Quote# 45520

[When the board members were asked what their most trusted/favorite news source was]


Does rapture ready count?

shineyourlight, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [8/22/2008 3:01:06 AM]
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Quote# 45523

Promiscuity, as well as homosexuality and pornography, says 73 year-old Fr. Jeremy Davies, is a form of sexual perversion and can lead to demonic possession. Offering what may be an explanation for the explosion of homosexuality in recent years, Fr. Davies said, "Among the causes of homosexuality is a contagious demonic factor."

UK Catholics, Lifesite News 42 Comments [8/22/2008 3:00:05 AM]
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Submitted By: andy

Quote# 45449

Or how many of us can quote the small phrase from the Bill of Rights in our constitution: “the separation of church and state”? Sorry to disappoint many of you, but it is not there. It has actually been taken out of context from a letter by Thomas Jefferson.

In fact our founding fathers (including George Washington) mentioned many times that we are to keep religious principles in our government unless we desire failure. But we have been told so many times that ‘separation of church and state’ is in the constitution that we have believed it (check out the First Amendment of our Constitution).

Phil Zedwick, www.evolutionsecrets.com 25 Comments [8/22/2008 2:58:48 AM]
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Submitted By: PeterGriffin

Quote# 45562

Open QuestionShow me another »
Athiests, your help please?
I want a Corvette so I emptied out my garage and put a bottle of Valvoline motor oil in the middle of the garage and waited for it to evolve into a corvette. Nothing has happened yet. What's up, where is evolution ? I need the Corvette by the first 1st of the next month, I don't have millions of years.

Leonidas, Yahoo Answers 56 Comments [8/22/2008 2:58:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 45430

well Adam was meant for eve and he made women for men so they can reproduce kids and with gays going around fucking each other in da culo its slowing down reproduction, reproduction and taking care of your offspring is da main part of life. im jus tellin the truth like it is. but go on do what u like go on and screw someone in da culo and get aids for all i care. God made aids for a reason its more effective on gays than straight ppl thats why he made women for men cuz women r compatible with men and they can reproduce, gays and lesbians can't. if u r using lesbianism and gayness to dodge reproducing than u r one fucked up person. and ur a disgrace to all humans around the world if u r like dat yea i admit i have a lesbian cousin in my family i dont hate i jus dislike her its a long story but yea i dont hate gays and lesbians i jus dislike dem.

Markus, Topix 37 Comments [8/22/2008 2:54:37 AM]
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Quote# 45445

[On the “Schoolchildren’s Health Protection Act” which will cut federal funding to schools that distribute morning after pills to high school girls who request it.]

"Rep. Lamborn’s bill denies Medicaid, SCHIP and Title X federal funds to school-based health clinics if a school fails to comply with the proposed provision.

This common sense Act is very short but succinctly deals with this dire issue. Schools should never be in the family planning business. Besides the general risks associated with such a high dose of birth control (low doses are still associated with a higher risk of heart attack, stroke, etc.), a student’s medical history of taking the drug through a school clinic is likely to be unknown or confidential. This puts physicians treating potential complications in a serious and dangerous bind.



Discussing his bill in a recent interview with Concerned Women for America (CWA), Rep. Lamborn stated, “There’s a role for mothers and fathers. They have responsibility for their children and just to cut them out because of political correctness, saying that anything having to do with abortion is totally protected above everything else, no other considerations matter, is just not right. They may be aware of medical history for their daughter that the nurse may not even be aware of, may not know is significant.”"

Marian L. Ward / Representative Doug Lamborn (R-Colorado), Concerned Women for America 15 Comments [8/22/2008 2:53:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

Quote# 45533

[on same-gender love]
Actualy, I don;t have to. One gay pride parade settles the issue. It's all about the erotic. Literally, it defines them.
[on peer-review]
Science is a very good friend of the Christian. Especially when being accused of homophobia, bigoty or hatefullness.

Every anatomy, biology and physiology book I have ever read is "peer reviewed."

