Quote# 97407

Public schools did fine before there was atheistic exclusion of Christianity from them. Public schools have far more money now than before, and yet have far lower quality now.

["Andy that's not a valid argument; it's a correlation-causation fallacy. Again, if Christianity is the root of success in public schools - why is Japan at the top of the list, where a hugely significant majority of the population defines themselves as non-religious?"]

Correlation is often due to causation, and the exclusion of Christianity was clearly a cause of the subsequent decline in values, motivation, safety, and achievement of public schools. It is equally clear that many atheists are the driving force in expelling all things Christian from public schools to this day.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 49 Comments [10/31/2013 2:31:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 97388

What should you do now if you, as a believing Christian, are under the spell of this music? Walter Kohli shows in his brilliant book, 'Rock Music and Christian Life' (p.70), the way to liberation: "At the time of the Apostles expensive magic books were burnt (ACTS 19:19). That's why nowadays captives of rock music have to destroy their records with occult, blasphemous and dirty contents, if they want the Word of the Lord to grow mightily in them, and gain the upper hand (See ACTS 19:20). One cannot deliberately and continually expose oneself to wicked influences and maintain a living relationship with God on the side... One cannot compromise with the darkness of the rock world! Experience shows that young Christians badly neglect their relationship with God as soon as they expose themselves intensively to the influence of rock music." John Todd: "And if a Christian comes to me and says, that he still listens to rock music, then I ask him immediately about his spiritual state. And it is usually very, very weak. One can't grow spiritually if one listens constantly to this stuff!"

Fortunately there are young Christians, who take the necessary action. For example: "1,250 young Americans in St. Paul (Minnesota), openly smashed more than a thousand rock music records, burnt the covers and renounced themselves from this "scene"... The organisers called themselves "Born-Again Christians"; most of them are members of the "Zion-Life Centre" in St. Paul. There, a seminar took place where the 400 participants were convinced that rock music "could get them off God's ways." Besides, it stands in spiritual relationship with sexual confusion, drug addiction, occultism and satanic cults." (from "Midnight Cry", Feb. 1980).

As a former Black Sabbath fan I desperately want to warn you: Do not play with the dangers of rock music, or take the message contained here too lightly! If your soul is captured "in the satanic power of this music", and if you don't want to risk losing it, then take this step:

Break these records, before they break you!

Ulrich Bäumer, Christian Assemblies International 76 Comments [10/30/2013 3:04:00 AM]
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Submitted By: No-name

Quote# 97382

Of course, this is no mystery to the theoreticians of Game. As women achieve a higher level of education, their hypergamy cause them to increasingly focus on a dwindling pool of men with whom they are also competing. Those who cannot score an Alpha or a Beta tend to elect to remain single and devote themselves to their careers rather than settle for a Delta or Gamma as their mothers and grandmothers did. In reaction to their disdain, the lesser men are not only less attractive to these educated women, they are also less attracted to them as they learn there is no possibility of satisfying relationships with them.

Why is the problem more distinct in Japan than in the USA, where even more women are highly educated? Because Japan is a more rigidly traditional society and its people are less willing to embrace an equality paradigm that has already failed in the West.

Ironically, in light of the strong correlation between female education and demographic decline, a purely empirical perspective on Malala Yousafzai, the poster girl for global female education, may indicate that the Taliban's attempt to silence her was perfectly rational and scientifically justifiable.

Vox Day, Alpha Game 67 Comments [10/30/2013 3:00:11 AM]
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Quote# 97378

I was horrified last night as the Congressional stenographer was hauled out of the chambers during the “shut down” vote screaming, “ God will not be mocked. He will not be mocked. The greatest deception here is this is not one nation under God!” I was horrified because her outrage was well founded and her impassioned speech made me feel both empathetic and disturbed. Dianne Reidy obviously had her fill of working for representatives who do not reflect the soul of America and her parting words were chilling, the devil is here!

[...]

As the government’s role in our lives has shifted, it has left us with overbearing, narcissist leaders who are much more interested in self-aggrandizement than in our welfare. Our patronizing government enjoys playing the role of a father ready to take care of our every need, including telling us what food we should eat, yet are the same pompous leaders whom we would never trust to babysit our children. Dietrich Bonhoeffer wisely stated “the ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world that it leaves to it’s children,” Tea Partiers understand that wise quote and will not cower to the conquer and divide tactics now being used by Barry Soetoro. The Tea Party will not sit back and watch as an impostor despot drags our children down the slippery slope of communism. For the Tea Party to become passive would be to give in to the Barry Soetoro folly of Saul Alinsky ploys. Saul Alinsky gave full honor to the devil in the dedication of his book, Rules For Radicals.” “Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgement to the very radical from all our legends, mythology, and history( and who knows where mythology leaves off and history begins-or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he a least won his own kingdon-Lucifer.” Is Barry Soetoro vying for his own kingdom as well?

There were 87 Republican traitors on the floor of the House last night. We know who they are and will add them to our long list of party defector’s. It was a temporary set-back for all who cherish America and pray for its health, long life and promising future for our children.

Fortunately, the Tea Party is able to visualize and forecast the bigger American picture. They as voyeurs are able to see a healed America where liberty and freedom once again reigns. Virtue does matter and perseverance has great power. God and the devil are very real and that struggle is currently being played out on the national stage. As Jesus himself saw first hand when tempted in the desert, evil can try to manipulate in the name of pursing good ends. It is time for all American souls to choose their sides and create their futures, our children are depending on it.

Cynthia, Patriot Action Network 37 Comments [10/30/2013 2:59:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Hasan Prishtina

Quote# 97375

Even if you accept evolutionary theory–developing a more sophisticated organism in this theoretically “logical” fashion, then there should be a continuum of organisms. And why did evolution divert in so many directions–birds, fish, elephants, apes, humans–if there is some force evolving to the maximum? Why isn’t everything a human–a superior human? Darwin specifically stated that his theory hung on the discovery of intermediate forms, and was sure that we would find them. More than a hundred years later we still haven’t found them. Even the earliest fossils don’t show such intermediates.
Take the simple case of ape to human. It should be easy to find abundant fossil remains since, according to evolutionary theory, this is the most recent transition. If we can find so many fossils of dinosaurs, which are further back in the evolutionary scheme, we should have plenty of evidence of intermediates between apes and humans. But we don’t have them. We have very few supposed intermediates–like “Lucy,” based on fanciful reconstruction with a lot of filling in. Today we have people with significant congenital abnormalities whose skeletal remains would seem like a missing link. So “Lucy” does not make the case, and there should be multiple “Lucys” if the transition from ape to human were true.

Ben Carson, Afarensis 37 Comments [10/30/2013 2:57:47 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 97373

Indeed, sodomy does alter, corrupt or calcify the neurological pathways. Otherwise, the hypothalamus is altered through ones conduct and not the reverse. The homoerotic dysfunction is both a question of gender development, and the damages of early childhood molestation by pederasts who shape or corrupt the neurology of their victims. No human being was ever born to be buggered or bugger their fellow man. The APA has been corrupted.


Shmuel Nagid, Guard Your Eyes 37 Comments [10/30/2013 2:56:08 AM]
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Quote# 97371



Okay, maybe this is the thread for this after all. I was always impressed with the sheer ugliness and pointlessness of the Greek temple set in front of which Obama announced his acceptance of the Dem nomination.

Then a couple days ago I was reading the first chapters of Revelation and wondered what had been going on with the old Pergamum Alter that the Nazis and the Soviets had taken. And so I googled it, and was truly shocked. I had forgotten what it looked like, and there it was, the clear inspiration for Obama's Greek set.

This is the alter of Zeus, what Jesus in the Book of Revelation calls the "throne of Satan" where Antipas was martyred for his faith. This alter was on a promontory in Pergamum. And Obama's faux temple was in the mile-high stadium.

I would believe we are in the very last days, or at least preparing for WWIII.

Nonetheless, Come, Lord Jesus.


Flicker, WND 29 Comments [10/30/2013 2:55:39 AM]
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Quote# 97367

Every Single Time that Jews have tried to assimilate, G-d sends anti-Semitism to remind us to keep yearning and praying for messiah and return to Zion. Anti-Semitism is a "hidden blessing" because without it we would have assimilated and disappeared as a nation - much like all of the ancient empires of history. (ex. In Germany before WW2, the Jews said "Who needs Zion, Berlin is our Jerusalem.")

Tzippy, Aish.com 26 Comments [10/30/2013 2:51:11 AM]
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Quote# 97365

No further bloodshed is needed, Breivik accomplished his goal.

I have used 7/22 as the research project it was intended for. The goal of 7/22 was to identify the Soldiers of Christ, and to identify the Soldiers of the Beast. Breivik must have realized that greater forces were at work, and that if he committed a large enough atrocity and was reasonable enough he would draw out the forces of good and evil.

It’s time to forgive the traitors, as they had been fooled by the beast. 30% of human evolution has occurred on the human Y chromosome. The Y chromosomes determines aggression, moral character (the ability to tell right from wrong), to what extend one seeks power, material goods, and to what extend one is willing to act to obtain it.

The number of the beast is the number of a male Y dna chromosome, and it is the African lineage. Keep in mind that many African Americans do not have the African Y dna chromosome. It is not so much the number of the beast, as it is the lineage of the beast.

I’m not certain if Obama is the leader of the beast, I think he means well though he made some bad judgement calls, keep a close eye on him. All that is needed is for the US constitution to prevail. I hereby swear off all violence and I only wish to preach my truth and enlighten the people. I am a kind person, a moral person, and I know right from wrong. So with this post the glorification of violence ends.

Breivik’s mission has been completed and he can be released as he is no longer a danger to society as he will come to understand this truth. We will peacefully segregate ourselves and go our own way, there is no need for war. If people feel Breivik needs to carry out his sentence I am certain Breivik will be happy to as to atone, but please don’t make his life miserable. Allow him to study genetics, human history, migration patterns, the coming and going of ice ages, volcanic eruptions, and every historical subject he wants to examine, and he will draw the same conclusions that I did. To his guards I ask that you forgive him because he meant well, he simply was misguided.

Breivik will no longer want to save the race, but instead he will want to save his brothers and sisters, our people. This will be my last post and I wish everyone well. I will now focus on finding people who are like me and I will try to create a community with them. We will start a new church of Christ to preach our message. This will be a different message, one of peace and understanding, but it will also be a message that people should be careful and hold on tight to their freedoms.

Keep in mind that the Bible predicts a possible scenario, but I see a way out, a peaceful way out.

I had a rough childhood and now it’s time for me to heal as I can finally feel again. If anyone has questions I’ll be more than willing to explain the details. In the meantime I’ll write a book about the Apocalypse to enlighten the masses with my message.

It’s possible I will be arrested because of the message I need to tell, so be it. Please be careful about getting DNA tested as this will allow the government to know who you are. People who perform public functions and are agents of good should be proud to show their lineage.

To African Americans, I’m sorry for abuse I’ve hurled at you in the past. I equated low intelligence to poor moral character, but I was wrong, because moral characters is hard-coded in the Y chromosome.

I will work on a book that explains all this in far greater detail.

Yggr

Yggr, The Commander Breivik Report 48 Comments [10/29/2013 2:57:50 AM]
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Quote# 97361

Many people asked me tonight – Garrett - Why do you think the bible and JESUS will be illegal in the USA and the world in about 4 years from now! People were asking me because earlier tonight on the internet,I had stated publicly that these things would happen in about 4 years from now.

The reason why is simple -> The 7 year tribulation is JUST ABOUT to start..

At the half way point of the 7 years Great tribulation, which is 3 1/2 approx. The Governments of the world will install the mark of the beast!

At the Mark of the beast, JESUS, the bible & Christianity will be illegal! They will round us up, imprison us, torture us & kill us!
Since we know that the 7 year tribulation is just about to start any month now - We can also know that the Mark of the beast is about - 4 years away approximately speaking. Henceforth, this tell us that - JESUS, the bible & Christianity will be illegal in about 4 years from now all over the world....

Many of you are thinking - The USA would never ever persecute, imprison, torture and kill Christians... I know many of you think this!

