Quote# 47205

On the again LHC

With all of it's magnificent looks and curiosity - it will cause disasterous results - if it works that is. They have just recently discovered what sonar from submarines has done to the marine life. Devastating results come to find out 30 years too late.
There are some things not to be messed with. Such as creation. Anybody who still believes in the Bible might want to remember the Tower of Babel.
The majority of people have quit believing in our creator. It was not a Big Bang folks.
One day everyone will be asked one very important question. "What is my name?" I hope you have the right answer.
There is only one - AND HIS SON Jesus Christ. Don't be confused with the Father.
There is only one true religion that does not believe in politics, war, guns, and crimes agaist humanity. There is only one truth. Man can not come close to the power of our creator. He will not let them.
Believe what you will - Live the you you will - step down when you're asked.

Reverie, boston 37 Comments [9/12/2008 4:48:07 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 47203

(In response to a news story about a Vermont town repealing a law banning fortune telling)

Apparently the local government has decided that individuals should practice discernment - since the governmental authority can't. What's next - remove all stop signs and let individuals decide the need to stop?

NowAlive, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [9/12/2008 3:34:42 AM]
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Quote# 47180

One should also not shy away from the dark side of masturbation. The typical associated lust has been mentioned a couple of times. Lustful thoughts are sinful and your teen needs to know that. Masturbation can also be addictive and very frequent masturbation, especially in girls, can cause physical damage. Masturbation can affect later marital sexual relations both in terms of desire and in terms of sexual enjoyment. There are documented cases of both men and women who developed such personalized masturbative practices that they could not have orgasms any other way. For males, the increased pressure associated with self-stimulation vs. the pressure experienced in intercourse can be off-putting and make sexual enjoyment from intercourse less, well, enjoyable.

All in all, if you agree masturbation isn't itself inherently sinful, it still should be rarely practiced for the best sexual health and development. If your teen is old enough to do it and mature enough to talk about it, they also should be open to hearing about the many physical, mental, and relational dangers of the practice.

Gengwall, Christian Forums 74 Comments [9/12/2008 1:33:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Quasarsphere

Quote# 47402

Why is this argument used against mandatory prayer in public schools?


People say that this would violate people's freedoms, since people are "free to practice whatever religion they want." In other words, a mandatory prayer session in school would be "disrespectful" to Wiccans, Hindus, Muslims, and atheists.

My questions is.........since when does this matter? Why should we respect the "freedom" of those who do not show the proper respect to our Heavenly Father? Do we give this same respect to the people who exercise their "freedom" to go out and rob banks, kill children, and do other such things?

Let me answer that one for you. No, we don't.

The Confessor (Righteous One), Yahoo Answers 63 Comments [9/11/2008 10:57:05 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 47228

"Big Bang" and its subset "Evolution" has the exact same problem. With a belief in God, we at least have an answer for where the stuff came from - God created it. You may not like the answer, but it's a lot better than yours...

Where did your stuff come from? That little ol' pineapple 14.7 billion years ago - where did it come from? What about the puddle of snot that got struck by lightning and formed life? "It's always been there." Nice try, but that doesn't answer the question.

IndianaRedneck, Wired 54 Comments [9/11/2008 5:59:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Fundiesniffer

Quote# 47380

Satan's goal is to corrupt the remaining bastion of Christianity in America—the Bible Belt. Country music is a vehicle by which Satan is corrupting the Bible belt. Country Music today is more dangerous than Rock 'N' Roll because many of the artists falsely profess to be "Christians." This misleads many people into thinking it must be good music. The end result is always APOSTASY, i.e., a turning away from the God of the Bible.

Today's professed "Christian" Country artists all support the sale and consumption of booze, dirty dancing, sexually provocative CMT music videos, immodest dress on women, feminism, and ecumenicalism. Biblical doctrine ought to be the most important thing in a Christian's life. Tragically, many people's philosophies are formed by the music they hear on the radio, or from the worldly philosophy of their favorite Country "star." Instead of quoting Scriptures to themselves throughout the day, they spend their time singing the most retarded and meaningless lyrics.

David J. Stewart, JesusIsSavior.com 68 Comments [9/11/2008 5:56:45 PM]
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Quote# 47156

I was rated 4.81 out of 5(Fundie score). Pretty close. I was also nominated for the "solver of non-existent problems" award.

Muslims gaining a foothold in the US and gaining ground in our schools and society is a non-existent problem.

inhisglory2007, RaptureReady 78 Comments [9/11/2008 5:53:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 47146

[Sure, here is a real simple one for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nylon_eating_bacteria

Nylon didn't exist until 1935. Did the hand of God reach down and touch the waters of Japan, spontaneously creating a new form of bacteria? No, the old forms had a mutation that allowed some of them to break it down. Those with the mutation survived and reproduced. Those without it died. The bacteria evolved.

I am not going to do your research for you. There are literally hundreds of example of species change in the past 150 years since the theory was developed.]



Who designed the bacteria to do this? You still fail to think outside the box.

Immerzen, WoW offtopic 39 Comments [9/11/2008 5:50:18 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 47058

[This entire video is worth the price of admission in itself, but I'm going to stick with one quote.]

"The scientists - freemasons, the same thing - are trying to find a proton, a particle that they call the Higgs boson, the God particle. This tells you all you need to know about it... it is a Satanic lie. They are trying to take your mind off the Lord Jesus Christ."

Gorilla199, YouTube - LHC SATANS STARGATE 2008 58 Comments [9/11/2008 4:27:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius

Quote# 47169

[Guess whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...]

There will be a terrorist attack in Westside Midtown Manhattan producing a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river on 911, 2008

The sun was darkened by the total solar eclipse on 2008Tammuz26 (Friday 2008August1)
The moon did not give its light on that day and neither it give much of its light during the partial lunar eclipse on 2008Ab11 (15/16).
The stars fell from the heavens during the Perseid meteor shower oberved by The International Meteor Organization for 40 days between July15 and August24. Whereas the 1NC saints descended for 40 days between 2008Tammuz7 (July12/13) and 2008Ab16 (August20/21).
The powers of the heavens will be shaken when the Large Hadron Collider at CERN is fired up on 2008September10. the prupose of this collider being to investigate the powers of the heavens.
Jesus comes on the mushroom cloud of the first birth pang, the fire from the heavens of 1Kings18, the terrorist attack that starts the Great Tribulation of Matthew24, on 911, 2008 on the 7th anniversary of 911, 2001 (Isaiah30:25-26, 1Kings18:43).

[Pretty much the most firm prediction up to date. Out of the 120 previous ones that failed.]

Gordon Ritchie and the Lord's Witnesses, Lord's Witnesses website 95 Comments [9/11/2008 3:13:10 PM]
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Quote# 47076

I have extremely violent murdering spirits that I inherited from my father and I don't hit my wife. I do struggle with anger at times and need to repent of my mouth. The demons will wait for a good opportunity, then in a stressful situation, they will exert their influence in an attempt to make the problem worse. This is no excuse for our behavior, but it does influence us if we are not careful. When this happens I call upon the Lord to torment them and He does, then they back off.

xfrodobagginsx, Ministering Deliverance 58 Comments [9/11/2008 10:19:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 47139

Your lucky you're living in the 21st century my friend, because people like you were dealt with in the past very harshly. Its your generation that has destroyed society. Congratulations. Keep spreading your disease.


[This statement was in reference to a posted that complained of Christians proselytizing at his place of employment after he expressed to a co-worker that he was an atheist]

Schmoe, Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [9/11/2008 10:15:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 47011

I'm sure they'll see this thread and get a laugh out of it. I'll take comfort that God gets the last laugh.

What they don't realize that either they bow now or they bow later, but they will bow.

LoudRam, RaptureReady 74 Comments [9/11/2008 9:52:09 AM]
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Quote# 47224

Why I would not face my own Guilt. I would love to go around killing people if I was not a Christian. Before I turned Christian heck I would have KILLED to do something like that.

KillSw!tch, MyADSL 67 Comments [9/11/2008 9:52:02 AM]
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Submitted By: cyghost

Quote# 47081

I don't believe that parents not vaccinating are contributing to new outbreaks of measles, that sounds like a scape goat to me. There are so many people coming here from other countries, illegally, who carry diseases and we never know it because they get in under the radar. Also, diseases mutate and turn into different strains. What strain a vaccine works for may not work for newer strains that are now spreading.

[I guess this could also go under racists say that darndest]

LookingUplinda, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [9/11/2008 9:51:28 AM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius

Quote# 47187

[Another turn off your irony meters moment. This in a thread about psychics and fortune readers.]

I agree with the whole business of letting people believe what they want to believe, but when slimy thugs abuse that to con good people out of their money... Someone really needs to step in and do something. Expose these frauds for what they really are.

Reckoner, RR 47 Comments [9/11/2008 8:18:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 47349

(On one of LW's silly threads about Obama being the "Anti-christ's John the Baptist" or some retarded shit like that)

[Oh, also, I agree, Christ is the anti-John the Baptist, or whatever the fuck you said, I figure it's a better troll if I agree.]


YOU GUYS ARE TRYING PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH.

I suggest you pick up a Holy Bible read it and look at newspaper and news.

KingKakashi(LoneWolf1984), narutomania 39 Comments [9/11/2008 3:37:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 46983

[After a long debate I cite evidence that the Bible says Earth is flat (Luke 4:5), that Earth had a reducing atmosphere, that abiogenesis is possible, that the Big Bang happened and that Earth is 4.5 Billion years old. I then ask him to show evidence for a creation without using the Bible. What is his response?]

I'm sorry, but since you refuse to show evidence to support your theories, and since you show that you can't rightly decipher the evidence presented I must now block your comments

Craighill9, Youtube 49 Comments [9/11/2008 2:26:35 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 46976

Mike Rose, senior pastor at Juneau Christian Center

From an April 27, 2008 sermon: “If you really want to know where you came from and happen to believe the word of God that you are not a descendant of a chimpanzee, this is what the word of God says. I believe this version.”

From a July 8, 2007 sermon: “Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.”

From a July 28, 2007 sermon: “Do you believe we’re in the last days? After listening to Newt Gingrich and the prime minister of Israel and a number of others at our gathering, I became convinced, and I have been convinced for some time. We are living in the last days. These are incredible times to live in.”

Mike Rose Sarah Palin’s Pastor, harpers 42 Comments [9/11/2008 1:33:51 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 47284

You all know it's true. Liberals are whackjobs. Liberalism is amenatl disorder. There's something wrong with you if your liberal. And now your sending us all to Hell in a handbasket by electing Obama*coughmuslimcough*. A part me hopes he does win just so I can tell all you iditot assholes I told you so.

A Conservative and Proud, FSTDT 78 Comments [9/11/2008 12:47:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Headache

Quote# 47099

[Boundless.org is part of Focus On the Family, aimed at 20-somethings. They are trying to promote marriage to that demographic.]

Lust is a sin within marriage as much as it is outside it — even lust for your spouse. That's because lust is the objectification of another. And people, beings made in the image of their Creator, aren't objects. As believers, we're called to honor one another. It's a misconception that as long as you wait till you're married, any and every mode of sexual expression is legit. Romans 12:9-10 says, "Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good. Be devoted to one another in brotherly love. Honor one another above yourselves." That's no less true in marriage than in among believers in the church.

Candice Watters, Boundless.org article, "Living Chaste, Single or Married" 67 Comments [9/10/2008 9:42:32 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 47122

Not long ago, I was speaking at a national conference for Vietnam veterans, and I touched on the importance of forgiving such notable figures as Jane Fonda, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, etc, The reactions were mixed, especially when I mentioned truly forgiving Jane Fonda, the Vietnam veteran's arch-enemy, for her activities during the war. One particular veteran who has been paralyzed and wheel-chair bound for twenty years, forgave her and got out of his wheel-chair and walked. As far as I know, he is still walking, and most of all he is praising the Lord for setting him free of his un-forgiveness.

Chuck Dean, Demonbuster 46 Comments [9/10/2008 9:27:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 47095

About me: I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of God. But I am back. Neither me or God will be silenced.

This shows that Yahoo is against both me and our Lord.

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 47 Comments [9/10/2008 8:25:13 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.

Quote# 47114

Jesus is up in heaven, getting his shoes on, feeling anxious and excited ...saying "can I go NOW?"

regionsteve, RR 80 Comments [9/10/2008 8:24:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 47108

Well, some homosexuals try to live their lives happily and mind their own business, and others don't. Some seem to have the inordinate need to cram their homosexuality down others' throats, and to force their homosexuality on society, and those are the gays I personally have a problem with, because what they are doing is destroying things I believe in, like traditional morals and values, and that makes it personal.

[next comment]

I just do my part to keep them from utterly destroying the morals and values of society, and it is quite clear society has few left. See, people can have the live and let live attitude, and that's fine, but the gays are not on board with that, they insist on cramming it down people's throats. But they're people out there such as myself, who aren't EVER going to accept their lifestyle, because we know it to be abnormal sick behavior. We're here, we're NOT queer, so they can fucking get over it.

crimsonguard25701, TheAmazingAtheist's Homosexuality video 35 Comments [9/10/2008 8:24:20 PM]
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