ALL of them agree with the Biblical view that same-gender sex acts are inappropriate. Remember, genitalia provides "sexual orientation." Humans are not beasts. Our ability to use reason and logic to override our "animal instincts" is a fact. Or at least (according to science) they should.

I am far more comfortable debating the gay agenda with a science book in hand than a Bible. Although, the "Bible" is one heck of a "peer reviewed" work.

I mean, you weren't expecting something from the APA were you? How many times has the DSM been changed? They're on number 4 (IV) now.

Polycarp_fan, CF 34 Comments [8/22/2008 2:48:34 AM]
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Quote# 45574

[Comment on article about Egypt "The earliest known archaeological record of human culture in Ancient Egypt dates to between 13,000 and 9,000 B.C"]

Given that the Earth is only 6000 years old, this is not possible. -PFoster-

I agree. This anti-Biblical bias should be corrected. At the very least, the materialist perspective should be complemented with the Christian view. Really, this is supposed to be Conservapedia, not Oldearthpedia. -Brtkrbzhnv-

PFoster & Brtkrbzhnv, Conservapedia 49 Comments [8/22/2008 2:47:31 AM]
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Submitted By: LazyJones

Quote# 45532

Geez I remember in high school having to do yoga for gym. They would turn out the lights.
Now that I think about it it's was scary!

DjJen, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [8/22/2008 2:35:28 AM]
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Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 45560

i read the bible daily & have noticed that if you read the ten commandments in the bible most of our laws are based on those ten commandments besides those who are bashing the bible must be reading it to know where to find the verses they seem to want to quote so why are they saying are bible is wrong. yes i do believe in god & jesus & believe what my bible tells me about how are world was created.please stop bashing my prized & most loved book.

blondielmore, Across Ohio: Ohio Faith and Religion 33 Comments [8/22/2008 2:14:28 AM]
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Submitted By: HeathenAngel

Quote# 45576

Today's science is truly nothing more than a group of people who make up silly stories...most of them fueled, in my opinion, by a deep desire to live in trees and mate with various wild apes, especially chimps.

Supersport, CARM 34 Comments [8/22/2008 2:10:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Barry Desborough

Quote# 45558

Evolution says only the fittest survive, correct atheists?
if this is true, why wouldnt you be weeding out all the sickleys in your family to not risk your clan from being a dying breed in this 'game of life'? why do you treat the sickleys in your family and allow them to breed further sickleys?
and while i have your attention, how many monkey babies have been marked in your family tree the past 100 years? i mean, REAl monkey babies. how fascinating!

Tina S, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [8/22/2008 1:39:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Catherine

Quote# 45559

[We get another mention. Yay!]

I simply enjoy certain aspects of what Venofang says and God bless him for it. I understand this should necessarily be on this part of the board but I'm a teen and I enjoy talking with people who have a relative age the same as mine. And KEnt Hovind is allot better than Venomfang, yes he is in jail, and I am upset because of that also, but his arguments are true. I have been posted on FSTDT before, yes I am from youtube, isn't it amazing how crap flys over the internet. But I have also been taken out of context by people at FSTDT before and it upsets me. The evidence shows a young earth, the fossil record defeats evolution, there is no dating method available that supports an old earth, these things I once thought were fantasy, I have learned to be true, and when you see how easy it is to be brainwashed by the media which ben stein has shown to be true since it is so one sided, and it upsets me so much. Now people still have yet to give me anything that shows evolution to be true. Please, give me something. I wish people could understand that I care about them, that is why I do this. It's because if I was in their situation, I would want to be found, I would want to understand.

Specterspartan, Christian Forums 31 Comments [8/22/2008 1:38:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 45569

your flaw here is that you can't repete that process. dogs and wolves DNA are almost identical where as human and ape DNA are only slightly simillare.FYI dirt and Humans have genetic info in common. what does that tell you about where we came from? all i can tell you is that it wasn't from uncle ape man or grampa humanimal. wolves and dogs can breed humans and apes cannot.your problem is the same as most others like you. you have chosen not to believe what evidence is really out there and have chosen to believe in someone elses self claimed evidence.before you make any other such claims as but our ancestors are apes just like Wolfs & dogs please do an in deapth study of biology.cause this is just sad.

