FSTDT Quotes for June 2008

Quote# 41090

Am, you know they'll just deny and make the fallacious arguments that there's no connection with hitler then tell us how he was a Christian etc. it's getting dull now, we're dealing with people who deny real history and write their own so they can forward their godless agenda

scarlets79, CARM 28 Comments [6/17/2008 7:40:30 PM]
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Quote# 41089

Shiva is listed by satanist as one of the infernal names of Satan

TomSki, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [6/17/2008 7:09:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: doomie 22

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Quote# 41088

I'm terrible with links but if you google Obama and hindu god you will come upon a story that broke yesterday about certain things he carries in his pocket...one of them is a madonna and child and then there is a hindu god;
among other things. I would like opinions on this. I found this on a secular
website and the majority of people think it's much ado about nothing. Most
christians disagree. What say you? I say whenever there is a leader who
does such things yet proclaims to be a christian, it shows what interesting times we live in.

Diamond, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [6/17/2008 6:21:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: doomie 22

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Quote# 41048

[Do you believe that homosexual sexual activity is morally wrong?]

Yes, no matter what scientific aspect you take: Tab A always fits into Slot B. Male and female parts; even in electronics. Two male plugs don’t produce electricity just like two female slots don’t turn on the lamp.

I Am Unbreakable!!!!, Myspace 64 Comments [6/17/2008 5:43:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: clemsecon

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Quote# 41071

Truthfully, I think this "straw man" peanut butter argument is still more plausible than the geologic column, Piltdown man, Archeoraptor, Haekel's fake drawings? or any number of fraudulent evolutionary proofs. Peddle your religion somewhere else. Evolution requires too much faith for me.

raygarrettjr, YouTube 30 Comments [6/17/2008 5:37:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Zeluvian

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Quote# 41029

I have had an uneasy feeling the last several years, kind of an impending doom thing. I was always checking out survivalists websites and keeping food in stock, etc. (Some of this was after our area went crazy and had the biggest evacuation in history during Hurricane Rita-we stayed home) I even printed out much of the ready.gov info off their website. Even though I was saved when I was 12, I still wasn't clear about the rapture.
Then I started researching the rapture more and realized that this is what I was waiting for, and I had nothing to worry about as I would not be here for most of the disasters awaiting the world. Now I am excited!!! I am still prepared, since we live in very uncertain times, but I am not as scared, because I know where we will end up. I don't understand the Christians who say they are not 'ready' for the rapture! How can you not be ready to meet our Maker??? I can't wait!

lyngraphics, RaptureReady 28 Comments [6/17/2008 5:01:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 41107

Poster's signature:

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

Basiliskos, Naruto forums 82 Comments [6/17/2008 4:36:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 40956

[Amother from Mr. Willis' brilliant essay]

Evolutionism was/is the apologetic foundation for the faith of predatory capitalism, Germany in WWI, the USSR (from 1918 to this day), NAZI Germany, Fascism in other European countries, and Socialism in all of Eastern Europe beginning about 1945. It was also a major justification in the defense of slavery in the 1800's against Christian opponents.

Tom Willis, CSA for Mid-America 70 Comments [6/17/2008 3:24:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: God of Biscuits

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Quote# 41131

ElectricSkeptic:
Evolution is neither an ideology, a worldview, or a belief system. It's a scientific theory.
It's excellent science and it's not philosophy at all.

lightwave:
You are utterly and completely wrong about all of the above

Evolution is a belief system and the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind

it has adherents and evangelists, persecutes its heretics, excommunicates its apostates, shouts down its nay-sayers and demands loyalty and exclusivity among its faithful

lightwave, CARM 46 Comments [6/17/2008 4:35:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: i smell bullshit

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Quote# 41079

[About a girl who died giving herself an abortion.]

Barak Obama would praise her for taking action so she would not be “punished with a baby”.

Nahanni, Free Republic 50 Comments [6/17/2008 4:01:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: doomie 22

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Quote# 41108

Tim Russert split hell wide open on this day! Russert had influence over what qualified as news and how that news was presented, but he misused his God-given power, choosing to lie about God and promote and enable all manner of sin! But God visted him on this day, saying "Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee." Luke 12:20 Amen!

Westboro Baptist Church, signmovies.net 52 Comments [6/17/2008 4:01:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 41106

[Review about Michael Bay's 'Transformers']

Negative - Any Christian parent should beware of this movie. This is not a movie about transforming robots battling each other on Earth. It is about a teenager trying to get into some girl's pants for the first time. The whole movie is about how this guy schemes to lose his virginity while in high school, about how uncool it is to be a virgin ('hey dad, do you want me to be the 40-year old virgin' - said when his dad was picking out a car for him), and how he dreams of getting her pants off. Also, the parents say, in effect, “Hey, it's ok if you are masturbating”—said when they walk unexpectedly in their son's room. All of this stuff should send off sirens to any parent who is a Christian. And, if a parent is not concerned, I cannot see how that parent can be a Christian. Do you teens and favor and take them to see another movie.
My Ratings: Extremely Offensive / 3
—Sam, age 43

Sam, Age 43, Christian Answers (about 2/3 the way down the page) 61 Comments [6/17/2008 3:15:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Don'tLookBehindYou

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Quote# 41055

God's factual existence is more certain than your own.

