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Quote# 119751

[Why am I selfish and evil for wanting the same rights you think a fetus should have? If a fetus gets to use the body of an unwilling second party to ensure it's own survival, I want the right to use the body of an unwilling second party to ensure my own survival too.]

First of all, how much do you think the fetus takes from you? Because it’s not like it’s draining you of everything.
It’s not holding a gun to you or strangling the life out of you. It’s symbiotic, not parasitic. Pregnant women do benefit from pregnancy.

Secondly, if you don’t care about your own child you are evil. If my kid needed a new heart I’d give it to them even if it meant my own death. If my babywas dying I’d sooner die to have them live.

The bodily autonomy debate is the most selfish thing I’ve ever heard. To let someone, much less your own CHILD die because “my body lulz”.

Just wear a fucking condom, use birth control, get the injection, use the T plug shit. Stop killing innocent lives just because you’re sinful and can’t face responsibility.
better yet, don’t want another kid? Do what my mom did and get your tubes tied. Problem solved

bettas-against-sjw, Tumblr 20 Comments [6/14/2016 2:21:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 119750

I sometimes get questions about the remarkably long lives of the patriarchs who lived before the great flood. Consider some of their reported ages when they died:

Adam 930
Seth 912
Enosh 905
Jared 962
Methuselah 969
Noah 600
Shem 600
Eber 464
Abraham 175
Moses 120
David 70
...Personally, I think we need to take the stated ages of the patriarchs at face value and just accept it as a mystery: for some reason the ancient patriarchs lived far longer we do today. I cannot prove that the patriarchs actually lived that long, but neither is there strong evidence that they did not. Frankly, I have little stake in insisting that they did in fact live that long. I think it is best just to accept that they did.

...There is perhaps a theological truth hidden in the shrinking lifespans over the course of time in the Old Testament. Scripture links sin and death. The day they ate of the forbidden fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, Adam and Eve were warned that they would die (Gen 2:17). Yet they did not drop dead immediately. And although they died spiritually in an instant, the clock of death for their bodies wound down much later. As can be seen in the list of lifespans of the patriarchs (see above), as sin increased, lifespans dropped precipitously, especially after the flood.

Prior to the flood, lifespans remained in the vicinity of 900 years. Immediately afterward, they dropped by about a third (Noah and Shem only lived to be 600), and from there the numbers plummeted even further. Neither Abraham nor Moses even reached the age of 200, and by the time of King David, he would write, Our years are seventy, or eighty for those who are strong (Ps 90:10).

Scripture says, For the wages of sin is death (Rom 6:23). Indeed they are, especially in terms of lifespan. Perhaps that’s why I’m not too anxious to try to disprove the long lifespans of the patriarchs. What we know theologically is borne out in our human experience: sin is life-destroying. And this truth is surely writ large in the declining lifespan of the human family.

...How or even whether the patriarchs lived to be more than 900 years old is not clear. But what is theologically clear is that we don’t live that long today because of the collective effect of sin upon us.

Msgr Charles Pope, Community in Mission 22 Comments [6/14/2016 2:06:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 119748

You cannot mix Christianity with other religions. The moment you do it's no longer Christianity.

Would you drink a tall glass of fresh cold water if someone dropped just one tiny drop of sewer water in it? What about two drops - or three?

You say no: yet that is exactly what many of you do by mixing other religions and forms of spirituality with your Christianity. You're mixing sewage with fresh water. And this is why so many of you are spiritually sick.

If you're a Christian who thinks it's okay to fornicate a little bit (or a lot) and still think you're okay in God's eyes: you're a sick Christian. If you believe it's okay to tell little lies, slander others or spread gossip about them - you're a sick Christian.

If you think it's cool to bow to Jesus and yet still practice yoga, live by horoscopes or dabble in the occult - you've been drinking cups, not just drops of sewer water! And your spirituality stinks to high heaven.

You need a spiritual detox!

God wants His children to live pure lives. He wants us to be holy like He is holy. Only then can we demonstrate to the world that our faith, our beliefs and our religion carries the power of heaven in it to transform lives and destinies here on Earth for good.

It's our difference from the world that makes what we have so unique and interesting: not our similarities with the world.

It's time for you to recalibrate! Get back onto the right frequency - the Jesus Christ frequency. Tune away from sin and tune back into holiness, without which no man can see God.

When you take God and His Son Jesus seriously, only then will God start revealing Heavens secrets to you.

I can always tell when someone who claims to be spiritually deep is a fraud. I just check their lifestyle. Because I know God never reveals His secrets to someone who is not living holy.

Let's get back on track saints. Massive awesome power awaits us the moment we begin to live out a pure expression of our Christian faith. God wants to work wonders through our lives. But He wont do it until we start living right.

