FSTDT Quotes for July 2008

Quote# 43582

God,Jesus, Holy Ghost, my follow brothers in Christ, my follow sisters in Christ and I don't hate gays or lesbians. We just don't like what they do.

Let me asked some questions.
Do you like to watch Prowrestling?

[^the last part about "Prowrestling" is not from another comment. It's the same posting.]

LoneWolf1984, deviantart.com 63 Comments [7/25/2008 6:01:24 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 43527

Putting out tracts at school is a good thing to do. Most kids today in the school system need Christ. Tell your sons and daughters to pass out tracts!

bball39, Rapture Ready 107 Comments [7/24/2008 10:28:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: The Lazy One

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Quote# 43532

(on a piece that depicts a terrorist's grave, called "Negotiating with Terrorists")

My title: How to talk to terrorists, evolutionists, and liberals.

That terrorist should be buried in a city dumb.

[So people who believe in evolution should be in the grave you say? X:]

I'd say people who teach evolution should be offered the means to convert and if they don't we fire them and cast them out like so much garbage.

cronocoffin144:iconcronocoffin144:, deviantArt 53 Comments [7/24/2008 9:56:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: MarieChan

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Quote# 43531

[in a response to hearing about abuse of a cracker]

I feel very sad and hurt to read this. Many of you obviously don't understand that to Catholics what you have done is worse than spitting on us, abusing us or violating us. We would rather you did that to us than see a host desecrated. It is not a symbol or a religious object it is the one we love more than our own mothers and fathers, more than our children.
To do this is worse for us in one sense than if you had raped and tortured our loved ones. We are called to forgive so we will but that doesn't take away from the sheer revulsion, hurt and pain that you have caused to every Catholic who has heard of this very sad act of hatred and bigotry.

Aron, Pharyngula 75 Comments [7/24/2008 9:52:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 43530

There is no such thing as "Judeo-Christian"

Christianity is not an 'outgrowth' of Judaism, Christianity has no kinship with Judaism, it is a CORRECTION and a REFORMATION of a pagan system gone MAD. Christ was trying to end the daily human sacrifice in the so-called "temple" by declaring Himself the Final Sacrifice. He introduced the symbolic sacrament of bread and wine to replace the LITERAL cannibalism in the so-called "temple".

Look up the origin of the word "cannibal", it derives from "Khana-Baal", a priest of the temple of Baal, the false demon god that required blood sacrifice to appease itself.

Rayon Mather, Godlikeproductions 81 Comments [7/24/2008 9:12:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 43520

I'm just showing my faith. Is that wrong?
Why is everybody hates christians so much?
Did USA passed a law that christians can't share their faith?
Don't gift me this crap about Church and State.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 68 Comments [7/24/2008 7:47:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 43488

i think the people,or shall i say sheeple in the mid east see him for this guy here in this pic.

saved by Grace, Rapture Ready 96 Comments [7/24/2008 1:34:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 43481

Are you guys serious? Women having 'male friends' is the way of the world. Buy her Dr. Laura's book--"The proper care and feeding of husbands". Of course we will interact with the opposite sex throughout daily lives, but to build relationships with them is damaging to our relationships. We 'women' have already pushed our men out of the head of the household role, what next? Sorry for the vent, but I see too many marriages failing and too many children suffering.

mmullig's Avatar, RR 52 Comments [7/23/2008 11:48:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 43482

IMO there is no such thing as "just friends" from a guys perspective, and if there is then the guy is gay.
Sorry to sound so harsh, but I just don't believe its possible. I don't know any guy who says about a girl " oh shes just a friend " without admitting that he would like it to go further. From a womans perspective I think it is possible, but sometimes women just don't get how we think. Somewhere between food, and sleep is sex.
I feel bad for you brother, I'm glad your walk with God is your focus. I agree with no2flesh, you have to draw the line.

lostsheep, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [7/23/2008 11:48:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: WMUATimothy

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Quote# 43450

You are a blasphemer! Blasphemy against the Holy Spirt is an unfogivable sin! And you have just committed it, so you are doomed to an eternity in Hell!

icebluemyst, YouTube 77 Comments [7/23/2008 8:36:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 43440

(Regarding "The Dark Knight")

the idea that a human can turn into a bat is clearly a subliminal message from the satanists who want to convert this once wholesome and christian nation into a cesspool of sin and secularism.

accept jesus now or burn in hell. your choice.

G-Dawg13, IMDb 116 Comments [7/23/2008 11:19:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: spaceiswater123

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Quote# 43410

(in response to a poster who asked if it's OK for his wife to have male friends)

I am also a hardliner on this. When people get married, they do so because they want to spend their life together as husband and wife, not just buds who live together and want to hang out with other opposite-sex "people of interest" which defeats the whole purpose of being married and eventually splits the two apart. I would tell you what I think really about it, but I won't because I don't wan't to discourage you unnecessarily, just in case.

BUT, if my wife ever blew me off to meet with another man to hangout, I think I'd make myself perfectly clear and there wouldn't be ANY mincing of words. I'll just leave it at that.

antitox, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [7/23/2008 7:35:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: The Lazy One

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Quote# 43405

Homosexuals are instructed by Kirk & Madsen to couch all their talking points in terms of them being victims.

So when they want to take away parental rights and indoctrinate, recruit and molest your children, if you oppose that, homos say you're a hate filled homophobic bigot discriminating against them.

What propagandist liars they are.

HeteroDefenseLeague, Youtube 59 Comments [7/23/2008 6:44:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Zachski

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Quote# 43399

I'm not 100% certain that [Obama] is Muslim but I'm 100% certain that he is a FALSE PROFIT. He clamis to be a "christian" but he doesn't believe that Jesus is the only way to the Heaven. The truely stupid people are the ones that worship him and think that he is someone who put faith in him thinking that is going to save America and the rest of world. Only Jesus can do that, no one else can.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 70 Comments [7/23/2008 6:18:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 43396

Just wanted to praise God and bless everyone with an uplifting story. One of my brothers and his wife are christians who belong to a good church, have friends that go there too. Anyway, the wife of their friend needed a walker and suffered from a very bad back. She couldn't do much at all and was sort of dependent on her husband to help her. There was a revival where the wife and some other members of the church attended. They were praising and worshiping the Lord when all of a sudden she felt like someone was lifting her up from behind and under her arms. The Lord told her that it was an angel. At this same time she noticed a little girl about 2-3 years old standing in front of her staring at her in amazement. The little girl was looking toward her actually, but, not really at her, if you know what I mean.

She was healed and started to dance and praise the Lord! Now she can do gardening, doesn't need her walker and seems very happy.

Seabird, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/23/2008 5:10:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: TSS

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Quote# 43398

Come on, Atheists... ADMIT IT... you want to believe, too... You can get as mad as you want at all the believers and pretend that you're better than all of us, but you know you want to believe.

It's okay. It's not your fault. God loves you.

If you think I'm crazy, just ask yourself this: How much time, energy, and emotion do you spend trying to disprove the Easter Bunny? I'd say exactly zero. If God and Jesus were the same as the Easter Bunny you wouldn't be so angry and offended. You're angry becuase you know God and Jesus aren't the same as the Easter Bunny. It's okay to believe.

Seriously.

anelson41, FARK.com 94 Comments [7/23/2008 4:03:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: ez-c

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Quote# 43397

Discussing a recent household fire:

When we got to my son's room, my Father-In-Law picked up my son's bedding. It did not smell like smoke. Everything else in my house reeked of smoke, but the bedding smelled like sunlight. I firmly believe that God sent angels to surround my son. We may not have seen them, but they left evidence of their protection.

I believe this to be true.

Angella Dyskstra, Work it, Mom! 71 Comments [7/23/2008 3:02:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: JohnTheAtheist

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Quote# 43400

[The word Allah in Arabic, found in meat gristle]

"it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind"

Some Islamic Scholars, BBC news 59 Comments [7/23/2008 3:00:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Orangutan

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Quote# 43422

Not only that, but I don’t think that college is for girls. College was created for men, and in our twisted feminist society we have had to give equal rights to women, so we let them go to college. That links to the large unemployment rate in the world. If women would get out of the workplace, go home and do what God created them for, then the men would be able to get jobs and support a family.

SuperAngel, The Daily Planet/Super Angel's Blog 100 Comments [7/23/2008 2:46:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Christy

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Quote# 43415

In the Bible days
Jesus's guardian was a growed man his Mother Marry could been 14.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART.com 81 Comments [7/22/2008 11:50:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 43391

[After someone noted that evolution doesn't deal with how life started]

So evolution was just sitting there waiting for life to begin, is that correct?

Just by coincidence, the engines of evolution started up the moment life [somehow] appeared?

And please understand my question. I'm asking if evolution started up co-incidentally with life.

Did whatever (or however) started life, also kick-start evolution?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 60 Comments [7/22/2008 11:32:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Orlor

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Quote# 43390

[The sexual references in this rapture-belief-in-a-nutshell are disturbing. Plus, they seriously believe this stuff? Christ's Warriors? Cities falling from the sky? WTF??]

When the Church is raptured (John 14:1-4 1 The. 4:16-17 Rev. 3:10) we obtain our resurrection bodies (1 Cor. 15:50-54) and spend at least a 7 year honeymoon (during the 7 yr. Trib) in heaven with our bridegroom Jesus. The Bema Seat Judgement takes place (2 Cor. 5:10). We then come down as Christ's Warriors (Rev. 19:19 Joel 3:9-11 Jer. 51:20-23) to help Him fight the Battle of Armaggedon. After which we spend the millenium as the Bride of Christ (Rev. 21:9), after the marriage feast with the Lamb (Rev. 19:7-8) in the New Jerusalem that comes down from heaven (Rev. 21:10) and then is raised up and hovers in the sky (Zec. 14:10).

1angel4u, RR 51 Comments [7/22/2008 11:26:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Democritus

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Quote# 43393

(hate mail to an atheist blogger)

You are a scumbag and a lowlife. If I ever see you on the street I will smash your face in, rape you and kill you like you deserve. How dare you make fun of religion when you are even more fundamentalist than the people you mock and curse? What gives you the right to mock and curse God? You deserve to die and I will smash your brains in! I know your real name and I know who you are and what you look like so I can easily put an end to your worthless life. I hope someone kills you or you die soon before you can lead more of God's children to hell! Go serve your master Satan, just don't cause others to sin! God hates your mockery and you will burn and we Christians will laugh at you from heaven!! You are the most vile and arrogant scumbag I've seen and your blog shows your depravity.

Some theistard, Evolved and Rational 103 Comments [7/22/2008 10:06:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 20

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Quote# 43389

I know one thing for sure. My children WILL have a Bible unit this coming school year on the importance of Bible prophecy, and they WILL have a unit on the Rapture, and they WILL have a unit on the Tribulation. I want them to know the truth.

King's Daughter, RR 66 Comments [7/22/2008 9:29:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Democritus

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Quote# 43375

(Question)
In hell can I choose to be crispy or extra crispy? also will i be finger lickin good?

(Fundie hell fire rant)

Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever. You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you.

NJ, Yahoo Answers 70 Comments [7/22/2008 7:24:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: FundieFinder

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