Quote# 45040

[in a thread about banning "earthquake-doom" threads]

You know...I've really learned to love the earthquakes. The more the better. It means we are closer to Jesus' return with each day.

Bring 'em on!

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [8/16/2008 7:39:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 45002

The Earth is accelerating upwards at 1g (9.8m/s^2) along with every star, sun and moon in the universe. This produces the same effect as gravity.

godworkshere, YouYube comments 49 Comments [8/16/2008 5:58:24 PM]
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Submitted By: theTambo

Quote# 45017

I can see it now. America helps Georgia- Russia takes out America- Russia goes after Israel-God takes out Russia- The European Union becomes the new superpower that nobody would dare go against.

I would say it is time to go home now.

Penguin, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [8/16/2008 5:55:24 PM]
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Quote# 45155

The Joker is, of course, not responsible for his rampage of villainy and malfeasance. One must always understand that a bad daddy is the one responsible for his adult son's evil choices since the victim of a dysfunctional home never has a mind of his own. At least that is apparently what the Spocks and Frueds want us to believe.

By the way, Benjamin Spock, who died on March 16, 1998, admitted he was wrong. He said We have reared a generation of brats. Parents aren't firm enough with their children ... We didn't realize until it was too late how our know-it-all attitude was undermining the self-assurance of parents. Maybe God is more right than Spock was after all. 'Spare the rod, spoil the child', 'beat him with the rod' [Prov. 23:14] and all that.

CAP Alert, CAP Alert--The Dark Knight 33 Comments [8/16/2008 5:52:28 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 45208

[on the sasquatch supposedly discovered]

More dellusion for the end times. I personally beleive bigfoots are real but have something to do with the nephilim. There are alot of accounts of people encountering these creatures around the same time they see ufo's.

4TheLight, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/16/2008 5:51:32 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 45022

[After I disagreed with him that Obama was a communist muslim, and stated that I had seen him with the 'Obama turban' picture as an avatar]

I think this thread is valuable. Semo and Machiavelli have provided great insight into the difference between a liberal and a conservative. A brief general summary (but by no means complete list) is:

Conservatives like facts. Conservatives use facts to build and support arguments. Liberals consider facts to be annoying and irrelevant.

Conservatives judge people according to their ideas and actions. Liberals judge people according to skin color.

Conservatives don't care about skin color. Liberals seem obsessed with skin color and bring it up regularly even when it has nothing to do with the subject.

Conservatives like to understand. Liberals like to muddy conversation with non-sequiturs and rambling so nothing can be understood. This is then presented as "Intellectualism."

Semo and Machiavelli.... Thank you for helping clarify these differences so well.

Scapegoat, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [8/16/2008 5:50:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Machiavelli

Quote# 45207

Rather than bulletproof bras, the females should all be sent home to mind their husband's home and kitchen.

bobx23456, Female police officers 'should get bulletproof bras' 47 Comments [8/16/2008 5:49:25 PM]
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Quote# 45140

"As I grow in the love of Jesus, it appears that my mind is expanding spiritually as well as I read His awesome Word. A lot of shows that I once watched I no longer care for, especially if they are in conflict with the Truth and beliefs. For instance, I no longer enjoy watching Will and Grace because I realize now that it is glorifying homosexuality and the like. A lot of shows in America do that. I no longer care to compromise my faith. And even though I may stumble along the way, I thank God for His Holy Spirit that whispers to me, reminding me what is good and lovely what is righteous and holy and what is not. He has opened my eyes. "

Monique Desir, Kjos Ministries 17 Comments [8/16/2008 5:46:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Haeron

Quote# 45059

[In response to the court ruling that the University of California will not accept high school course credits in science from a class that uses a science text book describing the Bible as infallible and rejects evolution.]

Ya --- and the Californians probably wonder why they have so many wild fires, earthquakes, mudslides, murders, and crooked politicians.

AV1611Vet, Christian Forums 33 Comments [8/16/2008 5:35:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Astroweezer

Quote# 45066

I have this picture in my head of all the die hard Evo's out there on their knees worshiping a Darwinian statue. Come on you know you have bowed to the god of science, that is and will forever be changing. Don't you realize where it ends...?

Why not put your faith in something that has a proven track record of never changing, the Bible.

brianb, Ray Comfort's blog 51 Comments [8/16/2008 4:19:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 45071

I need the fear of hell to tel me what is right or wrong or to do right cuase of it No i do it cuase i beleive in the Bible wich makes far more since than a big bang theory that made the sun moon for light stars air to breath, animals and humans with the abilty of intelingence and emotions to know right and wrong. The odds of that hapening by chance is more than imposible canot hapen.But not imposible if there is a creater (God)If hel scares you enough to somehow beleive in evolution that is sad

goldnewizeagle, Youtube 32 Comments [8/16/2008 4:16:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Mjustin

Quote# 45029

Sweetie, there is a difference. I can't speak for everyone but when you sin, a Christian knows to ask for forgiveness and to repent. I don't know what atheists do when they sin, but there is a difference between sinning for the hell of it and sinning and asking for forgiveness and repentance.

[Ha ha...oh, the irony!]

Super C, Yahoo Answers 27 Comments [8/16/2008 4:12:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 45073

Doesn't the Texas Polygamy Cult show Separation of Church and State is a farce?
If atheists/secularists really believe in "Separation of Church and State" then everyone who is "religious" (i.e. the LDS polygamy cult) should be free from state prosecution. Logically, if you are separating the church from the state then you are also separating the state from the church.

Otherwise you are merely subjugating the church to the state...which is actually what "Separation of Church and State" is...its a one-way separation. Its a farce.

Nowhere in the Constitution does the phrase "Separation of Church and State" appear. The Constitution simply says Congress cannot establish religion.

In order to argue "Separation of Church and State," you must interpret both words "Congress" and "establish" metaphorically.

However, all the atheists/secularists I've seen are celebrating the potential prosecution of the LDS group. Why?

Because "Separation" is a farce, crafted and promulgated by people with no respect for truth?

Atheists, your hypocrisy is showing.

Aztec276, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [8/16/2008 3:24:04 PM]
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Quote# 45167

(WTF??)


Post subject: Demons ..sex..incubus

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I was reading a post on this matter,,,my personal experience (and it is personal but will share because it is the reality of it) was as bizzarre as it sounds,,this person (who I know is a witch now) I chatted to on the internet had actually had a sex act with me while I was sitting at the computer,,in MY home and he was at his computer at HIS home,,,I am not sure exactlly what it was or where it came from,,but I know he was in control of the act,,,He got some type of pleasure out of it,,but no,,it is not physical...it feels physical,,but is is what they call :holy sex"" (hmm) because in the spiritual rhelm the demon behind the act is getting the pleasure and he the man in the flesh was a "watcher" and a perverse man,,,and wanted "highly perverse" sexual acts over the internet..which HE within I believe had a Incubus or Sucubus,,I am unsure,,,anyways,,to answer the question,,it is an uncontrolled sex ect upon you you "feel" in the flesh,,,yes you feel the whole act eventhough noone is there,,but the sexual experience is MORE intense then anything or anyone can ever give in the human sense,,thats why alot do NOT go back ..the demonic force beind the act is a act so inconcievable in the human mind it is hard to describe,, it is more then i like to say an orgasmic experience,,it can last for hours upon hours.. and pleasure wise you cannot experience it in the human flesh,,but the feeling is there,,,it is the same feeling as the presence of someone being around you...but having a supernatural sex act with you and they are not even there,,
anyways,,I know it is personal..but mine was from a satanic warlock and he got power and pleasure as a "watcher" as he controlled me and the sexual act,,he also was being controlled by a higher power if he didnt do this act HE would get punished but to gain power he did the act..and I HAD to accept it so "I" wouldnt get punished..
sounds like alot,,,but those who asked,,and never experienced it..I hope this helps..
Yes Demons...satanist..witches...incubus...all can have spiritual sex with you...not in the physical sense eventhough it is above and beyond the human normal sex act it is definitely of the spiritual rhelm..and you can feel yes everything going on,.it is more like heat and your body responds physically to the act eventhough it comes in the spiritual rhelm.
whew,,I hop this helps.
Oh but NEVER EVER EVER EVER accept ANY Oath or Vow to get this act,,it is a trick and a scheme the enemy uses to lure you into something you wish you never accepted.
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Praise God he is mighty and ever so more powerful!!!

Gabby247771, Ministering Deliverance 40 Comments [8/16/2008 3:23:57 PM]
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Quote# 45143

(Fundie up in arms about a Pagan Pride festival. Damn that Freedom of Religion! I'm also not sure what's up with the "DeJesus Fund" thing - he/she thinks obviously thinks it's something disrespectful to Christianity, but I believe "DeJesus" is just a surname...)

So it makes sense to have a "DeJesus Fund" but of course they are being "tolerant" and not showing any discrimination as they seek to erase Jesus.

I have never ever seen anything like this posted in the paper as "typical news". They are trying to mainstream this "religious" belief. There are so many other newsworthy items that were NOT posted. I find this disturbing that it isn't shocking and veiwed as benign. It's little wonder that NJ is such as cesspool ... . I know NJ has problems with witchcraft. That is a fact but I didn't expect to see this stuff touted.

felixthecat, Rapture Ready (again) 18 Comments [8/16/2008 3:20:59 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 45008

Here’s a couple of ways I have recently heard about to engage people when witnessing. Offer $10 to anyone who can name all ten of the Ten Commandments, in order (very few can). That will get groups of people quoting the Commandments and making it easy to ask who’s kept what. Or, when open air preaching and taking someone through the Good Person Test, appoint six people in the crowd to act as a jury. People are usually quick to judge other people’s sins. That will help engage the crowd, and take the heat off you. Or when asking trivia questions, give Million Dollar Bill tracts away as consolation prizes to those who get the answer wrong, and Giant Money tracts to those who get them right. That way you can get tracts into more hands.

