Quote# 57679

Darwinians are making a good case for evolution, after all, there are men who look like women and women who look like men. Maybe they're evolving into the opposite sex. Confusing to say the least.

ToDie4, The Meridian Star 63 Comments [2/4/2009 12:51:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 57719

(In a thread about a Fundie's 20 yr old son giving up his internet use to save himself from all the filth)

"Be careful than your gift of a son does not have one of the orange I-phones. A darling lady in my prayer group has one, and those little boxes have the internet in them! She showed me a pop video of a black lady winding her hips and singing, which she caught her daughter watching. We prayed and prayed and the little girl has not done it again. Praise be!!! "

Morrius, Rapture Ready 83 Comments [2/4/2009 12:44:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Mick Davies

Quote# 57717

From one of Starbuck's earlier postings:


I am amazed at the stupidity level of athiests who describe themselves as "progressive" "intellectual" "brights".

And now:


I find it REAL hard to get excited about ancient monkey bones.

The hypocrisy makes baby Jeebus cry.

And getting excited about some old monkey bones is a perfect example..

What can I say... You want to spend that much money on old monkey bones and praise them as the cradle of humanity, go ahead. Doesn't make you right. And "Lucy" was not a human, she/he/it was a monkey of some kind. And you claiming she was doesn't make it so either. Quit working youself into a lather over such stupid things.

Ach! The pure stupidity of evolutionists and athiests is shocking..

Now, it is your turn to slam on me... But before you do, have a great day... Your good ones are severely numbered.

starbuck, pharyngula 40 Comments [2/3/2009 11:39:39 PM]
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Quote# 57216

Obama is the Antichrist

All the signs are there; does anybody else see it?

- He will be indwelt and empowered by Satan

- He will rise to power over 10 nations [from the old Roman Empire ... Europe?!]

- He will somehow be 'diverse from the rest' so we are not certain he will be European

- He will bring peace, yet conquer through treaties and war

- He will be very, very popular around the world

- He will be a great talker and speech maker

- He will likely be charismatic and physically attractive, like King Saul

- He will receive what appears to be a fatal wound to the head

- He will appear to be resurrected from the dead

- His right eye may be blinded and his arm completely withered

- He will enforce a "peace" plan or resolution [covenant] upon nation Israel

[It doesn’t say he signs this treaty, but he enforces some coming 'peace plan' or resolution]

- He may help to get the new Jewish Temple built in Jerusalem

- He will appear to perform miracles ("lying signs and wonders")

- He will require that everybody on Earth receive a mark or identification on their

forehead or hand and nobody will legally be able to buy or sell without it

- He will stand in a new Jewish Temple in Jerusalem and declare he is "God"

- Unspeakable terror and war will then engulf Earth for exactly 3½ years (1260 days)

- He will direct the slaughter of millions of Christians and Jews

- He will lead the armies of the world into Israel . . . Armageddon.

Darthdiddler, worldofwarcraft 90 Comments [2/3/2009 7:50:57 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 57749

[discussing use of the word 'penis' in an article on human reproduction]

If it's just a 'completly ordinary part of the human body,' why is it forbidden by both social taboo and criminal law to display it in public? We call them the 'dirty parts' for a reason - they are kept out of sight because this allows them to be kept out of mind, not filling people's thoughts with lust and sin or damaging children.


[the talk pages are easily the funniest bits of Conservapedia]

New Crusader, Conservapedia 84 Comments [2/3/2009 7:40:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Dan Onymous

Quote# 57642

[Pot Calling the Kettle Black Award?]

Just when liberals thought it was safe to start identifying themselves as such, an acclaimed, veteran psychiatrist is making the case that the ideology motivating them is actually a mental disorder.

"Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded," says Dr. Lyle Rossiter, author of the new book, "The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness." "Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave."

While political activists on the other side of the spectrum have made similar observations, Rossiter boasts professional credentials and a life virtually free of activism and links to "the vast right-wing conspiracy."

Dr. Lyle Rossiter, WND (duh) 59 Comments [2/3/2009 6:53:19 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 57856

Genocide is when man commits mass murder. When God cleans the slate, it isn't genocide, its justice. You forget, even if there were 10 righteous, he would have spared them all.

God murdering the innocents of Egypt?

Murder is the unlawful taking of life. Since God is the law maker, I dont think that term applies.

Everlasting torture...

Everlasting torture is the judgment of a perfect God on the sins of men. I don't think you are in a position to complain about it, so I would start making plans on how you can avoid it. Or you can be cast there, and feel vindicated, that you are soooo wronged.

Usgrant7, www.politicalforum.com 63 Comments [2/3/2009 6:33:53 PM]
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Quote# 57743

["Preserved" has a theory about how to hear the sound of the universe being created.]

What will be heard when they pass the point were the chatter of the last 6,000 years at the spead of sound?

LET THERE BE LIGHT

then nothing but silence?

...
If we can travel beyond the speed of sound then thoretically we could catch sound as it travels away from us if we are traveling faster than it. So if we were traveling at 100 times the speed of sound it would take us only 60 years to catch up with the sounds of creation. Theoretically.

Preserved, Rapture Ready 94 Comments [2/3/2009 3:47:21 PM]
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Submitted By: xiane

Quote# 57715

this article is BIASED. there is no talk of intelligent design or desputes AND NO WHERE DOES IT SAY LUCY IS A FAKE!!!!! no where is there any mention of lucy being a fraud. someone change this please!

unsigned comment, wikipedia 46 Comments [2/3/2009 3:38:57 PM]
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Quote# 57427

When ever I have debated homosexuals I just plain ask them is being gay natural, or unnatural?....They always say its natural then I say why cant two homosexuals have children together? Then I tell them because its not natural, then I tell them look at a man and a woman they can have children together because its natural...They usually don't want to argue anymore after I bring up those examples.

Glory in print, RR 47 Comments [2/3/2009 2:56:13 PM]
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Quote# 58037

With the number of Christians in the world, the number of people Raptured in insane situations will be quite high I believe. The destruction is potentially catastrophic:

-people raptured on the toilet

-people raptured heading down the Autobahn at maximum velocity

-Christian pilots raptured, and in some cases co-pilots as well, converting the
airliner from a means of transportation to an 700 ton missile

-Christian doctors Raptured in the middle of a surgery

-Organ donors raptured before their parts are taken

-School bus drivers and all the children on board raptured, leaving the bus to careen down residential streets

-Ambulance drivers raptured on the way to the hospital at 70 mph, leaving the passenger in the back gurney

-Death row inmates raptured moments before their execution, leaving prision and state officials baffled

-Some cities with their senates, congress and infrastructure missing

-A mom raptured while driving down the highway leaving her unbelieving teens careening within the un-piloted vehicle

-Zoo keepers raptured, leaving hundreds of animals to starve to death

-Dogs and cats run wild in the streets after their owners have been raptured

-Crime explodes as a result of many police officers being raptured

-Thousands of inmates escape prisons and flee into city as a result of raptured security personnel

-Terrorists bolster their efforts to plot against the U.S., thinking the disappearances are a sign from "allah" that the infidels are being punished, the worst of them disappearing all-together.

This is just a fraction of what can occur. Truly, you may be in the middle of something when it happens, but when it does, just be glad that it did and you were taken. No matter what you were in the middle of when the rapture happens, you won't care when you see yourself soaring in the clouds about to meet God. It won't even matter. Just be glad you weren't left here to face the aftermath, now that would be embarrassing and horrifying. The chaos that will fall on our planet will be a blessing compared to the grief you'll feel at being stuck here for 7 years, 3.5 of which you are not likely to survive. I honestly don't care what I'm in the middle of, just take me home Jesus!!

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RR 116 Comments [2/3/2009 2:56:13 PM]
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Quote# 57603

(On dinosaur fossils with feathers)

No, they found fuzz, and as I said before China was the only place they found it. You people are grasping for straws. You are of course unwilling to consider the fact that the fuzzy imprints were only found in China could be, and probably is, attributable to unique aspects of the soil in that area, because you desperately wish to believe that there is a link between dinosaurs and birds. You are not being logical, you are simply creating your own origin myths as you go.

jmsnooks, deviantART 44 Comments [2/3/2009 1:46:53 PM]
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Submitted By: mngamojemo

Quote# 57925

Blind faith is the only thing that can help Christians. Christians who have attempted to apply logic to our religion have turned Atheist like the scientists. We must not let that happen to ourselves.

Frederick James, Atheist, Agnostic, Nonreligious (facebook group) 58 Comments [2/3/2009 10:15:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Luke Wahlberg

Quote# 57692

Evolution and Atheism – Like a Hand in a Glove

The reason why Darwin’s Idea of Evolution is so appealing to Atheists and Atheism is precisely because it makes no mention, no allusion, nor gives any credit to God. Much similarly to Atheism, Evolution bases itself on nothing. Yes, it is called a Scientific Theory, and a myriad of scientists attest to books and volumes of data, “experimentation”, findings, research, and other so-called scientific documentation to “prove” Evolution as some sort of fact, but in reality, Evolution is a religion. All the data, experimentation, findings, research, and documentation is basically faith and hope based upon more faith and hope in the idea that a man’s faith and hope (that of Charles Darwin) is correct.

Jason Lovelace, Rapture Ready Article 50 Comments [2/3/2009 9:25:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius

Quote# 57678

Africa is already a very Christian continent, so really Africans should not be having multiple sex partners. The problem of HIV and other STDs would not be as serious if people followed Christian theology and only had sex with their wives once they were married.

(Because obviously, the AIDs epidemic is only due to promiscuity and not due to a lack of access to contraception and proper education!)

norak, ChristianForums 42 Comments [2/3/2009 6:11:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Lou

Quote# 57410

Well Obama always wanted to be like Lincoln maybe he will inherit a civil war soon. People are going to take just so much and something is going to happen. It should go by skill not color. I see it coming soon, this country is even more divided than before. Maybe that woman is going to get her gas and mortgage paid, off our backs and hard work. I have to find that Obama clock I saw that counts down the days that are left. It can't come soon enough and us conservatives better get out and vote like never before in the mid elections in 2 years because they are already brainwashing for the next election those that will be able to vote.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [2/3/2009 5:34:35 AM]
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Quote# 57423

A speeding pickup rear-ended a woman's sedan on the South Side on Friday morning and sheriff's officials say the driver said it was Jesus' will because the other motorist was not “driving like a Christian.”

The bizarre incident that shut down southbound U.S. 281 above the Medina River happened about 7:25 a.m.

“He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road,” said Lt. Kyle Coleman of the Bexar County Sheriff's Office.

The driver of the pickup was identified in a Sheriff's Office news release as Michael E. Schwab, 52, of Blooming Grove.

Schwab told first responders at the scene that “the other vehicle was not driving like a Christian and it was Jesus' will for him to punish the car,” according to the release.

Michael E. Schwab, San Antonio Express-News 44 Comments [2/3/2009 5:21:52 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid

Quote# 57884

Some of the most dangerous ideals in history came from "just books", i.e. Marxism, Satanism, Mulsim, etc.

Rebecki, RaptureReady 85 Comments [2/3/2009 2:09:56 AM]
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Quote# 57770

[Could God have created life on another planet?]

Nope. No life anywhere except here on Earth. I believe that because the Bible doesn't give me any reason to believe in any other type of physical beings existing in our universe. As far as I'm concerned there's only God, us (people and animals aka all life on earth), God's Holy Angels and the beings of God's Heavenly Realm, and lastly demons/angels who defected with satan who're scattered all over the place from Hell to Earth (some can show themselves in Heaven ((Job 1:6-7))). But green lizard men with energy swords? Nah. I wouldn't mind getting to Heaven and God saying something along the lines of "Oh Timothy, by the way you were wrong. All that extraterrestrial jazz wasn't important or beneficial to getting you right with me. There are actually lizard men with energy swords dying to meet you."

