FSTDT Quotes for September 2008

Quote# 47889

The Church of England is totally out of step with the vast majority of Christians on this point. We Christians believe God created the world in 6 days, around 6,000 years ago. The Church of England should not be apologising for preaching what God has stated in His Word.

It is a well known fact that Darwin dabbled in witchcraft when touring the Galapagos islands.

Garvan Ellison, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbfivelive/F2148564 54 Comments [9/21/2008 8:58:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 47935

Uganda's ethics and integrity minister says miniskirts should be banned - because women wearing them distract drivers and cause traffic accidents.

Nsaba Buturo told journalists in Kampala that wearing a miniskirt was like walking naked in the streets.

"What's wrong with a miniskirt? You can cause an accident because some of our people are weak mentally," he said.

Nsaba Buturo, BBC News 51 Comments [9/21/2008 8:49:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

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Quote# 47867

I have always heard that demons or Nephilim (whichever) aren't actually traveling around in physical aircraft, just that they can create the illusion of a physical object. It's not real, that's why it's so hard to get a picture or any actual proof of a UFO that is convincing. I've also read that abductions are all dreams that demons can project into your mind. I don't believe there are real pregnancies or hybrids walking the earth or anything. But they would probably visit women regularly and make them think they're pregnant or that they had a baby stolen. I don't really believe any of it, but it is a neat thing to think about. It would make a great story. As for the Bible, I can't recall a place that actually states anything to support this concretely.

babyruth, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [9/21/2008 8:48:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 47842

("What if Obama becomes president?")

Shaira law will be passed here. Taxes will increase exponentionally, the economy will tank worse than now. Gas will be $7.00 a gallon. Abortion on demand at all stages of pregnancy will be legal. Homosexual marriage will be legal in all 50 states. Illegal aliens will no longer be illegal, they will all become citizens.

Barack will suddenly convert from his so called christian faith back to islam. Detroit will be the New Mecca of the United States of Islam. Guns will be banned. Women will be required to wear Burkas in public.

4given, Rapture Ready 105 Comments [9/21/2008 7:29:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: sooze

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Quote# 47714

I was sitting in the office at the school where I work taking a quick break before teaching my next class. While in there I heard a conversation that deeply grieved my heart. A few women were talking about something and one said, "I'm going to go to hell for that." And she chuckled and then said, "My friend and I always say we will have our lounge chairs and ice chests and be with our families, though." I just sat there in shock. So many people actually think hell is going to be a party. Even as christians we seem to forget how awful hell will be, eternal seperation from our Saviour and there will be weeping and knashing of teeth. Hell has definately lost it's shock value in our society and that is exactly what the devil wants.

Kristal, Kristal Clear 72 Comments [9/21/2008 10:05:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 47693

And for the record, Obama is pro-infanticide. He advocates allowing a baby who survives an abortion to be left in a closet to die with no medical intervention.

BrideOfChrist, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [9/21/2008 4:28:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: fritistat

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Quote# 47667

One school of thought believed that mankind descended from ape, according to evolutionists. The ego-centric far liberal left whose religion is the idea that mankind evolved billions of years. The leftist claimed that they are liberal and tolerant, yet are frightened, paranoid at the idea of permitting another school of thought that believed that God created the universe in six days,they use force, violence to perpetuate their falsehood, that is not rational,or logical.Why are they paranoid,it is because the foundation that man evolved from ape is fraudulent and despicable and illogical. Their argument and logics when put under the scrutiny of microscope, the lies, hypocrisies is apparent for all to see. They created a make belief by repeating lies while surpressing the fact of intelligent design, and creation which is far more logical, and rationale.

Peter, Manchester, Darwin 'apology' story comment thread - Daily Mail 45 Comments [9/21/2008 4:28:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Nick

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Quote# 48233

Witchcraft is a religon, that is , Satanic worship. The demons are real and cause much trouble. Just look at America. We have forsaken GOD and his son Jesus Christ, and Harry Potter is the new god we are teaching our children. Is it any wonder that our civilization is faltering. Every nation that has fogotten GOD has been cast down to hell. Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD.

mickey, timesonline 42 Comments [9/21/2008 4:28:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: worldsend

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Quote# 47636

I fail to see how random genetic mutations can bring about such diverse life.

Especially since genetic mutations are most often harmful and are the cause of all kinds of diseases and disorders in humans.

Ragnbone, WoW offtopic 32 Comments [9/21/2008 3:58:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: worldsend

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Quote# 47897

On Shara Palin

Q u o t e:

Judging by her morals and religious extremes, she's nothing less than a Witch.

Better get used to it. She's going to be your next Vice President.

If you don't like morals and religion, you can leave now. This is what this country is. You obviously don't belong here if that's how you think. You're this breed that somehow came along and decided we aren't what we've always been. Get with the program or GTFO if you don't like it.

Briele, WoW offtopic 46 Comments [9/20/2008 10:42:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: worldsend

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Quote# 47801

Christians should respect people, but not their sin. It is not judgmental to say that homosexual acts are sinful. Judgment means looking at the evidence and making a personal decision. The sinfulness of homosexual acts is not a personal decision. It is a fact directly and clearly revealed by God. Repeating what God has said on the subject is not making a judgment.

PaulCyp, http://answers.yahoo.com/ 33 Comments [9/20/2008 9:51:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 47771

If you think about, most of the liberal left in this country are traitors. They undermine our leaders and our military. They want to basically hand us over to the UN. We are a sovereign nation, and these people don't like our God given freedoms. They think we should be like the rest of the world.

josh1313, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [9/20/2008 3:41:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 47826

[on the anti-troll team of Rapture Ready]

We have many fine citizens who work diligently to help protect and preserve the integrity and mission of this board.

The serpent whispers softly. Wolves enter in and walk amongst us. Ravenous birds of every sort gather. The lion walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.

We are all overseers, charged to feed and protect the flock which He hath purchased with His own blood.

Troll Tracker 3.16, Rapture Ready 124 Comments [9/20/2008 3:20:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 47715

[FSTDT! Thread]

The only problem with that site, is that they use bad language.

There's a Scripture verse that says something like:

A person who uses bad language, their Religion is worthless -

I would say 90% or more of the people at the web-site nead prayer or they may be doomed.

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God's Blessings

Vic

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It's probably better Hootmon they haven't quoted you, that site is most likely - Completely not Spiritually good.

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Victor, Rapture Ready 76 Comments [9/20/2008 3:19:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: M.M.

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Quote# 47726

[Do we have an ancestor whose jaws comfortably held 3 sets of molars? If so, which one?]
The Bible mentions that there were giants, and they had wisdom teeth.

[What caused us to start losing the wisdom teeth?]
We inherited them from the giants. See Genesis 6:4.

Lucis, IIDB 32 Comments [9/20/2008 2:21:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 47914

If you get pregnant your body is no longer your own!

Lea, myspace 75 Comments [9/20/2008 2:20:29 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: worldsend

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Quote# 47807

Evolution teaches man came via death, mutation and billions of years. Scripture says we were created, as were all living creatures, and before sin there was no death. Because of sin and death, there must be atonement, or reconciliation to a Holy God. Jesus Christ provides that atonement. Therefore if sin came after death, then the curse is false, then the need for atonement is false, therefore Christ died in vain. Pretty easy to see why the lie of evolution is so important to Satan. Incidentally, let me go on record here for all time (or as long as there’s Google) that should evolution be proven - then the Bible is false and untrustworthy. But I’m not worried about that.

Ron Shank, Ron Paul Campaign on Evolution 34 Comments [9/20/2008 2:19:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

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Quote# 47605

[The article quotes a passage of Alan Chambers' book "God's Grace and the Homosexual Next Door"]

This is why I believe that it is so important to clarify that just living a celibate gay life is just as sinful as living a sexually promiscuous one. The sin is in identifying with anything that is contrary to Christ, which homosexuality clearly is.