Ray Comfort, ComfortFood 50 Comments [8/16/2008 6:05:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 44982

God is all powerful, loving, and just. satan, on the other hand, is hateful and vengeful. God allows bad things to happen so that it may bring people to Him and to work for His plan. satan plans bad things to try to make people draw away and hate God. satan loves seeing people hate and be depressed and sad. God doesn't like to see us be hateful, depressed, and sad

westerngamergirl, yahoo answers 53 Comments [8/16/2008 5:57:37 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 45190

LW replying to another illiterate fundie

[I belive in God, but you do relise XC is full of fur***s aithiests? You might wana start running now...
inb4thereisnogod.]


Did Jesus run from Satan?
Did Paul run?
Did Peter run?
Did Samson run?
Did David run?

Satan & Legion of Demons ran from Jesus.

I'm bold as Peter.
I'm brave as King David.
I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian.

DanddoSeri(LoneWolf1984), XC forums 49 Comments [8/16/2008 5:55:23 AM]
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Quote# 44999

I am not a geologist. My specialized training is in finance and law, but I've taken what amounts to a supermajor in a wide variety of scientific fields. I don't know about the particular data you are referring to. However, in the Western United States, there used to be several supermassive lakes, such as Lake Bonneville and Lake Missoula. During and after Noah's Flood, the plates underwent enormous upheaval, causing the rising and sinking of large sections of the crust. The Rocky Mountains are an example, and a tremendous amount of left-over water was trapped in certain bowls. The water was augmented by the massive amount of precipitation that followed the Flood, since ocean waters were extremely hot and gave off large amounts of precipitation, which came down as snow and rain in the upper latitudes and the mountain areas and causing the Great Ice Age. As the ice caps rapidly moved south (and north), they both caused and breached the bowls containing these huge inland lakes, causing floods that carved out the Columbia River Gorge near my hometown, and the Grand Canyon, for instance. Charles Darwin observed such a breach point in South America, but improperly attributed it to gradual erosion from rivers. My sequence of events may be off, but you can get the general idea here: http://www.hugefloods.com/. The evidence for massive post-Flood floods in various regions of the world is quite manifest.

True Blue, Christian Forums 40 Comments [8/16/2008 5:51:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 45093

Scientist: "We don't know everything, but we have more evidence that points to X.", where X=Intelligent Design".

Hoot: "What's the X stand for?"

Scientist: "Well, X = Intelligent Design. Everything we discover points to it. We just can't say it publicly. The kids need new shoes, you understand."

Hootowl, cryptozoology.com 40 Comments [8/16/2008 5:51:18 AM]
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Quote# 44996

Including the manmade error of atheism. People don't become atheists until they have had a chance to be thoroughly disenfrachised about God, by things said/ written by stupid "evil" adults.

christian1, FSTDT comments 36 Comments [8/16/2008 5:46:28 AM]
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Submitted By: MilkyWay

Quote# 44949

bcraig, The jesus that the catholic church teaches about is not the same as the Jesus of the bible

dazeycutr, youtube.com 35 Comments [8/16/2008 5:41:51 AM]
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Submitted By: bcraig

Quote# 45025

[I'll warn you now. This site is using shock images of aborted fetuses. This was the least disturbing thing I could find on there.]

I may be pregnant by a Son of Ham, is that a problem?

No. Well, kind of, it depends on how your parents feel about you having a bastard child of mixed race born of a black father who can’t be found anywhere this side of the three-point line.

Anon, abortiontracker.com 34 Comments [8/16/2008 5:35:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Smith

Quote# 44980

I don't understand this. Why would Christians support a Muslim named Obama. Muslim religion teaches hate and murder. What Christian supports hate and murder. To be sure, B. Hussein Obama is way more a Communist than religious. B. Hussein Obama is "religious" because it is politically expidient. In other words, he FOOLS common, regular folks into thinking he's religious to get their vote. B. Obama is a godless communist who thinks America was BAD in the past and will be better in the futute when he leads it into Communism. Mrs. B. Hussein Obama has NEVER liked or been proud of "her" country and she wants to be the wife of the President. That dudn't make any sense. The two Muslims should not be running for President, they should be running back home where they would be happy. I think that was Kenya, wasn't it? Aren't they Muslims in Kenya?

Jefferson, Topix 52 Comments [8/16/2008 5:34:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 45035

If you want to destroy your life with sexual immorality, you please go right ahead. I won't try to stop you. And, likewise, if I happen to be walking past your home and you're inside asleep, and I see flames coming from the basement window, I won't bother trying to wake you up, either. I'll mind my own business and leave you to your own destruction, whether moral and spiritual, or physical!

no1home2day, Yahoo! Absurdity 41 Comments [8/16/2008 5:17:37 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat