Quote# 40100

It sounds perfectly fair to me, though, because your beliefs really don't matter. As a Christian, I couldn't care less about the beliefs of nonbelievers, because their beliefs are false and meaningless and worthy of all the scorn of the world. I have no respect for the beliefs of non-Christians whatsoever, and this is particularly because of conversations like this one where they show me the fact that they do not deserve respect for their beliefs.

GetOutOfMyYard, GameFAQs 49 Comments [5/29/2008 5:05:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Angus

Quote# 40066

It seems to me that things are getting worse by the day. Just when we think it can`t get any worse, some new thing comes up, and it gets a LOT worse. Again. Gas prices. The weather. The crime rate. Tornadoes, hurricanes. The desperation of mankind...

It occured to me this morning that this must be God`s way of bringing people in, so time can end, as He promised us it would.

We, God`s own people, will be alright. He fed us once with manna, and He can do it again. But a lot of people - probably MOST people - do not even know God.

People will turn to God in a heartbeat when things get desperate enough - or when THEY get desperate enough. So I`m thinking this is God`s way of working everything out - money shortages, food shortages, gasoline shortages, employment shortages, etc. And come winter there will be a heat shortage, I`m sure, for many of us.

So we need to pray, really, fervently pray, that things go on and happen as they should, that men get so desperate that they turn to God.

Because God will not shorten time and let us go home until every man, woman and child who is going to be saved, is saved.

Goldie, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [5/29/2008 4:55:47 PM]
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Quote# 40064

If you deny Jesus you deny that God exist. Jesus is the son of God, if you don't believe Jesus was born of a virgin, died for sins, his father rose him from the grave. You my friend are HELL bound. Jesus said "I AM THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT NO MAN MAY COME TO THE FATHER EXCEPT BY ME"

If any church preaches, teaches from other text (Bible KJV) you are not being taught from God's words. If you use any other bible (YOU ARE COMPRISEING) Muslim, Buddism, Mormon, Hindu and yes the Roman Catholic Church to name a few deny Christ are use a different bible.

Some say we are to comprise, that is NOT taught by Jesus.You either believe are not. The KJ was written as our way to live, not to take the part(s) we want. We are to live by it. We all sin everyday and we were born as sinners. There will be NO COMPRISE to enter Heaven. If you don't know Jesus you will be told "And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you; depart from me, ye works of inquity"

A BELIEVER, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [5/29/2008 4:53:21 PM]
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Quote# 40082

That's right. God will not speak to a non-believer. You do not exist in the eyes of God... Geez O' Man, when was the last time you opened a Bible? "UNBELIEVERS ARE DEAD IN THE EYES OF GOD" Didn't you read what Yeshua told his Disciples? "Anyone that does not hear your words, walk away from them." -- Jesus was telling his Disciples. If they want me. they can come to me. And eventually they did!!

YHWH, Raving Atheists 36 Comments [5/29/2008 4:36:01 PM]
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Quote# 40085

[Why God heals some reptiles' amputee tails and not any human amputees?
is God a reptile lover? what does it take for Him to be a human lover?

share your thougths]


This kind of free thinking reason is very anti-Christian. Your not supposed to ask questions... just have faith.

arachdog, Yahoo answers 56 Comments [5/29/2008 4:28:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Nightstalker

Quote# 40138

(Creationists, why are you so stupid?)

HA!I'm not the one who thinks we came from monkies!Answer me this them,Mr. Knowitall.How did the two monkeys that we came from know to evolve at the same time?What if the female monkey evolved first,did she have to wait around until the male monkey finished evolving from whatever they were before?Did she have to say to him "hurry up and evolve so we can make baby humans together"?Yeah,creationists are the stupid ones.lmao!

007, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [5/29/2008 4:28:25 PM]
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Quote# 40052

A man uses a condom or forces the woman to use birth control because he's really saying, I love you, but not enough to have a baby with your or leave my wife for you or to have to be responsible to you in any sort of way because I'm just using your for my pleasures. No man would ADMIT to that because it would make him look bad and it would be "politically incorrect."
Women lie and say they took the pill, or they poke a hole in a condom, in search of a chance for love and committment and all it breads in the end is abortion, hurt, loss, mental health issues and a self-perpetuating cyle: Men, when they find out that a baby's invovled pressure the woman into abortion , 'if you really love me', so the woman gives in (or leaves his sorry ass and ends up living in poverty trying to raise a child single-handedly).

Men get sick and tired of the 'hassle' with women, so they turn to butt-fucking men so that the pleasure is felt and the job is done and there's no committment/clingy issues to deal with.

However, that type of behavior has hurt many man.
Physically and psychologically.

They want to get even, so they push for kids to learn about and be curious about gay activities.
They use them because they are looking for 'innocent love' and yet, all they end up doing is perpetuating a cycle of sickness, with more people hurt and confused in the process.

joyfilled catholic, aol news 61 Comments [5/29/2008 4:25:43 PM]
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Quote# 40061

"Any public official should have as a top priority the goal of serving God and living a life as a witness for Jesus. All decisions we make in whatever we do should be directed to that ultimate goal.
...
"It is a one-way street. Religion and faith should be able to affect government policies and practices, but government should not interfere with legitimate religions."

Indiana State Representative Dave Cheatham, Veritas Rex 56 Comments [5/29/2008 2:20:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Dysperdis

Quote# 40071

(A thread about The Simpsons)

Originally Posted by Ace Attorney
Frankly, I'm hoping God has enough of a sense of humour to see that the episode was hilarious.

bride_of_christ:
Oh God has a sense of humor alright. However, when it comes to mockery, no, God does not have a sense of humor. He will have the last laugh, but it won't be because of some stupid cartoon show. No, it will be because these people will soon learn the truth whether they want to accept it or not.

It may just be a cartoon show to you, but if I remember correctly, Hollywood has a lot of impact on our country's young minds. Just look at the news, that says it all. This is not something to be taken lightly.

bride_of_christ, RaptureReady 36 Comments [5/29/2008 2:10:42 PM]
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Quote# 40047

God ordained one place for the "natural use" of the woman: the marriage bed. The marriage bed in which "the natural use of the woman" is not changed or abandoned is undefiled. What about Christian married couples who engage in not only "natural use" coupling as God intended but also engage in the anal and/or oral sex practices inspired by those who reject the natural use of the woman? Does God condemn those of the same sex who go "against nature" while sanctioning the same anal and oral sex practices in the marriage bed? Did God ordain the marriage bed for both "natural use" and "against nature" sexual union?

Is the marriage bed a license for sodomy?

Gary and Lisa Ruby, Liberty to the Captives 62 Comments [5/29/2008 2:05:31 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova

Quote# 40090

If homos can't be cured any other way, then I recommend Kevorkian's
methods.

Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!

Christ's Love, alt.politics.homosexuality 51 Comments [5/29/2008 1:56:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Dysperdis

Quote# 40067

Every time I hear of one of these disasters, such as the one in Burma (where we support missionaries), I pray that people would look to God, that Christians would be able to dispense God's Word as well as water and food, that the Holy Spirit would be working in the people's hearts.

I, too, feel that God uses these disasters and other causes of suffering to wake people up to their need of Him -- and with the increasing number of disasters around the world, I feel like God is making a few last passes around the world, calling those who will be His Bride before the Wedding Day (aka Rapture).

Reason&Hope, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [5/29/2008 12:43:31 PM]
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Quote# 40056

Rapture Ready Administrators and their backers: Anti-Christ and Pro New World Order Posts

How does gambling, playing occult computer games, keeping silent while Jesus Christ is blasphemed, listening to rock music, defending President Bush's occult affiliations, drinking alcohol, participating in coarse, unclean conversation and unholy jesting and engaging in all kinds of worldliness make a Christian "rapture ready"? It doesn't.

Todd Strandberg's Rapture Ready Ready Message Board, which consistently conditions Christians to partake of these and other sins, has an agenda to make it certain that Christians are not rapture ready. Their stated agenda is the opposite of their actual purpose as evidenced by their message board content. Much worldly and anti-Christian content is backed or ignored by the administration. Either way, the kingdom of God is being undermined, rather than advanced through the individuals who run this message board.

Relativism is the theme of the Rapture Ready Message Board: how a Christian feels while he is participating in behavior that violates biblical principles determines whether it is right or wrong. If he feels comfortable gambling, then he may gamble. If he feels comfortable drinking, then he may drink, if he feels comfortable playing occult computer games or typically sinful movies then he indulges, etc. As long as things don't get out of hand, conforming-to-the-world is promoted as being harmless and rather enjoyable. This is called giving place to the devil, and the Rapture Ready administrators and backers offer plenty of rationalizations to "help" the Christian justify getting off and staying off the narrow way that leads to life.

The Bible describes the grace that brings salvation. This grace teaches Christians to deny ungodliness and worldly lusts, and live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world. These are the Christians who are actively "looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ." (See Titus 2:11-13) (Note: This author believes the Lord Jesus Christ will return immediately after the Tribulation.)

