FSTDT Quotes for August 2008

Quote# 45679

Therefore, I don't have to prove that there is God. This is all about the spiritual aspect. We cannot prove this by Physics because God is spirit. Do you have a sense? Your a fool, demanding a physical proof for spiritual being.

eliam78, Youtube 25 Comments [8/23/2008 9:37:53 PM]
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Submitted By: JustinHampel

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Quote# 45667

Global warming is a lie from the pits of hell.

satan want man to beleive that mankind has caused all these blatant signs of the times.

This way, humans will not be alert to the signs that Jesus warned us about and thus will not be about the business of being ready.

Yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [8/23/2008 9:36:17 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

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Quote# 45612

{during a lengthy debate during which he found a dozen ways to say "its okay for god to torture people in hell because he's God"}
We're talking about God's law and from the POV of a god, arguably the worst thing you could possibly do is not believe in them. Of course not believing in God is a crime to him.

Let's review. On Earth, being punished for what you believe. Bad.

After Earth being punished for what you believed (note that it's too late now, your life is over), not bad.

Why? Entirely different playing field with entirely different rules.

Slade867, gamefaqs 20 Comments [8/23/2008 8:49:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Wackadoodle

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Quote# 45640

Regarding the comment from Gael33 i just want to ask you a question about your believe as a pagan. Yes you are right that this islands were once paganised but just tell me what was the religion of this country was when we were at our greatest such as the empire days and what was the religion when we created democracy and the greatest civilisation in the world. Well im sorry to say it was christianity. I love the God almighty and Great Britian but im sorry to say that pagans destroy our lands because they are non believers of God and christ therefore pagans have no morals and dignity. Im not trying to be rude but if you dont have christianity in our culture this nation will fall. What im trying to say is that you dont see a successful muslim country which has demorcarcy because what they believe in where christ said love thy neighbour etc.. nor do you see a great pagan country apart from rome and Egypt but nothing compard to Europe and America when chritsianised. BNP must bring back christianity back to save us. Instead of fighting for Britian first fight for the Cross and then our lands.

josh_17, BNP Website 32 Comments [8/23/2008 8:39:56 PM]
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Quote# 45654

A real man rejects feminism.
A metro-sexual supports it in everyway.
Which man do women want in their life?

A man or a fag?

Can't have both.

How about this?
We'll have something called a relationship and you be the woman and I'll be the man?
RADICAL

raider67, Who are you calling a metrosexual? Is it time to return to when 'men were men'? 50 Comments [8/23/2008 8:37:27 PM]
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Submitted By: megan

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Quote# 45622

[After being asked a series of questions about the flood; one of the questions is: 19) How did salt water fish survive the flood?]

19. not sure but there is definately an answer.

[19. And that answer would be...?]

19. that answer would be something other than evolution!

[No shit sherlock]

Craighill9, Youtube 27 Comments [8/23/2008 7:06:38 PM]
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Quote# 45780

We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud on August29/30, which is 829 or 830, 2008

True Bible Code, True Bible Code 57 Comments [8/23/2008 7:06:28 PM]
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Quote# 45691

[On what happens in the afterlife to a remorseless serial child molester who years later becomes a Christian and his victim, who dies a non Christian]

The molester goes to Heaven, and the victim [needlessly] goes to Hell, all because she blamed God for being molested.

Remember the two thieves who were crucified with Jesus?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 44 Comments [8/23/2008 7:05:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Hadron

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Quote# 45697

Adam and Eve were homo sapiens they were giants. No we are not related to them we are related to Shem,Ham and Japeth who were Homo Sapien Sapiens.

Sirius, Yahoo! Absurdity 23 Comments [8/23/2008 6:18:51 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

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Quote# 45708

Exhibit 20: The House That Evolution Built!

Well, is trying to build... On March 7, 1998, we dumped some toy bricks onto this table to see what kind of house Evolution could build with them. The light is on 24 hours a day to provide an energy source. Note that we gave Evolution a big head start by providing the bricks which were already created by a human creator. So far, there has been no change since the bricks were first dumped. How many millions of years do you think it will take for Evolution to build a house?

If Evolution could build something as complex as living organisms, it could more abundantly create far simpler things like houses and cars.

(This is not really a live video capture. If it was though, these bricks would just be gathering dust.)

Unknown, Missing Universe Museum 125 Comments [8/23/2008 6:17:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 28
Submitted By: Larty

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Quote# 45678

There are approximately two billion mothers in the world. How many of those mothers would be thrilled to hear a doctor say, "Mrs._____, your child has a mutation."? To help you with your answer - how many pregnant women are saying, "I hope my child has a mutation."? The answer to both of these questions would be zero. How could two billions moms be wrong?

Theophilus, TalkOrigins 50 Comments [8/23/2008 5:55:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

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Quote# 45637

"I will pray that more information on the vaccine is available soon and the issue can be resolved. At this point I imagine many people are stuck between a rock and a hard place - the fear of possible unknown side-effects and the fear of cervical cancer, which, although it is not one of the worst cancers, only about 35% survive it. Hopefully the truth will be revealed to us soon and the vaccine can eventually be made safe and available for those who want it"

Well of course the bibical response is if we follow what God says to do and wait to have sex until marriage this wouldn't even be an issue. This cancer is caused by a STD. God made these 'rules' to keep us safe because He loves us..instead people see Him has being a 'killjoy' and don't do what He says thinking we know more then Him. And look where that got us!

Of course sadly, women and girls get raped and can get it that way too. (again people not following His Word) I just wish they would make safer vaccines! Seems like they rush to get things out before they are fully tested...

moonglow, bad side effects from vaccine Gardasil for girls 28 Comments [8/23/2008 5:55:16 PM]
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Quote# 45638

I got hands laid on me by a minister and church and I felt a power like a lightning bolt kind of. It sunk into my head and I wondered has anybody else felt this.... and is this God's power. I know it sound like a silly question but I need to know.

I was sitting in my chair and the lady went to get some oil and she put it on my head and laid hands on me because demons spirits was telling me to kill myself and they wanted me to speak against God but I wouldn't do it. then I felt something shout through my head like a power or something. I also kept speaking in tongues and I'm starting to feel a lot better. My mind has calmed down a whole lot and I had a spirit crushing my skull and it lifted off of me a few days latter.

az6055, Hand laid on 27 Comments [8/23/2008 4:49:07 PM]
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Quote# 45615

No, it was not a good reason, here's a good reason to get angry, a communist murders 69 million people in China, that's a great reason to be infuriated but to channel that anger into something productive and to over time forgive those people and help the victims of that terrible crime committed on the killing fields, greed, is not a just reason to be angry, it is unjust and petty. Anger without a just reason is a sin, all sins are compared the same by God because all are worthy of eternal punishment. God is eternally higher than us, the higher up you get, the higher the consequence, therefore the penalty for sin is eternal punishment. This is called logic.

SpecterSparten, Youtube Comments 17 Comments [8/23/2008 4:48:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff

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Quote# 45595

Specifically, as these doctors were not willing to help the homosexual become pregnant (not just refusing to treat her in general), and modern research would justify them on this issue on multiple fronts.
http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2004/apr/040428c.html
Again, while I am against homosexuality primarily based on valid religious reasons, I'm not advocating homophobia like you were spewing earlier. I'm simply saying that these doctors shouldn't be forced by law to do something when that something has so much going against it. The fact that you can't understand the difference is due to your social stigma, not mine. I only made this post as a last attempt to get you to see reason here, but if your previous posts are any indication it's a wasted effort. Go ahead and get in the last word, because I'm not going to respond to you anymore.

Simulacrum, Naruto Forums 19 Comments [8/23/2008 4:48:03 PM]
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Quote# 45666

I think that bi people are most discusting people on earth. they are most hypersexual drug addict stupid muther f'ers out there. bi people sleep around with so many people its just sick. bi people think they are too good for everyone. im so sick of gay people with their gay pride. im so against gay marriage. it should not be allowed on this earth. god did not make it adam and steve. he made it adam and eve!!

true american, Topix 66 Comments [8/23/2008 4:47:28 PM]
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Quote# 45656

[Crapture Ready fundies proclaim their intentions to boycott Hallmark in light of the recent line of same-sex marriage themed greeting cards]

I'm going to suggest to them they change their name to more reflect on their modern liberal thinking and to celebrate their new gay line "HELLMARK".

n4wy, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [8/23/2008 4:47:08 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

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Quote# 45655

"The family of a gay teenager who was fatally shot in class blames the school district for allowing their son to wear makeup and feminine clothing to school — factors the family claims led to the death"

The parents should have given him a good whippin' and told him to shape up.

If the schools is to blame it's for allowing faggots to attend and recruit.

bobx23456, Liberalism: Everything You Do Is Wrong 37 Comments [8/23/2008 4:46:28 PM]
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Quote# 45681

[Addressing a crowd of 3000 at the Civil Forum on The Presidency]

Warren told his congregation that someone had asked if there was any kind of president he would not vote for.

"I could not vote for an atheist because an atheist says, 'I don't need God,' " Warren said. "They're saying, 'I'm totally self-sufficient by [myself].' And nobody is self-sufficient to be president by themselves. It's too big a job."

Rick Warren, Los Angeles Times article 25 Comments [8/23/2008 4:46:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Hadron

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Quote# 45632

[About a transgendered person who was fired after coming out to his boss.]

"Activists will no doubt attempt to use this case to lobby to have the nebulous concept of 'gender identity' added as a category meriting special protection under federal law," said Caleb H. Price, research analyst for Focus on the Family.

"Americans have no interest in seeing their tax dollars spent on ‘transgender’ individuals seeking to indulge their confusion — let alone the expenses involved in defending the Library of Congress’ sound decision not to hire Mr. Schroer."

Caleb H. Price, Citizenlink.org (Focus on the Family) 19 Comments [8/23/2008 3:50:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

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Quote# 45659

You are right Ray. I believe atheists loves being stupid. If atheistism was true there would been no scientific laws because everything is changing. also we would see oranges grow on a apple tree. Also we could be able to do anything without having consequences.

(I thought poe at first, but then he says like 90 bible verses.)

Justin, Ray Comfort 32 Comments [8/23/2008 3:50:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith

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Quote# 45744

With all due respect, Zelda, I don't consider Buddhism a benign religion because it still leads people to Hell for all eternity. It is this thinking that destroys souls so I think we need to be careful to sugar coat anything that is not the truth of Jesus Christ found only in the Bible. The "enlightenment" and peace found in the Word of God is not "equal to and completely surpassing Buudhism." Buddhism is a false religion, every aspect of it. True biblical Christianity is the only way to eternal peace with God and man.

His Bride, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [8/23/2008 3:19:59 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One

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Quote# 45627

As a biology teacher and a creationist, I find that all of the fossil evidence and radioactive dating that supposedly supports the evolutionary theory, actually can also be used to support a seven day creation with an earth that is less than 12,000 years old. As God made the earth, He obviously made a mature earth.
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There is also the probability that oil deposits existed and they would seem to be millions of years old, though they were just made less than one week ago. Fossils could be part of the makings of this old earth. As most most scientists desire to know everything they can, it is difficult for many of them to admit that there are many things we humans will never know. Belief in God and in creation forces one to accept that fact.

Scott Guenther, TalkOrigins 55 Comments [8/23/2008 1:48:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

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Quote# 45616

Comment on Article "Whopping Fish Declared New Species"

There is no such thing as "a new species." Also,things do not evolve now, never do, and never will for that matter. Missing Links, are not reality. They will never be found because they do not exist. Evolutionists are always looking for excuses to avoid acknowledging that God is the Creator of heaven and earth, and everything in heaven and on the earth. They do this be saying stuff "evolved'' and other such things are obviously not true. No matter what they say, God is the Creator of all things and to him be the glory!

heavenwoman, Live Science 32 Comments [8/23/2008 1:48:33 PM]
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Quote# 45603

I’m a conservative. I believe in conservative values. I am also a Christian. I indeed believe in “Love the sinner, hate the sin” but no where in the Bible does it say that we have to tolerate deviant behavior just to make nice, nice with our neighbors!

It’s hard enough to raise children in 2006 without having to explain “Why those two men are kissing?”

Gays are openly on parade. It’s literally everywhere. Even DC Comics is going to re-release Cat Woman. And guess what, she’s gay! It’s true! Check it out on the web.

As far as the notion that ‘gays were born that way and can’t be reformed’. Horse Dookie! There are two reformed gays in my church both leading good lives with wonderful families! Besides, anyone with a good encyclopedia and a little time can disprove that BS theory!

I have an answer for this whole thing. Put it back in the closet where it belongs!

Tommy Watts, Condiblog 54 Comments [8/23/2008 1:48:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

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