FSTDT Quotes for March 2008

Quote# 36266

[Reasons why I believe in creation]

The primary reason I believe, of course, is because the Bible tells me so. That's good enough for me, because I haven't found the Bible to be wrong about anything else.

But what about the worldly evidence?

The evolutionists insist the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago and became extinct long before man walked the planet.

I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe there is a shred of scientific evidence to suggest it. I am 100 percent certain man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. In fact, I'm not at all sure dinosaurs are even extinct!

Joseph Farah (founder, editor and CEO of WND), WorldNetDaily 67 Comments [3/14/2008 3:23:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

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Quote# 36249

Global warming at a church Bible study for youth? Sounds more like an indoctrination session aimed at impressionable young minds. That's rather clever...to sneak the liberal agenda into a church youth gathering.

BrideOfChrist, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [3/14/2008 1:20:58 PM]
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Quote# 36250

[in response to the Darwin renounced evolution on his deathbed story]

I would rather believe Lady Hope. Granted, it is entirely possible that she may have lied, but given that she was a staunch Christian, I don't think she would have for fear of facing an eternity of hellfire.

huldah153, Christian Forums 49 Comments [3/14/2008 12:53:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: David G

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Quote# 36246

Who wants to marry a girl who has had spiritual members added unto her? Or a girl marry a boy who has many members added unto him that was never intended? Think about it! Knowing that a girl has had sex with another, or with many others. How could the boy ever trust in her? How could his heart ever trust safely?

What young lady would want to marry a man that has been sexually active with others. Knowing that he could very well be thinking of them while he is looking at you!

The Devil has really thrown a curve ball in this issue! He has made sex outside of marriage appealing and desirable. He has made it appear harmless. Nothing could be further from the Truth about Sex! Young lady, and Young man, please do not join your body to another. Please flee fornication. For the mental health of your self later on, please avoid any kind of touching among yourselves! Obey God's Words, and you shall have a wonderful, exciting, pleasurable Marriage later on!

Unknown, Truth4Teens 77 Comments [3/14/2008 5:31:21 AM]
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Quote# 36237

A Catholic bishop has claimed gay campaigners are conspiring against Christian traditions.

The Bishop of Motherwell, Joseph Devine, made the comments at a lecture in Glasgow.

The bishop said the gay community had aligned itself with minority groups, including Holocaust survivors, to make it appear they were under persecution.

His comments have been condemned by gay rights groups and Holocaust survivor organisations.

At the lecture, at St Aloysius' College on Tuesday, the bishop reportedly said: "We neglect the gay movement at our peril."

He also singled out Oscar-winning actor Sir Ian McKellen, who has been honoured for his services to gay rights, pointing out that Oscar Wilde had been jailed for homosexual acts 100 years ago.

He added that there was a "huge and well-orchestrated conspiracy" taking place, which the Catholic community had missed.

Bishop Joseph Devine, BBC News 62 Comments [3/14/2008 3:06:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

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Quote# 36238

[From a thread arguing about whether dinosaurs existed before or after humans. Previous poster argues that the bible is incomplete as it does not mention prehistoric creatures.]

Why should the Bible mention them, how is this needed to know God??? Should the bible mentioned bees, Im sure people didnt like gettting stung by bee's. Should the bible have mentioned Wolly Mammoth's as well LOL LMAO

YOu are the Biggest fool, that has ever dared to Challenge me, now look at you, just a fool. LOL Wolly Mammoth's lmao

Im sure that there were plenty of things that bothered humans, but what the heel kind of book would that be. lol

THIS IS THE BOOK OF THINGS THAT ANGERED HUMANS

WOLVES

SNAKES

ANTS

WASPS

BEARS

ANGRY DOGS

WOMEN

LOL, YOu have the be the stupidest person I know, Stay off my site or Ill put you in your place again, UNDERSTAND ME?????????

King, Army of God 83 Comments [3/14/2008 3:01:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Princess Rot

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Quote# 36235

"THHuxley presented a skeleton, which appeared to be an intermediate form between man and ape. I wanted to have an unbiased view of that skeleton and asked my little son. He said the skeleton was human, while the skull was gorilla.

Al-Maeda [5:60] Say: "Shall I point out to you something much worse than this, (as judged) by the treatment it received from Allah? Those who incurred the curse of Allah and His wrath, those of whom some He transformed into apes and swine, those who worshipped Evil;? these are (many times) worse in rank and far more astray from the even Path!

So this is the end of the story: the so-called ape-men, the skeletons which have been found and appeared to be half man, half ape, are nothing else than the remains of evil men, who have been transformed into such creatures."

Ralf Biermann, Ummah 34 Comments [3/14/2008 2:29:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Skavau

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Quote# 36232

Finally, I appeal to you to think about this with a clear mind:

Why do you think that millions and millions of years is just a "short" period of time? It is in fact incomprehensibly long period of time! Can you think to a 100 years ago? The millions of millions years allow one to stick in anything they want in the millions of years! When I say that the earth is less than 10,000 years old, and most probably only 6,000 years or so, I'm labeled a "young" earth creationist. Think about this - 6000 years is a LONG LOOOOOOONG time. It's not young. The only reason we think this way anymore is because of how the media are promoted the "millions of years is like yesterday" idea.

THINK And Question EVERYTHING till you find the answers

hitesh93, Evolution - Issues That Plague All Evolutionists 65 Comments [3/14/2008 2:23:01 AM]
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Quote# 36236

During a discussion on "Scientists Create Artificial Black Hole"

Let's push 'em in the the black hole. It would make a great new home for all of their whacked out theories and experiments.

Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!!

Sorry, getting excited prematurely. While it may not be the black hole that swallows 'em up, I know they'll soon be done away with. In the meantime, I shall pray for their Salvation.

bride_of_christ's, Rapture Ready 93 Comments [3/13/2008 10:24:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Alan Marshall

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Quote# 36225

So we see, we can blame this whole sordid mess on Democratic policies. If the Democrats would free the New York City housing market and allow developers to build more apartments to meet the demand, girls like Ashley, from non-wealthy families, would be able to afford to live in Manhattan without having to resort to prostitution.

But I guess if Democratic politicians instituted housing reform, they would have no one to pay for sex, so this explains why the Democrats have enacted these anti-free market policies.

Republicans are pro-free market because they have higher moral values and don't pay for sex.

It was for reasons of free market housing that I endorsed John Faso for governor and not Eliot Spitzer.

Halfsigma, halfsigma.com 50 Comments [3/13/2008 10:23:57 PM]
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Quote# 36234

"I hate them with PERFECT HATRED"

God says there is Perfect Hatred!

"HATRED IS A FAMILY VALUE" If you hate the right things! If you Hate SIN; Hate the Devil; Hate Wickedness; Hate Unrighteousness; etc.

Truth-4-Teens, Truth-4-Teens 61 Comments [3/13/2008 10:22:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Brain_In_A_Jar

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Quote# 36233

The most famous adherents of evolution have never truly believed in it themselves. Arthur Keith admitted that the theory is only kept going because it rejects fossil evidence that negates it. Richard Leakey stated outright that human evolution had been disproved by the discovery of a 3 million year old human skull from Africa. Stephen Gould conceded that evidence of transitional fossils is absent. Not even Darwin believed his own theory, having renounced it on his deathbed.

huldah153, Christian Forums 30 Comments [3/13/2008 9:07:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Jeremy PC

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Quote# 36213

Maybe Santa Claus means "Satan's Claws"? Like a lion's "claws"?

Dr. Terry Watkins, Th.D., http://www.av1611.org/ 64 Comments [3/13/2008 8:12:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie

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Quote# 36214

No doubt when all you have ever listened to is sex-driven junk, really spiritual music feels like a bucket of cold water to a copulating canine.

Terence D. McLean, http://www.av1611.org/ 45 Comments [3/13/2008 5:32:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie

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Quote# 36211

[In respons to a post]

Most Jews are ATHEISTS.

Ibere, www.stormfront.org 97 Comments [3/13/2008 5:28:13 PM]
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Submitted By: the_thingy

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Quote# 36208

[In response to the statement that saying a book can be used to prove itself is circular logic and doesn't work]

All logic is circular. Logic relies on unproven premises or "presuppositions."
The Christian presupposition is "In the beginning God ..."

Everything else is argued from that.

Can you think of a presupposition that has a better chance of being non-circular?

If you try to prove the premises, you are engaging in circular logic.

In stating that "a self-contained argument does not prove itself" you too are using a circular argument!

If an argument does not prove itself, then what does?

jcr4runner, YouTube 50 Comments [3/13/2008 12:50:12 PM]
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Submitted By: funky fresh salad

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Quote# 36217

I have a little test I do to see if people are TRULY saved or not. I get them talking about heaven and then throw in something like "You know what's amazing is Jeffrey Dahmer was supposedly saved before he died, so we will see him in heaven."

The people that think they are going to heaven because they are "good" will always balk at that and say no way. The people that are born again don't fight it because they understand the meaning of God's grace.

just17, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [3/13/2008 12:44:19 PM]
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Quote# 36194

[Asked if he acknowledged the existance of Black Holes]

I really don't know about those. Until I do, though, and until someone shows me they somehow violate the Scriptures, I have no reason not to.

Therefore, I'll assume they exist --- for now.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 38 Comments [3/13/2008 11:44:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Ranger Joe

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Quote# 36205

I teach my kids about Darwin. I teach them that he is the dead leader of a massive cult whose influence pervades our education system and, thereby, our society in a way that his contemporary L. Ron Hubbard could have only dreamed.

Dissident, GeekDad 79 Comments [3/13/2008 10:32:32 AM]
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Quote# 36193

As we all know Atheists believe in evolution, problem is that if we came from monkeys, there should be half monkey half man monsters walking around. But no one can seem to find him. So allow the atheists to run in the forests trying to track Bigfoot, you just sitback and read you bible

King Crusade, http://www.holyarmyofgod.com/whataboutatheists.htm 46 Comments [3/13/2008 10:32:08 AM]
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Quote# 36197

Dear Teenager, God has never intended for you to engage in sex before marriage. He has a plan for your life. He has a spouse for you. He has a undefiled marriage bed awaiting for you that will be grander than any Hollywood movie could portray. Hollywood is a lie! Your peers don't know what they are talking about. A teenager who engages in sex before marriage always ends up feeling empty about it. Wishes they never had done it! Even the ones who brag and speak well of it now, they actually are feeling empty and dirty.

Unknown author, Truth-4-Teens 68 Comments [3/13/2008 8:47:00 AM]
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Quote# 36200

Satan's bowels began to churn and growl, and they began to give him awful pain. Then he felt a strong urge to expel excrement. When he did so, it gave off the most awful smell. His excrement is the american constitution and its amendments.

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 98 Comments [3/13/2008 5:07:51 AM]
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Quote# 36196

You know the oldest tree in the world is in Southern California, a bristle cone pine tree, it is 4,300 years old. That is an old tree, but I have a question. If the earth is millions of years old, why do we not have an older tree someplace? Why is the oldest tree 4,300 years old? Well, I have a theory about that. Here is my theory, I believe about 6,000 years ago, God created the heaven and the earth; 4,400 years ago there was a Flood that destroyed the world, so the oldest tree should be less than 4,400 years old. It is! Amazing!

Kent Hovind, Dr. Hovind’s Creation Seminar 60 Comments [3/13/2008 5:03:31 AM]
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Quote# 36195

Evolution People like to liken (no pun intended) creationism to holocaust denial. However, it's the opposite way around.

Holocaust denial denies all the suffering its victims went through. Evolutionism denies the suffering of the universe's creator on the cross.

Holocaust denial accuses its victims of lying. Evolutionism accuses its opponents of lying.

Holocaust denial can be easily shown to be false, with photographic evidence, documents, and eyewitness accounts. So can evolutionism.

FightForFamily, Christian Forums 60 Comments [3/13/2008 3:08:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 36180

I didn't write this article to be unkind to anyone, just to make a point...The Rock n' Roll culture is against God, decency, the Bible, Christianity, church, and everything holy. Frank Zappa spent his musical career mocking God, bashing Christians and providing yet another hero for the world's Christ-rejecters. Frank Zappa says, "If we're dumb, then God is dumb" (lyrics from the song, Dumb All Over). He bases his reasoning on the Scriptural teaching that we are made in God's image. Though it is certainly true from the Word of God that we were created in God's image (Genesis 1:26,27), it does not mean that we are God.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 43 Comments [3/13/2008 2:11:03 AM]
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Submitted By: necroforest

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