FSTDT Quotes for March 2008

Quote# 36403

After saying: "Nobody is required to have gay sex. (In fact, it's difficult to think of a more pointless waste of time.)"

I mean that not only can they not procreate, but what they do has got to be painful and totally not-fun. I think even Torquemada would have rejected such activities in his torture chamber for being "too much."

jmcrae, Catholics Answers Forums 69 Comments [3/17/2008 10:30:05 PM]
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Quote# 36391

Religious diversity a creation of Satan

Reading Ellen Goodman's column on religious diversity in America made me realize again what a despicable creation of Satan religion is. Religion is probably the best tool of Satan used to draw people away from Jesus Christ. II Timothy 3:5 says, "In the last days men will have a form of godliness but deny the power thereof." John 14:6 says, "No man gets to God except through Jesus."

I'm looking forward to the day when religious diversity is gone and there are only two sides -- the popular side and the right side. Matthew 7:13-14 says the path to destruction is wide and many people will be deceived by it, but narrow is the path to eternal life and few will find it. I hope people choose wisely while "shopping."

Jeff Templin, The Greenville (SC) News 41 Comments [3/17/2008 9:27:54 PM]
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Quote# 36383

Here is a growing list of logical contradictions in atheism:
atheists say they do not believe that any God or equivalent deity exists, but then are often hostile to Christians, as in censoring classroom prayer even when everyone wants to participate.
Atheists often feel that they are well qualified to comment on school curricula, in effect advising others how to raise their children, while refusing to admit that others are more qualified to tell atheists how to raise their own children with regards to religion.
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Conservapedia, Conservapedia 57 Comments [3/17/2008 9:26:34 PM]
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Quote# 36401

It's so amazing how some atheists are intelligent people that can see through lies in politics, but still be incredibly blind about religion. I guess it's just compartmentalization. They think about all the parts of their lives except the one that matters most.

lovedbygod23, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [3/17/2008 8:16:31 PM]
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Quote# 36398

Our nation's MOST serious and important threat is MARXISM! Homosexuality is merely part of the Marxist plan.

I have often posted that islamofascism is NOT our nation's most serious threat. We can survive a nuclear suitcase bomb. Didn't we lose an entire city to a hurricane? Didn't we survive?

Government schools (especially K-12) are the Marxists most dangerous and effective weapon against freedom. Homosexuality is part of the Marxist indoctrination process whose goal is destruction of the family.

wintertime, freerepublic 56 Comments [3/17/2008 8:14:51 PM]
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Quote# 36399

"Atheists": Why can't you simply say you're "non-religious," or better yet, "non-Christian"?
At least you then you can't say you're being labled, but rather just distinguishing yourself from the norm.

[Added Later]
Because Christians, Muslims, and Jews do have a specific belief system--you atheists claim that you do not. Hence, why it's necessary for us to make these distinctions.

Are you atheists now saying that you so have a specific belief system?

We don't call ourselves non-Jewish/Muslim because we're not subject to or dominated by them. You are subject to us.

"Kendra", Yahoo! R&S 44 Comments [3/17/2008 7:50:34 PM]
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Submitted By: modestalmond

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Quote# 36389

[Responding to someone claiming that no loving person would support hanging "Heretics"]

Please show me where I said we'd hang heretics. I said we would have the death penalty. I said that we'd hang murderers, rapists, kidnappers, homosexuals,
abortionists; nothing about heretics.

ShieldofFaith, ChristianForums 34 Comments [3/17/2008 4:33:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Lou

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Quote# 36379

"Abolish medicine in all its forms, and human life will increase by an average of 10 years in a decade!"

Dr Shelton, www.getwellstaywellamerica.com 84 Comments [3/17/2008 4:27:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai

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Quote# 36366

The government of good people should go to war with nations or groups of people that are a threat to the government/society as is instructed by the Old Testament of the Bible. The purpose of the war should be to do what ever it takes to win, in the shortest possible time, which includes the elimination/killing of men, women and children associated with the threat, as was done in WW II. The war should be fought in a manner so as to minimize the men and material being consumed by the government. The war should be concluded only when the threat has been eliminated. Some say good people should talk with the enemy, but I believe the enemy should be talking with good people to convince the good people that the enemy should not be eliminated.

clirus, CF 40 Comments [3/17/2008 3:27:33 PM]
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Quote# 36371

"Its a slippery slope, when you start legitimizing sexual perversions in culture, where will it end? there are women who have sex with dogs. So what will be next, animal human marriages? Will animal-human sex be the next thing they want legalized?! and what about the whole NAMBLA/LGBT thing? and after that pedophilia/pederasty rights?! NO! stop it now!"

"look up pederasty on wikipedia, its totally sanctioned by the LGBT! its even a LGBT portal!"

TimothyRed1990, YouTube 46 Comments [3/17/2008 3:20:12 PM]
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Quote# 36357

[Referring to Oklahoma Representative Sally Kern, who had made some wild accusations against homosexuals generally.]

Kern is a deeply religious woman. She is not homophobic, she is not anti gay. She is against the agenda of gays who seek not equality but superiority in our society. She resents the elite status that gays receive in education, the media, the arts and culturally.

Ken J, Dispatches From the Culture Wars 43 Comments [3/17/2008 11:26:31 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

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Quote# 36367

I believe that if people are presented an honest unbiased presentation of the Atheistic Lifestyle and the Christian Lifestyle, they would choose the Christian Lifestyle and the Atheistic Lifestyle would fade back into the closet. The Christian Lifestyle is the most environmentally friendly/socially responsible/healthy lifestyle for all people. The Atheistic Lifestyle is an evil unhealthy lifestyle of disease, death and destruction.

clirus, CF 55 Comments [3/17/2008 3:19:40 AM]
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Quote# 36374

[Are you serious ? You mean Galilei kept saying that the Earth is the center of the universe and was punished by the Church for that ?]

He was prisoned not because of his ideas--but because he was an agent of the Illuminati. He was activitly involved in malicious attempts to undermind the community, and was punished for it. His personal beliefs that the earth was the center of the universe was proven false by the church.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM 61 Comments [3/17/2008 2:52:27 AM]
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Quote# 36368

[Wealthy San Diego hotel owner (and Catholic) Doug Manchester is funding an California ballot initiative to ban same-sex marriage]

If this man is the strong Catholic he claims to be, then he would not offer the shelter of his hotels to same-sex couples and provide an environment in which to accomplish their evil. Therefore, the threatened boycott of these establishments by those with same-sex attractions is very much an empty threat. I, for one, say that such individuals are welcome to move their acts of lewd depravity to the gutter where they belong.

Other Eric, Catholic Answers Forum 31 Comments [3/17/2008 1:51:07 AM]
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Submitted By: flyingnerd

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Quote# 36364

I've heard many christians who don't believe the economy is going to collapse. They also believe America is still a great christian nation. They believe things will pick up, their business will start booming again, and all will be well again.

Others, think THIS is it. Things will get much worse, the economy will collapse, the USA will suffer some discomforts they're not used to, and all of this will lead us into THE RAPTURE! They believe Jesus is coming very soon.

Then there's those who think all will bounce back, America will turn back to God, He'll keep blessing us, etc. And in the midst of the wonder of it all, we'll be raptured.

Truthfully, which way do you HOPE it will go?
Which way do you BELIEVE it will go?

As for me, I WANT TO GO HOME! I want the Lord to wrap things up here because I can't stand this worldwide evil abounding! If it means hard times beforehand for me, then His will be done. I'll know that HE is standing at the very door! Maranatha!

Glory, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [3/17/2008 1:46:26 AM]
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Submitted By: antichrist

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Quote# 36361

[RE: a Walmart carrying Mamool, a cookie common in Arab countries, in their international food aisle (also featuring Eastern European and Hispanic food items)]

This world is getting ripe for the AC's appearance and only the Lord know how much more compromise we'll feed him when we'll agree to his one world government.

Julian4jc, Rapture Ready 80 Comments [3/17/2008 1:45:58 AM]
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Quote# 36360

I always think of everything in a spiritual war type of situation. satan's purpose is to steal, kill, and destroy. Well having sex out of the design of God is definately a way to destroy one's person life. Sex is an easy weapon for satan to use to do this. Having sex, but knowing you are not going to have a baby is adding fuel to the big BOMB fire that is already burning. I don't even think we have seen the worse case of VD. If sex keeps going rampage - things are going to start falling off - I really believe as behavior worsens so do the diseases.

