Quote# 65700

Creationism is not a theory or hypothesis to be tested by science. It is a fact. How nature functions, however, after having been created is a valid venue for scientific inquiry.

Allen Roy, Educate Truth 42 Comments [9/13/2009 7:27:50 AM]
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Quote# 65697

all have been born with sin. . and if you don't think babies sin just watch them. They are adorable but when they want to have their own way they scream and cry and make a terrible fuss. they are very selfish right from birth. Yes they are dependent on us i understand that. and they have to get our attention. but they behave selfishly. even when they can talk and walk and grow up. Babies when they don't want to lie down and they want to be held. they cry till you pick them up.

macie, Y! answers 65 Comments [9/13/2009 7:26:41 AM]
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Quote# 65689

[RE: judge striking a state law that required the Kentucky Office of Homeland Security to stress “dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the commonwealth.”]

State Rep. Tom Riner, D-Louisville, a Southern Baptist minister, placed the “Almighty God” language into a homeland security bill without much notice.

Riner said Wednesday that he is unhappy with the judge’s ruling. The way he wrote the law, he said, it did not mandate that Kentuckians depend on God for their safety, it simply acknowledged that government without God cannot protect its citizens.

“The decision would have shocked and disappointed Thomas Jefferson, who penned the words that the General Assembly paraphrased in this legislation,” Riner said.

Tom Riner, Bluegrass Politics blog 33 Comments [9/13/2009 7:22:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Dark_Lord_Prime

Quote# 65687

All, I have a terrible problem. I just started a new church and now I'm confronted with a big problem. One of the small group leaders is a woman I know from my neighborhood. She has been a member of this church for a long time and heads up a couple ministries. She is apparently one of those that works hard all the time for the church and is well thought of. Unfortunantly I know that she is gay. She has a lover that stays over at her house often, and I've personally seen unacceptable and disgusting behavior. It's pretty common knowledge in the neighborhood that these two women are lovers. How it is that her church doesn't know I can't imagine. She must be very discreet. Anyway, what in the world should I do? I don't want to gossep and I certainly don't want to be responsible for decention in the church. Do I tell the pastor? Tell her that I know? Send and anonamous message to the pastor? Somehow I don't think I'd be very popular for disclosing this, it's a hard place for a new member. Should I just quietly find a new church? I really liked this place, the message was wonderful and the people so loving. What should I do?

lisa123, RR 62 Comments [9/13/2009 7:22:03 AM]
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Quote# 65668

One of the myths spread in leftist academics is that highly-educated civilizations naturally progress toward some higher moral order. But, history shows that advanced civilizations 'progress' just as ours is 'progressing' -- away from God and Truth, and toward some form of paganism, relativism, madness and self-destruction.

It's a matter of a mere alteration of mankind's natural religious inclinations. Now we worship the earth, the environment, tolerance, relativism, diversity... all the saccharine, sterile, and synthetic progressive virtues. This has always foreshadowed the death of a civilization. And it explains the historical truism: where there is nature worship, there you will find human sacrifice. The unborn, the elderly, the handicapped are willingly sacrificed in the name of 'progress'. The poster above is a deception because progressive ideology will never allow a pledge to "all the life".

lvb-rocks, Moonbattery 37 Comments [9/13/2009 7:20:46 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 65661

where do you want the gun battle?

you are gonna have to kill me. I wont go to an intuition and I wont give up God and I will continue to tell people about him. so you can just prove what you are.

you have these words about "freedom" you don't' believe in freedom. you want to put Christians in camps and that will happen. in my life that will happen. You will be right there cheering as we are murders in ovens.

becasue you have lie to yourself and tell yourself you are for freedom what you really mean by freedom is the omniscience do as you wish will taking revenge on those who disagree with your selfishness.


atheists are nazis and fascists. they do not understand the concepts of freedom or justice or fairness. atheist are not capable of being fair. look at the atheist use of the term "delusion"
you read that thread you see clearly they mean to say they want us in institutions. they can deny it by claiming they just use the word innocently, that is nto an innocent word. you say some one is delusional there's no way to soften taht. that's a serious charge.

Metacrock, CARM 65 Comments [9/13/2009 7:19:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Nick

Quote# 65678

[ Describing an encounter with a Satanist called "The Queen of the Coast" before he became a Christian]

She took me to a corner of the barbeach, used something like a belt and tied around us and immediately a force came from behind and pushed us into the sea. We started flying on the surface of the water and straight to the ocean. Dear reader, these happened in my physical form ! At a point we sank into the sea bed and to my surprise I saw us walking along an express way. We moved into a city with a lot of people all very busy.

I saw laboratories, like science lab, designing lab, and a theatre. At the back of the city, I saw young beautiful girls and handsome young men. No old people. She introduced me to them and I was welcomed. She took me to places like “darkroom”, “drying room”, and “packing room”. She then took me to a main factory and warehouse and then came to her private mansion. There she sat me and told me : “I am the queen of the coast and would like very much to work with you. I promise to give you wealth and all that go with it, protection and all that go with it, life and an ‘angel’ to guide you.”

She pressed a button and a tray came out with human flesh (in pieces) in it and we ate together. She commanded a boa to appear and asked me to swallow it. I could not. She insisted but I could not, how could I swallow a live boa. She then used her powers and I swallowed it. These were three covenants : The human flesh and blood, the boa and the demonic angel were always there to make sure no secret was revealed.

But the ‘angel’ was given power to discipline me if I went astray and also to bring me food from the sea any time I was here on earth. I promised to obey her always. After this promise she took me to another part of the ocean, this time an island. There were trees and each of these trees had different duties :
- tree for poisoning,
- tree for killing,
- tree for invoking, and
- tree for cure.
She gave me powers to change to all kinds of sea animals like hippopotamus, boa constrictor and crocodile and then she vanished. I stayed in the sea for a week and through one of the means (as crocodile) mentioned above I came back to the world.

Emmanuel Amos, Insights of God 105 Comments [9/13/2009 4:15:35 AM]
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Quote# 65669

Heard a good one a few years ago from someone who saw one of those dumb bumper stickers reading THE EARTH IS YOUR MOTHER he rolled down his car window spat on the ground and told the GAIA freak IM SPITTING ON YOUR MOTHER stupid ignorant pagans

Flu-Bird, Moonbattery 42 Comments [9/13/2009 4:10:20 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 65662

SPURWING PLOVER: The obama brownshirts will be out in force on sept 11th LETS HOPE SOMEONE BRINGS A DOUBLE BARRLED SHOTGUN FULL OF BIRDSHOT AND LETS THEM HAVE IT IN THERE BACKSIDES

obamasux: When the war comes, I hope my Brothers and Sisters in the Right Wing are fully armed and ready, but most importantly, I hope they are not afraid!

SPURWING PLOVER & obamasux, Moonbattery 33 Comments [9/13/2009 4:07:31 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 65657

My Church prayed for a new born baby last week, her name is Lauren -
She was born with all her organs in the wrong position.
The hospital sent her home to die without further appointments.

We had an amazing report yesterday, that her organs have started to move to where they should be - however, when the doctor examined her, they had to force her eyelids open, which revealed no eyes.

At 7pm, on Sunday, exactly the time of prayer. Lauren opened her eyes - her big blues eyes!!!! God has restored her eyes.

Don't you just love Him. (Pentecostal jumping in the house of God)

This is making a big impact on her family, they're not Christian (yet)!

Feel free to pray for Lauren and be a part of this miracle.

'Lauren you are fearfully and wonderfully made'

Thank you Lord

starlio, Ministering Deliverance 62 Comments [9/13/2009 4:05:03 AM]
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Quote# 65653

As a Christian I'm offended by comparing unicorns, elves with angels. Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. End of story.

E. Vage, amazon.com 65 Comments [9/13/2009 4:04:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 65643

I was pleased to see the weather underground today. The Lord has been holding back punishing this evil derelict country but today there are 2 tropical storms Ana and Bill and a third depression. Some computer models will have Hurricane Bill Brasky taking on Connectiscat for legalizing fag marriage. You earned it USA, land of the sodomite damned. You elect a fag president. You all whinny and ninny about Killer Tiller getting gunned down. I have seen about 4 hurricanes in Connectiscat and 2 down here in Florida. I am hoping that our amendment 2 victory in Florida will spare us of the rightful wrath of God. I cannot blame God for hitting us because 38 percent did vote for fag marriage. Well, I gotta go as I have some praying to do about tropical storm Bill. My prayers will be focused on the 1938 hurricane that leveled all of New England.

Bullhornman, Argue With Everyone 42 Comments [9/13/2009 4:02:05 AM]
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Quote# 65686

Science should be taught as Biblical, even understanding a scientific theory does not men it is to be believed as fact
In geography we study the terrain of China but that does not mean we approve the government

Buzzardhut, RR 57 Comments [9/12/2009 11:14:06 PM]
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Quote# 65674

[In response to the posting of the website islamoncapitolhill.com, and a discussion of this Muslim prayer event...]

Indonesia has one of the highest incidences of persecuted Christians in the world.

Respectfully, don't be naive. The Muslim goal is to take over the West for their 'allah'.

I am absolutely appalled by this! Our soldiers are being killed daily in the name of their non-existent god and they're over here at our nation's capitol chanting 'our time has come". The blood of American soldiers was not spilled for this kind of desecration!

BrideOfChrist, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [9/12/2009 11:13:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Casseopeia

Quote# 65671

(Talking about Obama's adress to the kids)
We can't keep God in school but they can put Obama in there?!? WTF?

Angie Olds, facebook 53 Comments [9/12/2009 11:13:29 PM]
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Submitted By: shlax12

Quote# 65667

All childrens should be praying to God and studying the Bible in schools. To take this out is to take away morality. The ban on school prayer has caused millions of school shootings.

Soldier For Salvation , Yahoo Answers 80 Comments [9/12/2009 11:13:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike Sihl

Quote# 65660

A vegan fundie for a change. An Oxford philosophy professor discusses the problem of wild carnivorous animals existing in his ideal future world:

Extinction versus Reprogramming

1) Extinction
One solution to the barbarities of predation is to use indiscriminate depot-contraception on carnivores and allow predators rapidly to die out, managing the resultant population effects on "prey" species via more selective forms of depot-contraption. Such advanced computer-controlled contraception technologies could be used selectively on zebra, buffalo, wildebeest, etc, so our wildlife parks don't become overpopulated...

2) Reprogramming
Alternatively, should carnivorous predators be genetically "reprogrammed" or otherwise behaviourally modified rather than allowed to go extinct in the "wild"? Pre-reflectively, such reprogramming is all but impossible. In practice, the technical expertise is probably a few decades away at most...

David Pearce, The Abolishionist Project 55 Comments [9/12/2009 11:13:16 PM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy

Quote# 65626

Morality is absolute; however, it changed with the advent of Christ.

So you could say morality is relative... It changed once in history.

Prior to Christ, the world operated on a different basis.

After Christ, of course, morality is still absolute.

The world was not ready for Christian morality until the 1st century AD.

Both the creations of the Greek and Roman Empires made it possible as we can look at Rome and see that there were even Jews like Paul who were Roman citizens; the concept of the state embracing more than one sort of ethnic group was revolutionary and helped create a situation where we would be more likely to live in more stable and sustainable peace with one another.

Verv, http://www.christianforums.com 81 Comments [9/10/2009 6:43:15 PM]
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Quote# 65619

If natural selection is a universal rule, molecules will find ways to live on the surface of the sun.

Mada, CARM 131 Comments [9/10/2009 6:43:05 PM]
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Quote# 65644

[if god is sending storms everywhere gay marriage was legalized, then why is Sweden, where gay marriage recently got legalized, still so void of disasters?

admit it. you're looking for excuses to justify your want to see innocent people die, you sick moron.

oh, and i really think it's funny that you think a political decision will save you from a storm. if a storm is set to destroy your hometown, it will destroy your hometown, and it doesnt matter what your political views are.]

Look you dimwitted moron, you don't know anything about God so shut your yap. Tell me why there was 20,000 vacationing fags from Sweden when the tsunami hit SE Asia? Instead of enjoying Christmas with family, these selfish bastards were down in child prostitution mecca spending their money. I rejoice at God's righteous judgments. Tsunami was all God and Sweden paid back for locking up a Bible preacher Ake Green.

Bullhornman, Argue with Everyone 93 Comments [9/9/2009 10:41:34 AM]
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Quote# 65620

Amazing thing about Warcraft is an Aethist can believe and play in a World created by man. That is it wasn't just a fluke or "Big Bang" but created by software developers. Yet when they see the stars and the world around around them which is incalculably more complex the aethists write it off as random chance.

silvershot, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [9/9/2009 4:44:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 47
Submitted By: Tiger

Quote# 65656

Obama is a commie pussy surrounded by even more commie pussies - all deviants trying to justify their perverted lifestyles at the expense of the country.

Sodom and Gomorrah ain't got nothing on the freaks in this country. Please don't call sodomites "gay" - call them what they are - a bunch of warped dicks dripping with another dude's poop. That is not a "lifestyle" that is fucking DISGUSTING, immoral and diseased. No wonder they want universal free healthcare - to pay for their aids meds.

cruella, Moonbattery 86 Comments [9/7/2009 5:06:07 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 65647

Homosexual sodomy is a crime. Merely because morally bankrupt legislatures removed the penalties for the acts involved does not make it less a crime. Cheny’s daughter is homosexual what do people expect the father to do or say? I feel sorry for the poor guy.

Sub-Driver, Free Republic 53 Comments [9/7/2009 4:38:31 PM]
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Quote# 65636

[On Obama's first day of school speech]

I made a comment about this earlier and I will be calling my kids school to opt them out....My kids do not need to be mind controlled by any one except JESUS CHRIST....in one the news reports I read it was "All Baracks Children" I know for a fact that it's "ALL GOD"S CHILDREN"

Belinda McNiff, Facebook 81 Comments [9/7/2009 4:30:01 PM]
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Quote# 65635

[You've read the 14th Amendment, but you don't understand the passage "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof"?]

Dex Jones 8:20 pm
So that would include the unborn children of this country wouldn't it?

Dex Jones, Facebook Poll Discussion 74 Comments [9/7/2009 4:29:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Squittle Bristol