Quote# 45011

I was on my knees, my face on the floor, my head was hurting, and my wrists were red and burning with pain. The big officer spat out, “Do you like being in this position!” Good sense told me to hold back from saying, “Hey, I’m a Christian. I’m on my knees. Of course I like this position.”

Ray Comfort, ComfortFood 70 Comments [8/16/2008 4:13:35 AM]
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Quote# 45044

Tell me, in what way has the Catholic Church founded by Christ been involved in keeping people in the dark for over a thousand years? That's just a common myth created by liberals and protestants.

paxdominum, Heroes Community 36 Comments [8/16/2008 3:03:02 AM]
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Quote# 44993

Does anyone else love Carl Sagan and his show Cosmos?

Answer :I love how he borrowed the Christian notion of Cosmos, the orderly creation... as opposed to the naturalistic random chance Chaos term

sadly in the pale blue dot book he sounded rather depressed...like if anyone is out there they probably wont every know we;re here

one thing for sure, Carl Sagan and Steve Gould are now creationist having gone to meet God...it's too late though

whirlingmerc, Yahoo Answers 24 Comments [8/16/2008 2:56:49 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 44998

Psh. A 2,000 year old game of Telephone? Seriously, if you have to visually see it happen to believe it then that dwindles every single happening before audio or video recording to a game of telephone. The Bible has been proven historically so many times. Just look at the Dead Sea Scrolls. They contained a large portion of I believe Daniel (I can't quite recall off the top of my head), and it matched up almost perfectly with the transcripts we have today.

Btw, I'm an Apostolic/Pentecostal preacher-in-training

anthonystephen89, Demonoid General Discussion 33 Comments [8/16/2008 2:51:42 AM]
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Quote# 44978

If someone wrote the bible today then all that happened in the bible would have had to be transported to today's time. Otherwise there would be no point. All the original manuscripts have been lost. If someone were to now claim to be the son of God, he would be either THE anti christ or an anti christ. Jesus is not going to be reborn, only buddhists and hindus believe in reincarnation. When Christ comes back it will not be to bring peace, but a sword. God is greatly offended by the evils and sins of the world today. They are worse than even the time of Noah and the ark. Knowing that, can you imagine how God will chastise the world this time? It won't be with water, but with fire. Be prepared everyone to face your faults and your judgment. I fear the great chastisement may be coming in my lifetime.

mrs_catholicportugalian, Yahoo! Answers 39 Comments [8/16/2008 12:56:03 AM]
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Submitted By: tawaen

Quote# 45010

I have an encouraging wife. She was made for Comfort. It was November of 2007, and the following month I was going to turn 58. As I was about to get into bed I looked into the mirror at my shirt-less physique, and consoled myself with the words, “Could be worse.” Sue quietly mumbled, “Not much . . . ” The way she said those words reminded me of the time I was running towards the back door of our house and hit my arm on the corner of a wall. I often do that sort of thing (if I pick up a hammer, Sue gets a band aide). As I lay on the ground and writhed in pain for a few minutes, I could hear my youngest son (then in his late teens) working in the garage. Just because hurting myself is an almost daily occurrence, it was no reason for him to take no notice, so I said, “Daniel. How come you didn’t come out to see if I was okay? For all you know I could have hit my head and gone insane.” He quietly mumbled, “How would we have known?

Ray Comfort, ComfortFood 57 Comments [8/15/2008 9:10:59 PM]
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Quote# 44973

Personally I don't want to watch anything that God dosen't approve of and I have the choice to change a movie or sit com that is offensive but when I am watching a Movie and a commericial comes on and has a guy turning away from a female he was suspose to kiss and go into a heated kiss with another man is throughly disgusting. HOMOSEXUALLY is a SIN and an ABOMINATION unto GOD just as ADULTERY is. it is totally UNATURAL, GOD created ADAM and EVE, MAN and WOmbMAN. This is done in the LOVE of JESUS.

Anointed, FX Community 71 Comments [8/15/2008 7:57:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Zachski

Quote# 44986

Demons attack him when he tries to focus...



Thanks Mike, but they've been doing this for the last several years...6 perhaps. It's just beginning to take a toll on me. I'm tired. Everytime I try to focus on the Lord or anything else, they immediately attack. I've told them that I'm not their property, but that I belong to the Lord Jesus Christ. I forced them to admit that. I ask the Lord to torment them, but even with the tormenting, they still continue to attack unless I sit their for 10-15 minutes every single time, which is impossible. They are trying different approaches on me as my deliverence draws neigh. They have confessed that they regret turning on our Lord and would repent if they could, but they can't. It's just hard to get the things done that need to be done when they attack me so often, even more in public now then ever before. At times, it may appear like I have Turret's syndrome, which I know I don't.

God bless,

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xfrodobagginsx, Ministering Deliverance 62 Comments [8/15/2008 7:56:28 PM]
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Quote# 44972

Do you really expect people to respect your point of view or your being gay?
Dismissing religious beliefs as "mythology" only means you don't have any respect for the point of view of others.

You really have no facts that God does or does not exist. I have faith and therefore in my heart I know he does exist.
Its convenient for you to dismiss him that way you can live whatever perverted lifestyle you choose. No God = no rules.

Desertman_SD, SignOnSanDiego 36 Comments [8/15/2008 7:56:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna

Quote# 44989

It is very intriqing though that taking the biblical prophecy and using all the math from Israel becoming a complete nation once again I believe in 1967 and using Jesus own words that once you see these things quote, "nation shall rise against nation, & kingdom against kingdom" etc., and of couse the most pertinent clue when Jesus said "When you shall see the budding of the fig tree (Israel) know that the time is near" "For this generation shall not pass away until ALL these things be fulfilled".

A generation is the key, does it mean say 20,40,60 or so years, or does it mean the very last person BORN during this generation shall see ALL be fulfuilled.

I believe it to mean the very last person stll alive will see the fulfllment of all the prophecy.

So since I know the oldest person alive is 125 years old, take 1967 (when Israel regained the temple mount in 6 dsys war) and add the 125 for the age of the last person stlll alive and you get 2092.

Another very interesting thing is that if you take the number of man which is 666 and divide it by 2092 you get Pi, or the perfect number which is a CIRCLE and can't be computed as it is infinite.

Could this be the complete circle of Gods plan? I don't know, but it's very compelling. Also Jesus said no man can know the day nor the hour, He didn't say the year.

Th30n3, Above Top Secret 40 Comments [8/15/2008 7:55:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 44930

(In response to someone telling him that a circle is, in fact, a flat shape)

You don't get it smartass, do you? Dumbass atheist prick!

filmfans1961, Youtube 34 Comments [8/15/2008 7:54:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Marsten

Quote# 45001

You are walking for a nice leisurely walk in your local mall area you are approached by two eighteen year olds in white shirts calling themselves elders, seventeen year old elders? Welcome to the surreal world of Mormons but you might ask what has this going to do with evolution? Do you not know that the Church Latter Days Saints are evolutionists?
But at least I would credit them with telling the world exactly what they believe and having worked out what our friends the pseudo scientist have not yet thought about: they want to be gods.

Now let me take this opportunity to ask my friends evolutionist, if you sincerely believe in the evolutionist theory, what will you then evolve into? You cannot surely become a chimp , you have to be more refined than you are currently.

You might need to come to your senses and admit that evolution is a mystery religion which advocates that godhood is in sight, men can evolve into a higher being. There you are: Evolution has joined the ranks of mystery religion and is now teaching Freemasonic philosophy and Catholism.

speakout, Christian Forums 42 Comments [8/15/2008 7:53:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 45015

Witchcraft DOES exist-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchcraft

Witchcraft is evil. If something is demonic it isn't Glorifying God.Those horrific monsters you see in anime and other cartoons aren't of God. They take demonic creatures in some shows and films and make them look cute and cuddly.

Bleach. Death Note. Trinity Blood, Blood Plus, Wolf's Rain, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Pokemon, etc.
In Teen Titans Trigon is Raven's father and Raven is a half-demon who fights with witchcraft.

Making jokes abot Christians, God and the Bible is disrespectful and can be dangerous. Anyone who fears God WOULDN'T and SHOULDN'T be doing that. I take the Word of God very seriously and I know what it says about that.

I'm talking about making fun of the events of the Bible.

I've seen Family Guy and I have seen how they make God and Jesus characters and make fun of them.

I meant "Bible Fight" not "Bible Game"- Bible Game is okay- Bible Fight is a sacrilegious farce and I despise it.

I'm a Christian- I hate shows like Morel Orel and Lucy Daughter of the Devil.

Mavericker, Toon Zone 79 Comments [8/15/2008 7:53:39 PM]
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Quote# 45004

What most people don't realize is that witchcraft in much more subtle form's
is being taught in most public schools these day's.

The Humanist's and feminist's are teaching covert witchcraft.

The high minded ideal's of new age and evolution are the humanist
dream for utopia for mankind.
These noble idea's appeal to young woman's minds especially.
remember satan appealed to the highest and noblest part of eve's Psyche.
she honestly thought she could better her and her husbands stature by eating the forbidden fruit.
But she was wrong.

These new age idea's are the same way.
It's all seem so wonderful on the surface.
But it's ferociously anti Bible and Anti Christ in nature.
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turtle, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [8/15/2008 7:53:05 PM]
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Quote# 44976

Do you believe in evolution?
look at the cell. there is so much detail in it. seriously how could that have gotten there by chance? so if you believe the big bang theory, where did the matter that exploded come from? it was just "there"? i want you evolutionists to try something. throw a pen at a stack of paper. does it write a thousand page essay with high detail "by chance"? just tell me if it does...

happyasusual4, Yahoo! Answers 40 Comments [8/15/2008 7:52:44 PM]
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Submitted By: tawaen

Quote# 44892

"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that."

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Talking Points Memo 28 Comments [8/15/2008 7:52:12 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 44992

Did Carl Sagan believe in a creator?

Answer : Did you mean Carl "Pagan"?

If he didn't accept Christ in this life, He certainly knows that Christ is the Creator now!

Scott, Yahoo Answers 32 Comments [8/15/2008 7:51:38 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 44927

(in response to: "It's [evolution] withstood 148 years and 9 months so far of heavy scrutiny.")

only thing that keeps the ideology alive is dogmatism, and people who are willingly ignorant, and then there are people who simply hates the idea of God, because they don't want the universe to work like that, others simply want freedom from God.

Johan Breytenbach, Facebook 27 Comments [8/15/2008 7:50:53 PM]
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Submitted By: kel

Quote# 44959

Do you think I am probably reincarnation of the Apostle Paul.?

Is this possible do you think and is it a sin if I am not but think I am? I know it is not a sin if I think I am and actually am.

Lion of Judah, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [8/15/2008 6:10:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44983

[PBS will soon air “The Bible’s Buried Secrets” which apparently *gasp* contradicts fundie theology. The American Family Association has setup an online petition to kill off PBS' funding in response.] The text:

"TO MEMBERS OF CONGRESS

In light of PBS's decision to air "The Bible's Buried Secrets," I ask that you vote to stop funding PBS with tax dollars.

PBS is knowingly choosing to insult and attack Christianity by airing a program that declares the Bible "isn't true and a bunch of stories that never happened."

PBS should raise its own money. I should not be forced to help pay for its programs."

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Some of the *gasp* shocking "lies" presented:

• The Old Testament was written in the sixth century BC and hundreds of authors contributed.
• Abraham, Sarah and their offspring didn't exist.
• There is no archaeological evidence of the Exodus.
• Monotheism was a process that took hundreds of years.
• The Israelites were actually Canaanites.
• The Israelites believed that God had a wife.

Unknown Fundie, American Family Association 43 Comments [8/15/2008 5:59:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

Quote# 44997

[My brother plays WoW. Is it evil?]

Agreed, it is a waste of time that could be better spent on this board.

Seriously, what benefit is it to him to play it? Here you get sound doctrine and fellowship, plus the best source of news.

triumphantlamb, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [8/15/2008 5:57:32 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45102

used to get annoyed at the porn magazines near the math & logic puzzle books I once often bought. Then I decided to fight back: while "browsing" through the magazine section I started to surrepticiously slip tracts into those disgusting porn mags. Imagine some guy starting to drool over the "meat" when out falls Chick's "This Was Your Life" tract!

abidinginvine, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [8/15/2008 5:51:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm

Quote# 44970

CRoadWarrior:
You can't disprove one claim of the miraculous in the Bible. All you can do is claim that they didn't happen or that you somehow magically "know" you've been lied to. As you name states, that is true "BS" and it should not be tolerated. LOL.


Me:
Hey genius, the burden of proof is always on the claimant. That means no one is under any obligation to disprove any claim of the miraculous in the Bible.

CRoadWarrior:
That's right. And if you make the CLAIM that the Bible is myth, then the burden of proof shifts. Thank you very much.

CRoadWarrior, youtube - "Debunking the Stupid Blasphemy Chellenge" 35 Comments [8/15/2008 5:28:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Todd Pence

Quote# 45132

(part of a longer comment warning against the evil of Child Protection Services)

#2 "There is a strong anti-Christian sentiment among many CPS workers. Christians are known to believe in corporal punishment, which is tantamount to abuse in 'child-saver' circles. Christians are also seen as rigid and intolerant, unfit to rear children for the New World Order. Homosexual case workers, aware of Christian teachings regarding their lifestyle, are often hostile to parents who display their faith. The New York State Council of Family and Child Caring Agencies (CFCCA) warns that parents who...display an "over involvement in religion" are suspect". (Brenda Scott- "out of Control").

Skyechell, Kjos Ministries 36 Comments [8/15/2008 4:38:16 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 45081

[Commenting on the Newsweek article about Patrick Henry College]

Moreover, the college errs by welcoming young ladies to an environment where they will be trained to “stand in the gates” as should men (Proverbs 31:23) rather than encouraging them to prepare for serving the Lord as faithful helpmeets in the ministries of their fathers or husbands (I Corinthians 11:8-9; I Timothy 5:18). The article says about the students at Patrick Henry, “They aim for White House internships, Supreme Court clerkships and positions with lobbying groups. The minority of Patrick Henry students who don't have Washington in their sights dream of directing Christian movies or, in the case of many of the women there, raising (and home-schooling) families of Christian children.” Id.

How wonderful it is to hear of aspiring mothers who see the responsibility of raising Christian children as a worth-while goal in taking dominion and making disciples for the Lord. But how is a college setting going to prepare a young woman in the skills, mindset, and character needed to be a helpmeet, disciple-maker, and home-builder?

Nathaniel Darnell, Blog of Nathaniel Darnell 27 Comments [8/15/2008 4:35:44 PM]
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