Quote# 26146

[We weren't made in the image of anything. We resemble apes because of the closeness of our DNA and the fact that we shared a common ancestor.]

We don't resemble apes, Maragon.

Tell that to a black man. He will sue you.

Am, CARM 27 Comments [6/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 26098

(From "Letter of refutation to an atheist")

What about the co-existence footprints in the riverbed in the Paluxy River near Glen Rose Texas? Man and dinosaur together? How can that be? It doesn’t fit into our theory of evolution! Even more footprints in the Paluxy riverbed - giants in the land! Gee, genesis talks about this, but we don’t believe it so we will close our eyes and hope it goes away.

Orin L. Moses, atheist-stooges.com 34 Comments [6/5/2007 12:37:29 PM]
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Quote# 26090

This is a response to someone's post about the new conservative French president invading Syria. His "Biblical" solution is astounding.


Syria, unfortunately, can never be “liberated”.

They have the government they want and if you take it out they will simply replace it with another one just like it, or worse.

The only way you can liberate syria is to extinguish all life in it and move people in who do not have cultural roots to the land.

I look back in the old testament where God ordered the Israelites wipe out every living thing in the land they moved into.

Seems there was a good reason.


Leatherneck MT, Freerepublic 39 Comments [6/5/2007 11:10:43 AM]
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Quote# 26071

Ok I really don't know where to start. This topic has me really thinking about why all of the non religious people even go in the forum which clearly states RELIGION. If you are so set on your belief of a nonGod why even read anything in this forum? And as it has always been said by God fearing and believing people, the reason innocent children and other innocent people are killed, injured, or born with defects, It is to test our faith in him. To me it doesn't matter how much anyone tries to take God out of my school, courthouse or anywhere He will always be in my heart. There used to be bumper stickers everywhere that said "God said it, I believe, That settles it" As far as I'm concerned you can leave the part about believing it out. God said it and that settles it. And it is non christians that are for the most part doing the stuff to the innocent. But when it comes time for them to pay the price they start praying to the God they do not believe in. You never hear anyone praying to the monkeys they seem to believe we come from or the dirt or even more ridiculous the sonic boom. And another cliche you don't believe in God cause you can't see him, do you see the air you breathe? Not. so that theory is pure moronic. Anyway there is my vent. And I will continue to pray for the nonbelievers, as well as for myself to be more of a better witness and to walk in his footprints.

kim404, Paulding.com 31 Comments [6/5/2007 11:08:01 AM]
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Quote# 26091

I have always defined a cult as a group where the teachings of a man or men are placed above the Word of God.

Imasaved1 (Bro. Randy), Teens-4-Christ 58 Comments [6/5/2007 11:06:45 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 26095

My husband and I do not fly anymore for two reasons -
We refuse to let the governement search us bodily.
We refuse to fly with Muslims.
Our preacher rarely flies also. He has started driving to his preaching engagements.

This is America. We should not cater to the Muslims who hate us and are out to "murder the infidels."



Mrs. Debbie, Teens 4 Christ 46 Comments [6/5/2007 10:49:07 AM]
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Quote# 26103

[Separation of Church and State goes both direction.]

That will change once we are the government.

tehvodak, Fark 40 Comments [6/5/2007 7:39:09 AM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat

Quote# 26088

Speaking about the platypus...

But I do believe that God made this creature this way so that the theory of evolution could not explain the evolution tree of this species.

ikester7579, Evolution Fairytale forum 25 Comments [6/5/2007 7:36:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Darwin

Quote# 26067

[WhiteRider tells us of what he learned from an 'Satanist']

She was the one who had to show me through scriptures that the Nephillim were still here. It was her that told me who she was, what her position was, who her contacts were; what her illuminati programming type was. She told me all about the underground bases, then one night in the spirit showed me them on a tour. She was the one who told me that UFO's were time/ dimensional machines, and told me all about how they worked. It was her who told me about the circle of six, and how that each king or queen of the six are in charge of one sixth of the worlds wealth. It was her that showed me the dimensions were multi layered. It was her that told me all about time travel, how it was developed, who the scientists were that worked on the top secret projects, where some of the bases are located, and why Windyville is such an important hub of occult activity. She is the one with all the expertise.

[He also claims he is King David, and much, much more!]



WhiteRider, The Resistance Manifesto 36 Comments [6/5/2007 3:52:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Ead

Quote# 26075

(Also, isn't it a bit absurd for God to sacrifice himself TO himself, in the form of Jesus? Also, a sacrifice implies that you're not going to get it back, but Jesus DID get his life back, so how is that a sacrifice?)

But did he get his life back? Your evidence is but very thin and a little circumvent to say the least.

The Ministry of Cultivation, Myspace 23 Comments [6/5/2007 3:52:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 26082

We all know by now that prison time is almost inevitable for anyone with a passion for God and His truths.



(None), Patriot Network 34 Comments [6/5/2007 3:52:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Joe

Quote# 26040

[In my opinion, religious people don't want a theocracy, they just don't want to see God removed from the history of America.

They don't want to see our currency changed, holidays changed, etc.

They don't see a problem with introducing alternatives to the theory of evolution.]

they fear christians, they fear it not because they REALLY believe christians want a theocracy, but because christians remind them of how lost they are ::Winking Smiley::




DiveCon, Sean Hannity Discussion 29 Comments [6/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 26050

Beside, the bible tells us if we ever commit premarital sex, we should get married right away.... I think.


Cd4u, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah

Quote# 26051

(responding to a t-4-c poster who admitted to being there to defend Catholicism.)

God is not the author of confusion. Since God has called and ordained me to this ministry, there is no way you could be called to 'have a God-given duty to educate people' against us.

Finally, your 'legitimate sources' are in conflict with the Word of God. Since they are in conflict with the Word of God, they are inaccurate and unacceptable. The Word of God is our final authority for all matters of faith and practice.

Yes, now that you have clearly stated your goals, I have disabled your account.


ImASaved1 (aka Bro. Randy), teens-4-christ 57 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MarylandBear

Quote# 26066

I have said it before, and I will say it again. I do not believe in atheists. They don't exists. Sure, there are people who are immoral, who lie and say they do not believe, but there are none who truly do not believe. Even if there were one who is a true atheist, when he closes his eyes in death, and opens them in Hell, he will believe. Sadly, then, it will be too late. Now is the time to choose to repent and to serve God.

Bro, Randy, Teens-4-Christ 70 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: I am Not Dr. Cox

Quote# 26004

I am so looking forward to visiting the museum. In fact,I hope when Jesus returns to take his followers out of this world, He finds me spending the day there, enjoying the wonderful story of His Creation and the Gospel.

Janet Setters, Cincinnati.com Comments 24 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ForensicAtheist

Quote# 26005

Answers in Genesis is not attempting to debunk science. It is, in fact, explaining God’s creation scientifically. If you will take the time to explore what they are doing, I think you will be impressed, not only with this fact, but also with the scientific credentials of those who support Creationism as opposed to evolution. Expand your thinking to include the scientific possibility (I personally believe it to be fact) that God’s word is true and that He did, in fact, create the world in six literal 24-hour days. God’s Word clearly says He spoke creation into existence. Science does not prove it did not happen that way; it simply theorizes that it did not. Take your family and get all the facts. Then you will be in a position to make an intelligent decision as to whether or not this is a ministry worth taking seriously and, perhaps, getting behind with your support.

Jeff Feist, Cincinnati.com Comments 29 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ForensicAtheist

Quote# 26007

Through the centuries, "mainstream science" has changed its tune over and over. So many of the "proofs" for evolutionary theory have been found inconclusive, and the evidence (when viewed objectively) can point both to evolution and creation. The question is, which is more likely? I believe in order for all creatures to have evolved first from non-life into life, and then from one simple creature into millions of complex ones, seems miraculous. And then we're back in God's territory, aren't we?

Ashley Mink, Cincinnati.com Comments 19 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ForensicAtheist

Quote# 26009

My family and I cant wait to vist the Creation Museum. I will be happy to see Gods word open up on display for all to see. As far as you non believers are concerned do you really think we evolved from apes? What did the ape evolve from? or any other animal for that fact? I believe in the big bang theory, God spoke and Bang it happened. And why dont you pegans take it a step further and work you jobs Dec. 25th since you dont believe!

Allen Berry, Cincinnati.com Comments 30 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ForensicAtheist

Quote# 26010

There have been many comments saying that Creationism is bad science and those who believe it are idiots. But consider this, our DNA is 97% similar to a chimps, however, it is a 98% match to that of a (drumroll please) ........ Banana! Also, if you believe that you evolved by chance then that means that your logic evolved by chance, and how do you know that it evolved the right way? You can't even be sure you're using the right arguments against the museum and the theory of creation! (Yes, I said theory of creation, just like the theory of evolution) So if you want to believe that you're just a better looking monkey than "Lucy", I guess you're free to do so. I, however, prefer to believe that I was created in the image of God for a special purpose. Here's to you my Monkey friends, I wish you luck (I guess you believe in that) in your random chatterings! Monkey On!!

Justin Honaker, Cincinnati.com Comments 44 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ForensicAtheist

Quote# 26017

And no one need ask, “What Would Jesus Do?” in the real world to Harry and his friends, because the Bible answers the question with deafening specificity:

But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death. (Revelation 21:8)


Doug Phillips, Vision Forum 40 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Praetyre

Quote# 26023

Not sure if this has been posted before

"I love it!!!
Mine is Phil 1:21; For me to live is Christ and to Die is gain!! I can't wait to die on th mission field!!!!!!!!!!!"



Ashley Brianne, Teens-4_Christ 44 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Weather

Quote# 26026

A major liberal falsehood of the mid-20th century was that intelligent life in outer space must exist, and that America should spend billions looking for it. This falsehood had political overtones in favor of nuclear disarmament, globalism, environmentalism, government spending and atheism. Political and Atheist leaders who were strong advocates that intelligent life must exist in outer space were:

Jimmy Carter
Adolf Hitler
Carl Sagan




Other Liberal Falsehoods
Population Bomb
Evolution
Global Warming
Global Cooling
Peak Oil

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 51 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Praetyre

Quote# 26027

Caffiene is addictive, just like music, pornography, television, games, and so forth. It is not meant for us.


Travis Akers, Teens-4_Christ 77 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Weather

Quote# 26033

how many of u r also compasionate conservatives and have friends who practice the homosexual lifestyle ?

i have some homosexual friends and its such a powerful feeling 2 pray for them to overcum there sinful ways. for some reason they dont apreciate my love-the-sinner-hate-the-sin ways and they get realy angry at me.

the other day i was talking 2 my friend Becca, who is a homosexual, and she was telling me how much she loves her gurlfriend and wants 2 marri her someday. and i just told her strate up "sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri. sorri but i'm a compasionte conservative"

i dont understand why more homosexuals do not like to hear that i love the sinner but hate the sin. shouldnt they be so releived and appreciative of my love for them? sorri but sometimes being a compasionate conservative is not easy.

pls tell me ur story.
GOD bless

realmoflibby7, LiveJournal 85 Comments [6/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Praetyre