Quote# 46820

[An excerpt from a book called How to be a Successful Teenager, published by Chick Publications. The sickest think you will ever read.]

The Secret About Hell

It was a gruesome sight!

When Bill arrived, there had obviously been a horrible accident. A severely smashed car was laying upside down in the middle of the road.

As Bill approached, he saw Susan, a teenage girl, trapped inside, furiously pounding on the window and screaming for help.

Just as Bill reached her car, it exploded in flames, knocking him backwards. As the flames engulfed Susan, Bill found a large rock and quickly smashed the windshield. He grabbed Susan's burning body and dragged her to safety.

As he rolled Susan in some nearby grass to extinguish the flames, the stench of her burning flesh almost caused him to pass out. She was burning over most of her body and was screaming in agony.

AN ETERNAL FIRE

Teen, as ghastly as that story is, it does not begin to describe the horrors of a real place that real people are sent to every day.

The place is hell. It's a place of eternal torment where people burn day and night forever and ever in undying flames.

Susan suffered excruciating pain and horrible burns but at least she escaped with her life.

In hell, there is not escape - ever! And there is no hope. For all eternity, every person in hell will scream in horror as roaring flames engulf their body, just like Susan did when she was burning. And it doesn't matter what you believe about hell:

- It doesn't matter if you don't believe hell exists - it does.

- It doesn't matter if you believe that a loving God would never send anyone to such a place - He does.

- It doesn't matter if you think I am trying to scare you into believing God and doing what He wants you to do - I'm not.

Rick Jones, chick.com 69 Comments [9/6/2008 6:22:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 46806

"A true Christian cannot vote for a Democrat. Plain and simple. Anyone who does is a liar and a deceiver and serving Satan. Anyone of any party who supports the gay lifestyle or abortion needs to open their Bibles and see what the Holy Spirit tells them of their deceit."

Unknown, OneNewsNow 46 Comments [9/6/2008 4:25:57 PM]
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Submitted By: RaptorJesus15

Quote# 46779

"PS: What do you have against "greenies"? People who think green are trying to keep the earth's treasures from being exhausted/extinct."

This thread is an extension of the other because of all the posts about drowning polar bears. The truth was lost in fabrication, and I thought it needed clarifying with it's own thread.

What I have against the green lobbyist, or "greenies", is that their need to save the planet God gave us steps on the needs of real live human beings.

There is this scripture in the Bible that says in the last days things will get so twisted that wrong will become right. I think we're there.

GOD gave us these resources to use. He put us about the earth, plant life and all the animals by giving us "dominion" and told us to "subdue" them. He made it abundantly clear these things were here for our purpose.

Now people are losing their jobs, in a time that record numbers are losing their homes. Real people with real issues that need real help. It's not a question of "do I think green, or love the polar bears", it's a question of "do we love our neighbor as ourselves". It's a question of priorities.

Dogartdog, Ebay Art & Artists Discussion Forum 30 Comments [9/6/2008 4:14:00 PM]
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Quote# 46756

[Jesus fuck. Now it's happening over here as well.]

A protest was organised in response to part of a display on evolution being censored following a complaint to Abington Park Museum in Northampton .

A passage in a display on Charles Darwin at the Northampton Borough Council-run museum was covered up after a complaint from a Christian nutter. The move has now sparked the Northampton Socialist Forum to decide on protest action.

As reported in the Chronicle & Echo on Thursday, four lines of text were obscured. The information in the display explained how Charles Darwin used fossils to formulate his theory of evolution, which the forum said was established scientific fact.

Patrick Markey, of the forum, said: People are entitled to have all sorts of ideas, but no right to impose them on others. This is a public museum and should respect rational scientific thought, not the ideas of some religious fundamentalists.

The National Secular Society has written to the borough council. President Terry Sanderson said: There is a global push by the so-called 'creationist movement' to undermine the theory of evolution. It is incumbent on all educators to resist this attempt to deny evidence and, in the process, retard science and progress.

Visitors to the museum are entitled to a better explanation of Darwin's world-shaping idea than the bowdlerised version you have on display at present.

Councillor Brendan Glynane, the cabinet member for museums said: There was absolutely no attempt at censorship. The text contains a factual error which could cause confusion. We have now uncovered the display board and are in the process of getting a new board produced.