The Rapture Ready administrators and backers who condone sinful compromise and worldly lusts—as evidenced through their posts or by their condoning silence while others post in this manner—are not really looking for the return of the Lord Jesus Christ. People who choose to live sinful lives after having received the knowledge of the truth are not looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life. Instead, they are looking for a fearful judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour God's adversaries. (See Heb.10:26,27)

Please guard your heart and do not walk in the counsel of the ungodly, stand in the way of sinners, or sit in the seat of the scornful in the guise of "Christian" message boards.

NOTE: Most of the Rapture Ready threads that I linked to for the purpose of documentation have been removed.

Gary and Lisa Ruby, Liberty to the Captives 67 Comments [5/29/2008 12:38:52 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova

Quote# 40049

based on what we know about complex designs and blueprints and laws, it makes infinitely more sense to suppose that the complex, law-bound universe and life must be linked to an Intelligence source. That's *way more reasonable* than the atheist's stupid "self-creating universes" mythology supported by nothing but alchemy.

Preteristvision, aol news 48 Comments [5/29/2008 2:27:14 AM]
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Quote# 40036

Debating tactics of evolutionists
Christian: So where did humans come from?
Evolutionist: You're a moron
Christian: Do you know where humans came from?
Evolutionist: Of course we do!
Christian: So please tell us
Evolutionist: I don't have to
Christian: So how can we understand your theory if you don't explain it to us?
Evolutionist: We have
Christian: Please refresh my memory
Evolutionist: What memory?
Christian: All I'm asking you is to tell us where humans came from
Evolutionist: Humans are apes
Christian: So that means that humans came from humans. Is that correct?
Evolutionist: No you dummy
Christian: Why not?
Evolutionist: Because evolution doesn't say that. It says we came from non-human apes
Christian: So how do you know that when you don't know who the common ancestor is?
Evolutionist: We don't have to know who the common ancestor is to know where humans came from.
Christian: Then you're telling me that one species can breed another. Is that correct?
Evolutionist: No, you ignorant moron.
Christian: So if one species can't breed another, then how can humans have come from a species other than ourselves?
Evolutionist: Are you 5?
Christians, I ask you again; can one species breed another?
Evolutionist: Yes
Christian: You just said that it couldn't
evolutionist: You don't understand the theory of evolution.

Needless to say, it's one evasion after another. Then they chastize Christians for not understanding them. But we can take heart that evolutionists don't understand their theory either since they avoid answering questions and if they ever do answer questions, they contradict their last statements and reality as well.

So evolution has been proven to be a lie since evolutionists themselves make opposing statements about their theory. And of course they have yet to realize that denying they make opposing statements doesn't make their theory any truer than personal attacks do. it only adds to their growing list of contradictions.

Carico, CARM 74 Comments [5/29/2008 12:48:36 AM]
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Quote# 40059

[When asked why not read a book on paganism and the history it had thousands of years before the christian religion was started]

I'd rather use a historic book with no contradictions, no problems and a history of being right, the Bible. I also have the backing of scientists such as Michel Behe, William Lane Craig, Dr. Walter Martin, Ravi Zacharias, Norman L. Geisler and thousands more. Who do you have? Allister Crowley? Idols? I have the Almighty God, the armies of Heaven, and the Holy Armour of God. I also have the Truth on my side.

Spectersparten, youtube comments 63 Comments [5/28/2008 11:52:09 PM]
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Submitted By: ChildeofMalkav

Quote# 40031

There is no older, more universal institution on earth, than the Christian church. It was founded for the salvation of every tribe, tongue, people and nation. There is nothing human that is alien to us. There is no weakness with which we are unacquainted. We know 'diversity' in a way that the 'gay' movement hasn't the first clue.

That's why, unless we would break fellowship with Christ who delivers the Church from ignorance of God's will, and from sin and death, we will not make the mistake of thinking that sex with the same sex is a matter of being 'different'.

Dan Trabue, Stones Cry Out 48 Comments [5/28/2008 11:47:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai

Quote# 40021

[Isn't this [referring to slavery] the least noble aspect in American history? What aspect could be less noble than owning another man and his children?]

Killing unborn babies?

