Quote# 92200

While it has its uses, science has played a huge role in the demise of “Western civilization” over the last 100 years. Now the science geeks, espousing much of what Nazism brought to the fore, can stand back and watch as the Earth is inherited by Creationists...

Scientists can never explain the origin of the universe, and the Big Bang is absurd per their own arguments; if matter is finite, the Tooth Fairy (can’t say “God”) triggered the creation of all matter...from an “explosion”...

kearnyirish2, Free Republic 33 Comments [1/21/2013 4:36:55 AM]
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Quote# 92198

[Fewer Americans believe homosexuality is sinful.]

Apparently more americans today do NOT fear God any longer too- does that make their opinions morew acceptable to God? Nope! Yes, the nation may be moving to a ‘more inclusive thought process’ however, the nation is ALSO moving further and further away fro mthe one TRUE unifier and blesser- the ONLY One who can bless or remove blessings according to a nation’s feeligns about Him- Sad that America is choosing to throw God’s blessigns back in God’s face- The following verse talks about tithing, however, it also points out somethign htat America ghas forgotten- that God IS a King! And a King to be FEARED, not simply thought about once in awhile with a ‘yeah He’s a righteous God, but He udnerstands I’m a sinner and I ‘can’t’ walk a straight and narrow path, so He’ll just have to excuse my sinful desires- after all, He’s a ‘God of love’ right?”

No folks! God is a King to be worshipped and feared- He’s NOT someone you can simply throw all kinds of excuses at while dismissing what Hwe says in His word and makign excuses for His edicts as beign ‘not applicable’ today-

“Malachai 1:14 “Cursed is the cheat who has an acceptable male in his flock and vows to give it, but then sacrifices a blemished animal to the Lord. For I am a great king,” says the LORD Almighty, “and my name is to be feared among the nations”

Our nation no longer fears the greatest King of all- and htis lack of fear AND RESPECT for God WILL BE our downfall- I’m watchign it happen right before my eyes-

CottShop, Free Republic 49 Comments [1/21/2013 4:36:09 AM]
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Quote# 92195

wanted to say something like this for everyone to hear and feel encouraged.

Most of us have been watching the signs for a long time. Some longer than others. Most all of us are feeling a little worn out and run down - we see some intense things, and they simmer down. They heat up again, they simmer down. Some of us might even be feeling a little cheated. I'm guilty of saying "If THIS isn't it, then it's as though God is dangling a carrot in front of us!" and then IT turned out not to be it, and times went on and reaccelerated. The constant up and down and back and forth has left us feeling almost betrayed and tired.

This is what I want to dispel though: Christianity wasn't, isn't, and never will be based on our feelings. The return of Christ is not based on how we are feeling, ever. These things are firmly rooted in fact - the day IS coming. The signs are also screaming out to us, and have been for years, only ever getting louder.

Consider that the world's financial system is falling into chaos and crumble.
Consider that the European Union is gearing up to take lead of the world's power - the source of the AntiChrist.
Consider that daily now, someone cries out for 'a leader'.
Consider that this March, the EU will be the one to put a peace plan on the table to be completed by the end of 2013.
Consider that Damascus is a time bomb currently waiting for the fuse to be lit - and there are many ways it could be.
Consider that the pieces are already in play for both the Middle East War and Gog/Magog to occur within days if need be.
Consider that I couldn't have said -any of these above- truthfully this time last year.

Disregard your feelings, wherever they are, look at the facts. It doesn't matter how far you are in your walk - no matter where you are, at the shout of the Lord, you will be harvested no matter the growth. This year, today, it's more true than ever before in years past - the LORD is coming soon, and we are the generation to see these things. It's been 65 years since Israel was re-born, 65 years closer to the promised coming - every day these days is a momentous step in the direction of God.

Don't fear your feelings, don't fear your mood, don't fear your outlook - critically examine where we are compared to the Bible's timeline and know that the day of the trumpet is imminent.

Rei, rapture ready 42 Comments [1/21/2013 4:35:25 AM]
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Quote# 92187

Hello. My name is Rev. Terrence Fulsom and I want to share this exciting story that recently took place with my wife 72 hours ago. Put on your spiritual seat belts, because our redemption draweth nigh!

I work overseas and I call my wife at least twice a day. My wife told me she dropped off my oldest son to basketball practice and my two youngest sons and she sent to Denny's to eat. As she approached the restaurant, two men were in front of Denny's preaching the gospel of Jesus. The waitress can attest to this because she said that these men were creating a such a ruckus. This is a high traffic area in San Angelo, TX and they were screaming at the top of their lungs that Jesus is going to return and that we must be ready to meet Jesus!!

My wife asked them were they were from and they said Puerto Rico. She also told them that I was doing a work in the Far East and they said, "We know." My wife offered to buy them lunch and they agreed. The restaurant was packed and she asked them what they wanted, they simply wanted two hamburgers. Nothing more, nothing less. If you know how Denny's restaurants are set up, the cashier is usually in the front kind of like a deli style. Patrons were there sitting on the their bar stools drinking coffee and holding regular conversations. As the cashier was ringing up the order, she turned her back away from them and my wife had her back turned also tending with the kids. They both turned back to the men and they were gone!

My wife ran outside to see where the men were at and a homeless man was sitting outside. My wife asked him if she saw two men leave the restaurant. He said, " I have been sitting out here and no one has entered or exited this place."

Everyone was looking for the two men, the cooks stop cooking, the customers stopped eating, and everyone was looking for these two men. People ran outside, they checked the bathrooms, and they ran around the building...nothing.

Terrance Fulsom, fivedoves 61 Comments [1/21/2013 4:30:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony

Quote# 92186

Next, I was impressed that the Lord was saying through the cloud of witnesses that He was pleased with the fact I am teaching His prophetic Word at this crucial time so near the end of the Church Age. But, the cheering of those young witnesses isn’t for me only—rather for all of us who are remaining faithful to preach, teach, write—present—the prophetic truth.

Additionally, the impression upon my spirit is that heaven is pleased that we are teaching the premillennial, pretrib Rapture. It is confirmed in my spirit that this is absolutely the true message the Lord wants disseminated. Again—it isn’t just for me I’ve been given this affirmation, but for all who hold to, preach, and teach the premillennial, pretribulation Rapture view from God’s Holy Word, the Bible.

Terry james, rapture ready 22 Comments [1/21/2013 4:29:15 AM]
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Quote# 92182

Date Rape Druggings Are A Myth

Almost every girl I know has told me a “Some guy at the bar put something in my drink” story. And I never believe them.

The purpose of date rape drugs is to render a girl unconscious. But to isolate the girl where he can rape her, a guy has to pick her up on his own and leave the bar or club with her. If he is already able to leave the club with a girl, he doesn’t need drugs to have sex with her because she’ll have sex with him anyway. Do girls honestly think a random dude they never met is drugging their drinks so she will pass out randomly on the dance floor, making a discreet rape impossible?

A few months ago I was with three other friends at a bar when one of them was accused by a white girl—who he didn’t exchange a word with—of putting a roofie in her drink. Even though no pill was found, the bouncer kicked him out because their policy states that the accusation alone is enough. But this only applies to men because I reverse accused the same girl of putting a roofie in my drink and she got to stay. There was a policeman there and I told him that if my friend really did that then why doesn’t he investigate and arrest someone. His response: “Get out of my face or I will arrest you.” Girls don’t hesitate to make up false accusations because they always get the benefit of the doubt (they are honest angels) and there is no punishment if they are caught lying.

“I think I was drugged” is just a convenient excuse for girls to binge drink and lose self-control. The girls you see stumbling in the bar and vomiting on the street are victims, not morons. Well now we have a study which proves these girls are not getting drugged:

Women who claim to be victims of ‘date-rape’ drugs such as Rohypnol have in fact been rendered helpless by binge-drinking, says a study by doctors.

They found no evidence that any woman seeking help from emergency doctors because their drinks were allegedly spiked had actually been given these drugs.

Around one in five tested positive for recreational drugs while two-thirds had been drinking heavily.

Next time a girl tells you she thinks she was drugged because she passed out or can’t remember anything, remind her that those are side effects of alcohol. Then watch as her face fills with contempt because you don’t agree that deep inside every man is a rapist. Women want to be seen as equals but they are not willing to shake the “I’m a helpless victim” mentality.

Roosh Vörek, Roosh V 41 Comments [1/21/2013 4:28:45 AM]
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Quote# 92181

CALLER: You can't spend 40 years telling people and telling children that if I make a mistake -- if something comes up and this child that I don't want is in the way of my future and the way of me graduating high school, is in the way of me going to college, is the way of me being happy, is in the way of whatever I want out of life -- then it's okay for me to kill the baby. But later on when I become a disgruntled employee, when I become an unhappy student at school because children are bullying me, then I want to eliminate them to get them out of the way? It's the same concept.

RUSH: Well, it's a good point. You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.

Rush Limbaugh and caller on his show., The Atlantic 28 Comments [1/21/2013 4:28:32 AM]
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Quote# 92170

[In reaction to President Obama’s plan to reduce gun violence]
(Obama's) using these kids as human shields. Obama uses kids as human shields. The Democrats use kids as human shields. He brings these kids who supposedly wrote letters to the White House after Newtown, brings them up there to present a picture of support among the children for the president to do something about guns. It's gonna be very difficult, very difficult to oppose it. You got these little kids there. They don't want to die. (imitating a child crying because they don't want to die) How can you not listen to them? We've gotta do something. That's the picture. That's the image that the presence of the kids is designed to create.

Rush Limbaugh, The rush limbaugh Show 75 Comments [1/19/2013 4:42:52 AM]
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Quote# 92163

While you may be "technically" correct in saying [all women are not like that], the reality is that most are.

All rattlesnakes do not inject venom every time they bite. Is that a chance you are willing to take?

There is not truly all or never, but the reality is that is doesn't matter. If you do find one of those very rare women, and she remains decent, by all means you have a keeper. There are a few. However, we are all human and flawed.

Don't let your biggest flaw be......... "They're not all like that".

hasmat, Men Going Their Own Way 36 Comments [1/19/2013 4:40:04 AM]
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Quote# 92159

I think the crimminal elements known to the police should be round up once in a while and done away with, kind of a cleansing type of thing , then once in a while there should be a public display of an execution where a criminal is executed for all to see and the horror of the whole thing like back in the old days ,am in favor of hangings, gilliotine, drawn and quartered, disenbowled, burned at the stakes, you have a few of those and I will guarantee a crimminal will think twice before he commits a crime. These human rights activist and their bleeding hearts will quickly change their minds if they ever had a knife stuck in their ribs or a gun stuck in their face while being robbed.

scaramooch, DR1 74 Comments [1/18/2013 4:16:01 AM]
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Quote# 92156

Why is Christianity important? Simple. Ceremonial magic won't work without it. If you want to get real results in your magical work and, in particular keep your sanity, you need to reconnect with the Christianity of your youth. Prayer is absolutely essential - as is attendance at mass. Anyone who doesn't wish to believe this or, worse, is fool enough to believe that the 'black arts' don't directly influence both the material world as well as one's soul, or that demons don't exist, would be well advised to watch the film Angel Heart. The Medieval Grimoires are very interesting in that they suggest that there is a precise cosmic ground-plan, since the instructions must be followed to the letter...

Vitaly Klitschko , The Independent 45 Comments [1/18/2013 4:15:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Iain

Quote# 92155

[From a letter called "A Time to Kill"]

I bear witness to the fact that throughout my lifetime, the lifeblood of my republic has been drained away by greedy and self-serving men, from high to low, who contrive nought but deception against their neighbors and countrymen, and who fail to consider that their children and mine shall share the same fate, the same future, and I am saddened by it.

But I am a soldier, and I know what must be done; and so I shall put away my sadness and I shall harness up the bitter steed of war, and gird myself up for the battle; and I shall ride out to meet the enemies of Liberty; not in rage, not for anger sake or the hope of vengeance; but because I swore an oath before God, to jealously guard our Republic and its Constitution against all enemies; Him I shall not disappoint, for He is my Hope and my Trust.

Therefore, as much as my soul laments against the harsh truth before me, I make this declaration to my enemies who press me into this battle, that none shall be able to afterwards say “I did not know, you did not warn me”;

I do not care why you took that job with the government, or why you continue to hold it. I only know that you have become Judas and sold yourself to an oppressive state - your government office buildings and vehicles are part of the battlefield, and as a soldier I shall act accordingly.

I do not care why, as a journalist, you choose to spin and corrupt the news, rather than report the plain truth and let the people judge for themselves. I only know that you have violated the public trust in the most vile and seditious manner, and thus your homes, offices, studios, vehicles, and any other place you may find yourself are part of the battlefield, and as a soldier I shall act accordingly.

I do not care why you signed that union card. I only know that you pay dues to a communist organization which conducts treasonous works against my Republic daily – and so your union hall and your work-sites are part of the battlefield, and as a soldier I shall act accordingly.

I do not care that you only voted for the traitor because you are elderly/disabled or otherwise dependent upon government largess. Are you so ignorant and/or disinterested that you could not see through their propaganda, to the fact that your sustenance was assured either way? What have you gained now that the public housing areas you live in, and the public facilities you depend on are part of the battlefield? Though I am a soldier, I can afford you little protection, for you have placed yourselves on the battlefield.

I know that all of these places and all of these people are part of the battlefield ,not just because I am a soldier, and have experienced a few battlefields in my day; but also because our President declares that even our own homes are on the battlefield, whether we wish them to be or not, and I have no choice but to believe him; it’s not just that the NDAA passed – a battlefield is not defined by law; it’s the profound build-up of martial power and resources across my once-great nation which tells me a battle is being prepared here. Over two billion rounds of ammunition procured by DHS and its sub-agencies in the past 18 months, plus machine guns in the tens of thousands, armored vehicles, combat aircraft, drones, and other implements of war being staged throughout our nation, our home – how do you explain that except as the preparation for battle?

I will fight not because I desire it, but because I cannot justify any other course of action – when the enemy attacks, you must fight – you must kill or you will die.

I smell you, my enemy; I can feel the ambush you have laid for me and my true countrymen, all about like a sticky spider’s web, yet we will not back down; and though you will kill some of us, you will not get us all before we have finished with you.

I stand here, ready, on the eve of battle, and I ask God why I have been brough to the threshold of this battlefield, about to be thrust in, when I though my soldiering days were through; and I am reminded that there is by His decree, a Time to Kill, as well as a Time to Die… who am I to question why?

LT, NCRenegade 92 Comments [1/18/2013 4:14:50 AM]
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Quote# 92153

I think homos are disgusting and should seek help, but I have no choice to tolerate or avert my eyes at something I want unseen. Also, adoption by them makes me sick to the stomach.

It's sad that whenever people talk about finding a cure or a gene it's classified as homophobia. Judging by the amount of suicide in homos, one would think a cure would be welcome, or maybe some people like to do things nature intended.

Anyway, lesbians are sexy but I too think it's wrong, I'm openly hypocrite in that respect.

A couple making out in public is uncomfortable anyway, regardless of who it is, I have been fortunate enough to not catch men kissing though.