TimothyK, RR 86 Comments [2/3/2009 2:09:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 57570

[Re: Obama media restrictions questioned.]

Wasn't a more transparent government promised in his inauguration speech? Is this what a more transparent government looks like? It's so pathetic that it makes me laugh. Silly people who believe Obama and think he's somehow going to make everything all right. The same people who think the Bible is a fairy tale and mock God. Boy I am glad I am not that blind and foolish.

Swayde, Fulfilled Prophecy 25 Comments [2/2/2009 10:16:45 PM]
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Quote# 57601

One thing I'd like to point out. The God of the Old Testament did what he did because in those days, it was better to die than continue to sin. Jesus' death changed that, both for the future and retroactively I believe. But yeah.... it's not that he was a murderer. I have faith in an Omnipotent being, and it makes perfect sense that an Omnipotent being would know when and where to distribute death.

LordoftheMorning, Smashboards 42 Comments [2/2/2009 10:16:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Eor

Quote# 57689

You will be shocked to learn what lies beneath the well-polished rhetoric of this slick orator. Obama speaks vaguely about “change,” but as this book reveals, Obama’s brand of change is a hostile attack on the Judeo-Christian values and freedoms most Americans hold dear.

This isn’t “change you can believe in”—it is change designed to uproot American culture and replace it with the failed, secular, socialist policies of the past.

Brad O'Leary, WorldNetDaily 33 Comments [2/2/2009 10:16:16 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 57913

(In a discussion about churches who don't condemn gay people)

You've hit the nail on the head. This kind of stuff is why I no longer attend church. It seemed like every year it was some new outrage in my area churches. With the so called conservative churche it's racemixing, and with the liberals it's sodomites. I got sick of it. Now my wife and I just read the Bible and pray at home.

Tom J, Baylyblog 45 Comments [2/2/2009 10:16:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Lia

Quote# 57681

25 species of dinosaurs have been collected in Alasks, not fossilized nor mineralized but indeed frozen. The specimens have been and continue to be tested in an Ohio University. Some of the tests include radio carbon (performed by several of the worlds leading radiometric labs). The tests have found abundant amounts of C14 which date the specimens at no more 30,000 years. Readers some of you should examine the RATE dating studies where various samples of COAL and diamonds were also tested for radio active carbon. ALL SAMPLES yielded considerable C14 which is a timeclock showing they cannot be over 20,000 years old.

Hundreds of scientists in all disciplines do not believe in OLD EARTH millions of years and believe the Genesis 6 day account of the bible. One such scientist is Raymond Damadian, the inventor of the MRI. Other scientists such as PHD antropoligist KURT WISE studied under one of the most famous evolutionary preachers, the late Steven J. Gould and Kurt is a young earth creationist. I can go on and on.

Readers, do not believe the lies that no scientist with PHD degrees are not young earth creationists. That is a deliberate lie told by the anti-Creator religious preachers trying to protect their fairy tale stores of molecules-to-man evolution supported by NO SCIENCE whatsoever from being discovered as untrue.
These anti-Creator religious types are quite dangerous to our American values.

[At first judging by his name, I thought that this was a poe but he later explains that it is actually "God is now here".]

Godisnowhere, The Meridian Star 57 Comments [2/2/2009 10:15:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 57722

A megachurch paid a 20-year-old man to keep silent about a sexual relationship he had with disgraced evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, a senior church pastor said.

Haggard, who was fired amid allegations that he used drugs and patronized a male prostitute in 2006, had a sexual relationship with a second man -- a 20-year-old volunteer at his megachurch, the Rev. Brady Boyd, a senior pastor at the church, said Monday.

The church agreed to pay the man in exchange for his pledges not to talk publicly about the relationship, Boyd said, referring to a settlement reached by the man's lawyer and the church's insurance company. Under the settlement, the church provided the man money to pay his college tuition, moving expenses and counseling, Boyd said.

Ted Haggard, CNN 42 Comments [2/2/2009 10:14:48 PM]
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