Quote# 44027

[Question]

I have a friend who is dying. She is not a Christian.
What can I say to comfort her without telling her she's going to Hell if she doesn't accept Jesus.


[Aaaah, can you feel the Christian love and compassion?]

leah15075269, Yahoo Answers 66 Comments [8/1/2008 7:49:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola

Quote# 44025

Homosexuality isnt a condition..
its a cop out for dudes who cant get chicks

"Oh Im fat" or "Oh Im ugly" or "Oh I cant get laid"
"Oh I guess I'll do whatever I can..????
Sick Sad Wrong. Stay the hell away from my kids.

Jesus and Darwin agree
Wake up be a man

Fred2670, Wrong Planet 83 Comments [8/1/2008 6:19:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Mathew

Quote# 44022

So what can we do to those that don't believe?
I don't understand, Elizabeth's husband didn't believe that she would have John the baptist so the angel made him dumb for awhile.

But yet Jesus didn't allow the sons of thunder to destroy a city with fire, we can't judge them and say they're going to hell, we can't even so much as look at them in a funny way because Jesus wouldn't appreaciate that.

So my question is, what can we do to those that don't believe?

(someone asks Lion of Judah what would he would like to do to non-believers)

Well I don't know, but I don't think it's fair that they get to get away with not believing.

Lion of Judah, Yahoo Q&A 37 Comments [8/1/2008 5:47:56 PM]
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Quote# 44026

I also think gays should be required by law to wear medic alert type bracelets inscribed with the word HOMO. In a hypothetical situation where I see some guy get hit by a car, I would be much more willing to administer medical attention if I knew whether or not the person on the ground (possibly bleeding) is a homosexual.

Fred2670, Wrong Planet 95 Comments [8/1/2008 5:30:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Mathew

Quote# 44023

The Second Law of Thermodynamics was set in motion in Genesis 3 - after the Fall. Evolution, which is a form of sun worship, says that the sun provides the energy needed to keep life going on this planet. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, this supposedly life-sustaining aten cannot prevent death from occurring, nor can it bring the dead back alive.

No, the Second Law cannot prevent microevolution from occurring, but, sans divine intervention, will shut down the primary god that evolution worships.

Has it occurred to you that in Eternity Future there will be no need of the sun?

Revelation 21:23
And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 48 Comments [8/1/2008 5:25:55 PM]
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Submitted By: tigerdreams

Quote# 43945

I hear you, JenGC.

You know, we all have a certain level of pride when it comes to what we do...we tend to take offense at odd times and even when things are not directed at us personally.

I must agree with you that the scientists to which we are directly referring are not considering the Lord...they are, in fact, acting foolishly (even, dare I say, "dumb"). When God is not pointed to for the answer, the answer is no answer at all.

Hmmm...I must admit that I do that as well...at the end of the day we need to all do what you stated: Raise our hands and declare, "It is God!"

Maranatha!

Ready2Fly08, RR 41 Comments [8/1/2008 11:58:10 AM]
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Quote# 44019

TEN ARGUMENTS AGAINST HARRY POTTER

1. Harry Potter is a global long-term project to change the culture. In the young generation inhibitions against magic and the occult are being destroyed. Thus, forces re-enter society which Christianity had overcome.

2. Hogwarts, the school of magic and witchcraft, is a closed world of violence and horror, of cursing and bewitching, of racist ideology, of blood sacrifice, disgust and obsession. There is an atmosphere of continuous threat, which the young reader cannot escape.

3. While Harry Potter appears in the beginning to fight against evil, in fact the similarities between him and Voldemort, the arch-evil adversary in the tale, become more and more obvious. In volume five, Harry is being obsessed by Voldemort, which leads to symptoms of personality disintegration.

4. The human world becomes degraded, the world of witches and sorcerers becomes glorified.

5. There is no positive transcendent dimension. The supernatural is entirely demonic. Devine symbols are perverted.

6. Harry Potter is no modern fairy tale. In fairy tales sorcerers and witches are unambiguous figures of evil. The hero escapes their power through the exercise of virtue. In the Harry Potter universe there is no character that endeavours consistently to achieve good. For seemingly good ends evil means are being used.

7. A (young!) reader’s power of discernment of good and evil is blocked out through emotional manipulation and intellectual confusion.

8. It is an assault upon the young generation, seducing it playfully into a world of witchcraft and sorcery, filling the imagination of the young with images of a world in which evil reigns, from which there is no escape. On the contrary, it is portrayed as highly desirable.

9. Those who value plurality of opinion should resist the nearly overwhelming power of this peer pressure, which is being accomplished through a gigantic corporate and multimedia blitz--one which displays elements of totalitarian brainwashing.

10. Since through the Potter books faith in a loving God is systematically undermined, even destroyed in many young people, through false "values" and mockery of Judeo-Christian truth, the introduction of these books in schools is intolerant. Parents should refuse permission for their children to take part in Potter indoctrination for reasons of faith and conscience

Gabriele Kuby, Site for her Book: "Harry Potter: Gut oder Böse" (=Good or Evil) 92 Comments [8/1/2008 11:54:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Mithcoriel

Quote# 44001

(From self posted topic, "I have proof of Evolution!")

People say there is no evidence or proof of evolution but I have some!

For example, there are dinosaur eggs and those hatched birds because they are both eggs!

And although there is no video I'm sure one day we will see a dog give birth to a cat!

And to those who say our great grandfathers weren't giant black gorillas, who are you to say they weren't?? Do you have PROOF they weren't, because that's PROOF that that is proof!

I for one totally believe in Evilution...er, I mean Evolution! My mistake, I get them mixed up sometimes!

Don't close your eyes to it, the universe was started by a giant bomb! I swear!

GorgeousGodly, Topix 59 Comments [8/1/2008 11:31:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Fek'lhr

Quote# 43938

[Honestly, I don't think it's our place to say who should be killed... even if they have committed a crime. Us humans are not wise enough to make that kind of decision...]

I agreed with you earlier, but not now. There is moral killing and immoral killing. Killing in self-defense is moral. Killing a murderer is moral. Pre-meditated killing of an innocent (murder) is immoral. God commands (flawed as we are) that we kill murderers. Allowing murderers to live cheapens life, is unloving and non-compassionate to the victim and any surviving family and friends.

scapegoat, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [8/1/2008 10:19:42 AM]
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Submitted By: demodocos

Quote# 43948

Truthfully i dont think ANYBODY bothers with ANY of the commandments anymore. There are some atheists who are just as vocal as some Christians when it comes to their beliefs. If they didnt want to hear all sorts of things from Christians then they shouldn't post stupid things about "evidence" "logic" and "science". If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen

King Cripple, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [8/1/2008 10:19:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Gerald Darko

Quote# 43998

[Talking about a Vanity Fair Cartoon of G.W. Bush as the Joker.]

Anyone who has seen Dark Knight knows that Batman is George Bush and Joker is Al Qaeda. That has to really hurt all of the Bush haters who saw the movie.

Thomas_Hart, Vanity Fair 62 Comments [8/1/2008 10:19:20 AM]
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Quote# 44016

(Another year, another Harry Potter movie, another slew of fundies claiming the work of teh devil)

I agree with (another fundie ranting about the books, all of his posts have been deleted), that's what old satan wants all the parents to think. Making everyone think it is helping their Children read just opens the door for Satan to move in. Haven't seen one of his movies or opened one of his books. Won't have one in my house. He is evil in a very sneaky way.

He has everyone fooled,except for the Christians.

HOrsenaround23, MSN Movies 38 Comments [8/1/2008 10:19:12 AM]
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Quote# 43993

(From a second thread about FSTDT!)

You know, honestly, you have let them in your head when it affects what you say from now on.

I could care less if they quote me correctly or incorrectly(which they do all the time ) because everyone that reads their lame site already knows what they do with peoples words.

Really. Who cares? Stop going to their site, stop reading how they mock you. They matter not one iota in your real life now do they? They are cowards who would never have the cajoles to do this to your face, or anyones face. Pray for them? Sure. Care about how they have to twist your words to mock you? Pbbbbbbbbbbbbsssst

Keep being who you are, keep telling the truth, keep posting what is in your heart to post. They have NO power over you.

Petulant bored little bullies too scared of the truth or having their self centered world view challenged, that is all they are.

funmudder, RaptureReady 91 Comments [8/1/2008 10:18:11 AM]
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Quote# 44002

(In the Evolution Debate thread, Wayne keeps trying to prove to us "blind" people that humans are not animals "cuz the bible sez so!)

First,, the bible is the Word of God and the Word of God is Jesus Christ in the flesh....... AND it IS the beginning and the end of all matters. Want the verse that proves it or do you know it? Man is created from the dust of the ground. Show me how I'm wrong biblically.

Wayne, Topix 38 Comments [8/1/2008 10:17:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Fek'lhr

Quote# 43962

Men are with women and women with men so what part of this do you fags not understand . Your freaks and everything you do is against the bible .You know the creator of this earth. w hat are you all trying to get out of work and want to play a womans place in life and stay home and clean up and wait for your man . Go to weaverville there are a lot of them there up in the woods , Stay away from our children for they are confused and all of this crap . You all make me sick . All of you go to an island and stay there and hump each other where you belong for your no smarter than a chicken .