Mack Major, Facebook 21 Comments [6/14/2016 2:06:32 AM]
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Quote# 119747

You’ve submitted to God the best you know how, but He’s acting like a monster towards you. Perhaps He has a long history of doing cruel things to you. Perhaps He has saddled you with some devastating struggle like pedophilia or sadism or an addiction which is totally messing up your ability to relate to other people and making your future feel hopelessly grim. Perhaps He’s ripped away something or someone who you dearly loved. And in the midst of all this, God says that you must learn to trust in His goodness. Right. How on earth are you supposed to do that in the middle of this hell? If God is so eager for you to view Him as good, why is He acting like such a creep?

Deep, unshakable soul peace and rest is a product of rock solid trust in the goodness of God. Deep soul peace is what God wants for you, and if you ask Him to have His total way with you, then He’s going to roll up His sleeves and start laying the groundwork for your little soul to develop rock solid trust in Him. How does He do this? Well, what makes you doubt God’s love and goodness? His behavior, of course. His treatment of you and others. Every time you see God acting like your definition of mean, evil or cruel, your confidence in His goodness collapses under the weight of fears that He really is a monster at heart.

Now being the universe running Guy that He is, God is not going to always behave in ways that you consider right, good, and loving. God’s agendas are far too complex to accommodate such limited behavior parameters, plus God just isn’t the kind of Being who allows His creatures to dictate how He can and can’t behave. Rather than agree to tiptoe around your fears, God offers to topple your fears so that you will stop doubting His goodness the moment He does something that you don’t like or understand. To do this, He creates your personal “worst case scenarios” by intentionally acting like your definition of an ogre. Then He proves to you that He’s really not an ogre at all, and eventually you learn to stop judging His Character by His actions.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 17 Comments [6/14/2016 2:05:48 AM]
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Quote# 119746

So live in denial. The fact is that Criss Angel made a blood pact with the devil in order to gain the power to do such things. It's in his own autobiography & when I can locate that quote in my files I will bring it out. As far as O'Neal and what happened to him: he was hypnotized before going over the house. You missed that. But he saw the recording.Furthermore, you did not explain in the slightest as to how Criss Angel managed to pull this off in any physical or illusionary matter. That's because you can't. It was supernatural and we have personally seen it before more than once. I counseled a seriously demonized woman who levitated all of her body off the floor(at a 35 degree angle) except the tips of her toes after being knocked out cold by a force we could not see. Don't even try to tell me such things don't exist. The woman was only two feet in front of me when this happened to her and I have witnesses that saw it with me. These things exist in line with what the Bible says about the supernatural and it is all related to what God told us in His Word.

Calypsis4, Evolutionary Fairy Tale 18 Comments [6/14/2016 2:05:26 AM]
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Quote# 119744

Are you a deathscort? I might know you. What state?

No, I am not an escort, I am a wound specialist who spends hours every day healing prurulent, nonhealing wounds that often go down to the infected bone, getting flesh to grow in hopes that the veteran or diabetic or new mother/frequent mother does not have to have their limb amputated, or worse. What do you do, besides bully women? And what state do you do that in?

Liar. All you live for is to kill, kill, kill.

You love death, and if you were a wound specialist, which you are not - thank God! - you would have killed many through your medical and science phobia and incompetence.


WorldGoneCrazy, The Federalist 19 Comments [6/14/2016 2:04:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta McFucken

Quote# 119743

Below is Criss Angel who levitates former NBA basketball star Shaquille O'Neal over his house in front of a few dozen fans.

If there was a helicopter lifting him it would have been seen and heard by all including the camera recording. If it was a crane it likewise would have been easily seen by all. The truth is that Criss Angel is using demonic power and I can prove that he made a pact with the devil in order to do some of his most outstanding 'tricks'. More later.

Calypsis4, Evolution Fairytale Forum 37 Comments [6/14/2016 2:04:19 AM]
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Quote# 119742

While the earth was under water for a full year, it did not stop rotating which scraped off all the vegetation. This is why we have oil and coal as the plant and animal matter was pulled down into the earth to compost. We have found silver thimbles, spoons, etc that were hundreds of feet down in the coal deposits and are in the Smithsonian.

GC, Y! answers 19 Comments [6/14/2016 2:03:48 AM]
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Quote# 119741

Men cannot be raped

I don't know why this idea has really been proliferated recently, mainly as a response from people trying to be self righteous about equality and the struggle of women. However, girls can't force themselves on you, you have decent control over your body functions, and if a girl can actually force herself that is embarrassing since men are much stronger than women.

EDIT: If it wasn't obvious already I am only talking about female on male, male on male is different can of worms that happens like... all the time.

79666908862, Reddit - r/unpopularopinion 19 Comments [6/14/2016 2:03:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm

Quote# 119740

(Ex-NFL cheerleader, Elizabeth “Leigh” Garner, is being accused of “sexually assaulting” a 12-year-old boy after she took him into a bathroom during a party and fondled him.)