The council says the revised wording will read: He used the same layers of fossils to show the slow changes that are taking place over the millennia of earth history, each small change enabling a species to adapt to the rigours of its environment – the struggle for survival, through the natural selection, leading to the survival of the fittest.

Random fundie, Religious Watch 17 Comments [9/6/2008 2:55:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius

Quote# 46734

The problem is, we didnt evolve from anything, and evolution has been disproved more than proved. Read all the facts . . . . . Evolution does not draw any support from scripture and scripture has never been proven wrong. Evolution doesnt even use the same order of appearance that the creation happened in. Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie. I say that evolution is a lie. If you want to believe the lie, that is your choice. Let God always be true and every man a liar . . .

there have been many proven hoaxes . . .

BlessedinHim, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [9/6/2008 12:38:31 PM]
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Submitted By: wolfboy

Quote# 46725

[Q:Why are Atheists criticized so much?]

WTH!!!! Christians are the ones getting criticized for their beliefs and actions, about half the questions in the spiritual and religion section are criticizing christians, and in real life, Christians are murdered, tortured and ridiculed for our beliefs everyday

pyromanizak, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [9/6/2008 8:00:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Fundiebuster

Quote# 46730

[In response to the question "Do people actually believe dinosaur bones were placed by GOD to test our faith???"

No dinosaur bones were there because they were created in the 6th day of creation with all the land animals. Most died out by the flood.

There were two on the ark. The bible talks about them as dragons.

Gregory S, Yahoo! Answers 33 Comments [9/6/2008 8:00:12 AM]
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Submitted By: onein6billion

Quote# 46796

Do you think Atheists are "closet believers" of God?
Sometimes I think they are too scared to admit there is a God.

They never do any research, they never read. All they say there is no God. They use ignorance instead of intelligence.

I would wish they would take the Holy Bible and read the whole book. Then comprehend it, And then make arguments.

The Holy Bible is so full of hidden information. HIDDEN information. Just reading it, not going to do it. You have to understand every verse. EVERY SINGLE VERSE. Trust me, it will take nearly all your life to understand the Holy Bible.

Maybe they will become believers on their death bed. I hope it isn't too late for them.

Aron S, Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [9/6/2008 7:58:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46780

All Non Believers?has you god(s) ever done the following?Answer the following....?
1)Healed you of any deceases?
2)Made you feel good when talking to them?
3)Has it or they ever helped you or comfort you?
4) do you have some laws that are also the 10 commandments?
5) did the god you live for die for you?
6) Is their a place like heaven in your belief?
7) Does your belief promise ever lasting life?
8)do you (did you) obey your parents(5th commandment in the Bible)?
9)If you don't believe in anything , why do you believe 1+1=2, is one really true then?
10)Does you belief or god have a television or even a RADIO station here in the us or Even around the world?
11) Do cry out to God or Jesus Christ, when you stub you toe, or get angry, or do you cry out to your god, or mystial being that you don't believe??
12)LAST but not least? Did your history text book say a.D. after Jesus death, and B.C. Before Christ, if so then why deny him now??



[Confessions of a demented mind]

s_m_trucker, Yahoo Answers 71 Comments [9/6/2008 7:57:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46762

(In reply to an article about Pagans praying at the temple of Athena in protest to pieces of it being moved to museums.)

Good grief! Another religion? Maybe it's just an offshoot of Wicca-----or the other way around------or something.

Doubting Tom, USAToday 41 Comments [9/6/2008 7:55:12 AM]
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Submitted By: shellk

Quote# 46711

[Some word definitions according to The King James Bible Companion]

Behemoth A large, plant-eating dragon or dinosaur. Job 40:15 ff.

Dragon Huge lizard; dinosaur. Deut 32:33

Leviathan Big dragon/dinosaur that lives near or in the water/sea. Job 41:1 ff.;Psa 74:14.

David W. Daniels, chick.com 31 Comments [9/6/2008 7:54:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 46767

(Commenting on a story about a company that turns cremated ashes into memorial synthetic diamonds.)

"Each one takes between three weeks and three months to create...The chemistry is easy..." Don't the evolutionists say that diamonds require millions of years to form & therefore evidence for and old earth? Obviously, all that is needed is a short period of time plus the right conditions. Hmmmmmm.......

nobody, Yahoo! Canada New 37 Comments [9/6/2008 7:53:52 AM]
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Quote# 46722

MELBOURNE, Australia — The Hell family says it may tell a Catholic school in Australia where to go after it objected to enrolling their son because of his name.

Officials said the boy had been offered a place at the St. Peter the Apostle school in the southern city of Melbourne after discussions between the principal, the parish priest and the family over his name.

But Alex Hell said he would rather send 5-year-old Max elsewhere because the school balked at taking the boy over his family name.

"We are the victims of our name," Hell said Monday.

Hell said he and his wife approached St. Peter the Apostle school about enrolling Max because the boy was being bullied at his current school because of his name, the Herald Sun newspaper reported on its Web site.

The Catholic school supported a plan to enroll Max using his mother's maiden name, Wembridge, but then withdrew its invitation when the parents changed their minds about the name, Hell said. The school backed down and offered Max a place only when Hell took the issue to the media, he said.

"The school has turned around and said Max can go there, but why would you want to go there after being victimized?" Hell said.

The family was considering moving to his wife's hometown to find a different school, he said.

Director of Catholic Education in Victoria state, Stephen Elder, said using the boy's mother's name was the parents' idea to "assist the child in the transition of schools."

"After discussions between the parish priest and principal, St. Peter the Apostle School has made an offer of enrollment to the student," Elder said in a statement. "The school is working with the family in the best interests of the child."

Hell said he had Austrian heritage and that the name means "bright."

A School in Australia, FOX News 64 Comments [9/6/2008 7:52:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic

Quote# 46811

[Answer to Why does the Christain God continue to fail? Over and over ect...]

HAHA!

Why does athiesm fail over and over again?

God creates everything for a reason...a reason not one of us could understand because we are not Him. HAHA! You call us the ignorant ones....

Gods plan is not yours to control...he will know everything and knows when the day you will die! HAHA...God never fails only wins!

Xxdepres, Yahoo!Answers 40 Comments [9/6/2008 7:48:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Jay-Sus

Quote# 46742

Question: Do you think God is going to send a major natural disaster to California to punish them for tolerating gays?

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I can see it happening pretty soon. If it doesn't, then God's going to have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah. And I know God. He always follows through.

I wonder how long it's going to be before we turn on the news and find out that a catastrophic earthquake or hurricane has hit them.

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 44 Comments [9/6/2008 7:36:26 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.

Quote# 46704

(Here is Sarah Palin detailing how she believes our troops are serving the will of her God.)

Speaking before the Pentecostal church, Palin painted the current war in Iraq as a messianic affair in which the United States could act out the will of the Lord.

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."

Religion, however, was not strictly a thread in Palin's foreign policy. It was part of her energy proposals as well. Just prior to discussing Iraq, Alaska's governor asked the audience to pray for another matter -- a $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in the state. "I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

Sarah Palin (McCain's VP Pick), On the tubes 27 Comments [9/6/2008 5:13:58 AM]
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Quote# 46964

(LoneWolf on Obama)


He's a Muslim and a Jew. I wonder which side he believes in? Christians are like the adopted brothers and sisters to the Jews. I hear somewhere on a Christian Program on TV. That A Prince will rise from the eastren world to take over the world. He's a smooth talker just like Hitler was.

My Sunday School class did some research. In Muslim religon if any country that has Muslim's churches is already under their god.

I'd found out about it.

Christianity's Heaven and Hell:
The wide path will leaded you to Hell and the Narrow path will leaded you to Heaven.

Muslim's Heaven and Hell:
The wide path will leaded you to Heaven and the Narrow path will leaded you to Hell.

Muslim belives that Jesus didn't die on the cross but Judas did. I know it isn't true cause Judas hanged himself.

In Fact the Devil is a copy cat of the Living God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 59 Comments [9/6/2008 5:11:43 AM]
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Quote# 46697

ok so you admit nothing is 100% certain in science. So don't go claiming that evolution is the reason why were here today. Because we evolved from a fish . Don't go claiming this shit to be fact, cause its not.

According to you evolution takes thousands and billions of years to happen, but sadly the human life span is nowhere close to that.

In science don't you have to be able to observe something to actually say its fact and run tests. Not have some shit written down a piece of paper on how we "THINK" it happens. You guys are quick to call believers in God arrogant and blind and all this garbage.