Frannie, topix.com 33 Comments [8/1/2008 10:03:20 AM]
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Quote# 43997

there is probably not one of here posting that considers themselves to be "religious" or to practice "Religion"; Relgiousness and religion to a born again Christian is a term that refers to us speaks of the pharisee - those who looked the part on the outside and had not a clue about God in reality... those who had faith in their traditions and rituals and even in their own ability to keep the Law and follow the rules and not faith in the Living God. So it is kind of insulting to call a born again Christian religious or Christianity a religion.

We believe that we are born again children of the Living God creator of heaven and earth and that we walk in a familial relatiohsip with HIM; we do not practice a religion.

helpforhomeschoolers, Christian Message Board 41 Comments [8/1/2008 8:37:23 AM]
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Quote# 43999

[On the UU church shooting]

It's quite the opposite really. 99% of the school and church shootings were done by liberal atheists. Now that there has been the first shooting in a "liberal" church the liberal media is pointing the finger at right wing extremists (people) but when an atheist liberal goes on a shooting spree they point the finger at the guns and blame them instead of the left wing extremist (person) that was really responsible. Pretty slanted news reporting don’t you think?

Alex, Topix 31 Comments [8/1/2008 8:34:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Steve_McClure

Quote# 44044

(Apparently to LW, hating his God makes you unpatriotic. At least I think that's what he's saying...)

That would be like American Soldiers stop partol and guarding the USA Borders become killer. To me if you are insult my God you are insult USA.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 57 Comments [8/1/2008 5:37:27 AM]
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Quote# 43973

(Anyone who believes dinosaurs are still alive is batshit crazy. Find a living specimen, then we'll talk. Till then take a seat next to the Big Foot nutjobs.)

how about an alligator or shark?
dumbass

AVANTEGUARD, youtube 41 Comments [8/1/2008 5:32:08 AM]
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Submitted By: shadow12615

Quote# 44006

[On a topic about how evolution is wrong.]

Well, yeah, evolutionism is simply a pagan religion. Indeed, even when we breed dogs for different jobs, they are weaker, in terms of survival, as compared to a silly mutt.

Mutation, when it occurs, is ALWAYS WEAKER, producing early death. Evolutionism creates the fiction that mutation sometimes creates a stronger line. This never happens.

The planet is dying, and it's not because of what we are doing, but because of what Adam and Eve did when they chose to follow Satan. Satan is the father of death; evolutionism is another one of his Orwellianisms.

scout, Topix 32 Comments [8/1/2008 5:31:47 AM]
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Quote# 43994

In an era when birth control and abortion make childbearing completely optional, the number of out-of-wedlock births shows the contempt that many women have for marriage.

Yet most of these single mothers still demand that the man they chose not to marry before having sex with him provide financial support for them and their children -- while denying the man any of the rights and protections of marriage.

Men routinely discard wives and children to follow the nearly universal male biological desire for diversity in mating. Adultery is now openly expected of men, even if faithful wives deplore it.

With "gay marriage," the last shreds of meaning will be stripped away from marriage, with homosexuals finishing what faithless, selfish heterosexuals have begun.

(the whole article is like this, this is just a sample)

Orson Scott Card, The Mormon Times 55 Comments [8/1/2008 5:30:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Nyder

Quote# 43974

We don't to panic anyone, but a minion of Satan just washed up on a beach in Montauk, New York. The beast looks a bit like a dog with the sharp beak of an eagle, or possibly a shell-less turtle with the dark eyes of a griffin. Either way, it's definitely a portent of the coming apocalypse.

Asylum.co.uk, Hellbeast washed up on New York shore 57 Comments [8/1/2008 5:30:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Chamale

Quote# 43951

You wanted to be a lady preacher??? Have you read the Bible. Women are NOT suppose to be preachers.
Women are suppose to keep their mouth shut in the church. A woman is only suppose to teach other women and children. The men are suppose to be the leaders in the church. God said it not me.

Tennessee, Topix 41 Comments [8/1/2008 5:30:21 AM]
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Quote# 43966

July 27 2 dead, 7 wounded when a man opened fire inside the Knoxville
Unitarian Universalist Church Sunday morning. This is NOT a Christian church,
they deny Jesus as GOD, so anyone killed goes to hell.

Zionscry, http://www.revlu.com/zc.htm 27 Comments [8/1/2008 5:30:12 AM]
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Quote# 43969

There is someone that I know who has the spiritual gift of discerning evil spirits. One of the members of our church visited with this person and when they touched he saw that an evil spirit was oppressing them. Anyway, I also find out that someone else had said that this same person (with the evil spirit) has a spirit of suicide on them. Well, the next day I receive a vision of the oppressed person being crucified. At first, I think that he is just being drained by physical things but later realize that this is also a picture reflecting suicide. Do any of you believe me???

NOTW, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [8/1/2008 5:12:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm