Quote# 121071

Alan Moore is a seriously talented writer but also a mangina to the core. I love his work but I have 2 problems with him...

1. his feminist mangina injections that he tries to squeeze into all his books...why is he so thoroughly steeped in the tenets of cultural marxism for such a smart guy?

2. his obsession with kabbalah and the old hebrew magic system. Not only is his view of magic very one sided it is backwards. There is a reaons kabbalah is popular with the illumanati hollywood crowd...it is an old and ineffective form of magic that hasn't adapted to the new consciousness of man by evolving to a new form of magic that takes into account the changes in human consciousness that has happened for the last 2000 years

RedPillJohnny, r/WerthamInAction 21 Comments [8/12/2016 2:15:15 PM]
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Quote# 121065

I believe that brother Hyles will receive a martyr's crown in Heaven, I really do. What he endured in the last 10 years of his life was worse than death. Dr. Hyles truly paid a dear price for his stand for the truth. He sacrificed so much in order to try to save a nation from itself. I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of Pastor Hyles' enemies for all the money in the world. They are so foolish (and they know exactly what they are doing).

Dr. Hyles is NOT responsible for what others have done, nor is he wrong for defending those who maintain their innocence. Especially when there has NOT been sufficient evidence to rightfully convict them.

Also, let me say that just because a jury convicts a man does not necessarily means he is guilty. Kangaroo courts do exist. A talented prosecutor can sway a jury easily. Remember, they found Jesus guilty.

As an example, look at the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. The man who allegedly shot King has been rotting in a cell for the past 40 years. Though convicted in a court of law, King's own family believes and proclaims the innocence of the man accused and behind bars. There was NO PROOF. That man should have never been convicted, nor imprisoned. Their are tens-of-thousands of such cases, based solely upon circumstantial evidence. Is it any wonder why 6,000,000 Americans are rotting behind bars in this country? Although the United States represents less than 5% of the world's population, over 25% of the people incarcerated around the world are housed in the American prison system. Land of the Free? I think not!

Dr. Hyles gave away everything he owned. Anyone who implies that pastor Hyles gave money to anybody for improprietous reasons is distorting the truth. The truth is that Dr. Hyles gave away millions-of-dollars to other people. Brother Hyles was good to his staff, just as ANY good employer would be kind to his or her employees. Pastor Hyles lived in a normal house, owned no car, and ate at McDonalds like any true American does. He was my kind of guy, what we call “real people.” Brother Hyles was real people.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 18 Comments [8/12/2016 2:09:48 PM]
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Quote# 121064

Brother Hyles boldly defends his family and friends publicly in this transparent 1989 sermon titled, “Weathering The Storm!” (in which he says that he was falsely accused of no less than 13 affairs with different women). If Brother Hyles said that he is innocent, and there is no solid evidence to the contrary, then it is a very wicked thing not to 100% believe him! 1st Timothy 5:19, “Against an elder receive not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.” Notice that the Holy Bible requires “witnesses,” not critics nor allegations, but WITNESSES! If Brother Hyles enemies had any witnesses, we'd know about them! They have NONE! A critic or disgruntled family or former church member is not a witness.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 6 Comments [8/12/2016 2:07:30 PM]
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Quote# 121063

So sex with anyone including animals "outside" of temple prostitution, orgies and other activity of depravity is perfectly acceptable with God? Because keep in mind when God said that it is an abomination for a man to lie with another man as a man would lie with a women it continues on to list another practice of men that is unacceptable and that is a man lying with an animal. If you are purposed to include all sexual practices of man, hetero and homo together then please do not stop there. Scripture also lists Bestiality as a practice that some find desirous.

You see, once you start to put everything on the same level then sooner or later you see the error of that. In our culture having sex with an animal is still in the "disgusting stage" where a man having sex with another man is becoming slowly an acceptable practice even though it goes completely against the design and original purpose of male and female in creation.


D Sims, Christian News Network 14 Comments [8/12/2016 2:07:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 121060

If Donald Trump Doesn’t Win, We’re Screwed

In the past year we’ve been the target of establishment attacks. Since then, I’ve had the privilege of speaking with insiders who understand the globalist master plan. Combining my own analysis with those discussions lead me to conclude that if Hillary Clinton wins the 2016 Presidential election, attacks against us and ideologically similar right-wing groups will explode in number, with the goal of shutting down our counter-narrative platforms and ensuring a Donald Trump figure never gets populist support again.

It’s easy to stay apolitical as long as political forces leave you alone, but the second you become a threat to the existing order, politics will become a painful part of your daily existence as pressure increases on your speech and behavior. Many young men in universities are finding this out right now as false rape and harassment charges ruin their lives before it gets started while men working in corporate America are already aware that they are one “sexist” or “homophobic” statement away from losing their livelihoods. The fact that many men are now recording their consensual sex encounters shows how badly men are being targeted.