When in turn you guys say we started from a SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM. HAHAHAHAHAHHA honestly thats really funny. Like im laughing just thinking of that.

viepr149, eBaum's World Forum 47 Comments [9/5/2008 11:17:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Adam

Quote# 46684

My wife is bent on "inventing" some kinda long term food dispenser for our dogs so they'll be able to eat after the rapture!

gratefulberean, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [9/5/2008 11:08:47 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 46692

Last week I saw a demon with a goats head, a mans body, cloven hooves and was silver in color. I went on the attack rebuking and castingout. But I still sensed him in the area. So after much prayer and fasting I no longer sense its presence. Then today the Holy Spirit showed me a "spirit of a python". I think these demons are being sent out against our team. I am not familiar with the first demon, and know very little about the python spirit. Has anyone else seen these demons? Can anyone one give me any info on these demons? Because of my schedule, 3 services on sunday, 1 on tuesday, 1 on wednesday, 1 on thursday, I am hard pressed for time to do proper research. What are there manifestatations or traits?
I was also threatened by some other demons with violent death, death by butcher knife!

My friends, there are demons appearing as monsters all over the globe. In fact, they are becoming more embolden, as they come on church property in an attempt to instill fear. Fear has gripped North America and they know that most Americans are scared of their activity. Their work continues unhindred.

We must take our SWORDS and banish their presence in the holy name & blood of Jesus!

rev.dave, Ministering Deliverance 65 Comments [9/5/2008 11:06:38 PM]
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Quote# 46695

in the early time of earth, creatures of earth can live for a long time, you can try to read the bible and it will tell you that man can live for about 1000 years(about 12 time of modern man). if that apply to all creatures, then dinosaur fossils and giant bugs(such a dragonfly fossil that scretches for a metre long), one the difference of man and bugs and reptiles is that they will keep growing in size with age. therefore if they can live much longer, they will grow much larger than what we see today, then we have a "dinosaurs"-size Lizard

BLVK3, Gametrailers 25 Comments [9/5/2008 10:56:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi

Quote# 46703

[This whole site is like a minor arctic vein of gold!]

As time goes by, the truth of what our ancestors actually looked like became more and more evident--like us, pretty much. That's why it's becoming more difficult to find those old cave man characterizations, even most "knowledgeable" evolutionists have to admit that "Cro-Magnon" and "Neanderthal man" are fully human. (Photo:top left; recent computer and/or forensic recreations of "Neanderthal", right and "Cro-Magnon", left who is scowling, of course. Far right: Cro-Magnon steps out.)

So while, in the past evolutionists have been drawing them as ape-like and brutish to drive home the notion that we have "evolved"--we now both (Christians & evolutionists) know that they look like what a Christian or Bible believer would expect--us. Not only that, when " "they" drew themselves from life, (15,000 years ago according to evolutionary time) they tended to look more like this

S8int, S8int 17 Comments [9/5/2008 10:40:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic

Quote# 46680

I personally know of a number of people who came against me, and met with terrible judgment from the Lord. One man use to make fun by saying frequently, "seen any demons lately?", with a laugh. He unexpectedly was fired from his job, his wife divorced him, he was in an auto wreck that almost killed him, he turned into an alcoholic, and had a massive heart attack. A previous employer who tried to fire me lost a multi-million dollar contract for interfering with God's work. I've heard or read testimonies from some of you where God has intervened or judged on your behalf.

Stan Madrak, Demonbuster 66 Comments [9/5/2008 6:52:14 PM]
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Quote# 46723

Evolutionary thinking would have us believe that nasal conchae developed over time through natural selection. However, there is no clear progression of fossilized transitional conchae to back up this claim; only fully-formed noses are in the rock record. There is not even a theoretically realistic mechanism that nature could implement--assuming a non-intelligent, non-volitional entity like the universe could implement anything at all--to generate such complex features. When we examine the nose, we can join Job in exclaiming, "Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the Lord hath wrought this


[emphasis mine. Wonder who is the keeper of the nose fossil record?]

Chad, www.talkjesus.com 36 Comments [9/5/2008 6:50:43 PM]
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Submitted By: blayz

Quote# 46735

God decides what to do. If he creates discrepancies purposeful, there is always wisdom in it. If you think God is a poor designer then I want you or the whole scientific world to get together and make a FLY. ok. JUST A FLY. WE will give you 10 years.

faki49, YouTube 42 Comments [9/5/2008 6:48:45 PM]
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Submitted By: LazyJones