Delicious Anathema, The Escapist 44 Comments [1/18/2013 4:14:14 AM]
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Submitted By: OhJohnNo

Quote# 92149

I love how so many of you actually believe that evolution is proven and cannot be questioned. Sounds like you've been indoctrinated to me! Evolution is NOT proven. There are very many portions of it that cannot be tested and can only be assumed to be a certain way. The assumptions are made in order to make the theory work. Simple as that. If you 100% believe in the theory of evolution, you're just as duped as a religious person who 100% believes in the six day creation. I don't 100% believe in anything except for the fact that I know there is a God that created everything. I may not know how He did it, but I know he did.

peeledpeas, Fark 35 Comments [1/18/2013 4:13:03 AM]
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Quote# 92148

Godless society isn't doing so great, it's giving rise to miserable myopic f*cks like you that want to bring decent society crashing down. You are beyond pathetic, and moreover, frightening. Science will bring back a sense of meaning, purpose and "good" to the hood? Enjoy your shiatty petri dish clinical existence.

Stinkyy, Fark 21 Comments [1/18/2013 4:10:44 AM]
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Quote# 92147

I propose that anything with an information content in excess of 1 VEB unit is probably the product of intelligent design. A VEB unit is defined as the quantum of information equal to the amount of information found in one volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

If you can find something that contains that much information (i.e., an amount equal to or greater than 1 VEB unit), it will probably be the product of intelligent design.


[heypete: Please provide details of how this survey would be conducted, specifically how one would "determine whether they were the product of intelligent design or random, unguided processes."]


A good place to look for things that contain a quantum of information in excess of 1 VEB unit is the pubic library. That's a good place to conduct the study because most of those things identify an author.

In my studies, all library books containing over 1 VEB unit of information that I have examined were found to be the product of intelligent agency. I have yet to find one that was written by unguided, random processes.

According to Dawkins, the nucleus of each cell "...contains a digitally coded database larger, in information content, than all 30 volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannica put together." That's over 30 VEB units!

Because a living cell has more than 30 VEB units of information, I can safely conclude with a high degree of scientific confidence that it is highly probable that a living cell is intelligently designed.

SkinnyHead, Fark 36 Comments [1/18/2013 4:10:36 AM]
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Quote# 92146

The Democratic Party is going to become the Jew-hating party in America in the not so distant future. It's already the home of the Jew-haters and socialist fascists (central-planning, universal health care, Planned Parenthood Eugenics) in the USA. Even the most dull witted supporters of the Ernst Rohm fascists are gonna see reality in this matter. They were blind but they will see.

frank, wnd 29 Comments [1/18/2013 4:09:45 AM]
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Quote# 92128

Exporting faggotry is one of the prime reasons Islams considers the West “the Great Satan”. Between homos and Hollywood – muslims are willing to fly planes into buildings and kill thousands.

Liberalism caused 9-11. Never think otherwise.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 57 Comments [1/17/2013 4:41:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92127

A local pastor is causing a national stir equating homosexuals to cannibals, child molesters, rapists, and murderers. Pastor David Beuhner of Christ the King Church in northern El Paso County is calling for discrimination against the gay community as state lawmakers revisit marriage equality this session.

"If we embrace homosexuality, we'll destroy society, we'll destroy families, we'll destroy everything. It's not just that God hates homosexuals, there's a reason why he hates it." That's the line causing national outrage from the LGBT community; Pastor David Beuhner took to the airwaves early this month on his radio show 'Generations' in what he says is a last-ditch effort to save our society from falling off the moral cliff.

"If you break natural laws-- you say you don't believe in gravity, you jump off a building, you're gonna die. Homosexuality has consequences and God designed those consequences," Beuhner told News 5's Jacqui Heinrich in an exclusive interview explaining his on-air remarks.

As the Colorado legislature reopens the issue of marriage equality this session, Beuhner is speaking out not just against civil unions, but calling for discrimination against gays, equating them to cannibals, rapists, and child molesters. "The word of god is quite clear. He's destroyed every culture that has embraced homosexuality. The sin is similar to that of cannibalism and child molestation in the sense that it's a sin against society," Beuhner said. "I'm calling for discrimination against adulterers, rapists, murderers, homosexuals. Yes, we must discriminate as a society."

It's a view members of the local LGBT community find insulting but not surprising. "This is just par for the course for individuals that try to put fear into the LGBT community and spread hate," Charles Irwin, director of the Colorado Springs Pride Center told News 5.

Beuhner says his rhetoric isn't hate but love, warning gays of the destruction they'll bring to all if they don't repent. He's even calling on lawmakers to remove homosexuals from society, saying they'll also pay the price at the golden gates if they don't fall in line. "God's law to the civil magistrate in terms of homosexuality says you should remove the abomination from the land, so that's God's instruction to the people who work up in the capitol who make our laws. That's what they're going to be held accountable for," he said.

Irwin says this won't shake the LGBT community's spirit or work at the capitol, and he doesn't blame Christians for perpetuating the LGBT struggle. "86% [of Christians] don't believe that discrimination is good and they're not going to do that. They're for equality and it's just an old concept and an old way of thinking and it's becoming a minority," Irwin said.


David Beuhner, KOAA.com 51 Comments [1/17/2013 4:40:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Frostythesnowman

Quote# 92123

"Mountains have been built up and torn down again and again. Tectonic plates have collided and divided again and again. This cannot happen in 6000 years time."

Actually it could and did take place over just a couple of years. The Bible says God raised up the mountains, leveled the plains, created valleys. So how do you know this "cannot happen in 6,000 years"? Were you there? Are you denying the power of God. Were you aware that Granite (the most abundant rock in our crust) MUST be formed within minutes to have the the particles, appearance, strength, etc. that it does?

ded2daworld, Christian Chat 50 Comments [1/17/2013 4:39:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Kilgore

Quote# 92122

The bad thing about calling perverted homosexuals 'gay' is that it also perverts what is a good word describing 'happy, lighthearted'... GAY. Call em what they are... PERVERTS WHO ARE HETEROPHOBES and WANT TO DESTROY ONE MAN ONE WOMAN MARRIAGE. They belong to the devil, not to God.

Joe Blowhard, HRC Blog 39 Comments [1/17/2013 4:39:46 AM]
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Quote# 92116

You guys are all crazy and going to hell. What a shame because I have noticed that you all seem like good people. God was never a man. And you will never come close to ever measuring up to the dirt Jesus scrapped off his sandals when he walked the earth as a man. None of us ever will so how can you have the audacity to think that you can be "gods"? God is perfect, sinless. So was Jesus. That's why God sent him to die for our sins, then 3 days later he resurrected him. Joseph Smith was a clown who fooled a lot of people. God made us to glorify him. That is our purpose in life. When we die, those of us who followed Jesus' instructions, and teachings will get to heaven to glorify and worship God, NOT TO RULE PLANETS! Read the bible, the real bible, find some sense and repent. Hopefully not all of you will end up in the fire "where there will be crying and gnashing of teeth" for all eternity.

Laura, Mormon DNA 66 Comments [1/16/2013 4:39:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Idan

Quote# 92111

Has anyone published a map with names and addresses of the gay residents? It’s good enough for gun owners.

Mark, Free Republic 43 Comments [1/16/2013 4:38:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 75

Quote# 92110

As in many cults, adherents have to attribute cause in name of their god, even when it is an awkward fit. Hence, biology news articles often claim that such-and-so is an example of evolution at work.

Pooua, Wired 30 Comments [1/16/2013 4:38:32 AM]
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Quote# 92106

["How can animals sense things we cant?"]

Maybe because they have no capacity to be rational and haven't had rationalism rammed down their orifices for the past three hundred years, numbing their senses.

$teve, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [1/16/2013 4:37:17 AM]
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