Had to share this for the multiple number of double standards exposed...

First, If the roles were reversed, he'd already be in jail and the media, feminists and "rape culture-ists" would be raking him over the coals. So far, this lady is already in line for a "pussy pass".

Second, her "i was drunk, so I am not responsible for my actions" defense.
Again, no man is allowed to "get out of jail free" with this card, but it's okay for women.

Third, a pre-teen boy fought off and escaped the clutches of a healthy adult woman, from close confines, and then IMMEDIATELY told someone.
If he can, why can't girls fight off (or fight harder) to escape attackers? then report it right away? (instead of 3 days later)

Oh, and for all those who wanna try the reverse "blaming" argument of
"woman as victims get blamed, why are you not blaming him",
here is the key = 1) he is a CHILD, 2) he was NOT DRUNK, and 3) he was NOT DRESSED FOR SEX.

Men's Rights News, Facebook 21 Comments [6/14/2016 2:03:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm

Quote# 119738

This is rubbish. The VAST majority of the violence is being directed from the left and towards Trumpers. Anyone who denies that is either lying or relies entirely on heavily biased progressive media.

For today's hysterical attempt to paint Donald Trump as worse than, like, literally Hitler: Newsflash: school children bully each other in playground, this never happen before Trump go nominated.



The bigger issue is the brainwashing of an entire generation to the point where any complaint or criticism about any foreigner is automatically labelled "Hitler/Nazi/Racist" and dismissed as immoral to even talk about.

There is nothing illegitimate about Americans being concerned with millions of illegal immigrants coming into their country from Mexico. Just like there's nothing illegitimate about uncontrolled immigration being a huge issue in the Brexit debate.

You are absolutely right. This is the progressive media propaganda machine at its worse. The thing is, it's game over for them and they don't realise. These words "Nazi", "racist", "xenophobe" are losing their power because they've been overused to silence debate for far too long. Young people are starting to laugh at these terms, starting to make jokes about them just to trigger the neurotic progressive thought police. They've lost control of the Narrative and we are seeing the final desperate throws before the left sinks into despair (or possibly reacts with their traditional mass violence).

Why do the left never include Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot in these lists? The left's 20th century body count is far higher. A recent survey found half of young people in Britain don't recognise Stalin's name, but nearly everyone knows Hitler. That's what decades of the left's complete control over education gives you: redwash.

SillySillyBoy, The Guardian 21 Comments [6/13/2016 3:54:06 AM]
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Quote# 119737

Actually, public schools teach direct opposition of Christianity. If I tell students they shouldn't have sex outside of marriage, I'd be told I was enforcing my beliefs on the students, yet when a boy wants to change in a girl's locker room, it's called equality.
I could show students a video of people having sex and that's educational, but if I say "the Bible says" I'm breaking the law and need to stop. If a student walks around the school and brags about how many girls he's been with, it's appropriate for a teacher to applaud him, but the student who walks around proclaiming the gospel of Jesus Christ, he must be stopped, because an evil world will tolerate the rape of women before hearing about Jesus Christ.
There's no such thing as being neutral when it comes to the truth.
He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me scatters abroad. Matthew 12:30

You do the devil's bidding by calling good evil and calling evil good.

Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness;
Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes,
And prudent in their own sight!

I have to agree, that by teaching Christianity, he's violating the law, but when the law goes against the world's sin, they change the law and celebrate breaking it. How many principals are there who drive drunk, use illegal drugs, etc.

Fact is Christians take consequences for what we believe, chaplains being discharged, a local college student being expelled for his Christian beliefs not fitting those of his college's counseling program, no refund, nothing. Pastors being arrested for public proclamation of the gospel in ur "free" nation.
The cost of following Christ is high, but consider the even greater cost of going against Him.

The wicked shall be turned into hell,
And all the nations that forget God. Psalm 9:17

Psalm 7:10 My defense is of God,
Who saves the upright in heart.
11 God is a just judge,
And God is angry with the wicked every day.
12 If he does not turn back,
He will sharpen His sword;
He bends His bow and makes it ready.

You're saying there is no right and wrong, it's all subjective, so the principal shouldn't teach Christianity in a school of violence, because you don't like it. So according to your thinking, there's nothing wrong with kids being molested if it fits the general social norms.
Overall, you're saying, I'm a pretty good person Proverbs 20:6 Most men will proclaim each his own goodness,
But who can find a faithful man?
You sound like the average American "I do right by my fellow man, pay my bills, I'm not a bad person" Not intending that in a mocking way, but consider this, you're a criminal in the highest court in the universe. God who is eternally existing Father, Son, and Spirit; created all the universe, not out of necessity, but His good pleasure to do so. In the grand scheme of all the universe,the planet earth is but a speck, you exist as a speck on a speck and insult the God who created and sustains your life. You've violated every law He's gave. You've done evil while ignoring conscious and calling it good.
Consider
Surely You set them in slippery places;
You cast them down to destruction.
19 Oh, how they are brought to desolation, as in a moment!
They are utterly consumed with terrors.
Deuteronomy 32:35 Vengeance is Mine, and recompense;
Their foot shall slip in due time;
For the day of their calamity is at hand,
And the things to come hasten upon them.

Why, so much anger, you have no idea what the Bible says, you just know you hate God. You are arrogant in your unbelief. You love your sin and the Bible tells the truth about you. Your heart is full of evil, lust, envy, hatred of good, but what I hear you saying is Hey coach stop worshipping Jesus and serve the sin nature, forsake the truth, return to the darkness, don't you quote that Bible, I don't like it. Because of Christ, I am no longer a slave to sin, no longer blinded to the truth, no longer addicted to porn. I couldn't go back to the world even if God said I wouldn't be judged for it.

Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the law, having become a curse for us (for it is written, “Cursed is everyone who hangs on a tree”Galatians 3:13

Galatians 1:11 But I make known to you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached by me is not according to man. 12 For I neither received it from man, nor was I taught it, but it came through the revelation of Jesus Christ.

13 For you have heard of my former conduct in Judaism, how I persecuted the church of God beyond measure and tried to destroy it. 14 And I advanced in Judaism beyond many of my contemporaries in my own nation, being more exceedingly zealous for the traditions of my fathers.

15 But when it pleased God, who separated me from my mother’s womb and called me through His grace, 16 to reveal His Son in me, that I might preach Him among the Gentiles, I did not immediately confer with flesh and blood,

Answer me this question, is it wrong to murder? How do you determine your answer?

God has perfect knowledge of all things, but unlike your neighborhood church throwing Super Bowl parties to impress your carnal mind, God converts sinners, giving them a new nature as He has mercy on whom He wills and whom He wills, He hardens.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

In real life, the empty tomb is there, the place where the temple stood that Jesus said would be destroyed. The Bible says in the last days there will be mockers, men will be lovers of themselves, etc. Those who desire to live godly lives are persecuted in some way, evil men and imposters grow worse and worse.
Research how the apostles died, tell me what you find prior to your next foolish statement, tell me if you'd endure that to defend your atheism.

Yes, I could see how that would be the conclusion of someone who's never read the Bible. Your willfull ignorance doesn't excuse the fact that you will stand before the Lord Jesus Christ, but you assume that by mocking and denying the truth, it goes away.
Jesus said "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words never will" Consider how many revisions the average textbook goes through, yet the Bible's truth is unchanging. Every prophesy has been fulfilled exactly as prophesied, the apostles suffered immense persecution as Jesus said they would. Believers today suffer immense persecution and testify of being radically transformed by the power of the gospel.
I bear personal testimony of the gospel's transforming power. I was full of cursing and bitterness, envy, and perverted lust, but God has transformed me and though I am not perfectly sinless, nor will I be in this lifetime, I thank God that He's redeemed me from the depths of my sinfulness, so the idea of the Bible being fiction is completely foolish. You mock a holy God and praise a beverage brand, while cursing the God who gave and sustains your life. Repent and believe on Jesus Christ.

You can hate the truth, that doesn't change it, fact is God, who is infinitely holy commands all men everywhere to repent. You're a slave to sin and serve the desires of your master, the devil, as I once did, but have been set free by the power of Jesus Christ, who took on flesh and endured the wrath of God on behalf of sinners. You hate a man for proclaiming that truth and defend those who encourage human sacrifice to their false gods (I'm almost certain, you can't deny this)
As it is written:
There is none righteous, no, not one; There is none who understands; There is none who seeks after God.
They have all turned aside; They have together become unprofitable; There is none who does good, no, not one.
Their throat is an open tomb; With their tongues they have practiced deceit; The poison of asps is under their lips
Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness
Their feet are swift to shed blood;
Destruction and misery are in their ways;
And the way of peace they have not known.
There is no fear of God before their eyes. Romans 3:10-18

You are condemned and awaiting judgement, I assure you it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

Whoever believes in Him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. John 3:18-20

Your god is the god of this evil age, not the one true god, it's obvious that you're faithful to him, but I warn you, he'll be cast into the lake of fire at the judgement throne of Jesus Christ, along with everyone not written in the book of life. Repent of your sins and turn to Christ, the one who has the power to cast body and soul into hell, whom you've mocked your entire life, in spite of the fact that He's given you life and can take it away in an instant. Before you say "oh you're trying to scare me into believing", consider the fact that false converts will be cast into the lake of fire, many of whom go to church and appear to be godly. So unless you be converted, you will suffer the wrath of God that abides on you currently.
Jesus Christ, the sinless Son of God took on human flesh, was born into the world He had made of a virgin in a stinking stable, was despised and rejected by those who claim to serve God. He performed miracles, clearly seen by multitudes of healing, casting out demons, raising the dead. He was betrayed by one of His disciples, suffered the wrath of God at the hands of sinners and rose from the grave to be the mediator for all who will believe on Him. Why couldn't God just forgive people without Christ's suffering?, because that would make God unjust. Because God is good, He must punish every bit of evil. Because God is eternal, the offense is greater. If a boy lies to his teacher, he gets a 0, he lies to his parents, he gets grounded, lies to police, he gets arrested, but all sin is against an infinitely holy God. There's no neutral ground with God, you're either a savant of God having been saved by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, or His enemy.

Romans 5:8 But God demonstrates His love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
Christ died for the ungodly that would later repent and believe on Him and one is saved by trusting Him alone, not "good" deeds, not reforming one's behavior, not repeating a prayer, not being baptized, no by faith alone in Jesus Christ. I suggest you start with reading the Bible. By mocking Christianity on a Christian site, you waste your life, which is as a vapor in comparison to eternity. I speak as one raised on the religion of the age along with some Christian teaching, who held to being a Christian and repeated tons of prayers, but God saved this religionists out of his sin, out of his bondage to pornography, I don't say that as a sob story, but as praise to the all powerful God, who is gracious to whomever He wills to be, not because of my so-called good deeds, but in spite of them. To God alone be the glory and He will be glorified in either saving you for Himself or casting you into the lake of fire. If you could but get a glimpse of His infinite worth and how you a finite creature have insulted Him. Repent and trust the Lord Jesus Christ. Have no confidence in yourself. You must be born again, by the sovereign grace of our Lord Jesis Christ.

This man is violating his role as a principal, doesn't he know there's a separation between church and state? Or maybe, he recognizes that God is sovereign and we ought to obey Him rather than men.

Coach, Christian News Network 24 Comments [6/13/2016 3:53:56 AM]
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Quote# 119736

We already know you hate God, now it's evident you hate your grandparents as well.

The fact is murder, suicide, and drug rates are skyrocketing. When it comes to homosexuality, you gladly applaud it out of a hatred for what is pure. You would gladly say with Hitler "it's progress" what are you chasing? What are you moving towards? What is your goal in life? Is it to celebrate perversion in every form? Murder the innocent, praise the guilty. Do you seriously think the eternal, thrice holy God will turn a blind eye and not carry out the sentence of condemnation that you already have on you.

And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting; being filled with all unrighteousness, sexual immorality, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, evil-mindedness; they are whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, violent, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, unforgiving, unmerciful; who, knowing the righteous judgment of God, that those who practice such things are deserving of death, not only do the same but also approve of those who practice them. Romans 1:28-32

Coach, Christian News Network 20 Comments [6/13/2016 3:52:58 AM]
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Quote# 119735

Three years ago I got elected to the local school board
At the 5th or 6th meeting we were to vote yes or no on paid and unpaid clubs

I had no idea what paid and unpaid was, so I asked questions and researched

Turns out, paid is a club that has a teacher monitor that gets some small stipend for being present when the club meets ... once a month, before school for about a half an hour ..... one of those clubs (4 or 5 out of 24) was GSA club

Again ... no idea what GSA was so I looked it up

My school is a little podunk HS/MS combo that graduates a hundred and fifty or so, very redneck and straight and this club had been snuck in in 2012

I raised a serious holler at the next board meeting, someone called for executive session and I got a threatening dressing down ... the ACLU will sue us and it will cost us money and YOU could be brought up on charges .. etc., etc.

Scared me for a few months but I activated our community and got another born again Christian on the board

We vote again for those clubs this month and I think I have enough "no" votes to at least stop paying a teacher and better get the GSA eliminated somehow


THIS post is MUCH appreciated, MassMike

knarf, Free Republic 21 Comments [6/13/2016 3:47:57 AM]
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Submitted By: slyguy

Quote# 119734

One of the largest challenges for Young Earth Creationists is providing a valid scientific explanation for the causes of the Great Flood. This flood was the means of God's judgment on mankind because of the evil in their hearts and actions. Though there is some geological evidence for a massive worldwide flood, one question remains: where did all that water come from?

JLauttamus, Conservapedia 25 Comments [6/13/2016 3:44:10 AM]
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Submitted By: PETF(People eating tasty fundies)

Quote# 119733

The best known of the flood accounts is, firstly, the biblical account in Genesis, and secondly, the one found in the Gilgamesh Epic. Here is a summary of the Gilgamesh Epic:

The council of the gods decided to destroy mankind with a flood, but Utnapishtim was warned by the god who had made man, Ea, to build a boat to take all living beings. The length, width, and height were each 120 cubits (about 180 feet). It had seven stories.
The gods got frightened by the flood and retreated to heaven where they cowered and wept.
The flood lasted six days and seven nights, and was accompanied by wind and storm.
Utnapishtim send out a dove followed by a swallow, but both returned, unable to find land. He then sent a raven, which didn't return.
Dr. Jonathan Sarfati comments on the Gilgamesh Epic:

“ It is common to make legends out of historical events, but not history from legends. ... For instance, in Genesis, God’s judgment is just, he is patient with mankind for 120 years (Genesis 6:3), shows mercy to Noah, and is sovereign. Conversely, the gods in the Gilgamesh Epic are capricious and squabbling, cower at the Flood and are famished without humans to feed them sacrifices. That is, the human writers of the Gilgamesh Epic rewrote the true account, and made their gods in their own image.[8]

TheAmericanRedoubt, Conservapedia 13 Comments [6/13/2016 3:43:55 AM]
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Submitted By: PETF(People eating tasty fundies)

Quote# 119731

Sex should only be used to bring children into this world. People who want to legalize abortion do not want to live with that fact.

Anonymous, Tumblr 24 Comments [6/13/2016 3:41:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 119726

Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) — A young Pakistani woman was still breathing when police say her mother and brother set her on fire for eloping against their wishes, CNN affiliate Geo News reported.

Zeenat Rafique secretly dated her husband for years before marrying.

An autopsy released Thursday said Zeenat Rafique, 18, had traces of smoke in her respiratory tract, indicating she was alive when she was set ablaze.

Rafique had also been strangled, the autopsy said, according to Geo News.

The young woman was laid to rest Thursday by her tearful husband, 19-year-old Hassan Khan.

"When we saw her body, she had strangulation marks on her neck," Rafique's mother-in-law Shahida Bib said.

Rafique's family had refused to accept her body.

Murderers of Zeenat Rafique, CNN 19 Comments [6/13/2016 3:38:52 AM]
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Quote# 119725

Focus on the Family founder James Dobson invited Faith 2 Action’s Janet Porters on to his “Family Talk” radio program this week to discuss transgender-inclusive facilities policies in schools and stores like Target, which Dobson said violate the Levitical prohibition against selling your daughter into prostitution.

“Let me share a Scripture with you all that I came across that speaks to this issue,” he said. “It’s addressed directly to parents, I think. It’s Leviticus 19:29. Listen to this: ‘Do not degrade your daughters by making them a prostitute or the land will turn to prostitution and be filled with wickedness.’ That comes right to the heart of this. It sort of feels like that’s where we are. We’re taking our little, vulnerable kids and we’re saying in the name of political correctness, ‘Here are our children. Do with them what you want.’ And I’m here to say that I’m going to fight that as long as I have breath in my body.”

He added that he was worried not only about children but also about his wife, Shirley, “being in a bathroom where some grungy guy comes in there and zips down the zipper and does things that she will remember the rest of her life.”

“I mean, where is manhood that we don’t stand up and defend our own families?” he asked. “And I think that we’re going to be responsible before the Lord if we don’t do it.”

Porter heartily agreed, saying that while some are staying out of the issue because they’re “afraid of being called a mean name,” it’s time for “men of courage” to “stand and fight.”

Dobson’s cohost, Meg Meeker, chimed in to say, “Woe to us who do not intervene on behalf of our kids, that’s all I can say.”

“They’re sitting ducks,” said Dobson.

Porter then invoked another Bible verse, the passage in Luke where Jesus tells his disciples that "it would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble.”

“You know, the Bible says it’s better to have a millstone hung around your neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble,” she said. “And I think … that this applies not just to those in the schools that are doing this, those in the White House and the Target corporation, but I think it applies to parents. Because if you don’t vigilantly watch what they’re teaching your children, if you don’t stand now, school administrators, if you don’t stand now and fight this, then this verse, I believe, applies to you. Because these children are being led astray, they’re being harmed, they’re being violated and the only thing that can protect them is for those adults in authority to stand now and fight.”


James Dobson, Right Wing Watch 12 Comments [6/13/2016 3:37:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Giveitaday

Quote# 119721

I am bracing for my blog to be flagged any time now, and to my knowledge, mine is one of the lesser known blogs. WordPress is one of those in cahoots with the elites, because it is owned by Google. If these people in power can detect and ban the greater ones, the ones who have been around much longer, then surely mine is next in line. I don’t compromise truth, I expose sin and I preach the Gospel, as you must have seen by now if you’ve followed my blog for any length of time. Be grateful if you see these precious words, because these words are NOT my own, but of GOD!! Be GLAD you still have light to see by in these dark days and a chance to be born again!! I would JUMP at the chance if I were you.

