Quote# 46928

For the last few months I've felt such an intensity of adoration to God. I cry instantly when I sit to think about what He has done for us - I cry when I read the prayer requests - I cry when I think about all the people I see on the train who don't know the Lord and I cry mostly because He is so wonderful and generous to us. I feel closer to God than I have felt in a while - it's a wonderful feeling. It must be a sign of the times we're in. Do you also feel an outpouring of love towards others? I had an insane thought that I should get up while on my train ride to work and start telling people about Jesus. Of course - I didn't - I rationalised it for a moment and cowered out. I don't think they would have pelted me with rotten tomatoes or anything like that!

Shining Brightly, RR (again) 51 Comments [9/10/2008 5:40:48 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 47269

You are the one mentaly ill. You are just jeolus because I am Gods child. If you die and if your name isnt in the Book Of Life. You well go to Hell. My names in the Book Of Life. Is yours?

LoneWolf1984, fstdt! 57 Comments [9/10/2008 5:35:49 AM]
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Quote# 47182

Liberals just want to sit around, let jerkoffs attack us, and wait for more. No, screw that. I want to go to war, I want to wipe them out, and I want my country to protect me. Clinton didn't protect us and Obama won't either. Don't tell me war isn't the answer. You think those in Al-Queda jerkoffs are going to give up if we don't attack them back? They're not attacking us to bully us around and try to make us look like geeks like a little schoolboy, they're attacking us to take us the **** out. I say we wipe them all out. What do you do if someone shoots you in the arm once? Stand there and have a pep talk with them? No, you kick his little ***. 9/11 was like a bullet in the heart, war is the answer in this case.

FutureCop, city-data.com 74 Comments [9/10/2008 1:46:08 AM]
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Quote# 46979

Just in the past few weeks I have spoken with four different people who have seen demons cloaked in human form come to their doors and knock and wait....they are desiring to terrorize. One gentleman I spoke with today had to leave his home due to all the strange knockings.

A dear saint, who oversees scores of churches in Pakistan has reported to me that there are actual villages in his nation that is entirely demon people (demons manifesting as humans). I have heard this from others too. Demons are becoming quite bold. I'm convinced some of the people you come in contact with aren't truly human but demonic.

Jesus warned us, “For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and miracles to deceive the elect—if that were possible. So be on your guard; I have told you everything ahead of time.”

As we draw closer to the end we will see an increased amount of demonic appearances. False Christs, some human whom are indwelt with demons, some actual demons taking upon the form of humans, will appear. This is another bizarre phenomenon that is occurring in our day. Demons are appearing more in our lives. I have seen many demons in people and roaming our planet. They often take upon the form of a monster, a ghost, an alien, an unearthly creature.

Jay Barlett, Ministering Deliverance 54 Comments [9/10/2008 1:24:55 AM]
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Quote# 46998

[yet another christian woman's fantasy in a thread about heaven]

I also look forward to actually seeing my Savior with my own eyes and feeling Him wrap His arms around me and say, Welcome home, my good and faithful servant. I could stay right there in his embrace for eternity!!!! It's so exciting to think that we will be able to speak to all the faithful Bible figures we have read about. I can't wait!

Biblenuggetlady, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [9/10/2008 1:15:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 47000

[Perhaps she now realizes why teachers go through 4-5 years of college to become a teacher??]

So, we are on day five of our first year of homeschooling our son (the girls are still in public school). It has been a rough 5 days. I didn't buy a prepkg'd curriculum because I thought I could do without it and make up my own with the "What your Fourth Grader should know" books and using a curriculum outline from another (better) school district to guide me on what to teach.

THus far we have had at least 4 arguments (son and I) about the work. Lots of workbook pages (lang. arts, math, reading (Cricket in Times Square), plus vocab words, spelling words, etc. He fights tooth and nail (except, oddly, with reading the book, which I expected the most aggravation with). Today he pouted and asked when I was going to teach him, and I told him so far he KNOWS what we're doing bc its REVIEW...and there is nothing 'new' yet to 'teach'...long story short, I ended up telling him to find his school clothes (they wear dress code) and I'd wash them so he could go back to school on Monday. He said: "But you just filled the paperwork out to take me out of school", and I replied: "So, I will just look like a fool and tell them we coudln't do it, and you can go back with your friends." (I was very upset at this point). He started to tear up and say he didn't WANT to go back to school, and I asked why and he said he was bored there. BIG FRUSTRATED SIGH!

Scrappergirl, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [9/10/2008 12:36:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 47121

Witchcraft is another 160 year curse. Have you read your horoscope in the paper or magazine? You (innocently) put a curse on you, your children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Again, these must be broken in THE NAME OF JESUS after repentance and renouncing.

Stan and Elizabath Madrak, Demonbuster 40 Comments [9/10/2008 12:36:15 AM]
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Quote# 46912

I need not respect a person who does not believe in GOD

"The Warrior", Y! answers 57 Comments [9/10/2008 12:24:58 AM]
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Quote# 46907

Responding to "There isn't any historical evidence that the Israelites were ever slaves in Egypt, for instance.:

And? Just because evidence hasn't been found, or has been interpreted wrongly, doesn't mean it isn't true. My faith isn't based on scientific evidence, I don't need that to know that the Bible is true.

Our entire historical record is a joke, especially when it comes to ancient history. There is so much information lacking, and so many personal agendas in archeology, that we will never come to the real truth.

hamelekim, JREF Forum 35 Comments [9/10/2008 12:18:17 AM]
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Quote# 47028

Take care of the earth. It's my home. Satan.

Goingsoon?, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [9/10/2008 12:18:13 AM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy

Quote# 47069

Yep. When we get to Heaven, we will be members of an absolute monarchy, with God the Father having given full authority to Jesus Christ to rule and reign. Man is so good at trying to shrink absolute and concrete truths to fit his own understanding. Durhhh..let's see..I like Democrats, so God must be one too!

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RaptureReady 37 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:59 AM]
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Quote# 47037

Remember Christianity is not a religion. A religion is Man trying to get to God. Christianity is God coming to Man (in the person of Jesus Christ).

nononsenseguy, city-data.com 36 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:33 AM]
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Quote# 46999

If the Christian behaves contrary to the requirements of Christ, we must firstly stop calling him Christian. After that, no, you cannot know Christianity or Christ from misbehaving Christians.

But the muslim, worldwide, does behave according to mahomet. Do you understand that?

Luzeiro, Christian Forums 24 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Futuwwa

Quote# 47015

Politics is no place for a women, women should be at home looking after the kids, cooking dinner and fetching beers while her man relaxes with his feet up and watches the football. Todd Palin should be the automatic VP is McCain wins because everyone knows that he would make a better VP than his wife simply for the fact he is a man, she is a woman.

McCain is an intelligent man and I'm sure he will see the light, or prehaps he already knows. Sarah Palin is a token VP, we all know when McCain is in the White House, he will go to Todd for the serious business and leave Sarah as a token female VP to keep the liberals happy.

Who's with me?

Have a nice day and God Bless!

forgetyourrestraints_x, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:23 AM]
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Quote# 46959

The Crusades was an integral part of the fight between Islam's desire to dominate the world, suffice it to say. Don't use diversion tactics, please.

Bronwyn, WoW offtopic 38 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Worldsend

Quote# 46926

I am looking forward to the Holiness that we will live in ALL the time, no more temptation or even thinking of anything sinful! I can't wait to hear the heavenly hosts singing praises too, and I hope I can carry a tune there, because I sure can't here! I also look forward to actually seeing my Savior with my own eyes and feeling Him wrap His arms around me and say, Welcome home, my good and faithful servant. I could stay right there in his embrace for eternity!!!! It's so exciting to think that we will be able to speak to all the faithful Bible figures we have read about. I can't wait!

Biblenuggetlady, RR 24 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:13 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 46934

Obama is for attacking full term babies as they are being born, and when they are half out of the womb, allowing legal murder of them in the most grotesque manner possible. How can any voter trust a person who wants to dispose of human beings like Obama does? He is so cold & callous about life.

Kyrie Eleison, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:07 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 46997

[on a thread talking about heaven]

If I dont have a dog in this world...I gonna get one in heaven (I hope). Heaven is COOL!

PrincessPurple, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [9/10/2008 12:17:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 47047

Q u o t e:
All it says is that if intelligent designers have their way, it would uproot what science is. Sorry, we teach science in the science classroom, which means things with evidence and experimentation. Not some faith-driven fairytale with no evidence.



OMG the hysterics are killing me.

But the non-ID's should only be preached! I'm an atheist and I DEMAND it! If those crazy ID scientists get their way, OMG!!! the world is lost! Stop acting like a lunatic! You can't prove there is no intelligent design either so stfu about theories.

Kritzy, WoW offtopic 33 Comments [9/10/2008 12:16:54 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 46933

[topic: Oprah Refuses: Palin Won't be on!]


If I were Oprah I would tie a millstone around my neck and be thrown off into the ocean than to fall into the hands of the Living God.

DerRickster, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [9/10/2008 12:16:41 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 46984

Great minds think alike??? !!! My kitty now has a GIANT water and food bowl. My craft room faces the east so when I am scrapbooking I can watch for Jesus. My husband and sister have cancer so I constantly pray that they will stay well for the Rapture which I feel is closer every second. Some days I get so excited I want to run around the house yelling "Soon, soon, soon, but the neighbors would think I am certifiable. Sure is hard to contain all this joy.

[Emphasis added]

Beulah Land, RR 52 Comments [9/10/2008 12:16:25 AM]
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Submitted By: necroforest

Quote# 46927

[on witnessing-]

Jesus said looking with lust is adultry of the heart, I asked him if he has ever done that, and I said if you havent [done] that then your gay...

Glory in print, RR 32 Comments [9/10/2008 12:16:15 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 46896

[Why does God let us suffer so much? Every five seconds a child dies of hunger, why?]

God doesn't let us suffer so much. What you are dishonestly passing away here, is that _suffering_ is the consequence of a PERSON doing an injustice to another person, for instance some other person sleeping with your spouse and giving your spouse some kind of disease, _suffering_ is a consequence of choosing the WRONG things. Take accountability for your actions and hold yourself to a higher cause, God, than oneself.
We all will die, so are you saying that DEATH is suffering? You make no logical sense, zero! I pity your lack of depth of thought!

aspata, Human Evolution blog 17 Comments [9/10/2008 12:16:08 AM]
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Quote# 46917

There are sooooo many signs that He is coming soon.

Lately, I can't stop gazing at the sky, on my breaks, while driving, I glance up almost all the time. I keep thinking that I might catch the angel with the trumpet just a moment or two before he sounds off. I'm ready to run into Jesus' arms and see Him smile at me and hold me. I can't wait to be in Heaven and see everything with Jesus. There's going to be alot to ask Him about. Wow, to have forever with Jesus!

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [9/10/2008 12:15:55 AM]
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Submitted By: JohnTheAtheist

Quote# 47053

Which creationists story would be taught in public schools?


Do advocates of creationism believe only their version should be taught or all ?

Answer :The TRUTH from God's story in the book of Genesis is the only one jto teach. The others will have to come under some other subject like; myths and legends and pagan religions.

gg28, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [9/9/2008 10:09:53 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas