Quote# 44725

[Going further into discussion with Ghandi, SphincterSpraken combines the million dollar question with Ghandi]

A few questions, do you think Ghandi ever lied? He did, so that makes him a liar. Do you think he ever stole? Then that makes him a thief. Do you think Ghandi ever looked at a woman with lust in his heart? God says if you so much as look at a person with lust you have committed adultery. Do you think Ghandi was ever angry at someone without a reason?

Jesus says that if you are so much as angry at you brother or sister without reason then you have murdered. You even said Ghandi denied Christ. Let's put this together, shall we. He's a lying, murdering, thieving, adulterer who denies God. If you consider that a good person, your standards are low. These are the standards of God. Are you measured up as a good person? I know I'm not, thank God my sins are washed away by His sacrifice.

SpecterSparten, Youtube Comments 72 Comments [8/11/2008 6:09:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff

Quote# 44735

[Question: Can anyone name a bad thing done in the name of atheism?
besides harsh words]

Answer:

What about Dracula? He denied God because God took his true love and look at what a monster he turned out to be. I know it was just a movie; but there is a clear lesson here, if you deny God you will be turned into a blood sucking monster, who preys on virgins, and lives alone. Pretty scary character, friend!

Source(s):

Nosferatu (1922) · Dracula (1931) · Dracula (1931 Spanish Version) · Dracula (1958) · Count Dracula (1970) · Dracula (1973) · Count Dracula (1977) (1977) · Dracula (1979) · Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) · Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Dracula (2002) · Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary (2002) · Dracula (2006)

astroman, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [8/11/2008 6:06:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 21
Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44718

Science vs. Religion which is true?

Answer : God invented science as a way to test his followers. It's like a challange, if they truly appreciate God, then they will overcome science and say that it's all God's work. You have to have strong faith when science tries to prove things.

Angelati, Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [8/11/2008 6:04:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 44709

(regarding an acquaintance's preference for church attendance)

I want to be ill!!! This is a major vent on the direction or lack of direction I should say some Christians have. While dropping my daughter off at VBS tonight, I met a woman that goes to the early service at the church. She tells us that her family gets up and watches “JOEL OSTIEN” and then comes to the early service so they can get back in bed by 9:15.

She then goes on to tell us that her kids ask to go to Sunday school and they normally try to talk them out of it, but if they have to stay that her and her husband usually go grocery shopping and then come back to get them.

She likes how they get church out of the way and can enjoy the rest of their Sunday! I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! I am going to talk to the pastor tonight when I pick the kids up and see what he thinks about his flock watching apostate preachers and just wanting to get Church over with!! And we wonder why our churches are in such trouble!!

(Paragraphs added by me to make reading a bit easier)

HSmomto4, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [8/11/2008 5:59:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Lou

Quote# 44702

THE TERMINATOR is the name of a demon that was revealed by the Holy Spirit.

In October 2000, a friend fell and broke some bones in her foot. She also had a place where the skin was broken and this area got infected. As she was seeking the Lord, a friend of hers called and said that she had been attached by a spirit (demon) called THE TERMINATOR. They went on to say that this demon could not kill you, but it could beat you up, cause you pain, cause you to pass out, etc.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 59 Comments [8/11/2008 4:46:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 44691

God did not make people gay.

(De-)Evolution (Devil-ution) did that so that humans would no longer breed and become extinct. It's called natural deselection

Your question.is silly.

Lightscribe, If god created animals that are gay and people that are gay 36 Comments [8/11/2008 4:44:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 44701

[On a McCain ad that compares Obama to the Anti-Christ)

The End Times, a New Testament reference to the period surrounding the return of Christ, were popularized in recent years by the "Left Behind" series of books that sold more than 63 million copies. The Rev. Tim LaHaye, co-author of the series, said in an interview that he recognized allusions to his work in the ad but comparisons between Sen. Obama and the antichrist are incorrect.

"The antichrist isn't going to be an American, so it can't possibly be Obama. The Bible makes it clear he will be from an obscure place, like Romania," the 82-year-old author said.

Rev. Tim LaHaye, Wall Street Journal 46 Comments [8/11/2008 4:38:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 44679

(This is why there have been so many accidents lately, with cranes and "cherry-pickers" falling over):

I think, IMHO, it is because there are more people going out (dying) with the Holy Spirit than receiving the Holy Spirit, so less divine intervention to help when something "bad" is about to happen, no Holy Spirit around to intervene.

newskinagain, RaptureReady 21 Comments [8/11/2008 4:34:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 0

Quote# 44722

There is more evidence documented, of the existence of Jesus Christ then there is of Julius Caesar.

J. LaForte, amazon.com religion discussion forum 37 Comments [8/11/2008 4:29:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Todd Pence

Quote# 44734

[Question:

[Answer: Can anyone name a bad thing done in the name of atheism?
besides harsh words]


Selfishness. Believing you are the only power in your life. Putting yourself above God. If there is no God, you are the only thing that matters. What you make of your life is for you, and not for God. The rest of the world is either in your way or there for your amusement. You are the only one with the right answers. Everyones spiritual journey is unique. What God you believe in is irrelevant. The only person who will answer for your life is you.

wpgeezer, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [8/11/2008 4:09:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44672

suffered from gender identity dysphoria, which left her feeling like a woman trapped in a man's body

I suffer from much the same, in that I feel like Clint Eastwood trapped in Danny Devito's body.

I wonder if I can get my employer to send hundreds of my fellow employees to Frustrated Overweight White Guy sensitivity training?

[Maybe you should try working out, you fatass fundie?]

Clutch Cargo, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [8/11/2008 4:08:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 44708

What is wrong with date-setting?

Because date-setting can cause emotional harm to some people, we do not allow date-setting on the message board. A couple of years back, one participant threatened to kill himself after he thought he'd missed the rapture.

Rapture Ready, RaptureReady 60 Comments [8/11/2008 4:07:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: FundieFinder

Quote# 44663

How would you explain or prove that what you know about the starts are real? How do you know that space itself isn't a grand illusion, have you ever been there? I don't think you have...but you do believe what your told, so that means that Ninja turtles live under new york streets as well... am I being delusional?

All you have is assumption, at least creationists have an understanding, also the earth want created only 6000 years ago, it got a face lift at that time.The earth existed many many years before we had inhabited it, look for "the flood of Satan" on google.

God bless, I know your smart seek real knowledge please.

Marcus W, Yahoo Answers 29 Comments [8/11/2008 3:59:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Catherine

Quote# 44670

In it's relative short existence, science has manage to produce as many outrageous, far-fetched, ridiculous fairy tales as any religion has ever produced.

stratosaurus, Harmony Central 44 Comments [8/11/2008 3:57:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By:

Quote# 44695

[[Fundie notes the Beijing Olympic Stadium resembles a bedpan, and then rants about how the Chinese are godless]]

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Bedpan - i looked at the picture before I read anything, and thought "bedpan", I used to work in the hospital.....and then someone else mentioned it, and I got a good laugh........

I don't believe they are allowing witnessing and sharing of the gospel during the olympics and would probably get in huge trouble if you do it, but I don't know that for sure.

This is all just perfect timing for the gradual infection of zen and buddism that is infecting the western world, I see it in commercials and advertisements, yoga and meditation classes on every corner. Its all part of a gradual converging of a one world religion, and the practices and prayers of the peoples of this false religion and their fairy tales are being broadcasted and imprinted in the minds of millions of people and their children. This is all part of God's timing, China enslaves its citizans, throws them out of their homes, forces abortions, the chinese government is cruel and evil, they haven't tried to change for the priveledge of the olympics in their land. But this is all supposed to be ignored for this glorious event.

....../hurling.

Sinister? Its been blowing my mind and my tv has been off.

fishersofmen, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [8/11/2008 3:25:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Max W

Quote# 44751

I was given the the Winnie-the-Pooh Sing A-Long video. It is a video about Pooh finding his own song. Each character in the hundred acre wood share their songs. In the end, Pooh finds that the song was inside himself all along. This goes along with the current world paradigm.

The best song is the Kangaroo Hop. The animation for Tiger's bouncing song moves extremely quickly with words flashing and screens changing in seconds. The worst song was Owl's song, which said that we should try something new and it's starts by suggesting to look into a crystal ball to find something new to do. (I am sorry that I forgot the exact words and my VCR is now broken.)

My family harassed me for censoring a Winnie-the-Pooh video, but I think kids (especially my three year old) remember these messages. Do I want her to look to the Bible for answers to her questions or have her look inside herself?

Dina Jones, Kjos Ministries 47 Comments [8/11/2008 3:05:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 44742

[In a thread about "subtle" ways to witness to unbelievers]

One other thing that I'd like to add is that our family prints chic tracts onto dinner napkins. Now, when our unsaved neighbors come over to dinner, they get a little bit of the Word of God when they wipe their mouths. Just take my advice and don't serve blueberry pie when you do it. Our neighbor from across the street was so confused when it blanked out parts of the tract LOL!

Of course I can't take credit for this one. It was all my husband's idea. He's such a bright man.

Mom4God, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [8/11/2008 3:01:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Skeptic

Quote# 44645

[Question: Why would God prohibit souls in heaven from communicating?]

Answer:

okay, for the bloody millionth time....

PEOPLE DONT GO, STRAIGHT, TO, HEAVEN, WHEN, THEY, DIE!
WHEN, JESUS, COMES, THE, SECOND, TIME, THE , DEAD, WILL ,RISE, FROM, THEIR, GRAVES!

okeyy dokey! (:

heaven is a happy place, if people go straight there when they die, and then look down on their relatives crying their hearts out and such,, i dont think they would be so happy (:

oh and another thing..ITS NOT BIBLICAL

PinkisLoveXo, Yahoo Answers 25 Comments [8/11/2008 2:50:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44661

atheists are trying to make abortion normal every day

and homosexuality is evil read the bible being a homophobe is a good thing

ThePooootHunter, Gamefaqs 28 Comments [8/11/2008 2:47:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By:

Quote# 44682

(fundie porn!)

Jesus felt every moment of agonizing torture while the men were tearing his back apart with a cat-o'-nine tails (a whip with 9 leather straps with pieces of rock, bone, and other sharp pieces, tied into the straps). He felt every agonizing moment as they pushed a crown consisting of 2-inch thorns into his scalp! He felt every agonizing moment as they literally yanked his beard out! He felt every agonizing moment as nails were hammered into his hands and feet. He felt every agonizing moment as they lifted up the cross and dropped it into the hole in the ground, jarring every bone out of joint! He felt every agonizing moment as his torn up back scraped against the support beam of the rough, wooden cross, with splinters! And he felt every agonizing moment as all the sins of the world were dumped on HIS shoulders, even to the point that God, Himself, had to turn His back on His own Son, that caused Jesus to cry out in extreme agony like nobody else's, "My God, my God! Why have you forsaken me?" And then went into hell, itself, even though He never did anything to deserve it! "The Loving God tasted the essence of Hell!"

no1home2day, Yahoo! Answers 61 Comments [8/11/2008 2:42:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 44687

[This was just cut out of a chunk of an entire article about Darwin being the cause of all terrorism and problems in the world]

For this reason, if some people commit terrorism using the concepts and symbols of Islam, Christianity or Judaism in the name of those religions, you can be sure that those people are not Muslims, Christians or Jews. They are real Social Darwinists. They hide under a cloak of religion, but they are not genuine believers. Even if they claim to be serving religion, they are actually enemies of religion and of believers. That is because they are ruthlessly committing a crime that religion forbids, and in such a way as to blacken religion in peoples' eyes.

For this reason, the root of the terrorism that plagues our planet is not any of the divine religions, but in atheism, and the expression of atheism in our times: "Darwinism" and "materialism."

Tariq, Facebook 24 Comments [8/11/2008 2:38:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Chris "UZ" White

Quote# 44669

The most ingeneous thing about science is that, as you say, it has been create so that even when it is wrong....it isn't wrong! A blank check....failure is success, lies are the truth. No matter how hideous the mistakes are, how bad the consequences are, whatever the harm may be.....
What you're saying is that.....science is always absolutely true and correct.

stratosaurus, Harmony Central 29 Comments [8/11/2008 2:23:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By:

Quote# 44681

(I haven't found a person I feel worse for on RaptureReady than of this man who refuses to divorce his wife on Christian principles.)

I can say that I know your pain. I'm married (17 years+) to a pretender with passive-aggressive personality disorder. Our courtship was nice but from the morning of our marriage on my gift from my bride has been long-suffering, sorrow, anguish, and despair when I let it get the better of me. One of my prayers has long been that when I'm close to my last breath I will have a pleasant memory or two with regards to my wife.

TallTimbers, RaptureReady 26 Comments [8/11/2008 2:23:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Smith

Quote# 44674

A creation scientist knows MORE about science. A literal creation scientist (like me) has the best understanding about the status of the current science.

Do you see that you need two words to describe creation science? Two is more than one. And the extra one is fantastic.

juvenissun, Christian Forums 50 Comments [8/11/2008 2:22:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Brad

Quote# 44655

I am amazed at how defensive the darwinists are. Someone finally calls them on the carpet and they have "gang-piled" over a thousand reviews against this film. Why? Because they don't believe in Free Speech. They are the new Puritians who silence those with whom they disagree. This film [Expelled] documents that.

Shieldwolf, Amazon.com 23 Comments [8/11/2008 2:21:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Sayna