Purushadasa, YouTube 54 Comments [6/17/2008 2:37:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist

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Quote# 41050

To everyone who said Evolution is supported by fact. read my "Questions For Evolutionists" thread. I'm sure you'll change your mind. For example:

Where did the space in which evolution occurred come from? And where did the first matter come from?

If you believe it was just always there, that's just as impossible to proove as the existence of God. Both evolutionists and Christians believe the same thing. Christians believe God has just always been there, and evolutionists believe matter and space has always been there. Both are impossible to prove. Except one day, God will be proven. When Christ returns to earth, no one will be able to deny it.

And we Christians don't need or want proof. We have faith. Christ said, "We walk by faith, not by sight."

If we had proof, no one would need fath. And we dont need or want the proof that God is real untill we are in the kingdom of Heaven.

HellHoundOnMyTrail, TeenSpot 27 Comments [6/17/2008 2:36:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: PWEOTWEB

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Quote# 41078

*Regarding Evolution*
I grew up on a farm and I've never breaded a cow into a different animal.

raygarrettjr, YouTube 85 Comments [6/17/2008 2:30:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Zeluvian

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Quote# 41083

"One nation under god"
do you know what it is?
thats right - America.
so you have no place in one nation under god, you have a place in one nation under satan or ocullt biology LOL

Evans, PhysOrg 54 Comments [6/16/2008 10:00:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: TheDoc

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Quote# 41067

No the fact that the lower the intelligence a person has the more likely they are to breed completely disproves evolution.

CaptainxAnarchy, GameFAQs 64 Comments [6/16/2008 9:59:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

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Quote# 41045

[dad1 believes in a universe where the past was separate and governed by different laws than the present. Here, he attempts to explain how fast light traveled in the "past state"]

My best estimat is that it could get anywhere as fast as God wanted it to, and the need existed. If we needed to see a star, we saw it. Now that is fast!!! But it couls also be slow, if the need was there. Try and homogenize that with this temporary state universe light!!

dad1, PhysOrg 35 Comments [6/16/2008 9:52:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: TheDoc

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Quote# 41051

It just kills me that the most important guest (Jesus) who is holy, righteous, and loving and true was not invited to the shower or the wedding!

Amazed by Grace, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [6/16/2008 9:46:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 41035

[Hitler was an Atheist argument]

Look. You just don't want to admit the damage your Atheism did to humanity! It doesn't matter what he was brought up as! He was an Atheist, and he did that awful deed. Because of Atheism.

aaronk1994, Youtube 53 Comments [6/16/2008 6:13:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: bonzo

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Quote# 41013

[Hmm...are you trying to imply that your omnipotent god hasn't got the smarts to figure out how it should use its power to prevent cancer from recurring?]

I'm implying that our omnipotent God isn't obligated to play doctor.

[So much for the "loves mankind" gag.]

Love isn't the opposite of disease --- in fact [atheistic] love is the cause.

AV1611VET, christianforums.com 39 Comments [6/16/2008 6:12:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: jackrabbit

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Quote# 41016

I wish scientists would explain how something was created from nothing. Their theories are mostly moronic. (Evolution) How can something recognize the need to change and then change it's offsprings DNA.

CaptainxAnarchy, GameFAQs 44 Comments [6/16/2008 3:21:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

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Quote# 41043

Academics also believe overwhelmingly in Global Warming. And there's a lot more evidence of the existence of God than there is of Global Warming. Clearly the link between academia and IQ is tenuous, at best.

D Fournier, telegraph.co.uk 40 Comments [6/16/2008 3:20:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 41028

Yes, and this is why I believe the democrats will run the country. If we are at the end of the end, everything has to get worse then it is. As in the days of Noah... Sodom and Gemorrah... the dems will lead this country right into those days all the way.

What an ugly dark world we will be living in then. The love of many wax cold. A lukewarm church, even more apostacy.

True Christians will be the only light (few and far between). And then when we are removed from the earth, the darkness will consume this earth.
Oh Lord Jesus, please save our loved ones soon!!!

Glory, RaptureReady 35 Comments [6/16/2008 3:20:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 41021

I hear these same idiotic statements over and over. It isn't forcing a child. It's teaching a child.

You wouldn't let your kid make his or her own choice about the rightness and wrongness of things like stealing, murder, drugs, or alcohol. Why would you choose not to educate them on something as important as their immortal soul?

Cattyfan, Theology Online 42 Comments [6/16/2008 2:48:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Joe Roberts

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