Quote# 23781

[Several Louisiana high school students were sent home from their prom for wearing dresses that were too revealing.]

Bro. Randy: First, they should not have been going to prom anyway.


How bad could it be if they did not meet a public school dress code?!?!?!

Mrs. Debbie:One would think that if they had a school dress code for Prom that they would require the girls to try on their dresses for dress check BEFORE the Prom! That would alleviate what happened that night.

Of course, getting rid of Prom all together would definitely solve that problem! LOL

AprilMayJune:Amen!!! I absolutely hate prom season! That's all anyone talks about, and it is so boring. I personally find it a waste of time, money, and effort. The dresses they wear are so revealing sometimes it's almost like they are paying big dollars for someone to sew them a few scraps of sparkley cloth together. Sometimes in class I see girls flipping through prom magazines looking at dresses and the majority of them show off stuff. We have posters in (public) school that say "Prom do's and don'ts" The do's aren't that much different from the don'ts. And I don't see how they figure out how to get a dress that is "appropriate" because the do's and the don'ts are both extremely revealing. I say let's just do away with prom altogether.

Bro. Randy, Mrs. Debbie, AprilMayJune, T-4-C 44 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 23783

[On how the ACLU and atheists are to blame for the Virginia Tech shooting]

I hang my head in sorrow and pain at this horrible incident that has left many dead and wounded, destroyed families and scared a school forever...

And I believe this is just another example of how far American society has slid into the shitter because of two major factors;

1) We have allowed our Government to interfere with our ability to discipline our youth. Parents dare not raise a hand against their children now for fear of prosecution. The Government should NEVER have been allowed to dictate how parents raise their children and how they discipline them. Kids and young adults now have no sense of moral right and wrong because of this interference and lazy parents of the 20th and 21st century that have let Grand Theft Auto games, violent laden TV and other various medians that promote the idea that human life is worthless, just a game and that killing has no consequences, raise their kids. Good work there…

2) Thanks to Federal interference and organizations like the ACLU that somehow are allowed to thrive in America, God has now become the new Dirty Word of the 21st century and all references to his word and power and laws has been stripped from places around the country where it is needed most. Suddenly it is an unbearable sin to pray and to thank God for all we have. God has always listened to the will and wishes of his children, us… and when you keep saying GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT he listens and gets out and who the hell do you think is going to fill the void left by us removing God from our lives? Our little pal Lucifer and what a fine job he is doing destroying the greatest country on this planet while simultaneously raising the power level of his devoted followers in the Middle East in his bid to do exactly what he has desired most, destroy God’s creations.

This type of thing was unheard of when I was in high school. To live to have seen it degrade to this great evil weighs so heavy on my heart… and there is no fix for it now. We have let it go to far. We will continue to slide into the toilet until the end of the Earth.

I am just totally disheartened…

Geosword, Military.com 34 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 23784

Heaven Raiser: i do wat the bible says

Response by another poster: You don't shave?! You don't eat seafood?! You don't wear clothes that are made from more than two fabrics?

HeavenRaiser: how you get that from the bible? seriously it says don't have the sides of your hair and the tips of your beard, I get my barber to do it for me, it says not to wear cloths made of two materials cotton and polyester are the same material, fabric

HeavenRaiser, Gaia 53 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 23785

Exotheology and exobiology are pseudosciences relating to a belief in extraterrestrial life, or life in outer space. This was a liberal belief system pushed in the middle of the 20th century by scientists and politicians, often to advance political objectives like nuclear disarmament, globalism, environmentalism, and communism.

N/A, Conservapedia 31 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Mober

Quote# 23786

WBC to Preach at Funerals of Virginia Tech Dead

WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet.

[Bible quote]

WBC to preach to the whole world, via the BBC, and UK Channel 4

Soon the whole world will have heard of Westboro Baptist Church and the unwavering message of Her little flock of slaughter. We have preached for nearly 16 years now on the mean streets of America, seeking doors of utterance to cross international boundaries so we might preach the doom of idolatrous Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. Now, God Almighty, in His due time, has opened just such a door. You will have no excuse once the BBC and Channel 4 release their pieces on the WBC. No matter what perverted light they display us in, you will receive the message. God Hates Fags. God Hates You. The World is Doomed. This very well may be the last warning this doomed mass of mankind will receive before Christ returns in fire and glory to punish you. Whether you will hear it, or whether you will forbear, it is of no consequence to us. You have been warned.

Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates America 85 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 23716

I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection. Those who refuse to bow their knees before the resurrected Savior are likely to kneel before an erection.

Jed Smock, Campus Ministry USA Bulletin Board 55 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Vyoma

Quote# 23717

I had a sudden revelation last night at the pub;

You know the story of the Tower of Babel, right? Humanity, united under a single tongue, tried to build a giant tower to unite earth and heaven. God thought this was rather upity, so he gave the tower a good smiting, and to punish the cheeky humans he destroyed the unified language and gave all the peoples of the earth different languages, so they'd never get together and be so irritating again.

So clearly, we have different languages because God wants it that way, which means trying to learn another language must really piss him off.

But look at the world today! Rife with multilingual people! They even try and teach it to children in school!

Clearly we must be a stop to this. I for one am extra glad I resisted all efforts to be taught French at school.

So. If you are learning or speak another language, forget it all and repent, or suffer God's wrath.

Kimi Sama, Naruto Forums 32 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 23728

[Larsguy47 fancies himself to be Christ]

Government and politics are in the mind of the people. A government is founded in its capital buildings and parliaments. So it will be just like Egypt. The firstborn males of the world, (i.e. world leaders and their followers both male and female) will simply not wake up over a day or two. There will be lots of bodies to bury, or at least bones after they have been picked clean by birds. Those who don't have the mindset to accept Christ, and in particular, this particular Christ (me) will simply die one day. There will be no one left to protest. And the survivors will have the spoils and riches of the world they leave behind. Those without the mark, will simply drop dead or die in their sleep and that will be it. Then Christ and the 1,440,000 anointed will take over the world and start restoring things the way they should be per God's own rules and design. A perfect world of love and equality.

Larsguy47, IIDB 21 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 23729

[Madalyn Murray-O'Hair]

Her Being Dead Isn't Good Enough For Me.
I want to be able to tell that fat, ugly, whacko, buffalo-of-a-woman off and then watch as she suffers in hell, where she belongs.



proudrepublican81, imdb 35 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 23732

Science would not explain how a man could walk on water. Jesus walked on water. Therefore Science is limited. Science has been wrong so many times in the past, therefore science is very fallible.

scarlets79, CARM 43 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 23734

For some of you sitting on pins and needles wondering how I did on last night's battle need not worry. I did get attacked last night, but I can't say for sure that the fairy boys were behind it. I did have a group already poised to come against me, and had been building up to it all day. But I did hear male voices chanting their spells, so it is possible that they did show up.

At best it was a group of lower mid level wannabe's but there was one who did have some impressive power. But this one who was impressive took their shot at the toes of my left foot....hardly a major blow, and I returned it back with no problem what so ever. I did take some shots to the head, and of course the genitals; but nothing new or exciting or anything that I should have gotten excited over. I believe that the real powerful ones have been destroyed a long time ago.

In Conclusion; I was quite disappointed. I thought as high talking as these sodomites were that I would get a chance to have a real fight on my hands, since this one was suppose to be a "full on demon", if that was the hit that I took to my toes, it shows their fear of the endless return that I am able to give back. After all, "it is much better to give than it is to receive." By, and by, I'd say that these satanic sodomites were (no pun intended) "all blow and no show".

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto 47 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 23744

There was a certain woman who liked wearing red clothing, However when she moved into a certain town, none of the women in this town wore red, because wearing red tended to make people upset and angry, now the men of that town liked to see her wearing red, it was very eye pleasing to them, being that they never see people wearing red clothing, and it was forbidden in this town. Now the women in this town would inform the woman who always wore red, that they are angered by it, that it was causing strife in their town, and the men would gawk, and thing lewd things, and it was forbidden to wear red in this town. But the woman said " I see nothing wrong with wearing red, i do no wrong, it is not my fault they think evil things in their heart, that is their problem, not mine. i like wearing red, it makes me feel good " But others in the town would say to her, but it is causing strife, confusion, anger, and lewd thinking, should you not cease from wearing red then ? But the woman who loved to wear red, did not change, but continued to wear red, because she felt there was nothing wrong with it. What then will the Lord do when He comes to take His people from this town ? He will not take her that wore red, for because of her wearing red, many in that town were not taken, she caused many people to stumble, and lo herself was not taken as well.

This likewise will happen to all those who wear clothing that causes others to stumble, the men to lust, the women to anger.[...]

A True Christian will not do anything or wear anything that might cause another person to commit sin. That is just not Godly.

DiscipleDave, Christian Forums 79 Comments [4/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15

Quote# 23745

On their album "Free At Last", they do a cover of the Doobie Brother's song (in case you don't know — a "doobie" is a marijuana joint) "Jesus is Just Alright".(to DC Talk Jesus is "still alright") Webster defines "all right" as 1) well enough 2) satisfactory (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 1977 p. 31)

Let's get something straight dc Talk! Jesus Christ is not "alright"! Jesus Christ is NOT 1) well enough 2) and satisfactory! Jesus Christ is the Lord of Lords and the King of Kings!

Terry Watkins, Dial-The-Truth Ministries 28 Comments [4/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 23787

[On Kevin Smith's new horror movie, Red State, in which the villain was inspired by Fred Phelps]

"If you are saying that this guy Kevin blah, blah is making a movie and is making a bad guy in the movie and then he is saying that my dad is a bad guy - I say - boring! I would think by now that you earth dwellers would understand that we don't care what kind of pressure you bring to bear upon us and how much you speak evil of us when you know by our manner of life that we are the Servants of the Living God - that none of these things move us and if we gave a rat's tutu about what you think about us, this might work - but alas, we know you have no respect for God or man and in particular for yourselves, so why in this world would we want you to speak any other way about us? If you would bother to CRACK a Bible, you would know that all your hateful words and hard speeches against us are tokens in the bank, and evidence that we have the Love of God abiding upon us!"

Shirley Phelps-Roper, Cinematical 35 Comments [4/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: ninjacat

Quote# 23719

Call a liberal "G_dless" sometime. Know what'll happen? NOTHING!!!!

Nada. Zip. Zilch.

Know why? They don't care. They may even be proud about it. How's that
for warped?

One time I was out on the street and I saw a man with a shirt that said "I
support Evolution." I glared at him as he walked by, and then as he walked
away I shouted out "You another G_dless liberal?"

He turns around, kinda stares at me funny for a minute, then shrugs his
shoulders and walks away. If anybody ever called me "G_dless", his nose
would be feeling the wrong end of my fist, I can tell you that right now.


Logos, talk.origins 79 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

Quote# 23721

The unobserved process of evolution and its bizarre history has been
thoroughly entrenched in the minds of millions. For decades there were
facets of this theory that one was never to question, but irritating
scientific discoveries continue to unravel the Darwinian garment.

For instance, decades ago it was routinely taught that vertebrates
arose long after the Cambrian period. Evolutionists maintained that
the Cambrian (beginning "542 million years ago") was when "simple"
life was first getting established. It would take many millions of
years to produce the first animals with backbones -- the fish. In
fact, two evolutionists stated in a well-known text, "Fish arose
during the Ordovician |beginning '488 mya'|. . . ."1 But in 1999
fossil fish were found in lower Cambrian sediments in south China.2

Several years back, this writer attended the International Conference
on Dinosaur/Bird Evolution. One afternoon, a number of us took a field
trip led by a recognized "expert." He asked us if the field in which
we were standing could have been a dinosaur-age environment. Several
said no, because there was grass present. Evolutionists maintain that
grasses were not present during the age of dinosaurs --

In my review |i.e., Eschberger, ed.| of Disney's new movie "Dinosaur,"
I mentioned that one of the few scientific inacurracies |sic| that I
found in the movie was the presence of grasses in the dinosaur nesting
grounds.3

However, in a 2005 report we read, "Plant-eating dinosaurs munched on
grass, say scientists who had thought the plants emerged after the
beasts died off."4

Students were taught that the only mammals during the "age of
dinosaurs" were small, and barely able to stay alive among the
terrible thunder lizards. Evolution theory said that the mammals were
nothing more than "shrew-like insectivores that hunted at night." That
radically changed with the recent discovery of large, dinosaur-hunting
mammals!5

One of the more spectacular discoveries that has done much to dispel
the myth of dinosaurs living many millions of years ago is the
unearthing of soft dinosaur tissue (see Acts & Facts Origins Column).6
How could dinosaur tissue remain soft for 70 million years?

These discoveries, while devastating Darwinism, clearly support the
creation model, with all things created within one week, not long
ago.

Frank Sherwin, M.A., ICR.org 27 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 23723

These rainbow crapping, chocolate starfish lusting fruitcakes need to go back into the closet.
Be a stool pusher all you want. But when you start legislating your perversion into my religious beliefs... we've got a real problem.
Am I being homophobic? Yeah, I am.
Satan is definitely raging across the land, and every godless nutjob out there is playing right into his hands.

cerebraldebris, Free Conservatives 46 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 23726

Well scientists can tell me that I am monkey until they are blue in the face but I will not believe them. Sorry but I'm just not buying it. You can throw all the stats and so-called proof at me.

My God and I believe 2 billion other people's God believe that God created humans in His own image. God ain't no monkey. For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive.


Jacob1983, Fanforum 41 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 23736

[Should you still retain even a scrap of faith in humanity, read the entire thread and let the poor thing finally die.]

I'd rather be in a "cult" and HAVE my life
then to
not be in a cult, and NOT have my life.

Evangelist, Teens-4-Christ 53 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 23738

The flood couldn't have been local. After the Flood, God promised he would never do that again. However, local floods have happened many many times. So that would make God a liar, and since God can supposedly never lie, the local flood theory fails.

Umaro, ChristianForums 30 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 23742

I'm not saying we should legalise child sex overnight. Steps muct first be taken to make sure the children would be safe. These include stept to rectify the sex-phobic environment and also changes in education. Children must be taught that there are people out there who will try to manipulate them and they should know that it's ok to say no but also that it's ok to say yes, if they are truly ready.

fencingmatt, FSTDT comments 102 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 23743

If man has been on the Earth for over a million years or whatever Evolution says...IF, as evolutionists claim, the earth is billions of years old, and mankind has evolved from a lower and simpler form of life, then why has mankind gone from writing upon stones to laser printers in just the past 3,500 years? When God gave Moses the Ten Commandments, they were written upon stone. It is abundantly clear that the Egyptians carved messages into stone (hieroglyphics). So why is it that mankind has only discovered better inventions in the past few thousand years? If mankind had evolved, as evolutionists claim, then why didn't man discover ink a million years ago? Think about it. This is an astonishing thought--There were NO planes, cars, computers, refrigerators, electricity, lights, gas, powered-equipment, telephones, recording devices, CD players, MP3 players, electric razors, televisions, record players, movie cameras, or a million other modern technological inventions--just a mere 170 years ago. Civilization has advanced from utter primitiveness to incredible mind-boggling achievements in just a little over 100 years. So why didn't mankind discover any of this stuff 100,000,000 years ago, or 100,000 years ago for that matter?

quoting, Internet Infidels 61 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: anti-nonsense

Quote# 23692

when i was older, and it had been several years since their family had moved, my mom finally told me what happened.

my mom said she had been visited by a demon that said it would kill her parents if she told anyone about it, and that she had to stop going to church or it would kill her parents. she couldn't pray, couldn't worship God, and was basically torchered for several years in this way, for the demon wouldn't leave her alone.

after they moved, someone exorsized the demon, prayed over her body, and eventually the demon left the body. she was able to tell her story and now functions normally.

can tell you this, however. even if I hadn't heard the story, and from someone I trust and about someone I know, I would believe in demon possession. Demons love confusion, and as the Bible says, God is not the author of confusion. and we are humans, not indestructible, un-puncturable objects. we are easy to possess, i imagine, as long as God isn't protecting us.

i think it also happens to test us.:)

also I would believe simply because I believe God controls the Bible's content, and God never lies.


mermaid_green, LiveJournal 39 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Fili

Quote# 23696

The Crusades was not an act of Christianity. It was a ridiculous act committed by the Catholics. Don't blame Christianity for the mistakes that the Catholic church made. Same thing with the Inquisition. These were not Christians. In fact, during the Inquistition, a lot of Christians died for owning the Bible in their own language. Who's the history buff now? All of the wars, all of the acts that you're talking about were done by the Catholic church long ago, NONE of which is in any way attributed to Christianity. Christianity does not condone such acts.

Jarad Christian, Facebook 41 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Fili

Quote# 23698

[upon having the "No True Scotsman" fallacy explained to her:]

A scotsman and christian are two totally different things.

Elizabeth Maxwell, Facebook 76 Comments [4/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Fili