Quote# 45324

Darwinian evolutionists dismiss catastrophism, because it conflicts at the most fundamental level with the assumptions necessary to support the speculative hypothesis of evolution.

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Evolution thus could not have occurred as hypothesized had there been any major catastrophes ... that wiped out life forms as the carriers of the DNA digital files. If that happens, then evolution ... would have to start all over from square one and create vast new chains of gradually increased digital information in the DNA molecules, added by chance mutations.

Thomas E. Brewton, The Conservative Voice 44 Comments [8/19/2008 7:26:23 AM]
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Quote# 45307

How sad! How tragic! According to the Bible, Pope John Paul II went straight to burn in hell-fire on April 2nd, 2005. Jesus clearly stated in John 3:3...

"Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

The Pope NEVER spoke of being "born-again." The Pope NEVER made any public profession of faith ALONE in Jesus Christ. On the contrary, Pope John Paul II placed his faith in the traditions and manmade doctrines of the Catholic religion. There is NOTHING in the King James Bible (or the Catholic Bible) about keeping the Seven Sacraments to get to heaven...nothing! There is NOTHING in the Word of God about the Immaculate Conception of Mary. There is NOTHING in the Bible about the Rosary or praying to God through Mary. There is nothing in the Bible about priests being celibate. Matthew 23:9 outright forbids calling any priest "Father." So why do Catholics do it?...because they are being taught the commandments of men.....

No one goes to hell unless he or she chooses to go there ("And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life" -John 5:40). All you have to do to go to hell is "nothing." If you don't get born-again, you are automatically going to hell....

Jesus-Is-Savior, Jesus-is-Savior 49 Comments [8/19/2008 6:13:29 AM]
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Quote# 45283

Here's an overview of the culture war and the pitched battle for the soul of America:
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LIBERAL: "Human nature is inherently good! It is the social conditions [AKA Capitalism] that make people do bad things; and it is up to the *State* and the *Government*[AKA Socialism] to redeem mankind by changing the social conditions."

CONSERVATIVE: "Human nature is fallen from grace [statistically oriented toward disorder] and in need of redemption by God, not government. The only legitimate excuse that government has for existing in the first place is to protect the unalienable rights we derive from God."

LIBERAL: "God? Which god? Whose god?"

CONSERVATIVE: "The Creator of the universe."

LIBERAL: "No such thing! We enjoy a gratuitous, carefree and gay existence in an indeterminate universe in which there is no God, there are no absolutes, everything is relative and anything goes -- as long as you don't hurt anyone's feelings."

CONSERVATIVE: "We live in a rational universe created by a rational God who alone determines right and wrong."

LIBERAL: "Phooey! Right and wrong are situational, socially construed, and depend on one's point of view -- one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. You need to tone down your bigoted and homophobic hate speech."

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Take your pick.

Vince, Topix 86 Comments [8/19/2008 5:42:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 45317

We don't BASH Catholics on this site. That is an unfair statement.

We show that Catholic doctrine is false doctrine.

Sing4Him, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [8/19/2008 5:39:45 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45314

(On why one-piece swimsuits are appropriate but a two-piece is not)

I heard Jason Evert speak once and he explained that the belly button is the "window to the womb", a most sacred part of a woman's body, and therefore should be protected. He also drew an analogy between the "veil" that protects the Body of Christ in the tabernacle and clothing as a veil for the belly button.

KathyA, catholic answers forum 72 Comments [8/19/2008 5:36:15 AM]
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Quote# 45398

This is what I think of darwin and his theory:

(_o_) *ppppppppppbbbbbbbttttttttttt*

(that was supposed to be a fart in case you evolutionists didn't get that)

Darwinhasfartypants, Pharyngula 70 Comments [8/19/2008 4:51:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 45329

I was completely anti-teletubbies.... then one day my son saw it and fell in love with them. I didn't like it, but he wouldn't stop talking about them, so I figured "Why not? What harm could it possibly do"? Well he's been watching the show for about 2 weeks now. He is only 2 1/2, and his vocabulary is outstanding. Lately, I've noticed that he is starting to babble. For example, when he doesn't want to do something I tell him, he says something like "No ca cow"! (he used to just say no, don't like it) I always believed that the rumors that the teletubbies promoted homosexuality, and that was confirmed for me today. My son wanted to play teletubbies games on sprout.com, and I found one called "dirty knees"... the whole game was to clean the teletubbies dirty knees. As of today, I will no longer let my son watch this show, no matter how badly he cries. I really believe that it's affecting his vocabulary and I also believe it promotes and encourages homosexuality. What are your thoughts?

munkees81, Yahoo! Answers 49 Comments [8/19/2008 4:48:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 45298

We have a sign over the entrance doors in our home that says, "Whoever enters this home is covered with the Blood of JESUS". Sounds weird, you say! Well, one experience that Elizabeth had will show you that there is power in those words. Some years ago she worked in an office that was on the main street in Meridian, Mississippi. Meridian had several people that walked the streets of Meridian asking for handouts. There were a few that, from their actions and appearances, had insanity demons. Well, some of these insane people would just walk in her office. She was the secretary/receptionist and worked in the front office. They would come in for no reason and seemingly cause no harm. They would ask for money or coffee, etc. She put one of these notes over the doorway. No one could see it, but it was there. After placing that note over the door those same people stopped coming into her office. They would come to the door and open it but they would not come through the door. Soon all of them stopped coming in. Praise the Lord!

Stan Madrak, Demonbuster 45 Comments [8/19/2008 4:43:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 45322

(on Ellen DeGeneres' wedding to Portia DeRossi)

So sad. Especially for Portia, who is a real woman. Who knows what abuse and pain she felt in her childhood that would make her think this was the way out. And shame on her mother. I'm sure her heart is breaking, but she stills sells her daughter to an old pedophile for 40 pieces of silver. Tragedy.

(The comments are filled with fail)

Janet, Zap2it 46 Comments [8/19/2008 3:19:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: martha p.

Quote# 45312

It must be very scary!!!?
I kept hearing that a woman is scared of me, not physically, not emotionally, not psychologically, since I am not a stalker or abuser.

I wondered….and I kept wondering. It finally came to me.

She is scared because I can look into her eyes and see her soul.

Not what she writes, not what she pretends to be, not what she says, but I can see the true person behind those curtains that she hides behind.

What is you thought. Can someone see a persons soul?

zonneschijn, Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [8/19/2008 2:01:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Catherine

Quote# 45315

Secular UFOlogists have concluded that the "aliens' behave much like the demons of the Bible.

Also, there have been attempted abductions that have been stopped because of the abductee calls out the name of Jesus.

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [8/19/2008 1:32:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45286

Although we all want to go home, we should also want as many souls to go home with us!
Instead of praying for peace, I pray God will use wars, etc. to bring more people to Him.

rodyshusband, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [8/19/2008 1:30:25 AM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45313

Amen. Lennon's musical success sure took him far - right into the jaws of hell. I'd imagine Lennon's in the darkest part of hell, because the Communist regime that he founded led millions of people into secular atheism.

MessianicServant, FSTDT 69 Comments [8/19/2008 1:00:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Brightside

Quote# 45280

[On the story of Noah's flood]

The bible says he brought every basic kind.
So now we have to define what is a "kind."
Well, any booger-picking moron can tell that a dog is a dog is a dog and it's not a banana.

VenomFangX, YouTube 54 Comments [8/18/2008 11:32:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 45306

In response to your ignorant statement "Uh, Mao & Stalin were communists, idiot. There's IS a difference."

They were communists AND ATHEISTS. Atheists are the most vile and violent people on our earth are both - they, not Christians, hold the records for most killing. Even Hitler abandoned God, sold art, went vegetarian and killed Christians.

I answer you yet you have 0 answers to fascism!

Demand a refund on your EDU; you are too stupid to debate Republicans.

MoBushin04, YouTube 52 Comments [8/18/2008 11:26:04 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 45287

Do any Christians today still boycott the Beatles because John Lennon said they were more famous than Jesus?

Answer : a boycott wasn't necessary, remember he was shot by his own fan. I dare say he regrets that commit every moment of his existence now.

I Believe !, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [8/18/2008 10:43:50 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 45285

Hello all! How to discribe myself. Well, I am a charasmatic christian with a severe hatred for witchcraft.

I lost my wife in a conflict with a woman that was a high preistess of goddess worship. Before the conflict was over, 70+ people were sent to prison where many of them died. An addition 30+ individuals were dishonorably discharged from the Air Force.

adam, Myspace 77 Comments [8/18/2008 10:41:08 PM]
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Quote# 45272

Ida Olivarez's commendation of the Caller-Times ("Banish bigotry," Aug. 10) is evidence of tolerance run amok. She smiles at two homosexuals getting "wed." She would no doubt consider her expression one of love for all mankind.

I would like to ask Olivarez if she has the same intolerance for the stripe down the center of the highway. That stripe isn't there because the highway department is full of "hatred, bigotry and judgement." It's there to keep people from getting hit head-on when straying from their side of the road. God has drawn a stripe down the highway of our sexual lives. If we didn't cross that line, there would be no STD's, abortions, or children with two mommies. There would be fewer psychiatrists, more empty hospital beds, lower rates of AIDS, higher productivity in business, lower insurance costs and fewer broken families. What part of that picture suggests God's hatred to you?

Anson R. Nash, Jr., Caller Times Letters to the Editor 50 Comments [8/18/2008 10:29:48 PM]
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Submitted By: greybeard the pirate

Quote# 45279

Yes, it's unreasonable to assume that atheism does not just happen. Scientific evidence and logical reasoning are not sufficient to give rise to atheism. Some event must have caused atheism such as; abusive upbringing, use of antidepressants, partial insanity, certain additives and toxins in food such at BT, ERDA, amoxicilin and other substances known to contribute to improper executive function of the human brain.
These are all neutral cases that show the causation of atheism and prove it is a consequence of mental deficiency.

Justintsmiths, conservapedia 56 Comments [8/18/2008 10:27:25 PM]
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Quote# 45301

We look at it like this: We tell our little children who believe their parents completely that there is a Santa, when there is not, that there is a tooth fairy, easter bunny, *add fairy tales of choice here* and then we also tell them that God gave His son who died and came back to life! So believe believe believe!
As they get older the fairy tales fall away one by one. As we see it, we just refuse to even let the true history of Christ even near the catagory of unseen wonderful beings that they one day find out and discover were lies.

funmudder, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [8/18/2008 10:24:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 45268

I sure hope the Lord comes back very, very soon - from what I see of so many teens and young people these days, I fear for the future of society. Seems they think it's all about them, have no concern or consideration for anyone else, and certainly have no common sense.

First we had the creepy Burger King character, then his obnoxious "son" who kicks him in the shins. Now in a public relations nightmare comes a real-life video of a Burger King employee from Ohio (who goes by the very apropos name of "Mr. Unstable") TAKING A BUBBLE BATH IN THE SINK IN THE FOOD PREP AREA!!!!! Even more amazingly, none of his co-workers found anything wrong with this! What on earth is wrong with these people??? And what kind of "manager" would even hire a freaky looking person like this???

abidingvine, RaptureReady 40 Comments [8/18/2008 10:09:47 PM]
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Quote# 45266

I dont know alot of this subject but I had some neighbors that moved in a couple of years back, they seemed nice, but after a small get together, we found out they was Pagan. We told then we are Christian. Well, they didnt come to get togethers much after that. Im sure it was a spiritual thing. I read on them & its basically witchcraft it sounded like. Well they moved a few months later.

kcaskew, RaptureReady 31 Comments [8/18/2008 10:04:15 PM]
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Quote# 45039

[In response to "is it wrong for a christian to masturbate?"]

Jesus answered very politely. He said that if you so much as even LOOK at a woman (with sexual desires - aka lust), then you're already guilty of adultery.

But in the very NEXT verse, he said that if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out. So, what does the eye have to do with LOOKING at a woman with lust in your heart?

But then, in the very NEXT verse, he went on to say that if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. Again I ask, what does your hand have ANY thing to do with what you're looking at, if you're looking at a woman with sexual desires? This readily applies to pornography.

no1home2day, Yahoo! Absurdity 55 Comments [8/18/2008 9:34:09 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 45288

I have cried throughout these entire Olympics! I'm a crier in general, yes, but nothing like I've been doing watching the event this time. I think I'm crying because all I can think of is "Is this the last Olympics?" I keep hearing all the athletes talk of the next games and what their goals are, etc. and all I can think is, I don't believe their will be another. I think things will be so bad in 2012 that there will no way be any games of any kind.

Has anyone else had these feelings watching these games?

Maribeth, RR 49 Comments [8/18/2008 8:54:23 PM]
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Quote# 45260

The case of the talking parrot

1. How are birds able to speak?

As a rule, as the basic intelligence of birds is extremely limited (i.e. limited to fulfilling its basic instincts of hunger, sleep, sex and fear), it is impossible for birds to achieve the feat of talking and acquiring an extensive vocabulary. The ability to speak in birds is either because it is affected or possessed by a ghost (demon, devil, negative energy, etc.) or because the bird is a devolved human being. That means it was a human being in its past life.

A human being can be devolved to be born into a lower species either because of his own wish or if he has excess demerits or cursed by a spiritually evolved person. In fact Spiritual research has revealed that 30% of animals are devolved humans.

2. Why would a spiritually evolved human being wish to take birth in a lower species?

A spiritually evolved being can opt to take birth in the animal or bird species out of his own free will to pursue his spiritual practice undisturbed by the distractions faced in a human birth. It is possible for spiritually evolved beings to carry on spiritual practice even when in the animal or bird species because 98% spiritual practice is subtle and internal to the person, i.e. not in terms of any tangible actions. When a spiritually evolved being takes birth in a lower species, it is up to him to also decide when to end that existence.

A person could also be born into a lower species as a result of a curse or as punishment for his intense demerits.

Unknown, The Spiritual Science and Research Foundation 45 Comments [8/18/2008 8:48:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Larty