Please, I am begging you. I tell you tonight, and this may be the last of my posts that you will ever see, that you are in grave danger without Jesus Christ. You must NOT go on one more day without Him. He is the reason you breathe! He is the Creator, Sustainer and Provider you’ve been searching for all along. He loves you so much that He gave His life for you. He awaits your prayer!

kingjameswriter1965, I Hate The Internet But I Love Jesus 17 Comments [6/13/2016 3:33:22 AM]
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Quote# 119720

I noticed a video by loser, Sarah Silverman online today, where she accuses God-fearing Christians of inciting bullying and suicide amongst homosexual youth. It is sad that such a beautiful woman outwardly can be so ugly inwardly. Truly, beauty is only skin deep. As a born-again Christian I'm sick and tired of gay-supporters distorting the truth. The Bible is God's Word. Christians have every right to believe the Bible, and to express their views from the Bible. Unfortunately for homosexuals, the Bible does not approve of their abnormal, ungodly and demented lifestyle. I say “unfortunate” because God has already won the battle. Gays think that they're taking control, but the Word of God plainly warns that the triumph of the wicked is short, very short.

Homosexuals are trying to separate God from the religious right, but it cannot be done. Homosexuals are trying to portray God-fearing Christians as haters and bigots. My friend, by definition God is the ultimate bigot, because it's His way or you burn in Hell forever! I'm as narrow-minded as the Bible. If believing and obeying the Bible makes me a bigot, then so be it. But the truth is that homosexuality is a sin, whether you agree with that or not is irrelevant to the truth of God's Word. If you go against the holy Bible, you will be the only loser. I'll be in Heaven, enjoying the blessings and presence of the Lord Jesus Christ. Where will you be?

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 19 Comments [6/13/2016 3:32:47 AM]
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Quote# 119718

Alien deception. Jesus Christ is coming back soon 2016 rapture,tribulation. Give your life to Jesus Christ whilst there is still time

The rapture of the church will occur very soon. It is important that us as followers of Christ prepare ourselves for this event and get right with God. It is also important for the people who haven't yet trusted and placed their faith in in Jesus Christ to do so immediately. God has given us a vast amount of signs to tell us that we are living in the end times, such as celestial signs,The increase in iniquity,earthquakes etc. God has given vast amounts of signs in the sky such as comets, lunar eclipses and solar eclipses that land on Jewish feast days and many more, so it is imperative that we are paying attention to those signs that God has given us.

When the rapture of the church occurs millions of true Christians and small children will vanish off the face of the earth. Because of this the whole world will be in a state of panic and rebellion and chaos and confusion. It could also be one of the causes of an economic collapse. This will be where the Antichrist but also alien like beings will appear on the scene.

when the rapture of the church happens the restraining power of the holy spirit will also be taken out of the world. This means the veil between the demonic/spirit realm and the 3rd dimension which is the physical realm that we live in which God has put there will be lifted.

Therefore fallen angels also known as demons will be able to reveal themselves. They will take the form of alien like beings and say they are alien beings from a different world and will use this deception to explain away the rapture.

They will deceive the world by telling the world that being left behind is a good thing. They will probably tell the world that it was them who took all these people out of the world and make up some lie to go with it. This deception will cause people to be catapulted into the 7 year tribulation without even realizing it.

This will also make it very easy for the Antichrist to deceive the world. This man will appear on the scene and act as saviour to the world. He will have all the solutions to the worlds problems and the world will wonder after him and look upon him as a Saviour.


If you are reading this and want to escape these things which are coming upon the earth and you do not know Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, He is calling you to repentance in order that you can love Him and escape these terrible things that are reserved for those who have rejected His mercy. Here is a simple prayer of repentance for your salvation. All you have to do is ask the lord wholeheartedly to forgive you and save you from your sins, the gift of eternal life is free to all who will accept it. I recommend that you do it now while you still have the time. If you do not know how, just repeat the following prayer:

Dear Lord,

I admit that I am a sinner. I have done many things that don’t please you. I am sorry and I repent. I ask you to forgive me. I believe that your son Jesus Christ died on the cross for me, to save me. You did what I could not do for myself. I come to you now and ask you to take control of my life, I give it to you. Help me to live every day in a way that pleases you. I love you, Lord, and I thank you that I will spend all eternity with you in Jesus’ name amen.

If you have prayed this prayer from your heart and meant it, the Bible says that you have been forgiven of your sins and now you are saved.

spongeeno1, Godlike Productions 12 Comments [6/13/2016 3:25:49 AM]
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Quote# 119717

A waitress in a cafe in central Nice has filed a police complaint after she was allegedly assaulted by two men because she refused to “stop serving alcohol” on the first day of the holy month of Ramadan.

The alleged beating in the French Riviera town historically famed for its sun, palm-fringed beach front and quality of life, has prompted a heated political debate over whether the country is increasingly becoming prey to “religious fundamentalism and ghettoised communities”.

The issue has become increasingly fraught less than a year before presidential elections and just six months after Islamist attacks in Paris killed 130.

The incident took place less than a week before football fans descend on the sun-kissed town for Sunday’s Euro 2016 football match between Poland and Northern Ireland.

The waitress, a French 30-year-old of Tunisian origin, said she was serving drinks at Monday lunch on the terrace of the Vitis Café on Nice’s rue Lamartine, near the rue d’Anglais, when two men started haranguing her, insulting the young woman because she was serving alcoholic beverages to customers.

“I was all alone in the bar when two passers-by suddenly appeared. They pointed to the bottles of alcohol behind the bar, then one of them told me in Arabic: ‘You should be ashamed of yourself serving alcohol in the Ramadan period.’

Ramadan traditionally begins the morning after the sighting of the crescent moon. Marking the divine revelation received by Prophet Mohammed, the month sees Muslim faithful abstain from eating, drinking, smoking and having sex from dawn to dusk.

They break the fast with a meal known as iftar and before dawn have a second opportunity to eat and drink during suhur. The month is followed by the Eid al-Fitr festival.

The waitress said one of the two men then shouted: “If I was God, I would have hung you.”

Unfazed by his threatening behaviour, the waitress shot back: “You’re not God to judge me.”

The men launched into a tirade, calling her a “dirty whore” and left the cafe in a hurry. A few seconds later, however, the venue's CCTV footage reportedly shows the two men turn round abruptly and one of them rush towards her and violently slap the waitress in the face, knocking her to the floor.

“The whole scene was recorded by the security cameras that I transferred to the police,” said the bar’s owner, Nacim.

In shock, the waitress didn’t phone the police straight away and instead contacted the owner.

He persuaded her to file a legal complaint for “voluntary violence”. The two men have reportedly been identified. One of them is known to be an illegal migrant who is a notoriously threatening figure in the district, but both are currently at large.

Unnamed men, The Telegraph 23 Comments [6/13/2016 3:25:30 AM]
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Quote# 119714

[In reaction to a group of Baptists joining an interfaith group to help build a mosque.]
Makes you wonder if the U.S. will even notice the rapture when it happens ---because the number of missing people will be SO SPARSE ????????

It gets more scary every day, and if it weren't for RR, Olive Tree, Lion & Lamb, Farag, and several others, we would have NO access to the truth. Even though our pastor preaches the gospel, I discovered he doesn't believe in the rapture (blew me away!), so there is no preaching of end times, current events, etc. And because we have a high percentage of elderly members, who were raised to be "democrats" (and still are STAUNCH supporters), there is no mention of the evil in the White House, government, etc. He does make it clear the evils of abortion, gay "marriage", etc., but refuses to mention WHO has/is doing more to promote those sins than in the history of our nation.
We looked long and hard in the Nashville area to find a conservative church, but now I wonder if the SBC, and the "local" apostates in positions of power/influence, have tainted every church in the area.
First Baptist Franklin is now a Willow Creek bastion, and I honestly don't know where to turn at this point. I find that I spend my Sunday afternoons watching FB Dallas, Michael Youseff, and a few others on DirectV. Then get my weekly update from JD Farag, and John Haller, and finish up with Hal Lindsey online.
While I know my pastor's sermons are solid as to being Biblical as to how we should live, I never hear the urgency as to the very little time we have left. Just lots of talk about "future generations", and the world our "grandchildren" will live in. How about the fact that there is so much whacked out apostasy in most churches these days, that the "grandchildren" will most likely be following Satan off the cliff, if somebody doesn't tell them the truth and scare them into listening???????

madcat, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [6/13/2016 3:24:57 AM]
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Submitted By: documentingtehcrazy

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Explain the average intelligence and stupidity which caused men to fly planes full of people into buildings?
When has intelligence, being a teenager or reasoning had anything to do with the way you or suicide terrorist live your lives?
You see Leonard, that sentence does not give any weight or even any velocity or value to an argument of belief in God.

Describe who is God and bring proof of argument that he does not exist or that circular reasoning can actually define belief in God. YOU know it cannot. You have adopted other mens teachings but the lack of evidence you have depends entirely on your own ability to choose what you believe. And choose is exactly what you did. It had nothing to do with reasoning because given the evidence of those high profile evangelist who perform miracle healings... then Christ words have more evidence to support them than your own personal choice to disbelieve.

http://www1.cbn.com/miraculously-healed-while-reading-bible


http://www1.cbn.com/video/medically-confirmed-miracle

You see this is evidence that God answers prayers... No circular reasoning, medical evidence and medical facts.

My own sister diagnosed with breast cancer. A slow cancer and was preparing for surgery and treatment.
Medical evidence... but like the man in the second video her mass disappeared.

So before you want to suggest that the beliefs of a Christian are based on 'circular reasoning'  and "Any average intelligence teenager can see the stupidity of such reasoning." you might like to acknowledge and admit, at least our God gives results.
Your own belief is chosen and has less evidence of truth than  the beliefs you criticize of Christians.

You have far less to support your choice of belief. And in the face of the above evidence you did choose it.


Sassy, Religion and Ethics 11 Comments [6/13/2016 3:21:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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