Quote# 50968

(Irony Ahoy!)

Over and over our children are exposed to knowledge that they can not yet understand, thus they become mere parrots, spouting back the platitudes they have heard.

BlessedAssurance, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [10/30/2008 1:03:20 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 50882

No God = no meaning (besides the temporal; eat drink and be merry).

Kill the sick and the weak and all who sap the resources and prevent us from having as much fun as possible.

Belief has consequences!

Atheism is simply the voice of those who feel abandoned. Jesus Christ met that and took it all upon Himself when He said “My God, My God, why have you forsaken me”, while hanging from the cross which barring sucking a living human from the safety of the haven of its mother’s womb is the most cruel form of execution we’ve invented.

Aim Less, Atheist Campaign 36 Comments [10/30/2008 12:59:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Faintpraise

Quote# 50888

Well if you think of Darwin's theory, every mutation to something else is actually a mistake. So billions of mistakes later, here you are, the perfect accident. LOL

I kinda laugh when I think of that one.

Brielé, WoW Offtopic 42 Comments [10/30/2008 12:58:25 PM]
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Submitted By: L

Quote# 50847

Richard Dawkins is so concerned that the atheist message is dying on its feet that he is to fund a humanist evangelistic campaign, Christian Voice has learned.

But in a twist which will have Christians in gales of laughter, the advertising campaign, which will be based on the catchy slogan 'There is probably no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your life,' is to be stuck on bendy-buses.

Apparently, an atheist blogger named Jon Worth came up with the idea, but his fellow humanists, not known for their generosity, wouldn't stump up the cash. Now Richard Dawkins, whose anti-Christian zeal knows little bounds, is to finance the doomed venture....Stephen Green, National Director of Christian Voice, said today:

'I should be surprised if a quasi-religious advertising campaign like this did not attract graffiti. People don't like being preached at. Sometimes it does them good, but they still don't like it.'

[The Atheist Bus Campaign, which aimed to raise £5,500, reached its target within hours of launch and has raised over £100,000 in 3 days]

Christian Voice, Christian Voice Press Release 45 Comments [10/30/2008 12:57:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Faintpraise

Quote# 50767

American presidents have become famous of late for their wives sorceries or approval of immorality. Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers as one case among many. Laura Bush goes on tv with a known lesbian as if okaying the lifestyle – after her husband tried a lame attempt at a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage rather than a constitutional amendment to ban homosexuality. Jackie Kennedy prayed to the host of heaven.

All these, to themselves had and have very good reasons for their absolute loathing of Jesus Christ as He actually is in favor a lie of Who and What He is that they can twist to keep themselves in power as supposed dictators of orthodoxy and acceptable ‘free willed’ behavior patterns before God. All of them have been assigned such by God – to their destruction...

Christian Clarity Review, Christian Clarity Review 37 Comments [10/30/2008 12:57:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 50949

GOD told him im his wife! and im only 15... can a good christian help me?
my parents told me that a guy from our church is fasting and praying about me.

i met him about half of a year ago when he came to visit our church.
i was basically the first person to greet him and his sister. he was really nice and all.. but i would never think about getting married to him! hes 23 =/
but everyone keeps on telling me 8 years difference is okay once you get married.

anyways he is practicaly in love =( he bought me an iphone for my bday. hes sooo full of care and evrything! its crazy

BUT i dont feel very attracted to him. i guess its cause im still young. my mom thinks hes handsome lol
but that not the point. hes very overprotactive.. he gets all weird when i talk to other guys.. and my mom told him he almost got a stroke once.. cause he knew i didnt really like him or something

the crazy thing is that ever since i was like 12 i always saw the number 133 and now that i met him that number is everywhere. like on the card he gave me for my bday. the parking lot he parked in seattle when he his sis and i went to a museam.. and in the bible 1peter 3:3 it talk about how beauty should not come form the outside.. but what matters is the inside (your heart)

anyways i dunno what to do. he is very very christian.. but i just dont have feelings for him =( which makes me sad lol and can God actully tell a guy who his wife is??

=), Yahoo! Answers 78 Comments [10/30/2008 12:54:49 PM]
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Submitted By: tawaen

Quote# 50906

Can science make a machine....?

Can science make a machine that takes brown dirt and turn it into white milk?

God did... its called a cow. Science cant reproduce that.

The Apostle, Yahoo Answers 71 Comments [10/30/2008 12:52:23 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 50737

God created EVERYTHING . God is the SAME yesterday, today and forever!!
There is nothing new on this planet that wasn't here from the beginning.
Man wants to be the GOD of this planet, so along comes his evolution Bull Sh*t story, and the big lie of science to attempt to support this BS.
You are totally and completely correct in your belief and don't bend or abandon it for any man!
Hold FIRM to God.
The joke will be on the unbelievers in due time.

howfuzeewuzee, Yahoo Answers 35 Comments [10/30/2008 12:49:52 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 50836

Homosexuality is not a part of our sin nature. A normal person could be tempted to commit adultery and even murder but would not be tempted by homosexuality. You can say what you want, but there is no story in the Bible about a homosexual getting saved and going to Heaven. I think Sodomites have already blasphemed the Holy Spirit by changing "the truth of God into a lie". See Revelation 22:19 and Romans 1:25

Raani Starnes, Homeschooling Hints 28 Comments [10/30/2008 12:48:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 50872

Yes, I believe violence towards homosexuals is perfectly acceptable if they are making unwanted sexual advances. It maybe wrong to use violence, but these homosexuals need to learn, "You're gay. I don't approve it, God doesn't approve of it, and you'll get yours sooner or later." Drastic times of rampant homosexuality require drastic measures.

Lookin4dalight, CF 58 Comments [10/30/2008 12:46:33 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII

Quote# 51217

[With all the rules in the bible, I fear for 99.9% of the World if the Christian belief is true.]

Oh look. There's a yellow-crested Aethist canary singing its song atop a branch of the Bigot tree. Somebody hand me a pair of binoculars.

BaseSebastian, KH-Vids.net 33 Comments [10/30/2008 12:44:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Mirai

Quote# 50734

(snippets from news article)

epublican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin describes herself as a "hard-core pro-lifer" and expresses confidence that in spite of disheartening polls, "putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4."

In an interview with evangelical leader James Dobson that aired Wednesday, Palin said she thought Republican presidential candidate John McCain would implement the GOP platform if elected — "I do, from the bottom of my heart" — but McCain doesn't support the platform on three issues important to evangelicals: abortion, gay marriage and embryonic stem cell research...

..."To me, it motivates us, makes us work that much harder," Palin said. "And it also strengthens my faith, because I'm going to know, at the end of the day, putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4. So I'm not discouraged at all."

She also used terms like "prayer warrior" and "intercession" — words that might be unknown to the average listener but are common vocabulary in Pentecostal Christianity. Palin spent 20 years in a Pentecostal Assemblies of God Church, but she usually refers to her faith generically as Christian, not even evangelical.

"It is that intercession that is so needed and so greatly appreciated," Palin told Dobson. "And I can feel it too, Dr. Dobson. I can feel the power of prayer, and that strength that is provided through our prayer warriors across this nation."

She continued: "When we hear along the rope lines that people are interceding for us and praying for us, it's our reminder to do the same, to put this all in God's hands, to seek his perfect will for this nation, and to of course seek his wisdom and guidance in putting this nation back on the right track."

Sarah Palin, Comcast.net 46 Comments [10/30/2008 3:47:17 AM]
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Quote# 51017

WOW! What is your secret? I have a 5 year old daughter and a 15month old son and how do you get them sincerely excited about heaven like that. To the point they would leave everything. I know its the Holy Spirit, but WOW!

Rlight, RaptureReady 39 Comments [10/30/2008 3:35:42 AM]
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Quote# 50913

You know what my greatest argument vs atheists is?
That we're the only species on the planet with a sense of humor. Do your cats and dogs have a sense of humor? Do you tell them jokes? Do you bug them? Do they understand what you are doing to them? No, therefore God exists.

Michelle V, Yahoo! Answers 108 Comments [10/30/2008 2:55:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Jessierayvaughn

Quote# 50806

I just had a creepy thought--they're out and ready--to institute martial law if Obama is elected. Oy. I need to take off my tinfoil hat............

mikalikat, RF 45 Comments [10/29/2008 10:33:13 PM]
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Quote# 50945

[on why abortion should be illegal in the case of saving the mother's life]

And this is where I come in and point out that a mother's life shouldn't take president over a baby's life. The baby will live longer that the mother, anyway. She got her chance; let the baby have its.

Stubborn, The Town of Oddysey 65 Comments [10/29/2008 9:23:26 PM]
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Quote# 50982

(Concerning the doll who allegedly says "Islam is the Light")


This doll is just one more thing to chip away at Christianity!

Let’s face it, the Muslims are taking over! Christians cannot express anything anymore without being charged, yet Muslims can do, say and dress Anyway that they like!

I’m a Christian and will fight to the end against these false preachers!

M, urbanlegends.about.com 42 Comments [10/29/2008 8:14:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Dog's Best Friend

Quote# 50954

[in response to why China and Japan, not being "Christian nations," still have "Christian laws and morals" like the U.S.]

Morality originated from the God of the Bible regardless if nations acknowledge that fact - or not due to rebellion or ignorance.

God is saving China for the bloodbath mentioned in Revelation.

Galatians 4 verse 16, topix.com 45 Comments [10/29/2008 8:09:49 PM]
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Quote# 50714

The UK has an established Church but hardly anyone is religious. The US is secular but highly religious. Why?

Answer : no offense but Britain has always been immoral.that why your ancestors left there to come here to America.

?sunflower?, Yahoo Answers 63 Comments [10/29/2008 8:08:30 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 50838

I think a lot of these bloggers for Obama are full of crap with this "he sold me" crap. That's right he is doing just that, getting you all with words. Don't you all know from experience that these politicians are good with words? I believe America "One nation under GOD" should remember that, we should trust God more. And the guy with the comment about reading a history book and that history repeats itself.Read your Bible.That's what is wrong with our country now, we are pushing God out of everything and we WILL pay for it. especially if the candidate that wins doesn't get guidance from God. I havent read anything pertaining to God come out of Obama's mouth. We as American's would elect the Anti Crhrist!! HOW? Cause we want change and peace, and that is just what he(the Anti Christ) is going to offer this world. AGAIN, READ YOUR BIBLE'S.

Kim, Topix 42 Comments [10/29/2008 8:08:16 PM]
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Quote# 50764

They have gone beyond prodeathers, the lefties are becoming more like the Nazi's every day. They vote for a candidate that wants to add to the 50 million babies already slaughtered by removing any limit of age in murdering their own children even up to nine months. Someone needs to do a picture of the facts, the face of Obama the baby killer with his angry wife by his side, he holds the scizzors to stab the babies in the head, she holds the suction machine to remove the brains of the innocent baby, they both proudly announce our policies of "partial birth abortion back in business in America with NO restrictions" and underneath written his wife Michelle saying, "Now I am finally so proud of my country, we are more free now to murder babies when we feel like it and YOUR tax dollars are paying for it.

Diane S., CARM 52 Comments [10/29/2008 8:07:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Gytha

Quote# 50929

Atheists give me a logical answer?
Now, the common atheist fallacy is that God, the Creator, needs a creator. This cannot be true as

1. The universe could never have not existed and come about on its own. That would require energy, which, mind you, can neither be created nor destroyed by a finite human.

2. The universe could never have always existed, because all matter needs to be created.

3. We must exist. "Cogito ergo sum." "I think therefore I am." So therefore, even if the rest of the world is a lie, SOMETHING MUST EXIST. That something (you, me, desks, bathtubs) MUST BE CREATED.

4. This is not the watchmaker analysis for evolution. This is the watchmaker analysis for the very creation of matter.

5. This all leads to one thing: There must have been an original Something, by definition uncreated, and by definition able to transcend the laws of physics and humanity.

6. Thus, we arrive at the concept of a God.

From there, we must choose our own path.

only responses i got were yes we can prove everything with science
and let me correct you, no you can't, you can't prove that 1/2 the people on yahoo answers are even real. just by judgments you can assume'' we are but lack evidence and only evidence you have is words, which is not evident enough

blackchaos182, Yahoo! Answers 67 Comments [10/29/2008 7:12:03 PM]
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Submitted By: tawaen

Quote# 50796

I get this new phone and it has GPS on it. I go..hmmm thats interesting. Well I am going to see my girlfriend in Oregon next month so I decided to put her address in there...I was expecting to have to put my in there as well. But after I put her address in there...the exact location where I was standing popped up.... I was like...oh my goodness. It knows exactly where I am, without me even telling it where I was. Whew, another sign of the times!

Kvat3r, Rapture Ready 109 Comments [10/29/2008 7:11:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 50846

*** When One Contemplates the Visciousness of Ones' Enemy.....,

*** When One Interprets the true motives of such....,

*** When Ones' Convictions tell them that Hell is on the March....,

*** When Ones' Righteous Anger is brought to its' limits.....

*** When Ones' Country is being stolen, raped, and plundered in broad daylight....,

*** When Ones' Nation, Family & Children are being sucked into an Abominable agenda ....( Homosexual Indoctrination )

*** When Ones' Country & Constitutional Foundations are outright compromised in full view of its' people.....,

*** When a large % of Ones' Nation is being lulled to sleep by a Regime of Evil Media and Gloibal Minded Bureaucratic Infidels for their own self Agrondizement ......,

*** When Neither Presidential Candidates' answer to give hope to the people and are asleep at the Wheel....

*** When Americas' Sovereinty is on the Line..., and we know that it is being Compromised by Global $$$$$$$ Interests......

*** When our Fearless Radio Gurus' ( Rush, Hannitty, Etc..., Etc..., talk....talk....talk). Which is good....cause at least it is informative! But talk is Cheap......and unless there is action on the talk....it continiues as
talk....till the group who is willing to do "more" than talk....makes a move !

*** Bottom line in my opinion is this....and i am sorry if this ruffles any feathers or scares the begeeebers out of anyone.....!!!

But the truth is...."Freedom is not Free" !!

It never has been...., and never will be !

We will.......have to fight for it !

This Fact....., is in the Bible....and in every History book from time forward hence !

Battle...upon Battle, the Lord used Mighty men of faith....and their armies to accomplish His will.

***We may have to accept this fact !

*** We may have to fight !

*** Is it wrong at this point to Suggest..... Some kind of organized resistance to this Oppression ...???

God be with us all !! http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pray.gif

God4Us, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [10/29/2008 7:07:35 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 50790

MrCellophane wrote:After being spiritually apathetic for years, I converted to Wicca in high school. I've felt much more fulfilled and become a better person since then. Any other Pagans here? Or other non-Christians?

Is there a particular reason for this opposition to Christianity? Is your religion based on actively opposing mine?

Orwell, WrongPlanet 53 Comments [10/29/2008 7:06:58 PM]
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