Quote# 45027

Atheists. did you know that if you attend Jesus Camp you would overcome your homosexuality and drug abuse?

Jack B, Yahoo Answers 95 Comments [8/15/2008 4:32:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 45041

What, society asks, is wrong with recreational sex?

People are not recreational objects. The real question should be: What is wrong with sexually feasting upon the flesh of one of God's children like a wolf?

Ryan Larsen, Deseret News 80 Comments [8/15/2008 4:32:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Gadren

Quote# 45030

It takes us way to long, I am sorry to say, for us to put our feet down and say no to things that are wrong, we ask ourselves how we can be quicker and more accurate in our discernment, why it took so long to notice something, etc., Many times we realize my husband and I have made IDOLS of our childhoods and our nostalgia of the past, we stubornly say, 'our children will have the same beautiful childhood we had', we don't want to deny them any of the culture trapping of their times regardless of the fact that they are now deeply entrenched in so much evil.

If all the food and drink on earth where laced to some extent with poison except apple juice and saltines - well our choice better be - to only drink apple juice and eat saltines - end of discussion - bottom line. We are all 'tired' as annonyomous said, and saddened that our children having nothing fun, that it has all been tampered with to such an extent by the enemy. The only thing I can do is keep in mind on what happened to Lot's wife when she turned her head back for that one moment to look back at the city!!

Chris, Kjos 26 Comments [8/15/2008 4:32:01 PM]
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Submitted By: gamerchick

Quote# 44995

Did you know that Carl Sagan dies 10 tears ago today?


If his soul was traveling at light spped when it left earth then I'll bet he knows some pretty cool stuff

Answer :
Did you know that he realizes evolution is a lie now that he sits tomented in hell for eternity without Christ.?

Gary, Yahoo Answers 35 Comments [8/15/2008 4:22:36 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 44935

Hello nations. I am a Christian, African American woman trying to obey that which has been commissioned of me by my leader, and that is to go and teach the nations His message of love. I am looking for a serious-minded, results-oriented, and most of all, faithful professional who is joined together in unity with their word to promote my many endeavors. I've searched high and low, and have seen some awesome resumes. But finding a faithful person has been my biggest task. Silver and gold have I none- only the talents with which the good Lord has blessed me. I am seeking to be a faithful servant of God by multiplying those talents, but I need the help of a hardworking, communicative and committed individual. So I am writing my vision in hopes that those who read it will run with it. Of course, the person with whom the Lord joins me would be rewarded handsomely and fairly according to the work of their hands. If you believe that you are able to meet me on these terms, then please respond back. Thank you for your consideration.

Help me infiltrate the nations!, Craigslist job boards 20 Comments [8/15/2008 4:19:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Amanduh

Quote# 45084

[In response to someone proclaiming World of Warcraft as a dangerous addiction]

Agreed, it is a waste of time that could be better spent on this board.

triumphantlamb, RaptureReady 41 Comments [8/15/2008 4:08:15 PM]
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Submitted By: catbarf

Quote# 45060

So let’s see how evolution works:

fish-fish-fishbird-fishbird-bird-bird

So am I wrong here that we should see evidence of fossils showing:

fish-fish-fish changing to bird-fish changing to bird-bird-bird

What did the fish do lay a egg and out popped a full bird. Or wait, maybe the fish jumped on land and somehow grew lungs, then thought to itself, wow if only I could fly (I think therefore I am) presto wings started growing...

You Evo's say we have been around for billions of years and life has been evolving this whole time. There should be mountains of evidence in the fossil record.

And you guys say we have blind faith...

Brianb, Ray Comfort's Blog 53 Comments [8/15/2008 3:42:16 PM]
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Quote# 44933

Learn about law and how Jesus fulfilled the law then think critically about how we are all equal under Law. You are free to reject God but then the State you live in is the law and your god.

I have plenty of basis in fact it's just that as the bible says: A scoffer seeks wisdom in vain, but knowledge is easy for a man of understanding.

Proverbs 14:6

I understand your need for cognitive dissonance against that which you do not believe. The fact that we are all considered equal comes from the Authority of God and that is where the equality concept came into being for the United States of America. Yet! If there is no god/s then there is no higher authority that will hold us all equal and accountable. If you hold to the law of this land then to recognize equality of being is to also recognize that there must be an Authority to hold all accountable. So even if you don't believe in God then the law of the United States is your god.

Jackanapes, StumbleUpon Philosophy Forum 29 Comments [8/15/2008 3:41:20 PM]
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Submitted By: LeftCoastLibrul

Quote# 45091

[ok this may be a little long and ive edited it for the sake of space but here goes...]

The following is our FIRST BASIC DEMON LIST we cast OUT of EVERYONE we take through DELIVERANCE, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

SHYNESS
TIMIDITY
DAYDREAMING
FANTAsY
SLEEPINESS
STOICISM
MORBIDITY
SUICIDE
EXCITEMENT
HEADACHE
RETARDATION
SCHIZOPHRENIA
HEARING VOICES
SENILITY
INTELLECTUALISM
RATIONALIZATION
PHOBIAS (ALL KINDS)
FEAR OF AUTHORITY
BEELZEBUB
AFFECTATION (PRETENDING)
SOPHISTICATION
THEATRICS
COVETOUSNESS
KLEPTOMANIA
NIGHTMARES
ARGUMENT
DRIVING
HEARTBREAK
SADNESS
LAZINESS
WITCH DOCTOR
STING OF DEATH
HYPER ACTIVITY
DRIVING
PRESSURE
BACKBITING
BELITTLING
CRITICISM
GOSSIP
MOCKERY
A and C ALCOHOL
A and C CAFFEINE
A and C DRUGS
A and C NICOTINE
A and C SUGAR
FRUSTRATION
IDLENESS
NERVOUSNESS
RESENTMENT
SELF PITY
CONDEMNATION
EMBARRASSMENT
SEXUAL IMPURITY
ADULTERY
INCUBUS
SUCCUBUS
BESTIALITY
EXPOSURE
FANTASY LUST
FORNICATION
FRIGIDITY
HARLOTRY
HOMOSEXUALITY
INCEST
LESBIANISM
LUST
MASTURBATION
RAPE
SODOMY
BAHAISM
BUDDHISM
CATHOLICISM
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
CONFUCIANISM
HINDUISM
ISLAM
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
LATIHAN
MORMONISM
ROSICRUCIANISM
SHINTOISM
SUBUD
TAOISM
THEOSOPHY
UNITARIANISM
ASTROLOGY
AUTOMATIC HANDWRITING
DUNGEONS and DRAGONS
ESP
FETISHES
HANDWRITING ANALYSIS
HOROSCOPE
HYPNOTISM
INCANTATION
LEVITATION
NEW AGE
SPIRITISM
NECROMANCY
SEANCE
SPIRIT GUIDE
VAGABOND
HEXEBUS - A CLONING DEMON
LEVIATHAN

[Life is just no fun without any of the above! I like how it mentions all other religions are 'demons' and WTF is automatic handwriting?]

[then it goes on the the SECOND basic demon lists... i will let you look it up for yourselves!]

demonbuster.com, n/a 132 Comments [8/15/2008 2:38:10 PM]
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Submitted By: jen

Quote# 44977

"To Christians: Is there any evidence you can offer to show that the soul is real? Anything credible that is, without the fallback to quoting the Bible."

One question for you. Can you email me any evidence you can offer to show that atheism is real? Anything credible that is, without the fallback of using a computer or any transmitting device.

Ray Comfort, Atheist central, Ray Comfort's blog 65 Comments [8/15/2008 1:57:30 PM]
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Quote# 45090

but have you ever wondered how woodpeckers dont get like brain injury from pecking so dang hard? Well I was reading and they have like a hole or something in their skull that they stick their tounge in and wrap around their brain or something to protect it. wierd but very cool huh? I dont think that happened by chance or evolution or whatever else.

superman27e, ChristianForums 43 Comments [8/15/2008 1:50:10 PM]
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Quote# 44932

I believe annilation and death upon the wicked is more justice because that's what the Bible teaches.

Robert Mejia, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [8/15/2008 12:39:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 44922

[in response to: What do you think of "Islamic" education being integrated into classrooms?]

THAT, is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. Teaching children Islamic education... If it's not their religion, why the hell would this be necessary for chidren to know! It's pretty much against the Christian religion to do all of this crap, and I'm sure if Islam is not your religion, it's inappropriate to do these "ritual" type things such as praying to a god that is not your own.

help_me_outttt!, Yahoo! Answers 47 Comments [8/15/2008 12:35:14 PM]
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Quote# 44951

I think all those scientific things are satans work to make believers to stop believing i really dont think there was any dinosaurs because its not in the bible i dont care what kind of bones anyone digs up if its not in the bible than oh well i cant explain it but oh well if any true christians out there can tell me im wrong please do so i am always up for learning

nikkibridgetnikki, Y! Answers 39 Comments [8/15/2008 11:24:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike

Quote# 44966

The accuracy and integrity of the Bible in areas of history and science confirms the Biblical view that there is indeed a life after death and a "Kingdom of God".

Paul M, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [8/15/2008 7:15:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44943

Let me tell you a quick life story. Back when I was in highschool, about a few years ago, I "fell in love" with a great asian guy. My parents told me not to date, but I did it anyway. It was very romantic and exotic to me, being black and he oriental. But now I know that it was the trap from Satan and his evil minions.

Being an art lover, I loved to doodle in class. My bf, who I'll call Toy, scorned my work (playfully) and said that the real deal was in anime. I was confused when he said that, because i didn't really know that much about it. Oh, but woe, how I grew to understand and accept the waywardness of those pagan images that infiltrated my mind.

Toy, like myself, liked to draw, and he was always drawing anime styled. I would draw about 10 or so anime-styled images a day (except on Sabbath), and then would late it bake in my head at night. My concept of reality began to change and my desire to serve the Lord fervently began to falter. I began to be dwell on things and ideas that I never was attracted to before. I had trouble accepting myself and others. I fell into very horrible bouts of depression.

Have you noticed that is always the case with anime fanatics, or otakus? They feel that everything is okay, but deep down they have now defenses against Satan or any of his diversions.

Then, inspired by the Holy Spirit, a loved one of mine told me to steer clear of the stuff.

I was addicted.

I listened to her word, but only for a while. But I was fatally wrong to do so. As I write this, I am actually remembering the times messages and images where placed into my mind from childhood. I watched Sailor Moon when I was little, not really paying attention to the background themes and innuendos. Who knows what I had absorbed then and continued to spew out until now!

So, I fasted. I prayed earnestly. And to this day I still feel the urge to just take a peep at some anime, but I still try hard with all of my heart. I am much stronger now than I used to be. I have occassionally slipped, but the bible is such sweet reassurance and your literature is a great dedication to the Alpha and Omega we both know and love.

Another note: These images and fantastic scenes are VERY addictive and can mess up a person subconciously.

D.J.R., Kjos Ministries 76 Comments [8/15/2008 7:15:03 AM]
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Quote# 45016

Creation and the Bible; Adam and Eve. Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human. Do you see how ridiculous this sounds. The Bible explains creation and how people and plant and animals multiply. It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby.

purrrrfectionist, Yahoo Answers 55 Comments [8/15/2008 6:06:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44944

Darwinists fear, mock, and hate Chick Tracts solely because Chick Tracts utterly obliterate Darwinism every single time.

Navaros, IMDB on Expelled 84 Comments [8/15/2008 3:16:13 AM]
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Submitted By: wautd

Quote# 44937

[Question: What is the purpose in saying that atheism is a religion?]

Answer

It sure seems like one. I've never seen a group so rabidly defend their beliefs and ridicule others for not believing the way they do. Atheists have a few "catch phrases" that they all use, even though they put believers down for quoting the Bible. They're all following the guy who coined the phrases "flying spaghetti monster" and "pink unicorn" while believers follow God's word. How is that >really< different?

Don't give me that "because they believe in reality" bit. I believe that God is as real as you and I, so that one doesn't fly with me.

Annoyed, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [8/15/2008 3:04:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44987

Since there is a 50% chance that someone could be either right or wrong and the consequences for being wrong greatly outweigh the consequences for being right, I think I would stay with being right. The odds for being wrong I am not willing to sacrifice my soul for.

Mary Baker, http://prompt.newsvine.com/ 60 Comments [8/15/2008 2:09:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie

Quote# 45072

"So, I saw a copy of a magazine called "Bite Me" in Borders today. It was promoting "vampire" lifestyle and encouraging women (and men) to dres immodestly, to believe that this was a positive thing and even to use things like ouija boards! I complained to a memeber off staff and they basically told me that these beliefs were just as valid as my own, that there was as much truth in their awful occult secion than there was in the Christianity section. I went to look, and the occult section was over double the size of the Christianity section! Whats worse is that they had included Dawkins horrid books of lies, and they were on prominent display whereas they kept their Bibles at the back of the bottom shelf.

Why is this sort of thing tolerated by society?! Why do people believe such demonic things can bring them any sort of good, and even claim they have more power than God? It makes me so angry- especially when they treat the Bible like it's just "some old book". It especially annoyed me that people allow this "vampire" magazine to be published, that people read it and attend events where they think they can become immortal or whatever. I'm very tempted to find out if there is anything like that near here so I can go and hand out tracts- I used to do that outside a Goth-themed club for teenagers a few years ago.

I worry about society today I really do."

2GoHome, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [8/15/2008 2:09:09 AM]
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Quote# 44985

Hi!
I am a mom. I have three kids living at home. I am STRICT. I Censer heavily anything in my house that has any demonic attachments though i have given my 17 year old a bit mire freedom to choose then other two. But anything i think even remotly could be unkosher is kept in her room or just not alowed in the front door.
As for the rest of the house. I wont let even a care bear in. There is NOTHING , no toys , movies, or anything that as far as i know is ' unclean" unless the Disney movie" Beauty and beast[" just purchased. IT was for my 17 year old... That being said i do i allow dolls and stuffed animals. I also am a artist who paints and enjoys it. What is the leadership postion here on paintings and such? Is painting trees , flowers, and peopel considered " idols" and is it perceived here thus a " unclean" objectI have a son who i am beliveing for deliverence for and REALLY Try to keep from anything spiritually impure...but i dont want to get religious and harsh.
_________________
Jesus is lord over autism!

Jewels, Ministering Deliverance 117 Comments [8/14/2008 10:24:17 PM]
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Quote# 44961

all Christians have common seance

mars, yahoo answers 61 Comments [8/14/2008 10:04:22 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 44940

Atheists, do you not know you are playing the very role Satan expects you to play?
God warned us that there would be people that try to hinder our beliefs. Satan is using you as puppets to win his battle with God. It's really kind of ironic because you do not believe in him, yet you are his little helpers. So, as much as you try to separate yourself from religion, you are actually playing a key role. How does that make you feel?

Sakura, Yahoo Answers: Religion and Spirituality 65 Comments [8/14/2008 7:52:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Gorgeoustxwoman

Quote# 44931

An exorcist has warned young people that promiscuous lifestyles could lead them into being possessed by the Devil.

Fr Jeremy Davies, the diocesan exorcist for Westminster [England] since 1986, said that more and more people in Britain were becoming afflicted by evil spirits through “perversion”.

“Among the causes of homosexuality is a contagious demonic factor,” he said. “Even heterosexual promiscuity is a perversion; and intercourse, which belongs in the sanctuary of married love, can become a pathway not only for disease but also for evil spirits”.

“Some very unpleasant things must be mentioned because young people, especially, are vulnerable and we must do what we can to protect and warn them.”

Some Catholics, The Honor of God 43 Comments [8/14/2008 7:41:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Alex Novak