Quote# 38912

How this for you, i am going to have a seminar for 300-400 people in 2 days, pics will follow on my site, lol you can't stop me, you never will, harmless annoying comments on the internet will not stop me from saving the masses from your propaganda.

me and my group already got rid of the books with evolutionisim teachings in them out of our schools. and we are spreading, 150 members from around the maritimes ,Canada alone. and rising.

Sorry you loose :P

johnmuise, FSTDT! 53 Comments [5/7/2008 11:41:43 PM]
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Quote# 38882

ID is true, we were perfect, but according to ID/creation/god we have been getting worse since the fall of man.

We have modern medicine due to the evolution method applied. that does not prove evolution, thats like me saying we can find out what 3067545+686744+8765465346 is because 1+1 =2

~johnmuise, deviantART 47 Comments [5/7/2008 11:24:28 PM]
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Quote# 38841

I am not a creationist or evolutionist because all colors are individuals. They can't be changed into another colors or disappeared. There is not even one color missing in the universe. What I can feel in my body is always the same one color because it can't get into all other colors to feel many different colors. For one color can only feel its own color. All different colors are separable feelings. For example there is a color of white and blue next to each other and at the edge of white which is next to blue still has no way to be blue because at the edge is still white. For white is white. Therefore I am always the same one color from everlasting to everlasting. How can I the one color evolved or created from God or apes or smaller animals or plants that already have their own one color? There may be some look like evolved or created things here from past to present but one color is the only answer to me. 7.

Craigslist Personal Ad, craigslist 112 Comments [5/7/2008 11:13:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Falyne

Quote# 38843

[Explaining to a tour group how the T. Rex could not have always been carnivorous]

If this creature [Tyrannosaurus] was designed to eat meat from the very start, what would he have to do until Adam and Eve sinned and death entered the world? What would he have to do? Fast and pray for The Fall! Is that likely? The answer is-- everybody look at me and say... "no." Try that with me-- "no."

Billy Jack, ABC Nightline, March 19, 2008 50 Comments [5/7/2008 9:58:51 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 38848

[on Obama having a Muslim father]

I never said he was a muslim. My argument has been that he has muslim fathers. And that IS the truth. That will set the Arab street on fire, if the US elects this man as president. They only need to hear that the US elected the "son of a muslim". We all know how they act...they don't need the truth to set them off. They construct their own truths. Anyone educated on islam knows that.

THAT does not make us look "crackpottish". Ellison, a muslim MN congressman DID swear in on the Quran. That should have never happened.

HisA;ways, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [5/7/2008 9:47:44 PM]
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Quote# 38826

[Discussing the online capabilities of GTA4 and then this cuy appears out of no-where...]

Clive Thompson is right on the money. GTA4 IS a lonely game. Now you got multiplayer, and realism, and massive group conciousness with its focus on kill, steal and bascially, hate. Can I help an Old Lady across the rd in the game? Can I be at the hospital to watch my wife give birth to a beautiful baby? Can I go to the park and watch the flowers open as the Sun rises and watch birds feeding their young? WHY the focus on the blood, killing and pseudo-death? you cant respawn in real life, my brothers, unless you get with Jesus in any way you can. The Eleventh hour is upon us. May your hearts know the truth. Amen.

fisher4Christ, Games Without Frontiers at Wired.com 52 Comments [5/7/2008 7:08:59 PM]
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Submitted By: stokesy

Quote# 38840

How to be an Atheist:

1) Refute everything in the Bible because men wrote it.
2) Believe and quote other writings of men to prove that the Bible is wrong.
3) Completely ignore the inconsistency between steps 1 & 2."

[There are twenty more steps on the original page, you have been warned]

ex-atheist, Ray Comfort's blog 46 Comments [5/7/2008 7:05:46 PM]
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Quote# 38837

Have you ever seen the documentaries presenting
evidence that the Red Sea crossing actually
occurred? Or the one about Mount Sinai which is in
Saudi Arabia? Men risked their lives to enter that
site at night with headcams to capture the footage. The altar was there, the rock that was
struck & more. Noah's ark has been found. Herod's
temple has been found. So many other findings that
I will not list here. Moses was not a headcase

Eternal Destiny, Topix 42 Comments [5/7/2008 7:05:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Burrow Owl

Quote# 38830

[Two excerpts from the column in question]

These hidden agendas against Christians in America are similar to the manner in which the French Huguenots (French Protestants) were treated by the leaders of France during the middle and late 1500s. Specifically, in January 1562, the Edict of January was issued. As a result, French Huguenots would have to worship outside the city limits and they would have to permit government inspectors to inspect all services. Then, in 1572, the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre occurred. More than 100,000 French Christians were slaughtered on that one day alone. Will anti-Christian sentiment in America be responsible for the same type massacre in a nation founded on Judeo-Christian principles? Will America’s churches have government inspectors in all their services? God Forbid!

...

Americans must wake up and become aware of the true conspiracy that exists in the United States. The atheists, humanists, and homosexual activists in America are fighting with all their resources to ban the mere mention of the word Christianity or Christ. Christianity must be eliminated if a one world government and a one world religion is to become a reality. That is why Christians are being persecuted so much. They want all Christians to be silenced! But, sad to say, Christians sit in their churches on a regular basis without a clue to what is being plotted behind the scene in high places. If Christians do not rise to the challenge at hand, they will soon become lambs for the slaughter by wolves in sheep’s clothing.

Carl Parnell, Ed.D., CrossAction News 41 Comments [5/7/2008 6:42:31 PM]
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Quote# 38816

"'Christian rock' has hindered my life because the only difference between 'Christian rock' and secular rock is the words. The beat, rhythm, and the melody are not different; they are the same.

"It does not matter whether I listen to secular or 'Christian rock,' when the songs are over, I feel the same. I feel an emptiness in my soul, a heavy burden. Even 'Christian rock' sometimes makes me feel like going out and getting rowdy or even hurting someone else if they provoke me, and that is against all of God's teachings, and everything God stands for. So get rid of all rock!!!"

A Twenty-One-Year-Old Student From Michigan, Dial-the-Truth-Ministries 64 Comments [5/7/2008 4:51:27 PM]
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Quote# 38829

So what is the point of your anti-God articles, are you trying to get incest laws appealed? I mean really, i know you are some fuckin freak, bisexual dog fuckin nutcase, but getting rid of God is not going to make anyone accept that shit. In fact, in an atheist America, gays would probably be the first to die. Christianity usually holds people back from murder.

Anonymous, Son Of A Bitch 46 Comments [5/7/2008 2:52:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Quasarsphere

Quote# 38799

It takes time and thoughtfulness for the child to come to repentance. I have told a child I was going to give him 10 licks. I count out loud as I go. After about three licks, leaving him in his position, I would stop and remind him what this is all about. I would continue slowly, still counting, stop again and tell him that I know it hurts and I wish I didn’t have to do it but that it is for his own good. Then I would continue slowly. Pretending to forget the count, I would again stop at about eight and ask him the number. Have him subtract eight from ten, (a little homeschooling) and continue with the final two licks. Then I would have him stand in front of me and ask him why he got the spanking. If his answer showed that he was rebellious and defiant, he would get several more licks. Again he would be questioned as to his offense. If he showed total submission, we put it all behind us, but if he were still rebellious, we would continue until he gave over his will. Only about three of our five children ever resisted after a spanking and refused to cooperate. Each of the three required only one experience of continued spankings until they surrendered. None of the three ever tried it a second time. In all cases, it was between the ages of two and four that they tried their moment of defiance.

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy Ministries 101 Comments [5/7/2008 2:11:03 PM]
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Submitted By: SpiderWeb

Quote# 38796

I shudder when I think of the things Satan is going do do to [Kathy Griffin] with that Emmy once she is in hell.

BenBenson, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [5/7/2008 11:35:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 38825

The US should ship liberals to the mideast to die. I plan to join the military soon, will have my gun and my gear. Remember liberals, i am pledged to fight enemies both foreign and domestic. Keep up your shit, I don't need a justification from God to blow your traitorous, fucked-up heads off.

Anonymous, Son Of a Bitch 99 Comments [5/7/2008 10:39:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Shann

Quote# 38877

[Such a ludicrous idea... "Creation science". Science isn't democratic and shouldn't be voted upon.]

Go read a book, how can you criticize any side without knowing first both sides?

I have read and studied many books on either side, and when you put the too on the scale evolution fails to uphold itself.

(later on in the thread)

["How come 1,000s follow a ludicrious idea? How about, how can millions believe the Earth is flat. Numbers don't mean a thing if you're wrong. Strike two."]

Yes people do believe in strange things. rock to human seems stranger than one believing in a flat earth.

John Muise, DeviantArt 28 Comments [5/7/2008 10:38:13 AM]
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Submitted By: J-Hay

Quote# 38834

[He was trying to defend the fossil record as being caused by "Flood sorting"]

<quoted text>
Except that it doesn't sort that way?.If it did we would find sloths below pterosaurs (to give just on example) and that doesn't happen.</quoted text>

But sloths are able to move faster. They are sorted by how fast they can move to get away from the rising water.

Dedicated, Topix 47 Comments [5/7/2008 10:31:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Ed T

Quote# 38828

[In response to the question 'Is Pokemon satanic?']

I know that some people, especially Christians, think that Pokemon is evil, well, I can understand why, because it makes some references to the theory of evolution. Also, I'm not sure if this is actually evil/sinful, but Pokemon also has some references to Japanese culture, and probably even their Shinto religion.

Constantine 1, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [5/7/2008 6:45:43 AM]
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Quote# 38801

Children need three square meals of Bible stories every day. You don’t need to sit down and read a book or arrange some formal religious event. Recount the truths of God in conversation all day long. Deliberately cause them to know the Bible from beginning to end, so that when an important issue comes up, you can draw upon those events to illustrate any point you need to make. They should be caused to view the world through God’s Bible glasses. This is not indoctrination.

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 82 Comments [5/7/2008 6:30:23 AM]
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Quote# 38824

Who said it is not science? Who appointed you to decide? Darwinism is a “Theory” only, not proven science (missing link found anyone?)

Say it is “not fucking science” is in iteslf a pretty dogmatic and narrow minded statement, one bereft of ignorance.

Sadly, no one on the Evolution side ever wants to debate it. if you do, please contact:

Robert Sungenis
Catholic Apologetics Intl.

He has so far been unsuccessful getting anyone to debate Creationism vs Evolution.

John Chance, Enter the Jabberwock 34 Comments [5/7/2008 6:30:21 AM]
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Submitted By: J-Hay

Quote# 38803

Theists and atheists: If Darwinism is the survival of the fittest, does it prescribe infanticide?

The ancient Spartans were known for enhancing their fitness by leaving weak or sickly babies exposed on the mountains to die, i.e., infanticide. Infanticide probably "works" to weed out genes that place a community at risk. If so, doesn't Darwinism, the survival of the fittest, prescribe infanticide?

bruce, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [5/7/2008 6:27:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback

Quote# 38822

FSTDT is one of the most truly disturbing websites I have ever seen on the internet. Please don't visit unless you want to be mocked, ridiculed, and persecuted just because you are a moral person with faith.

"Guess we're more popular than jesus" - malicious_bloke [Guess you don't remember what happened to the last guy that said that. Or that Jesus is capitalized. I imagine there is a great deal that you don't remember, or else never knew in the first place.]

unknown (sorry, couldn't find a name), Atheists Say the Weirdest Crap! 57 Comments [5/7/2008 6:21:52 AM]
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Quote# 38787

Mark of the Beast:

Lawyer Thomas W. Heeter (whoever the heck this is) applied for a patent that gives him rights to a process of introducing bar codes to humans, just under the skin.
The bar codes are already (by design) listing the number 666 as the check disk at the begining, middle, and end of every number.

.....

The United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) or Almighty as it is sometimes called is losing value through various means, but the most damaging is through counterfeit (usually coming from foreign organized crime).

Voice, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [5/7/2008 6:20:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee

Quote# 38782

In conclusion, I suggest to? you folks that European atheism is the tip of Islam's spear, and while you're obsessing about Tibet and global warming and harping on "tolerance", you're being distracted from the combined existential threat of invasion and demographic suicide.

Tancred2008, Youtube 36 Comments [5/7/2008 6:20:21 AM]
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Submitted By: demodocos

Quote# 38798

Should Girls Go to College? [...]

In the past few years, we have seen many young people who appeared to be wise beyond their years go away to college and seemingly lose everything their parents taught them. We have seen them turn their back on God and break their parent's hearts. After witnessing such things, we began really thinking through the whole college experience in light of God's Word.

God created women to be the 'help meets' for men (Genesis 2:18). Women are not only created to be the 'help meets' for man, they are created to be under the authority of a man (Ephesians 5:22, Colossians 3:18, 1 Timothy 2:12). Scripture is clear that fathers and husbands are to be the heads of their household (1 Corinthians 11:3) and that wives are to submit to their husbands (Ephesians 5:22). How does college prepare a young woman for any of those things?

Crystal Paine, Biblical Womanhood 63 Comments [5/7/2008 4:59:03 AM]
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Quote# 38791

[Response to a letter written about little kids who steal food from the pantry and won't admit to the thievery]

Get a hidden camera that comes on when the beam is interrupted. They are used to photograph animals and can be purchased for less than $100.00. Install it secretly and wait for the lying thief to appear.
First, get each one to sign a statement that they will not steal sweets. If one of them steals, wait for a week to see if the others will as well. Them come down on them with a charge of theft and be prepared to show your evidence. Three good spankings will be in order, plus one year with no sweets.

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 90 Comments [5/7/2008 12:06:03 AM]
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