Quote# 39083

In a discussion about creating life in the labratory:

I couldn't care less if they create a star NFL quarterback in a laboratory, from the Periodic Table. The Bible says exactly where we come from, and that settles it.

AV1611VET, christianforums.com 43 Comments [5/11/2008 4:20:21 AM]
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Submitted By: jackrabbit

Quote# 39071

Relatives and his friends shocked when they saw the corpse. He was completely different within 3 hours. He turned grey as if he was a very old man, with traces of obvious tortures and the most severe beating, with the broken bones of hands and legs, with the edges broken and pressed into a body.
All of his body and face were full of bruise. The open eyes-showed hopeless fear and pain. The blood obviously indicated that the boy has been subjected to the most severe torture.

Close relatives of the dead boy approached Muslim Scholars who have unequivocally declared that it is the result of torture in grave; which Allah (Az’zawajal) and Prophet Muhammad (Sallullaho Ta’ala Allahi Wasullum) have warned.
The shocked father of the boy has admitted that his son was spoilt child, did not obey his parent, did not do Salat (Prayers / Namaz) and had a carefree way of life, having involved in different sins.

Hunain, Desitwist 40 Comments [5/11/2008 4:15:34 AM]
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Submitted By: tom

Quote# 39081

Satan has a bloodline. I am writing about this in Reign of Terror.

Also, demons take many shapes. You are not crazy, Charlie. This is real.

People ask how can a loving God kill babies? It is because those babies have the DNA of Satan.

Michael Mullen, War of the Angels 62 Comments [5/11/2008 4:07:44 AM]
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Submitted By: JebusLuber

Quote# 39056

1. Carbon Dateing can onyl go back 10,000s at the most.

2. All Radiodateing Methods are ase don a very Flawed Concept

3. There are many reaosn why the Earht couldn't posiibly be that Old.

JaredThaJa2, IMDb 66 Comments [5/11/2008 4:06:18 AM]
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Quote# 39106

Why do people believe a meteor that hit only one little section of the planet killed ALL the dinosaurs?
Seriously, wouldn't a global flood be a more reasonable explaination? You know, because it's GLOBAL, meaning it covered the entire planet. Surely that would kill off every dinosaur on earth, not some meteor, which big or not, still didn't cover the entire planet. How can scientists be so smart but yet so stupid?

Darwin Was Wrong, Yahoo! Answers 64 Comments [5/11/2008 2:25:56 AM]
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Quote# 39038

(FSTDT? CTSTDT? Can't decide.)

Cruise is planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath his Colorado mansion in preparation for the end of the world, according to a new report. The Top Gun star is said to be taking the costly precaution in order to out-smart an evil intergalactic ruler called Xenu who, he believes, will attack Earth.

Tom Cruise, December212012.com 59 Comments [5/11/2008 2:01:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

Quote# 39036

None of my daughters or their husbands asked the state of Tennessee for permission to marry. They did not yoke themselves to government. It was a personal, private covenant, binding them together forever—until death. So when the sodomites have come to share in the state marriage licenses, which will eventually be the law, James and Shoshanna will not be in league with those perverts. And, while I am on the subject, there will come a time when faithful Christians will either revoke their state marriage licenses and establish an exclusively one man-one woman covenant of marriage, or, they will forfeit the sanctity of their covenant by being unequally yoked together with perverts. The sooner there is such a movement, the sooner we will have a voice in government. Some of you attorneys and statesmen reading this should get together and come up with an approach that will have credibility and help to impact the political process. Please contact me when you do and I will assist with publicity.

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 55 Comments [5/11/2008 2:00:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Miri

Quote# 39055

Two children and their mother lived for about two months with the decaying body of a 90-year-old woman on the toilet of their home's only bathroom, on the advice of a religious "superior" who claimed the corpse would come back to life, authorities said Friday.

Lewis told the deputy that Middlesworth had died about two months earlier, but that God told her Middlesworth would come to life if she prayed hard enough.

She said she couldn't say anything more until she spoke with her "superior" — Bushey, 57, also known as Bishop John Peter Bushey.

The boy at the house told a detective he had considered running away because he was uncomfortable with the situation. He said Bushey told him that demons were trying to make it look as if Middlesworth wouldn't come back to life, and that if she were to be discovered he and the girl would have to go to public school and get jobs because Middlesworth paid the bills.

Tammy Lewis, Salon.com 37 Comments [5/11/2008 2:00:16 AM]
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Quote# 39066

I still think the concept that people are somehow capable of being good without divine intervention is absurd. The day it rains from the ground up is probably the day I’ll be convinced mankind is, inherently, worth more than spit.

ryan002, Kongregate 50 Comments [5/11/2008 1:59:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Chamale

Quote# 39020

Since you're 12, now is a perfect time to start developing a pattern of good conversations with your mom and dad about boys. I'll bet they have some really good advice for you. I'm sure they want you to marry some special guy someday, and they want you to have good friends in your teen years--they are looking out for you! Developing a romantic relationship with someone when you're so young is only asking to get hurt. Do you expect to marry him? How long do you think it will last until you "break up"? Sure, have boys that are friends, but not boyfriends.

Just so you know, I had my first boyfriend when I was 17. It was still kind of early, but I married that same guy seven years later, and we didn't kiss until five years after we started dating--we wanted to be REALLY sure--so the only man I've ever kissed is my husband!

Anya, Valley Church of CHRIST 71 Comments [5/11/2008 1:59:17 AM]
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Quote# 39047

Evolution is a meta-theory in the sense that it cannot be tested. If you cannot empirically test or experiment in order to probe the validity of the theory, it cannot be proven or disproven. Scientists rely all-too-heavily on questionable data that either supports the theory or doesn't fit neatly into it. In other words, everything that is evolutionary in nature is explained by evolution, which is practically a tautology.

Second, and more importantly, it is entirely possible to discuss intelligent design without EVER mentioning God. Let me write that a second time so that it sinks in: intelligent design (ID) theory, unlike creationism, uses science and mathematics and does NOT require the use of the word "God."

Newbaum Turk, OSU Sentinel 30 Comments [5/11/2008 1:56:55 AM]
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Quote# 39078

[You also need room to store their food, water, environments, living space for Noah and his wife and sons, rooms and space for things that keep the boat structurally sound, etc etc. He also needs to keep careful track of each and every pair of species AND provide a specific type of food unique to them. How is he preserving all this food and meat, anyway? The refrigerator hasn't been invented yet.]

They lived with the animals, not too strange..my dogs sleeps on my bed each night, lol
if the animals hibernate then food supply would be short on purpose.

johnmuise, christian forums 26 Comments [5/11/2008 1:55:39 AM]
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Quote# 39053

Boys/Men were created by God to exercise dominion and to subdue...

It is in the very nature of the male to rule in power and glory. It is God’s nature to subdue and exercise dominion, and he put that same nature into man. A man or a boy who does not seek to conquer, rule, and subdue is outside the will of God.

Michael Pearl, Christian Homeschooling 49 Comments [5/11/2008 1:55:06 AM]
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Quote# 39031

For 16 years, John Sayer followed a man who calls himself Michael, finally settling along with other families on a former ranch in a remote corner of New Mexico.

There were red flags along the way, but Mr. Sayer stayed with the Lord Our Righteousness Church until late 2005.

He said the church’s leader, Michael Travesser, whose real name is Wayne Bent, “said God told him that he was supposed to sleep with seven virgins,” including Mr. Sayer’s daughters, then 14 and 15.

“I just told him no,” Mr. Sayer, 36, said. “I don’t see it’s right.”

...Mr. Sayer said Mr. Bent did sleep with seven virgins, but all were over 18 and did not include his daughters. He said his daughters “lay naked” with Mr. Bent, although they insisted no sex was involved. He said he doubted his daughters were molested.

Wayne Bent and John Sayer, NY Times 19 Comments [5/11/2008 1:54:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 39060

(in reference to a suitable virgin husband for your daughter)

In our day and age, purity is so rare, that to find an overcoming young man may be the only criterion you would want to consider. Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living? Better to let them live down in your basement and feed them, while they sing, pray, and raise righteous kids.

Micheal Pearl, No Greater Joy Ministries 62 Comments [5/10/2008 9:36:51 PM]
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Submitted By: dinkadoo

Quote# 39035

There is MicroEvolution, which is true, not a theory.
Macroevoultion is not, if there was, then men would make a monkey from time to time and a monkey would make a man from time to time. If a German Shepard can produce a Collie, then by now a man or monkey should have produced one for all to see.

lord voldemort, ChristianRock.Net 42 Comments [5/10/2008 9:19:56 PM]
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Quote# 39034

[Thread is about pokemon being evil or not]

we will just have to agree to disagree on this subject. (No, I do not think my views make me any better or higher on the Christian walk than anyone else.)

I just never wanted my kids to play at anything that we related to demons or anything that would make them dwell on the 'dark side's characters'. That is also why we gave up Halloween and Santa.

Mrsppmrxky, RaputreReady 39 Comments [5/10/2008 9:02:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Miri

Quote# 39014

near death is when you are rolling at 50 mph downhill because SOME GUY NAMED CHRIS BUMPED YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEDDING and you can't even move your arms because you are heading so fast and you know you are heading for a tree so the only thing you can do is place your arms in front of your head and pray...and then god stops you suddenly yet softly and you open your eyes and your face in two inches away from a tree trunk.


near death is when normally there are rows and rows of cars parked by a stop sign because of heavy traffic but for some odd reason there aren't any there that day but you turn to fast on the ice and you crash right into a snowbank where normally there would be rows and rows of cars and you crash into it at 30 mph

near death is when there is a super-steep hill where NORMALLY you keep rolling and rolling if you were to crash and go off-road..and you and your friend are in the same car and your friends mom is driving and she turns to fast on the ice so we head straight for the steep hill but thanks to god, he didn't let us roll...we just mysteriously and suddenly stopped.

talk about blessed! lol.
Especially when this all happens within a month

Steph, Valley Church of CHRIST 51 Comments [5/10/2008 7:57:55 PM]
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Quote# 39037

[In response to an article about the duck-billed platapus]

Some commentators debate whether this research has anything to do with proving evolution to be true. That's not the case. Evolution is assumed at the outset and thus the study's authors believe the DNA shows something about mammalian ancestry. But from a neutral standpoint all the study reveals is that genotype and phenotype are closely linked. In fact, the presence of features from mammals and reptiles in the same highly specialised animal is not easily explained with common ancestry although an explanation might not be impossible. Evolutionists should concede that point.

cmontagne1, Washington Post comments 29 Comments [5/10/2008 4:15:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Eric the Blue

Quote# 39045

I was on my way to work today, and I drove by a pasture full of cows. One of the cows was looking up in the sky, like she heard or saw something. I automatically looked up...thinking...this might be the day that Jesus comes.

dylans grammie, Rapture Ready 83 Comments [5/10/2008 3:31:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee

Quote# 39016

I saw the first two Shrek movies (which I don't remember much about now) before I ever started thinking about movie plots as a Christian. But the other day someone loaned me Shrek the third. Marty and I sat down to watch it ready to relax and not even 15 minutes into the movie I was blown away. The movie is suppose to be a "family" movie but obviously cartoons with the "family" label are made with small children, or children of all ages as a target. I can't imagine setting a preschooler or an elementary schooler down and funneling this movie into their sweet minds (much less anyone else).

It was disappointing to see the characters making fun of prince charming right off the bat, as he was trying to act his part in the play. It was disappointing to see them laugh when the set fell apart, and disappointing to see him swear revenge.

I was really shocked to see hip and trendy alcoholic drinks mentioned twice and served once in the movie and really upset when they threw in a couple boys taking part in something even worse (I don't want to go into this particular irritant any further).

The movie is filled with name calling, rude manners, and plenty of other minor and petty moral filth. This was actually the under lying foundation of entertainment in the movie.

So in the spirit of Ephesians 5:11 "Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them"

What other movies out there should I be avoiding other than the golden compass?? What movies don't have a bad plot or bad examples as their foundation?

Kiana, Valley Church of CHRIST 51 Comments [5/10/2008 3:02:15 PM]
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Quote# 39021

[As for defending Nazi Hate Speech or NAMBLA's requests to lower the age of consent, everyone deserves the right to Free Speech, even the most despicable scum.]

I tend to disagree about NAMBLA.

I think that the member list should be hacked, and handed out to known vigilantes, so they can be hunted down, and destroyed like the sick animals they are.

Police brutality should be excused, and even allowed with these scumsucking perverts.

[Werekitty, if we arrested people for attraction and not actual crimes, we'd be in serious trouble as a society.]

I didn't say "arrest". I said hunt them down, and destroy them like the sick animals they are. Eliminate them from the gene pool, and the perversion will either be eliminated, or they will go so far underground, that they won't even THINK that they deserve legitimancy.

Expect the worst, and you will never be disappointed. On rare occasions, though, you may be pleasantly surprised.

Lord, save me from idealists for they are %^@#$ing stupid, and can't face reality

Yes, I'm a cynic. Get over it.

Werekitty, RHJunior Comics Forum 67 Comments [5/10/2008 3:01:17 PM]
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Quote# 39022

Ask yourself, what is the difference between watching your horror movie or being in Jesus' time watching gladiators fight or lions killing Christian's? The same pleasure is coming from both events...


As for the demonic side... I watched something once I should not have...I felt the prompting of the Holy Spirit to turn the channel and didn't. Louder and stronger, the Holy Spirit prompted me..I still didn't. Finally, as loud as could be inside my head..He yelled "turn that channel NOW!" I did out of reflex because it was so strong a command...that night in my bedroom I was awaken to a high shrill audible voice calling out my name. I was completely frightened and cried out "Jesus please help me I'm scared." Immediately, I felt the most intense love and peace around me and the voice and evil prescence was gone....That night I learned a few things, but one...evil is just waiting..so why give it a foothold...and 2 that Jesus is exactly who He claims to be and He does have power over all evil!

gentlefriend, RaptureReady 49 Comments [5/10/2008 1:55:48 PM]
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Quote# 39039

Thank you, followers of Evolution. Maybe it's time you started defending your faith with more than this unsubstantiated article? God must be having a good time watching us trying to figure out [the duck-billed] platypus.

lokietek, Washington Post comments 37 Comments [5/10/2008 12:33:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Eric the Blue

Quote# 39076

A prediction:

Regardless of the science "Facts" found to favor God's Genesis model for origins -- there will STILL be Christians posting here whining and complaining about those facts AS IF anything in nature that is found to be in harmony with the Word of Nature's Creator is in fact "a bad thing" for a certain group of Christians who have bought into what we now know today as "distinctively atheist darwinianism" and somewhat atheist cosmology.

in Christ,

Bob

Bob, christian forums 30 Comments [5/10/2008 11:17:32 AM]
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