Quote# 45450

Not to be rude but your evidence is Crap. You can't say evolution is fact, because there is no one old enough to verify it. You can date all the rocks you want, but who says your method isn't flawed. We date rocks too, and come up with totally opposite numbers.


The concept of "Natural Selection" I can believe BUT let's talk about how the rock became the animal first, and then move on to Natural Selection. As for teaching my children that God and evolution can go hand in hand. That my friend will never happen. What is the point of teaching them to fear their maker and then tell them the universe came to be thru evolution. I might as well tell there is no God.

Beaner, YouDebate.com 40 Comments [8/21/2008 4:42:22 AM]
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Submitted By: PeterGriffin

Quote# 45497

(After being told repeatedly that no one can understand his gibberish)

LoneWolf1984:

You can't understand cause I'm talk about GOD's life.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 44 Comments [8/21/2008 4:39:28 AM]
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Quote# 45432

4TheLight:
More dellusion for the end times. I personally beleive bigfoots are real but have something to do with the nephilim. There are alot of accounts of people encountering these creatures around the same time they see ufo's.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven:
I am leaning towards what you are saying. It could be a nephilim hybrid or some kind of unholy creature. It makes me wonder what people are going to dig up next, you know? What about the loch ness monster; I think it could have survived the flood in certain parts of the world?

Dinosaurs and people were created at the same time, so it's not unthinkable.
What if it's the same animals, but they have survived for so long having been created before the curse struck the Earth? That may explain their rarity. I am very interested in what these "scientist" turn up. However, if it's a hoax, I won't be surprised in the least. Scientists have gone to unbelievable lengths to fabricate "evidence" for evolution, basically trying as hard as possible to keep God out and be accountable to Him.

After the rapture and Bema seat, I'll be sure to ask Jesus about all those weird creatures we people were curious about and what they really are. That would be pretty cool.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven and 4TheLight, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [8/21/2008 3:42:53 AM]
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Submitted By: lm

Quote# 45489

And as far as Darwin and his laughable doctrine of Evolution goes, I have three words— GOD IS GREAT!!! Evolution is all about chaos and random chance. But we live in a physical world that is ordered and complex. The little biological machines known as cells that make our bodies function have baffled evolutionists since the 1950s. Their complexity and the complexity of all creation spit squarely into Darwin's all seeing eye.

Matthew Dickens, Magnus (book) 49 Comments [8/21/2008 2:17:58 AM]
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Quote# 45405

gradkiss, the main laws not to break are God`s laws-for that he will surely punish. The earth is only about 6000 years old, give or take a few. MY bro the scientist says that we are only in a warming cycle of the earth, and that there is no such thing as "global warming", notwithstanding, during the plagues, God will give the sun power to scorch men with fire, but that is still future. Volcanoes belch out more noxious gas and smoke, and change the earth`s weather more than many cities can-and how many are currently erupting worldwide-someone wrote 90, I read the other day? But that is an act of God, just like the sunspots are the act of God, which warm the waters of the Atlantic and the Carribean, during the hurricane season. As I`ve said before, and said to my president of the Sierra Club in one of the western states, and my bro in law:"it is global sinning", "and not global warning" which is causing the upheaval of nature. (He has`nt sopken to me since)

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the dinosaurs were all drowned in the Flood of Noah, about 4500 years ago. None of those creatures which were amalgamated by evil men, who knew how to manipulate and cross-breed animals, because men in those days lived to be nearly 1000 years old), none of those creatures were saved in Noah`s ark.

mrpaul472002, The Conservative Voice 56 Comments [8/20/2008 11:07:04 PM]
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Submitted By: demodocos

Quote# 45382

Personally, I'd like to thank bi-sexual men (Yes, intravenous drug users, too.) for their role, however trivial it may seem to some, in helping make AIDS a serious hetersexual concern. Thanks guys.

Rahjaah, plentyoffish 44 Comments [8/20/2008 10:49:55 PM]
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Quote# 45376

I hate the argument that
"evolution is right so god doesn't exist and the universe was created just by mere chance."

Honestly, do you really think that all of this happened by chance? You're just believing in the line of thought that schools have been feeding you since elementary school. The government doesn't want you having your own way of thinking so they feed you junk like telling you about the scientific method, and, that evolution is right, and that there are no other plausible reasons for us having become the way we have become. We did not evolve from a mere organism into a super-being by chance! We are more dominant than all the other animals. We have free will. God exists. Without a God existing there would have been no force powerful enough to cause the big-bang. The universe did not come from emptiness. And, we can't have evolved this way just by mere chance, without it being the will of some other divine force in the universe allowing us to be the most powerful species on the universe!

See? You've already bought into that evolution propaganda that the government has put in school text-books. Don't you know that evolution was used by white extremests who wanted to prove that whites were superior to those of other races? Don't you know that the theory of evolution was used to try to prove that men were superior to women? And earlier on nobels were probably trying to use it to prove themselves superior to the common people!

You are free. You are blinding yourself with text-book talk. Look into yourself and ask you if you really believe we evolved the way we evolved in to adapt to environment. Now, take a look at a few good history books and you'll see why we came to be how we really are because of our history, and not some evolution theory crap.

Mega man Forever, GameFaqs 40 Comments [8/20/2008 10:45:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic

Quote# 45341

The Old Testament has one advantage over the New. Its Hebrew words are the words of the Holy Spirit and all knowledge of Hebrew starts with the Hebrew Bible. It is the fountain head of that language; and there is no previous Hebrew literature behind it.
But when we come to the New Testament, the case is entirely different. Here, the Holy Spirit takes up human words which had been used among the Greeks for centuries, and had already acquired senses,and meanings, and usages; human in their development as they were human in their origin.
It is this that marks the great difference between the languages of the Old and New Testaments. Not only the difference between the two languages, as such; but the difference, also, as to their origin.
The Hebrew is, in this respect, Divine in its origin ; the Greek is human. In the former case the Holy Spirit uses His own words in which to express His own revelation. In the latter case-He takes human words, words pertaining to the earth. He uses " the tongues of men" and not " of angels "

Tom Ballinger, Heaven Dwellers 46 Comments [8/20/2008 10:37:31 PM]
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Quote# 45387

(Replying to:I was reading around online tonight and I read that Jews don't believe in hell...Is this true???)

Traditionally, Judaism taught eternal punishment for the unrighteous (Daniel 12:2). However, modern Judaism teaches a lot of doctrinal error, a lot of extra biblical nonsense to uphold tradition and some sects teach the Kabbalah (which is basically a form of witchcraft), not surprising as it is a false religion since it has rejected it's Messiah. The religion goes to great lengths to interpret out passages in the OT that traditionally were regarded as Messianic prophecies to separate itself from Christianity and avoid acknowledging Jesus as Messiah.

TomSki, RaptureReady 45 Comments [8/20/2008 10:37:06 PM]
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Quote# 45391

[Crapture Ready creates a brand new sub-forum for the "Gog/Magog" prophecy]

The Coming War of Gog and Magog. Ezekiel 38 through 39 tells of a future invasion of Israel by a vast coalition of nations that surround it. As we read the headlines in the newspapers, and witness the conflict in the Middle East, it's not hard to imagine that this invasion prophesied over 2600 years ago, could be fulfilled in our lifetime.

Rapture Ready, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [8/20/2008 10:36:12 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45431

(The whole thread where this is found is made of enriched, industrial-grade, 100% pure "WTF!?")

Their are some important thing's to remember when talking of Demon's.
Demon's are not to be confused with fallen angel's.
let me give an example.

When the Lord cast the Demon's out of the man at the tomb's.
The Demon's begged him to allow them to go into a heard of pig's.
Why?
Because their is some desperate need for demon's to have a host body to inhabit.
Fallen angel's have no such problem.

we see the Princes of Persia and Greece (fallen angel's) in combat with the forces of Michael.
they couldn't do this if they were needing body's.

The angel's that followed Lucifer in his fall I beleive are the ones
posing as alien's and Piloting these strange flying machines "that do exist"by the way and also seem to be inter dimensional.
As much technology as man has.
It's not to much of a stretch to Imagine that The Host of Fallen angel's and Satan have Immense Technology of their own.

The Demon's Are something else tho.
It's possible that they are from the time Before the first judgment of God apon the sinful world that took place somewhere between the first two verses of Genesis.
Long before Adam was created.
Possibly even a pre Adamite race of man or some other Noble creature that was made Lower than the Angels so that when they sinned against God they became Mortal.

These are very possibly the beings that are released into the air when the waters were lifted up on the second day of restoration.
Hence the Lord withheld his approval by not declaring it to be very good.

turtle, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [8/20/2008 10:36:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Savina

Quote# 45415

"That observation is evidence."

When did someone last observe the universe exploding into existence from out of nothingness?

How about bacteria reinventing itself and transforming into a _________ (pick your favorite species)...

Oops I almost forgot, this supposedly takes millions and billions of years to take place making OBSERVATION impossible...

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but doesn't that invalidate your theory according to your own criteria?

GospelPete, Youtube 34 Comments [8/20/2008 10:35:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Freboy

Quote# 45419

Our message is very simple, and rings true in the ears of God's servants -- America is taking a blood bath in Iraq (and elsewhere) because America is busily persecuting WBC for preaching the Word of God to this evil nation of perverts. God hates America. her end is near, and approaching fast.

For 16 years we have warned you -- on a daily basis, on the streets of some 460 cities in all 50 states: America needs the message of Westboro Baptist Church -- "God Hates Fags (and ramifications thereof)" -- more than she needs air to breathe, food to eat, and water to drink.

Meanwhile, America finalized the deal whereby she sold her soul to the sodomites -- following the example of Sodom, the seven nations of the Canaanites, ancient Israel, and all the doomed empires of the past, by decriminalizing and forcing people to respect those beasts which God calls an abomination Johnson v. Texas did that, and you so-called Christians were too busy villifying us to do anything about it. There is no possibility of relief from this wrath, because sodomites and their enablers -- by definition -- are incapable of repenting, since they are proud of their sins, indeed won't admit it is a sin. Therefore they are wholly given up by God.

Ancient Israel ignored God's warning about following the perversions of the doomed sodomite Canaanites -- and Israel also perished. That warning is found at Leviticus 18:24-28, to wit: "Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things (sodomy, incest, adultery, bestiality); for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you...That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you." Even as God today -- through Westboro Baptist Church -- warns America.

And, as Christ warned doomed Jerusalem, even so WBC warns doomed America: "O America, America, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee,(translate: thou that persecutest WBC) how often would I have agthered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not! Behold, your house is left unto you desolate" (Matt. 23:37-38).

Westboro Baptist Church, GodHatesAmerica 56 Comments [8/20/2008 10:33:21 PM]
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Quote# 45433

True Christians don't whine about others criticizing them.

BornAgain123, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [8/20/2008 10:33:20 PM]
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Quote# 45435

[dicussing what the name of San Fransisco should be]


I'm not sure it matters what a city is called.

If you want a new city name - how about Sodom and Gemorah?

felixthecat, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [8/20/2008 10:33:18 PM]
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Quote# 45417

Anyway, pagans are everywhere, you just don't know who might or might not be. Heck, Churchill was suspected of being a closet druid.

Coming from about a decade in the world, I really know too much that I wish I didn't know about that life style. But, I do and maybe my experiences can be useful to others wanting to leave that world or even go into it. Believe, it is very difficult to get out of.

One thing that could be worth trying is to remove Wicca from the US military chaplain's manual as a legit religion. Another would be to take the pentagram off grave crosses of pagans buried in Arlington National Cemetery. I'm sure that those also show up at other national cemeteries as well. It's just so wrong to see the pentagram on a head stone:

FrankBeMe, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [8/20/2008 10:07:20 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 45397

Intelligent design is just a cop-out and a ploy to gain converts to evolution from Bible believing truth seekers.

Bimpster, Yahoo! Answers 44 Comments [8/20/2008 10:01:38 PM]
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Submitted By: PeterGriffin

Quote# 45438

Speaking of questions related to the unicorn, there are many folks out there that would raise doubts about this animal even though every word in this chapter came out of the mouth of God. Most of the translators wave the magic wand and transform the unicorn into a wild ox. This, of course, is done through unbelief. They don’t believe that there is such an animal as a unicorn. In addition, that horn is said to be exalted in Psalm 92:10. To me that indicates a straight horn that points up and not a couple of curved horns.

Karl Lohman, www.learnthebible.org 24 Comments [8/20/2008 10:00:10 PM]
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Quote# 45427

Originally Posted by evjr View Post
I guess the real question is... Is he a Christian? That's what really matters...

Indeed! If he's an atheist he might use his fame to indoctrinate people into not believing in God! As a result, we shouldn't praise those who aren't Christians!

KingKittan, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [8/20/2008 9:58:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank

Quote# 45531

"Really, what do scientists have that Heartland Americans don’t? They have a fancy-pants degree that was approved by someone else with a fancy-pants degree, and the chain typically ends with a crooked politician that wants to advance his own heinous agenda. Scientists try to justify assault on religion by telling us that our grandparents were monkeys, our great-grandparents were clams, and our great-great grandparents were parameciums. It’s much easier to convince hard-working people to fund food stamps if they’re convinced that their ancestors were pond scum. It’s much easier for Stalin to murder his opponents if the population is convinced that we are drawn to a stupid ball of fire. It’s much easier for Democrats to justify murder of the unborn and Jews if the public is convinced of the relative concept of a ‘curvature of space’. It’s much easier for felons to avoid the death penalty if you convince the legal system that the world is a sphere."

Ixion/Bob Corker, Calvinists 4 Conservatism 68 Comments [8/20/2008 9:57:13 PM]
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Quote# 45529

[On the Supreme Court of California ruling that doctors cannot withhold medical treatment from homosexuals]

California is more of a theocracy than it was last week. Only the religion involved is atheism, who are usually the most militant of religious fanatics. These lesbians could have much easier found another clinic, but chose instead to force their religious beliefs on these doctors using the court system in a crazy state. California is the most intolerant state in the country while preaching tolerance to others. That is the real hypocracy.

pnewton, Catholic Answers Forums 49 Comments [8/20/2008 9:51:03 PM]
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Quote# 45359

[Submitted for the Shiny Mirror award.]

An earlier statement, from the same thread:
"I don't worship a book, I worship God!.. oh, and Satan did all the killing in the bible, not God. all God does is remove the protection, and then Satan moves in for the kill."

[If someone comes to assault, rape and murder you, and your mother says "well, I'll just get out of the way, then", even though she has the power (we'll say she's armed) and the legal right to defend you, is she still a good person? I'm saying this assuming you consider your mother a good person in the first place.]

"if my mother allowed that, then she is nothing but a cold-blooded murderer, and should be put to death."

XenoNinja, FSTDT 22 Comments [8/20/2008 9:46:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Typhon

Quote# 45372

Lol, nice pic fraterblp. A question to you, have you ever been confronted by an evolutionist or evolutionist teaching that speaks of the comparison of cromosomes betwean us and the great apes, which the great ape has 48 and we have 46? I know I have, there's a funny thing about that, cromosomes do not show common ancestor, the reason why is this, a tobaco leaf also has 48 cromosomes. lol, so to and evolutionist, they can't tell the difference betwean a tobaco leaf and an ape. A kidney bean, a red oak, and an opposome all have 22 so I gues we got some triplets there, chikens and dogs have 78 so they are twins. lol. I simply wanted to state this because it is so silly sometimes what evolutionists will say God bless their souls.

specterspartan, Christian Forums 30 Comments [8/20/2008 9:36:02 PM]
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Quote# 45420

(after being charged with corruption of minors)

It is a sad day once again as we see the corruption of this world and the media. I have spent the last 7 days with our military soldiers and hear from them also of the lack of truth presented by the media. So much false information has been broadcasted and televised concerning charges and accusations against me. Things have been said that I have never said and accusations made that are simply not true. While this has been a direct attack on myself I believe it has really been a direct attack against the truth that I preach and stand for. This world hates Jesus Christ and any servant of His and is seeking to destroy the truth of God's Word. Once again we have seen the corruption of our media and its worldly sources. This country did have a motto that a person was innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. Unfortunately you are now guilty before the evidence is even presented. You are destroyed before the truth is known. This is a case that shows the horrible condition of our country and the open hatred toward our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, and those men of God who still stand preaching the salvation of Jesus Christ. I cannot change how you feel about all the false information presented and reported about me, but I can say once again it is false, and that this will not stop me from continuing to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Scott Snyder, Adult Christianity TM 25 Comments [8/20/2008 8:31:59 PM]
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Quote# 45410

[offering advice to children]

Does your mom or dad scream or curse a lot? Just say,

IN THE NAME OF JESUS I BIND UP ALL THE SCREAMING AND CURSING DEMONS IN MY DAD/MOM.

Similar Warfare Prayers can be said for any problem. Remember that you must really be Saved, and your lifestyle should show it.

Are you abused? Look them right in the eye, and out loud say,

IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I BIND UP ALL YOUR DEMONS, AND PUT THEM IN THE BOX.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 68 Comments [8/20/2008 8:17:47 PM]
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