Heartbrokenbrad, Flyleaffans.com 45 Comments [8/22/2008 1:32:27 AM]
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Quote# 45507

...if I speed, I owe a fine and go to traffic court. The judge declared me guilty. I don't have money and should go to jail. Then the judge pulls out his wallet and pays the fine, because he's my dad and loves me.

I sin and deserve death. The law says so and the judge is just.

Mike Matney, Yahoo! Absurdity 26 Comments [8/22/2008 1:21:24 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 45508

[Are you a Christian - why or why not?]

I believe in God because :

All the thousand,billion stars in the sky didn't just happen to make themselves and generate their own power to keep them on course. Infants dont just teach themselves to cry when they are hungry or hurt. A small plant didnt just happen to have right right ingredients for us to extract digitails for sick hearts.Land didn't just happen tohave topsoil without nothing which would grow. The inexhaustible envelope of air,only 50 miles deep, and of exactly the right density to support human life, is that just another law of physics? I dont thnk so.

This things don't "Just happen" . It is more reasonable to believe that there is a supreme mind behind all of this, and the thousands of other forms of creation that exist.

What prevents lakes from freezing solid down to the bottom making it possible for fish to survive.Someone had to arrange for water to expand when it freezes.

None the less...I believe in God when I wake up in the morning and have the ability to love and accept love. I believe in God when I can open my eyes and see the wonderful things that He has given me. If I didn't, who would I have to thank for all these wonderful, beautiful things that go on in and around my life? Life is amazing, especially when you have been Blessed like I have.

God Bless You

Cindy2008, Yahoo Answers R&S 32 Comments [8/22/2008 1:21:04 AM]
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Submitted By: FundieBasher

Quote# 45528

Demons are most definitely real. Anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't watched enough TV programs about it. There are numerous cases of families being tormented by demons. These are ordinary families who have no reason to make up such stories. How would that benefit them when people like the flying pig guy will mock them? It is usually discovered later that some kind of Satanic cult had been at work in that location previously. Sometimes they find the actual thing that was used as the portal between the demon world and the earth, like a well or some kind of pit. I saw one story where it was a well back in the woods behind the house. The guy went back there and the demon appeared and he got possessed by it and had to get it excorcised out. Another case involved a deep shaft that was found in the basement of a building and they found that satanists had been doing demon summoning rituals down there in the past.
If you don't believe demons exist, you're just very ill-informed or you don't have sufficiently good judgment to tell when the evidence is overwhelming. It is not at all difficult to summon demons using magical spells, and then it is very hard to get rid of them. Think about it, if demon summoning never worked why would there be books about how to do it and why would those beliefs have persisted over the centuries? Somebody would have noticed that it never actually worked and people would stop even attempting it.
Look at this forum post I just found;

"This is my first time posting but a couple of years ago i bought a new house. It had heavy "malevolent" manifestation problems. We found the problem... a portal in the basement and sealed it. All ended until recently. A black mist now seeps around my basement and the portal is open. I fear that i can not protect my family. Please someone help me close this portal." http://www.mysticalwonders.org/group/about1685.html

What about THAT?

johnbrown1618, FFI 50 Comments [8/22/2008 1:15:25 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite

Quote# 45548

There have been occasions in Biblical history where God did test His servants by giving them a command which seemed immoral. The best example is God's command to Abraham to offer his son Issac as a burnt offering (Genesis 22). The story teaches us that we are to obey God in all things and trust that the judge of all the earth will do what is right (Genesis 18:25). So, hypothetically, if God did command us to kill homosexuals, the we would be obliged to obey Him.

ukchristian28, YouTube 40 Comments [8/22/2008 1:14:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 45535

Why do atheists deny that God is indeed the author of the 10 commandments?can YOU come up with ANYTHING like?
it?

"Honor your father and your mother..." "You shall not murder." "You shall not steal." "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" (Exodus 20:12-13,15,16). Those are just four of God's holy TEN COMMANDMENTS which He has made every person of mankind responsible to obey (Romans 3:19).

Atheists foolishly deny that God is the Author of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. They say that they were authored by a human. Some atheists even deny that the TEN COMMANDMENTS exist (Romans 2:14-15).

So, lets assume (in order to prove a point here) that atheists are right. If a human author them (and I speak as if insane), then we know for sure that no atheist, agnostic nor any other unbeliever had sense enough to author them.

Why is that so? Because atheists are OPPOSED to GOD and His Holy COMMANDMENTS. And again, some even say the TEN COMMANDMENTS don't exist. So if a human authored them, it was a person who had far more intelligence than any atheist, agnostic or unbeliever.

However, the deep wisdom contained in the TEN COMMANDMENTS is far beyond human capabilities. The deep wisdom and righteousness contained in them proves their Divine authorship.

Southern Cross, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [8/22/2008 12:14:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Catherine

Quote# 45550

When a high school senior told her principal that students were taunting her for being a lesbian, he told her homosexuality is wrong, outed her to her parents and ordered her to stay away from children.

He suspended some of her friends who expressed their outrage by wearing gay pride T-shirts and buttons at Ponce de Leon High School, according to court records. And he asked dozens of students whether they were gay or associated with gay students.

The American Civil Liberties Union successfully sued the district on behalf of a girl who protested against Principal David Davis, and a federal judge reprimanded Davis for conducting a "witch hunt" against gays. Davis was demoted, and school employees must now go through sensitivity training.
...
he problems began last fall when Davis, who did not return phone messages from The Associated Press, admonished the senior, who is identified only as "Jane Doe" in court records and whose friends say she doesn't want to talk about the experience.

The friends donned gay pride T-shirts and rainbow-colored clothing when they found out how Davis had treated her, and he questioned many of them about their sexuality and association with gay students. Some were suspended.

David Davis, NWF Daily News 25 Comments [8/22/2008 12:01:59 AM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 45442

This holocaust of the unborn will have grave repurcussions on the USA. G-d will not let this go unpunished. Who in the hell do we think we are-someone gave us the chance to live only to deny others life for our trivial convenience. Oh it's just a tissue. If left alone this tissue can become a living, breathing human being. The nerve, the audacity. Don't blame obama for the mass murders that have happened under every presidential administration even the current one.

meshachre, Aborted Angels 35 Comments [8/21/2008 10:22:21 PM]
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Quote# 45537

Design. That's evidence enough for that part, there's design everywhere. Let me ask you this, why do you think the law of gravity is so well calibrated that atoms don't rip themselves apart? Why is the cosmological constant, imagine if you could a ruler with one inch intervals stretching from one end of the known universe to the other end and imagine the inch in the center marked red and if that red marker is moved one inch higher or lower the universe would consist of pieces of matter no bigger than atoms, so fine tuned? You don't understand on how sharp of a raiser we stand.

spectersparten, Youtube 39 Comments [8/21/2008 8:44:21 PM]
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Submitted By: JustinHampel

Quote# 45509

Jesus did not die for our sins. He was killed by our sins. The wages of sin is death. When He took unto Himself our sins in a psychic act, He automatically had our sins as His. He could have died at the garden, but He had to be crucified so people will see Him die and His resurrection be believed. That act of psychic connection transcended time. Even now, if one only knows how, he can connect with Jesus and have the power to heal.

Bro.Dan, Yahoo! Absurdity 30 Comments [8/21/2008 8:43:04 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 45522

IM going to put my point of view in this ok THIS NATION WAS MADE UNDER GOD as the Pledge of Alegence says so if u dont like it KEEP IT TO UR SELF and if u really dont like it that much just go to a different country

Blake Cserhati, Facebook Pieces of Flair comments 49 Comments [8/21/2008 8:40:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Amanda

Quote# 45459

Curious......Where in the whole Bible does it contradict itself? If you have seen this I would love to know where cause I have read the whole thing and never have I seen it contradict itself.

WoWuser27, Youtube 49 Comments [8/21/2008 8:29:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Topaz_Witch