Philip J. Rayment, Conservapedia talk page: Slavery 36 Comments [5/28/2008 11:42:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Whom

Quote# 40050

Laws against interracial marriage were wrong because a man or woman of different ethnic groups can fulfill the unitive and procreative propose of marriage and human sexuality. Homosexuals will never be able to fulfill the biblical purpose of marriage. I am African-American. It is deeply offensive to compare skin color to sexual preference. Stop hijacking the Civil Rights Movement. MLK would be appealed!

janesophie1, aol news 51 Comments [5/28/2008 11:25:44 PM]
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Quote# 40053

I oppose same sex marriage as much as abortion. Homosexuality is wrong. Marriage is between a man and a woman. By the way, sperm banks are another immoral development in our culture. Becoming pregnant in this way is a violation of the unitive and procreative purpose of sexual intercourse. In answer to your question, an infertile couple does not violate the purpose of sex because they cannot have children. God decides who will have children. Regardless of the fertility of the couple; sex and marriage was designed to unite a male and female within marriage. Homosexuals will never under any circumstances be able to fulfill this purpose. It doesn’t matter if they use 200 spem banks and have 100 children, buy a house in the suburbs and have 10 Golden Retrievers; the relationship is still immoral, gravely evil, and a violation of natural law!

janesophie1, aol news 52 Comments [5/28/2008 10:05:26 PM]
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Quote# 40054

I can imagine that in the event our personal effects ARE left behind there would be plenty of folks who would make a mad dash for "abandoned" wallets/purses, etc.

I can just imagine how that would feel to be an opportunistic petty thief who "takes advantage" of the ensuing chaos and along with "the loot" they come upon your tribulation Map. Pretty sobering thought.

NewWine06, RaptureReady 56 Comments [5/28/2008 9:56:25 PM]
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Quote# 40038

Kieffe and Sons, a California Ford dealership, decided for some reason to launch a radio ad attacking non-Christians and people who believe that prayer shouldn't be in public schools. Audio and transcript of the ad, inside.

"Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, "Under God" out of the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" to be taken off our money?

But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Now, since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians who believe in God, we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't just tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up. I guess maybe I just offended 14% of the people who are listening to this message. Well, if that is the case, then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech. And none of us at Kieffe & Sons Ford are afraid to speak up. Kieffe & Sons Ford on Sierra Highway in Mojave and Rosamond: if we don't see you today, by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow."

California Ford Dealership Ad, Consumerist.com 69 Comments [5/28/2008 8:13:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Kuzih

Quote# 40041

Scientist have proven that as long as a reptile is living, it continues to grow. So, if we take an alligator and say it lives 100 years and grows 20 feet. What would happen if it were to live
900 years? It would have grown to be 180 feet, thus, a dinosaur. One more thing to think about the earht being in a bubble of water is that prior to the flood, man had never seen rain. That is why no one believed Noah when he said it was going to rain. At that time, the earth was watered by a mist. Another interesting thing to think about is the dramatic decrease in man's lifespan after the flood. he began to age musch faster because he was being pelted by massive amounts of radiation from the sun. Just recently, scientists who use computers to solve unsolve crimes by taking the remains of bones to restructure and form a face of the bones were asked by creationists to do an experiment. Now, first we must understand that this forensic science has met with great success and is proven itself as reputible.
They were asked to take an average man and by comparing the physical changes in the lifetime such as bone structure and come up with a model of what man would look like if he lived to be close to 1000 years. Remarkably, around the 400 year mark, the image looked remarkably like that of Cro Magnum man and aroung the 800 year mark, man the image looked remarkably like Neanderthal man. Now, is this just coinsidence or is God's word true. I believe the the world is just as the bible says, just around 6000 years old.

heiscomingintheclouds, Yahoo Answers 92 Comments [5/28/2008 8:07:32 PM]
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Submitted By: gorgeoustxwoman

Quote# 40055

[On where all the excess water after the Flood went]

If what they're saying about the ozone layer eroding and there are holes in the atmosphere water vapor could escape so there could have been more water in the atmosphere at one time.

Tucker Island, Nationstates Forum 40 Comments [5/28/2008 6:42:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Witty Name Here

Quote# 40039

I really enjoyed this movie, but we all know how it is nowadays. There's no such thing as freedom of religion anymore, at least not for Christians. I was surprised the Bible burning ACLU atheist Commies didn't come into the school and start looking for Christians to burn at the stake. These jokers don't have any problem with wiccans, muslims, etc. pushing their religion, but mention God within a mile of a public school and they start screaming about separation of religion and state. Like I said earlier, I enjoyed this movie, but boy I'll bet the Hollywood atheists all hated it. Nothing gets them madder than somebody mentioning God.

ridgerunner72160, IMDB: Facing the Giants 34 Comments [5/28/2008 6:29:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill