FSTDT Quotes for October 2008

Quote# 49970

When she spoke of becoming a suicide bomber, Umm Anas's voice was strong and steady: "This is a gift from God.

"We were created to become martyrs for God," she continued, her eyes burning behind the full face veil.

"All the Palestinian people were created to fight in God's name. If we just throw stones at the Jews they get scared. Imagine what happens when body parts fly at them."

Umm Anas, BBC news article. 29 Comments [10/17/2008 5:45:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 49963

While I am in London, I am also going to protest outside the Museum of Natural History, which has consistently refused to present visitors with the Biblical account of creationism alongside the highly contentious views of the secular scientific establishment. I also have some business to take care of at Imperial College, as I know for a fact that academics based there have been actively involved in the promotion of heliocentrism to vulnerable young children who attended a summer school there last July.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 37 Comments [10/17/2008 5:44:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: SimonC

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Quote# 50228

God does NOT require anything from us to be saved, just that we believe upon Jesus Christ, who justifies the ungodly with His shed blood (1st Peter 1:18,19). Therefore ... Catholicism is a LIE! Islam is a LIE! The Jehovah's Witness religion is a LIE! Mormonism (The Church of the Latter-Day Saints of Jesus Christ) is a LIE! Scientology is a LIE! Freemasonry is a LIE! Christian Science is a LIE! The Seventh-Day Adventist religion is a LIE! Hinduism is a LIE! The New Age religion is a LIE! Wicca is a LIE! Buddhism is a LIE! Zoroastrianism is a LIE! Lutheranism is a LIE! Why are the churches silent? Billions of lost sinners are members of these damnable false religions and must be warned! Without exception, every one of the religions just mentioned ADD works to faith alone in Christ Jesus, thus perverting the Gospel

David J. Stewart, www.jesus-is-savior.com 78 Comments [10/17/2008 5:44:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 50208

The presence of such degenerate content is predictable. When a publisher dedicates itself to books that focus on moral relativity and upon removing God from human life, the very foundation of morality and law is eroded, giving way to a perverted permissiveness and a slippery slope towards the very depths of sin and filth. These books are just the tip of the iceberg, a sampling of the perversity and depravity being sold by Prometheus Books.

Take a good look at the books your child is reading for their college level courses. Are any of them published by Prometheus Books? A lot of their books are used in college courses, do YOU know what your child is reading?

Alexander Cornswalled, Are atheists more perverted than Christians? 25 Comments [10/17/2008 5:40:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 50059

(Yay! An agnostic fundie!!)

Atheist huh?
Well fuck, there just is no god. Its fuckin set in stone there is no gods or fuckin nothing we just live. Because you know.
Myself, im agnostic. There are WAY too many relegions to look into to WRITE THEM ALL OFF AND JOIN ONE THAT DOES JUST THAT. I hope you get stopped on the street asked what religion are you and you say athiest so they can ask you (Oh so what do you think about "insert silly religion here") so you can stutter and say i have never heard of that. Fuck athiests you guuys are almost as worse as stupid ass christians. Fuck athiests fuck everything there is no way of knowing anything.

thedevilsrejector, Youtube 46 Comments [10/17/2008 5:37:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Higgs Boson

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Quote# 50003

Atheists have been attacked by Christian Authorities ever since Darwinism came into existence?

santino : i will attach an atheist if he disrispect my religion in. but they only do it on the net. am not sure why but i think its because they scared.

santino, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [10/17/2008 5:37:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: J Arcenas

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Quote# 49895

If John McCain wins this election, there will be no denying that the Hand of the Lord will have determined it.

BoGo, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [10/17/2008 4:32:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: cc

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Quote# 49975

I'm sorry, folks, but I have no problem understanding why many Jews embrace Obama.

The majority of Jews rejected Jesus Christ for the past 2,000 years.

The Jews are being deceived.

So, why wouldn't they be deceived by Obama?

Also, the Jews will be deceived by the anti-christ also.

Think about it.

mercyandgrace, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [10/17/2008 4:30:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: JR

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Quote# 50049

i wouldnt ban any religion, but i would ban all the "new religious movement" religions

fandjuli, Yahoo! Answers 28 Comments [10/17/2008 4:26:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: CT

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Quote# 50207

Notice that the lowest rates of diseases like polio are in CHRISTIAN nations. God alone can protect us from the ravages of disease and the nations that rely upon lies and the works of man are the ones suffering. God alone will save and protect us. Vaccines and antibiotics are a lie and a fraud. They are arrogance and presumption. God is striking down the children of fools who have turned their backs upon God and vaccinated their children. Autism is judgment from God for denying him.

Vaccination is an unholy abomination.

Alexander Cornswalled (he gets around), Yahoo Answers : Are people playing the role of God? 51 Comments [10/17/2008 4:22:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
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Quote# 49899

Christians - if you could go to hell in order to let 10 people go to heaven, would you do it?

Answer : It depends on how bad they r. I won't do it for X-athiests, abortionists, or sodomites.tho. They r some of the worst kinds/

Jesus FREAK, Yahoo Answers 40 Comments [10/17/2008 3:41:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: J Arcenas

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Quote# 49925

[Someone asked little elmer who created God in which he gave the standard "God is outside the universe" response. When asked who created the universe that God resides in...]

Seriously - anytime you ask "Who created..." just fill in God.

little elmer, city-data.com 46 Comments [10/17/2008 2:16:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Orlor

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Quote# 49918

Lisping has it's root cause with rejecting God's Word.

KingJamesBible, youtube 42 Comments [10/17/2008 1:38:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: L

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Quote# 49906

It amazes me how homosexuals can wonder why people are against them by stating that their activity isn't hurting anybody.

They seem to overlook the fact that everyone of them that admitted their homosexuality to their parents HURT THEIR PARENTS.

Parents just had to accept it and move on or disown their child. But the homosexuals put their parents in the position to have to do that.

Leondenardae, WoW Forums 60 Comments [10/17/2008 9:50:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

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Quote# 50096

Hi all.

We have joined a new church that does not sponsor short term adult mission trips. My husband and I were able to participate in this type of activity in our previous church. We were involved in building churches for new Christians in Mexico.

Can anyone recommend an organization that we could possibly contact to see if there is a good fit for us to fill this gap for us? We are looking for something lasting from one to two weeks. Basic construction is a good fit for us, but we will look at other activities as well. We are interested in a group that is very biblical in its approach. We aren't interested in a broad ecumenical or social justice approach in place of the biblical gospel.

Any and all recommendations are welcome!!

[No wanting to help other people unless motivated by religion to, huh?]

pegmo, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [10/17/2008 5:41:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By:

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Quote# 49874

[Comment left on a petition to legalize gay marriage in Australia.]

A stray dog deserves more repect than a homosexual. They are the lowest of creatures on this planet. Not even animals do such things. All homosexuals deserve to die. Killing a homosexual is not murder, because they are sub-human. It is like stepping on a bug. Love is not the issue. Homosexuals cannot love, any more than an earthworm can. They are a blemish upon what would be perfect humanity. They don't even deserve to look a normal person in the eyes. All of them should be executed, and the streets paved with their pulverized bones.

a patriot, Petition Spot 92 Comments [10/17/2008 4:54:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 22
Submitted By: Jax

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Quote# 49867

im sure this will make someone mad here..... but i trully feel if you claim to be christian and vote for Obama, you better go back and make sure you are christian .... i just dont see someone claiming to love Christ and vote for this man!

With that said.... how many so called christians are voting for him? That might give us an idea of how many are really going in the rapture.

lendingheart, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [10/17/2008 4:36:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 49893

Your "Evolution" response is rooted in science so that is where you are placing your faith/belief. Since your so confident in your answer Prove that we evolved? You cant without tapping into your trusty science.

Honestly I think the repercussions of you so-called athiest being wrong are far heavier than me being right! Fools Pride is not worth the gamble especially when there will be Hell to pay (literally).

BlessedFilmsInc, YouTube 42 Comments [10/17/2008 4:32:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: FacelessAtheist

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Quote# 49910

(Someone needs to teach them how to do math)

The floodwaters (above) of the Canyon Lake Spillway along the Guadalupe River in Texas were moving at 107,000 ft3/sec (normal 175 ft3/sec). After the waters receded, carved bedrock was the result of the rushing water (below).

(As a note the speed of sound is 1125 feet per second)

Answers in Genesis, Answers in Genesis 36 Comments [10/17/2008 2:35:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: andy

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Quote# 49802

"Just who is choosing the text books. No where does history say Jefferson was a diest. Nowhere does history prove the US was not founded on Judeo Christian philosophy. No where is "Separation of Church and State" mentioned but the liberals push this down our kids throats. Rivisionists have no place in writing unless they can offer proof of the lies that they instill in the American people."

OneNewsNow (comments), OneNewsNow 40 Comments [10/17/2008 1:04:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 49898

I've heard atheists say that the Bible isn't true?

If that's true then the truth is wrong, PERIOD.

Answer : the Bible isn't wrong. Atheiests dont know what their talking about. Nothing in the bible has ever been disproved and It's all the truth and the way i'm going to live my life. PERIOD.

nicoleloveesyouu, Yahoo Answers 59 Comments [10/17/2008 12:21:24 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: J Arcenas

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Quote# 49947

You atheist are infatuated with God and Jesus. It demonstrates real childish attributes. For fraud, yes I would have you removed for the sake of society.

aldisalton, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [10/16/2008 10:24:45 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: J Arcenas

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Quote# 49897

I work with some extreme Obamabots and there have been days when I could hardly stand it. Fortunately, my hours are such that lately I've rarely come into contact them as I'm gone by the time they get in, or if I'm still there, it's not long enough to engage in any conversation. I have, however, decided that if they start with worshipping him I'm going to bring out my Bible and share with them who the REAL Messiah is. I doubt they'll take it to heart, but I can't stand by anymore and watch the worshipping of this man that is going on.

Ready4therapture, RR 48 Comments [10/16/2008 10:24:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: cc

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Quote# 49855

Christians and Athiest will you please tell me if this was a good comeback ?

I was in a debate with a nonbeliever and he told me that reality didn't agree with the Bible.

I told if that if that was true than reality should take a hike.

He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ?

Answer : No, because the bible is reality.

1Cr 1:18 I know very well how foolish the message of the cross sounds to those who are on the road to destruction. But we who are being saved recognize this message as the very power of God.

1Cr 1:27 Instead, God deliberately chose things the world considers foolish in order to shame those who think they are wise. And he chose those who are powerless to shame those who are powerful.

1Cr 2:14 But people who aren't Christians can't understand these truths from God's Spirit. It all sounds foolish to them because only those who have the Spirit can understand what the Spirit means.

Sweet Suzy 777!, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [10/16/2008 10:22:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: J Arcenas

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Quote# 50160

If men came from apes, then why are there still apes? Hmmm. It doesn't take a PhD (post-hole digger) to figure that one out. Do you realize just how stupid the theories of evolution are? I mean, evolutionists literally claim that the universe started with a BIG BANG (order out of chaos). The Bible teaches the exact opposite, that an Intelligent Designer created the universe. Evolutionists claim that all life on earth began with a rock floating in space, and then it rained for millions of years (forming a soup across the face of the earth), which eventually somehow sprung forth into life. And they laugh at Christians who teach creationism? Evolutionists still cannot explain where time started? Could there have been a time when there was no time? If so, then what existed before time? Perplexing thought, huh? God is the only plausible answer. By the way, here's a good way to silence an atheist. Ask him if he believes in aliens? Many atheists will say "yes." Then ask him why couldn't God be an alien?

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 104 Comments [10/16/2008 8:27:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: swerwydo

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