Alan Chambers, Ex-Gay Watch 39 Comments [9/20/2008 2:19:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 47500

The Necronomicon (legendary occult text) has its place in modern black magic and Transyuggothian metaphysics. Metaphysics is the philosophical theory of reality, the rational science of the supernatural or supersensuous, the science of formal and final causes, and the science of the obscure, occult or mysterious. For example, there is now a whole line of materials based on the hellish Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos (author Howard Phillips Lovecraft), a form of magic practiced in the darkest Satanism - a system of magic prominently featured in The Satanic Rituals. The Necronomicon and the Cthulhu mythos are quite real. Lycanthropy (shape shifting) is the clinical term for being or believing yourself to be a werewolf. The magical act of changing into any wild animal. These are immensely complicated worlds of magic, spells and violence.

Gene Moody, Demonbuster 87 Comments [9/20/2008 2:17:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 47684

Shaking as she recalled her brutal beating at the hands of Jewish ultra-Orthodox vigilantes, a 28-year-old Jerusalem woman who would only identify herself as M. said she feared for her life.

Some residents say the self-styled "modesty squads" are spreading terror among those seen as straying from the strict moral code demanded of the ultra-Orthodox in the more conservative neighbourhoods of the Holy City.

There life revolves largely around the study of holy texts and a strict dress code that has men sporting black coats and wide-brimmed hats and women covering their heads, arms and legs.

Two weeks ago police arrested two alleged members of a modesty patrol accused of brutally beating M.

Ultra-Orthodox "Modesty Squads", Breitbart 31 Comments [9/20/2008 2:17:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Maleficent

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Quote# 47474

How about the fact that the Bible is the only book to ever accurately predict history?

‘I am against you, O Tyre, and I will bring many nations against you, like the sea casting up its waves. They will destroy the walls of Tyre and pull down her towers; I will sc##@# away her rubble and make her a bare rock. Out in the sea she will become a place to spread fishnets, for I have spoken’, declares the Sovereign Lord…’For this is what the Sovereign Lord says: From the north I am going to bring against Tyre Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon…They will plunder your wealth and loot your merchandise; they will break down your walls and demolish your fine houses and throw your stones, timber and rubble into the sea…..I will make you a bare rock, and you will become a place to spread fishnets. You will never be rebuilt, for I the Lord have spoken, declares the Sovereign Lord.’”

This is God speaking to the city of Tyre. A few hundred years later, Alexander the Great reduced the walls of Tyre to rubble, and built a causeway out of that rubble. Nowadays, 2,000 years later, fishermen dry their nets on that causeway.

Treemode, WoW offtopic 42 Comments [9/20/2008 12:36:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: worldsend

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Quote# 47829

I am so looking forward to falling at Jesus's feet in worship. Jesus is coming SOON!

delljustin, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [9/19/2008 10:06:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 47799

[On a women's discussion thread about whether they would have married their husbands if they knew then what they know now ...]

beiing married to him [her husband]... and reading about Jesus shows me what a man should and shouldnt be.... Jesus is my dream man.

Incase of divorce or death, my next man has to be 100% like Jesus... but since that man dont exist.... i will never have a another man.... NO WAY..... but i will gladly be at the marriage supper of the Lamb !!!!

lendingheart, Rapture Ready, of course 49 Comments [9/19/2008 9:01:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 47686

Liberal ideology claims another victim: a prodigy in many fields and a recipient of the liberal MacArthur "genius" grant, Professor David Foster Wallace bought into the liberal ideology and subsequently killed himself at age 46. See our Mystery:Do Liberal Teachings Cause Mental Illness?

Conservapedia.com, Conservapedia.com 31 Comments [9/19/2008 9:01:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
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Quote# 47576

Ok, heres my biblical layout.

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Rapture-------| Instant
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____________| 3.5 years of false peace
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Tribulation-----|----------------------------
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____________| 3.5 years of vast war and smite
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True Peace---| 1000 years of peace, Satan in the bottomless pit
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Armageddon--| A breif was between the armies of heaven and "a vast army coming from the east", the army of the east is lead my Satan
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The End-------| Eternity

MightyDante, BattleOn Forums 45 Comments [9/19/2008 8:24:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Dan

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