Quote# 48181

I would first like to ask how you as an evolutionist can ridicule creationism and call it unbelievable. There is just as much evidence for creationism as you think there might be for evolutionism! Did you know that the sun is shrinking? Did you know, in fact, that if the sun is now currently shrinking, that at one time, it was bigger? And did you further know that the sun is shrinking in such a rate that if the earth and everything was billions of years old, the sun would have been, at one time, large enough to where it would have swallowed up the earth? Did you know that the moon is moving further and further away from the earth? Did you know that this means that at one time, the moon was closer to the earth? Did you further know that if the earth and everything was billions, even millions of years old, at one time the moon would have been close enough to cause such tides that all the life on earth was washed away twice a day? Did you also know that the earth is slowing down in its rotation? Did you know that this means that at one time, the earth was spinning faster? Did you further know that if the earth was billions or millions of years old, the earth would have been spinning so fast that everything would have shot off it like little kids from a merry go round? Do you know what happens to kids shooting off from a spinning merry go round? As they are travelling away from the merry go round, they themselves are spinning in the same direction as the merry go round was! If there was a big bang, and everything went shooting off of a spinning dot of compressed matter, then everything we see in space should be spinnning in the same direction, right? Well, its not! There are moons of planets travelling in a different direction than the rest of the moons of other planets, there are planets that are spinning in different directions, and, if our own galaxy were spinnning for billions or millions of years, it would have spun itself into a perfect circle years ago! I challenge you to explain away these facts to me. I challenge you to fit these things into your theory of evolution. I challenge all who believe in evolution to tell me how these things are in agreement with evolution. Because if just one of these things cannot be explained, if one of these things cannot agree with evolution, then you cannot accept the theory of evolution as truth, and cannot accept evolution at all.

Andrew Hatcher, TalkOrigins 68 Comments [10/1/2008 6:08:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 47962

(This is a parody site, but this letter writer apparently doesn't realize it.)

Too many of us, by us I mean those who call ourselves Christian, have stood by for much too long while the "Liberal Agenda for America" has been allowed to run wild and go un checked. For almost 40 years now, Liberals have scored victory after victory, and are well on their way to achieving their goals of rewriting American History, and consigning Christianity to the "lost memory column" of American History. We who call ourselves Christian have been too lazy and complacent to challenge the Liberal, anti Christian Teacher's Unions, who manage to poison the mind's of America's Children!! We who call ourselves Christian have allowed anti Christian, and anti American organizations such as the Jewish controlled ACLU, dictate to us where and where not we can display our Christmas tree!! We who call ourselves Christian have said "welcome" to the "Homosexual Agenda for America," by letting them tell America's Childre! n that it's "OK" for a man to marry another man, or a woman to marry another woman!! We who call ourselves Christian have allowed the Abortionists of the viscious Liberal Communist Feminist movement, to convince us that a woman has "some sort of right" to kill a yet to be born future human being!! We who call ourselves Christian have encouraged phony Ministers like Jackson and Sharpton to continue to make a complete mockery out of Christianity, and antagonize and race bait in order to exploit and profit at the expense of their own followers!! We who call ourselves Christian have been forced to kneel at the altar of the "Liberal Discipline Experts," who threaten to have us arrested if we dare to administer reasonable and proper strict discipline and corporal punishment within our own families!! Yes indeed, Those of us who call ourselves Christian have failed miserably!!

Nicholas, Our Mailbag (Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Morality) 37 Comments [10/1/2008 6:08:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Whom

Quote# 48232

Nice try. What about the religion of secular humanism? We have 48 million dead human babies slaughtered on its altar of "choice".

Docc, timesonline 44 Comments [10/1/2008 6:07:54 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 47989

Clearly obama is desperate, pro muslim, certainly not a Christian; (see him speak about his 'muslim faith', and discredit the Bible on you tube), and not above the same campaign tactics that got nixon impeached............unless you want to see sharia law in the usa and want to wear a burka in the land of the free.....you really should do some homework on your own before you push that button....

wonder.gurl, Palin's Yahoo! Account Hacked 40 Comments [10/1/2008 6:07:01 AM]
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Quote# 48227

And many of those supposedly 'using' their brains who are anti-religion (really anti-Christian) wear crystals, talisman's, consult fortune tellers, astrologers, channeling, Tarot, I-Ching, shamans, etc, and employ all sorts of good-luck measures for their own well-being and good fortune. What is wrong with instead believing in a God who loves us and answers prayer to protect us from things that would do us harm? Certainly more reasonable than trusting the powers of a stone or a star formation!! Granted, the 'witch' should not have felt personally in danger but her powers should be opposed and her influence challenged....We're in a political battle of ideas right now...the Presidential election; and whatever one's position is then one exerts effort to promote that postion. Life is constantly a theatre of the tug-and-pull of right vs. wrong, good vs. evil, love vs. hate and we need to clarify situations to know how to promote health in our communities--and that takes spiritual discernment of what's really going on and spiritual battles are fought in prayer--NOT in the flesh. But if a person is not spiritually minded then they won't even see it.

tim, timesonline 25 Comments [10/1/2008 6:04:09 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 49005

Sceintolgy is a another tool for The Devil to lead poeple away from GOD'S WORD.

That's why so alot celebraties are Sceintolgists. Eveyone copies them just so cause they famous.

That way more poeple became Sceintolgist. Instead of becomes Christian.

Christianity isn't popluar now days like Sceintolgy is.

Jesus said in the last days. Everyone will hates Him and his Followers.

Jesus said "they hated me first." So if anyone hate you for being a Christian. Remember they'll hated God first.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 77 Comments [10/1/2008 4:14:33 AM]
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Quote# 48425

[regarding the rapture...]


...what about the MILLIONS of graves that have suddenly burst open? people go disappearing all the time (of course never on such a mass scale, however...) but it's not every day...actually never, EVER have graves exploded showing no evidence of a body.

also...we know that the dead in Christ will most certainly precede us. will we ourselves actually witness this happening immediatly before we take the "last train home"?

sethola, RaptureReady 58 Comments [10/1/2008 4:05:33 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 48214

Praise Jesus . . . and praise Pastor Muthee for recognizing their is evil in the world. God expects us to pray to ward off evil . . . and evil is everywhere my friends . . . pedophiles, child porn, and every other perversion along with the crooks on Wall Street, in the US Congress, and in the corporate board rooms. Those of us who support Governor Palin, and will vote for McCain because of her, agree with her ideology . . . there is a God, God matters, and the US of A is still the best place to live in the world, it is worth fighting for, and we cannot let it go the way of the Cuba, Russia, or Norway, for that matter.

Conservative&Christian, timesonline 68 Comments [10/1/2008 3:20:43 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 48363

(On "Rapture Kits")

I'd go down to hobby lobby or something and get one of those cheap wooden boxes. Get a couple bibles for cheap from a thrift store and pack it in the box along with some aspirin, maybe headache medication, a first aid kit, a flashlight, and some camping rations from Wal-mart or something. You may also want to place a letter in there to the finder about what exactly happened. They need to know we were taken to Heaven, not "beamed up" or dissolved at an atomic level, like the media may try to tell them. Explain the 21 judgement about to hit the Earth as best you can, so as they happen, the finder can estimate what to do next. Be very real and honest in the letter, and explain that they must place their faith in Jesus Christ by confessing Him with their mouth, and that this faith will almost certainly cost them their life in about 3.5 years into the tribulation. Also refer to the sheep and goat judgement in case they might become doubtful and want to cut corners. Above all, implore them not to take the mark and exactly what will happen if they do. The finder will also need to learn how to hunt and fish in the wilderness to survive. They will not be able to buy or sell without the mark, so just waltzing into Burger King will be out of the question. I would also let them know they need to find a good hiding place in the wilderness somewhere, and bring a few people with them to evangelize and keep the faith until Jesus comes. Tell them that He is coming 7 years from the signing of the "peace treaty," and not to believe anything the anti-christ says.

If you do the above, I think the person who finds the box will be very well informed.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 72 Comments [10/1/2008 12:35:04 AM]
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Submitted By: sooze