LoveforChrist, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [3/16/2008 10:57:51 PM]
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Quote# 36344

[Thread title: "ToE = Dumb and Dumber"]

Quoting Sir Fred Doyle: "No matter how large the environment one considers, life cannot have had a random beginning. Troops of monkeys thundering away at random on typewriters could not produce the works of Shakespeare, for the practical reason that the whole observable universe is not large enough to contain the necessary monkey hordes, the necessary typewriters, and certainly not the waste paper baskets required for the deposition of wrong attempts. The same is true for living material."

Do you evos get this logic? He's talking about the origin of life, but the random origin of a new body part is no different, at least in theory: If there are 10s of thousands of different pieces of anatomy in humans, for every 1 selectable part that arose in the right place at the right time, there must be literally thousands (or more like millions) of misfits for which selection would have to dispense with....either that or we should be seeing all sorts of weirdo, massively-freakish animals walking/swimming/crawling around.

[Then he/she rambles into the sunset with the "eye argument"]

superstport, www.carm.org 41 Comments [3/16/2008 10:56:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 36338

Ethics produces an even greater quandary. Moral laws have changed less over the millennia than the recognized laws of physics and mathematics. The ethical principles that undergird the Ten Commandments' prohibitions against stealing and murder are recognized by people in New York, New Guinea, Timbuktu, and even bin Laden's cave, while scientific theory has undergone numerous revolutions—and will continue to do so.

Tony Snow, Christianity Today (online magazine) 47 Comments [3/16/2008 8:54:50 PM]
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Quote# 36336

Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: The centrality [of Mecca] has been proven scientifically. How? When they traveled to outer space and took pictures of the earth, they saw that it is a dark, hanging sphere. The man said, "Earth is a dark hanging sphere – who hung it?"

Interviewer: Who said that?

Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: [Neil] Armstrong. Armstrong was basically trying to say: Allah is the one who hung it. They discovered that Earth emits radiation, and they wrote about this on the web. They left the item there for 21 days, and then they made it disappear.

....[more at link]

Link to Interview:
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/545.htm

Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid, MEMRI 41 Comments [3/16/2008 8:30:49 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite

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Quote# 36347

Sodomite evolutionists are deeply resentful over the fact that Christians have children to whom they can pass their faith on. Since sodomy produces no children, and evolutionists employ the other sacrament of their faith, abortion, when conception occurs by accident, they die out in a generation. That is why they are so obsessed with keeping intelligent design out of the public school system, the public schools are their mission field in which they attempt to seduce Christian children into Darwinian debauchery!

Pole Greaser, Pharyngula (comment 104) 53 Comments [3/16/2008 6:57:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Alethe

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Quote# 36350

You are completely exagerating or misqouting these laws. Rape victims were punished if they didn't call for help. If they don't call for help, they are basically consenting to adultery.

Tim Baldi -Llamaboy, I Bet I Can Find 1,000,000 Christians 55 Comments [3/16/2008 6:39:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Troy Stigz

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Quote# 36349

The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well.

almenconi, almenconi 59 Comments [3/16/2008 5:46:36 PM]
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Quote# 36355

[After being told by another user (not me in this case) that "chimps have a baculum (penis bone) and humans don't. The other 206 bones, though, are in one-to-one correspondence", Guzman's reply was this classic:]

and what about the bones and organs in bacteria?...are we truly just enlarged bacteria? If not you better come up with an explanation for the novelty.

Guzman (aka Supersport), Rants 'n' Raves 48 Comments [3/16/2008 5:42:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Calilasseia

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Quote# 36287

My wife were recently (2 months ago) severely chastized and hospitalized with psykosis (mental illness) just after she met Jesus Christ while breastfeeding our 4 month old son in the middle of the night. She was in rebellion, and I, trying to be 'a nice guy' didn't correct her. She is back home again now, and really submissive, doing things in the home she would leave to me,in former times. Allthough I didn-t understand what was happening when she got ill, I understand now. Praise God.

ebief76, Youtube comment 67 Comments [3/16/2008 1:29:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Enkidu

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