I tell you the truth - With GOD as my witness -->> The USA will be the world wide LEADERS of rounding up Christians, imprisoning us, torturing us and killing us.

The USA will persecute us, imprison us, torture us and kill us MORE SO THAN any of the other countries of the world!

Garrett Felender, Tears to Joy Ministries 59 Comments [10/29/2013 2:57:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Annelies

Quote# 97356

Nobel Prize to deny God? Yep

STOCKHOLM – Another strange Nobel Prize has just been awarded, this time to two scientists whose goal it was and is, to deny God.

The atheists have become so desperate to disprove God that their urgency to do so suggests the panic that only the devil himself would express during these last days.

We are approaching the finish line of time – limited time for the enemy to take as many away from God as possible. And there seems to be no end to the means being exercised to accomplish Satan's goals in his final skirmish against God.

A "Nobel Prize" for physics was given to atheist scientists, Peter Higgs of Britain and Francois Englert of Belgium yesterday, Tuesday 10/8/13, for "explaining" how matter formed after the Big Bang.

The results, the scientists saith, provided the fundamental building blocks of the universe that were merged together, gaining mass and forming everything we see around us today. That would include soil, grass, trees, flowers, animals, fish and humans with their intricate DNA not to mention the sun, moon and planets orbiting each other continually with perfect timing in endless space.

The Associated Press stated that the physicists offered "PROOF" that their theory was valid. That appears to be a careless usage of words, to put it mildly.

And how did this :"proof" surface? First of all, the scientists involved managed to raise and spend $10 billion dollars to build a "Particle Collider." which would be the world's biggest atom smasher, built in a 17 mile tunnel under the Swiss-French border. That is 10 BILLION dollars, with a B.

The goal was to find a subatomic particle that would be called, The Higgs Boson, but became better known as, The God Particle, from whence everything sprung.

This, of course would mean that it was all spontaneous combustion, there was no higher intelligence involved....yep...God does not exist, and this settles it.

Ten Billion Dollars spent in an effort to disprove the existence of God. Think how far that amount of money would go to improve education, communities, cities, libraries, museums, and the lives of so many.

But the AP says they found "proof." After so much time – pounding, boiling, smashing and cooking elements, one is bound to come up with a possible simile of the thing they are looking for, but it is only that..not "proof."

Yet, the Marxist press is all over that so-called discovery, to deceive people in an effort to persuade them to abandon their religious beliefs and faith. It is an old story.

[...]

The atheists want God out of sight, no public displays of Christianity nor public worship. With God out of sight, they think, they are safe. But they are the ones being deceived. God will not cease to exist, even if mention of him is squelched and in many cases, forbidden in public.

Atheists who mock God and display their disbelief in Him, WILL believe in Him when each one takes his or her last breath, and is suddenly at the judgement seat of God, which will be for them, a terrifying moment.

Rev. Austin Miles, Renew America 50 Comments [10/29/2013 2:54:03 AM]
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Quote# 97355

Are you serious? People are in danger of burning in hell and you want the fish to come to you? If you saw someone standing on the train tracks with a train barreling down on them, wouldn't you plead with them to get off the tracks? Wouldn't you beg them? I would. This is an emergency. If someone agrees to talk to me, then you better believe that I will try to bring them to Christ. I am so sick and tired of these lazy, afraid to stand up for the Cross, fake Christians. Get mad at me all you want. Call me a bible thumper. I don't care, because if you're a true follower of Christ, then you realize how serious this situation is. People's souls are on the line. We have to do something about it.

ZachMettenberger, Reddit 45 Comments [10/28/2013 3:16:10 AM]
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Quote# 97349

I was having a conversation about what it means to be a Christian, and a friend asked me, "Do you never wonder if you've got it wrong?" Here is my response:

I do wonder if I've got it wrong about a lot of things. The difference is regarding how clear the Bible is. I'll give you two examples:

[First example is fairly reasonable; he doesn't believe a Left Behind-style Rapture will occur, but admits he could be wrong since the Bible isn't totally clear. Then comes example 2...]

Homosexuality- Liberals who call themselves Christians believe that homosexuality is not sinful. Personally? I don't think so. But, in contrast to eschatology, the Biblical case is much different here. Not only are there over a dozen verses/passages in the Bible that explicitly state that homosexuality is sinful, but there are zero verses in the Bible that say anything leading to the conclusion that homosexuality is morally acceptable. So we have over a dozen verses on one side and zero verses on the other side.

This is why the issue of homosexuality is not an issue of interpretation. If it were, I would not question the salvation of those who disagree with me (and I affirm the salvation of many who disagree with me on Eschatology). No, the underlying issue of homosexuality is whether or not you accept the authority of Scripture, or if you would presume to say that God's revealed word is wrong in its dictates.

This is why those who claim Christianity but affirm homosexuality are incredibly arrogant. They acknowledge that God Himself has spoken to us, but they reject His Word and replace it with the teachings of evil men who are in rebellion against God. It is also the reason that they are not Christians. The first, most basic characteristic of a Christian is that they affirm the authority of the Bible. Those who affirm homosexuality have rejected the authority of the Bible, so they are, by definition, not Christians.

Tim Dukeman, Deeper than Sound-Bites 51 Comments [10/28/2013 3:08:53 AM]
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Quote# 97348

To reject all gods you must accept the one true God else you will have many gods. Not literal supernatural gods in this case of course but they don't have to be. You're getting a first rate Biblical education here, all the essential facts.

Sword of Christ, Atheist Forums 40 Comments [10/28/2013 2:55:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas

Quote# 97347

So what is at the heart of this secret society of globalist atheism? One of their most significant concerns is the power of Faith. They despise the Glory of Jesus and the hope that He brings to countless Americans. The atheists are so insanely dedicated to their obscene cult they will try just about anything to destroy every remnant of Christian Love on this earth. As this sickening obsession was wed to advances in aerial spraying technology in the last century, one can surmise the evil compound that resulted. In this formula, it seems quite logical that the atheist’s next step would be to attempt the widespread murder of Jesus’s very Heavenly Agents of Love.

Angels. They are much more than a Christian bedtime story. They are much more than the sweet flutterings in the ears of believers. Angels are quite literally the factory workers of faith. They are tireless and everywhere. They accomplish innumerable feats, from minor pangs of guilt to the throbbing passions of love. The angels are there to guide us, to inspire us and, ultimately, to remind us of our obligation to Jesus. The fly through the air at His beckoning. They are gentle and ever willing. We would be far less human and humane were it not for the angels. And that is exactly why atheists fear the power of angels.

Atheists shake with contempt at the thought of love and decency. Their whole lives are dedicated to nothingness, to the gaping void of pain that nihilism defines. Indeed, atheists love pain. They love pain in their sexual rituals, in their drug addictions and in their secret globalist power schemes. Why do we have war? It’s the atheists who spread contempt of God and invite such reckless notions of communism and Islam.

Will Atheistic Science Annihilate Love and Prayer?

As secret atheist scientists in government pursue their goals of undermining Jesus in America, it only stands to reason that they would take their battle to the skies. The aerial dogfight is likely a vicious one. Who knows what advances they have made since the days of DDT and Agent Orange. Yet fight on they do, every single day! Our heavens are coated in a thick aerosol haze of spiritual hate and this nation’s faith is sinking.

In our lifetime, the United States has been bombarded by supposedly “natural” disasters and terrorist attacks. Religion is at an all time low, while sodomy and perversion are at epic heights. Clearly the overlap of these symptoms with the widespread usage of chemtrails is more than just a coincidence. Clearly the astonishing rise of militant atheism in America must factor in. So what is the ultimate answer to the mystery of the chemtrails? Have Heaven’s angels forsaken us for such an offensive maneuver? Or are they actually losing, dying off in plumes of jetliner butchery? Surely America’s atheists in the great halls of government are asking these very same questions.

Stephenson Billings , USAHitman 37 Comments [10/28/2013 2:54:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Ludd

Quote# 97341

Q: When a woman receives an obscene phone call, should she hang up or rebuke the devil?

Sumrall's answer: "When a woman gets such a call, she should say, "Devil, come out of him!" in a strong voice and hang up. That person will not call back."

Lester Sumrall, 101 Questions and Answers on Demon Powers 33 Comments [10/28/2013 2:22:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Jonny Scaramanga

Quote# 97339

If I may, one counter argument that has been forming is that all non-hetero, perverse sex (BDSM, pedophilia, bestiality, and such) originates in non-consensual sex. Throw in abortion and/or STD and society has one more basket case it is not capable of healing.

Consensual sex later on in life is a contract between two people to either recreate or treat that original rape. Like goslings imprinting on their mother, the original act will shape the person’s life without a stronger, correcting force. People seek that force, but turn away from the Christian church in favor of paganism, witchcraft, Buddhism – religions that promise personal power over others – a power they didn’t have when they were raped. The few studies that seem to indicate this meet with suppression.


isdaveo, Reflections by Alessandra 47 Comments [10/27/2013 6:01:13 AM]
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Quote# 97334



In the past, women behaved properly because they wanted to be seen in a good light by men. They wanted this because they knew they needed men both to survive and in order to be happy. But it was frustrating because we had to rein in our worst tendencies.

Feminism was supposed to free us from men’s judgement. Feminism was supposed to allow us to act out our worst tendencies while simultaneously forcing men to suck it up and like it. And because they were able to influence both the cultural narrative and the legislature, feminists made it difficult for men to voice their true opinions. Thus feminists imagined they had won; they believed they had succeeded in making men actually like women at their worst.

The manosphere has been a huge wake up call for feminists because they have to confront the horrifying reality that they have utterly and completely failed. Men do not like fat sluts. They did not like them then and they do not like them now and they never will like them.


Sunshine Mary, Sunshine Mary and the Dragon 54 Comments [10/27/2013 5:58:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Eselavar

Quote# 97331

LaBarbera: We need to work on our conservative, alternate media and say, ‘look, don’t do the pro-gay thing, why don’t you rather step out and support these ex-gays?’ We should encourage Fox News to tell their stories. Fox is now telling the stories of black conservatives because the other media is not doing that, we should all get on Fox and say, ‘come on, tell these stories, these wonderful stories of happy men and women who have left the homosexual lifestyle.’

Scarborough: Peter, the whole issue of a class action lawsuit, you and I have talked about this a little bit. I just wonder if you’ve explored that, talked to anyone about it. Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer. And yet the entire nation has rejected smoking, billions of dollars are put into a trust fund to help cancer victims and the tobacco industry was held accountable for that. Any thoughts on that kind of an approach?

LaBarbera: Yeah I think that’s great. I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that.

Peter LaBarbera & Rick Scarborough, Right Wing Watch 30 Comments [10/27/2013 5:57:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 97330

Brother DON'T even kiss a your gf before marriage! WHY? Because I had with my gf (now ex) some boundaries. We crossed them.. a lot. We both broke up and now we both feel dirtier.
What you need to do- stop doing any physical contacts and (if you truly know that she is THE ONE) then marry as soon as you can. Why wait for a wedding? :D I'm totally serious.

ChewDrebby, Reddit 35 Comments [10/27/2013 5:52:46 AM]
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Quote# 97329

[In a discussion thread on the House stenographer who took the microphone the night of the vote, in response to comments on mental illness]



This is not all there is.

What we call "Mental illness" might be part of our minds grasping at higher truths.

We would not have an original thought if not for those thinking differently. There's no genius or morality without such thoughts.Thank G-d for such thoughts, but don't let them overwhelm you... in moderation they are a blessing.

This person, for example, became semi-famous, which couldn't have happened following some boring program.

Also, she had a point. The Constitution is probably a divinely inspired document.


Ben Shniper, Politico 24 Comments [10/27/2013 5:52:09 AM]
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Submitted By: doomcup

Quote# 97325

There are people who respect transgender rights. And there are people who think you should all be put in a camp. That's me.

Todd Kincannon, Twitter 35 Comments [10/27/2013 5:51:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Wehpudicabok

Quote# 97322

In time I will, God willing. You've waited 2000 years, you can wait 20-30 more.
There are a number of things the Messiah does. For one, he needs to know Torah, so I study Torah A LOT. Actually I only have to read it once more and I'm done. So I'm doing some of the things I'm supposed to do. I also have to learn Hebrew. I also have to have a regular life and support myself.
I predict that I will, believe it or not, invent fusion power. I believe God will give me the knowledge to do that. Why? Because it is the power of the sun/son. This is something I have learned from the part of me that is a sage and it was in one of the visions I had. I know it is crazy. Trust me. It has caused me a good deal of grief in my life. For one thing, I will be thought of as the antichrist by people. I'm even asexual which is one of the prophecies of the antichrist according to Christians. It used to scare me that I would be him for it is said a terrible punishment awaits this person. It takes a lot of faith in God and in my ability to understand the Tanakh to be who I am.
You know the reason I believe this? It is because I've had visions and dreams and that's the only reason. I haven't always believed this, btw. Check out my video on another post that explains the sin of the Golden Calf. I think I have biblical wisdom. God says in Isaiah that in time He will pour out His spirit upon all flesh and "young men will have visions and old men will have dreams." I have both which tells me I have God's ruach upon me.
And who has God's ruach upon them? The Messiah.
If you watch my video on the Sin of the Golden Calf I think this is good teaching. NO ONE I have ever heard of has explained it so and I believe it is the correct interpretation of events.
I might not be the Messiah. But if I am, you just called me an idiot asshole, as if I haven't suffered enough as it is. My life has been full of suffering, because I am the suffering servant which is a Messianic prophecy. It hurts just to be rejected by people.
Of course the Messiah will be thought to be insane. Isn't that a common perception?
Thanks for "goddamning" me. Is that a curse? BTW I've cursed two people unknowingly and they both died. People hated me in HS because they thought I was a weird guy that caused one of my classmates dad's to die. True story. And I did. I cursed him for raising a wicked son.
The easiest part of the Messiah's duty is to bring peace to the earth. Don't forget his tongue is like an iron rod. So I need to have recognition so I can speak to people. I'm starting on the internet but I don't expect you to believe me. If I invent fusion power I will have a platform.
I've been on here for months and have never before said this to people. I'm not trying to be some kind of celebrity. You asked what authority I had and I answered.
And how do I tell what tribe your from? From my sound judgment that doesn't come from what I see or hear. I read the twelve blessings Israel said to his sons and I can see what person you are. For example, I can see the lion in you if you are from the tribe of Judah. If you are from Zebulun, I see a person that should live by the sea. The problem comes when I get to Simeon and Levi for they were both given the same blessing. But I have a way with that even for I can tell a man who should be a priest.
As for Shiloh, well, you'll see. I'm not giving that away. As for my name, it is said that the Messiah's name will have special meaning. The meanings of my names comes out as "Beloved Protector of Mankind to Preserve the Son of David." In other words, "Beloved Protector of Mankind to Preserve the Son of David/Solomon/Wisdom.

thegoldencowboy, Reddit 37 Comments [10/26/2013 9:21:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 54

Quote# 97321

[The user has self-identified as a Jew and is now getting into an argument with real Jews]

I'm the fucking Messiah asshole. Tell me, what was the sin of the golden calf? Why do you think I call myself "the golden cowboy?" I'm in every single one of you, just like that gold was in every one of the Jews present after drinking the water. I'm a cowboy that can wrestle with God for the Jewish people. I can trace myself to King David and I can tell you what tribe your from. I'm also Elijah. Elijah is the Messiah jackass.
You don't know what you don't know. And what you know is what you've been taught at your Yeshiva. Now its time to humble yourself. The only people who should have the arrogance of you are the soldiers in the IDF.
I saw a little guy like you at the synagogue. An 18 year old Jew kid in America with a smirk on his face. He shouldn't be so proud unless he's serving in the military in Israel.

thegoldencowboy, Reddit 31 Comments [10/26/2013 9:20:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 30

Quote# 97320

As the House finished their vote to reopen the federal government and raise the debt ceiling, the House stenographer decided it was a good time to let everyone know her feelings about God, Congress, and the Freemasons.

“He [God] will not be mocked,” the stenographer, apparently named Molly, yelled into the microphone as she was dragged off by security. “The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus.”

House Stenographer, Gawker 25 Comments [10/26/2013 9:19:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 41
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