Hillary will attack us on multiple fronts

If Hillary Clinton wins, there will be a huge increase in “acute” attacks against individuals and groups. At the same time, there will be a rapid introduction of dystopian new laws that serve as the leading edge of the “chronic” front. All men will be negatively affected under a Hillary presidency in one way or another, meaning that the globalist boot is fast approaching our faces.

The acute attacks will be witch hunts from the media, local politicians, and the Federal Government. They will target us, the alt right, alternative media, patriot groups, survivalists, traditionally conservative groups, and anyone else who strongly supports Donald Trump, tradition, or masculinity. The purpose of acute attacks is to psychologically break down, impoverish, and imprison those who have a powerful ability to counter the narrative or those who have the strength and organizational skill to resist tyranny with arms.

If the media can’t take someone down through their focused lies and distortions, like with what happened to me in February with the meetup outrage, the task will then be handed off to the Federal Government to pursue bogus “hate speech,” “extremist speech,” and “incitement to violence” charges, as is already being done in Europe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7). The IRS will be involved to wear down groups with targeted audits, like they did with the Tea Party, while the FBI will infiltrate and subvert groups that are meeting physically using COINTELPRO tactics.

The chronic attack phase will include passage of unconstitutional hate speech laws (or malicious interpretations of previously banal laws) that a compromised Supreme Court will not stop. A stricter variant of “Yes means yes” laws will be passed nationally, making every man who has consensual sex guilty of rape until he can definitively prove otherwise. Just as globalist insider Ezra Klein stated, the goal is for you to feel a “cold spike of fear” when interacting with women. So it shall be done.

Talking to girls in public will be illegal harassment or “hate crime,” and be enforced any time you make a girl feel bad for whatever reason, even if you merely stare at her the wrong way (such laws are currently being beta tested in the UK before wider rollout). Blatantly discriminatory “gender equality” laws in the workplace will lower the incomes of all men so that less qualified females can receive job positions and promotions at male expense.

In addition, the law will be selectively applied to maximize pain against men. Those who break the law against you will be allowed to walk, just like Hillary did after the charade of her FBI investigation, while you will be prosecuted for the most minor of missteps that the other side gets away with. The veneer of justice will be removed and only raw power will remain.

Roosh Valizadeh, Return of Kings 41 Comments [8/12/2016 3:11:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 121059

Donald Trump called his Democratic rival 'the devil' on Monday in a high-profile escalation of his campaign rhetoric – at precisely the moment he needed to change the subject.

Facing a four-day-long scandal over his criticism of the father of a Muslim soldier who died in combat, the Republican presidential nominee shifted gears.

Sen. Bernie Sanders, Trump told an overflow crowd at a high school in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, 'made a deal with the devil' when he endorsed Clinton at last week's Democratic National Convention.

'She's the devil!' he added.

Trump has hinted at the insult before, saying Friday in Colorado that 'Bernie blew it. He sold his soul to the devil. He did.'

But Trump had previously stopped short of declaring that Hillary Clinton is, in fact, the Prince – or Princess – of Darkness.

By rallying around Clinton instead of standing on principle, the billionaire said, Sanders 'made a bad deal. He should have not made a deal. He would have gone down as [having] done something really important.'

'Once he made that deal, and believe me, he has buyer's remorse.'

'If he would have just not done anything – just go home, go to sleep, relax – he would have been a hero,' he said. 'But he made a deal with the devil. She's the devil! He made a deal with the devil. It's true.'

Donald Trump, Daily Mail 15 Comments [8/12/2016 3:11:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 121058

Not really. For sometime I was into New Age beliefs where consciousness represented God. Terms used such as, God consciousness, Christ consciousness and 'the Source' are all meant to refer to God. But it's a counterfeit, used by Satan to deceive.

My spiritual experiences have been received in an outward to inward manner. An example: many years ago I was walking home and about to be confronted by a group of drunkard youths. I said a silent prayer and just let go.... surrendered, put it in the hands of God, Almost immediately, a rush of wind entered within me through the top of my head and exited through the area of my chest, towards the youths. They turned in another direction. It was something that happened in literally a second, and I felt and could almost hear the 'whoosh'.

I've had other experiences but won't share any more here as they are very personal and I wouldn't like them put under the microscope.

SweetPea, Religion and Ethics 13 Comments [8/12/2016 3:02:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane

Quote# 121057

"But if Chinese people are so smart and capable, why is Chinese government so crappy?"

The evolutionary take on this is that, the Chinese (on average) lack the innate biological behavioral traits to get a successful, relatively non-corrupt democratic government to work. In fact this is true for most populations around the world, and only the western Europeans appear to possess the necessary traits in large enough fractions of their population, which was likely the result of unique cultural selective pressures faced throughout their history.

Jccheapentertainment, Reddit 17 Comments [8/12/2016 3:02:06 AM]
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Quote# 121056

So what, multiculturalism isn't any better. In America and western Europe, they're fragmented culturally as more people from different cultures try to conglomerate in one area.

Where is the evidence that multiculturalism works? Look at Rome. During the decades before its collapse Barbarians immigrated into the empire attracted by its wealth and economy. The Romans had grown complacent and out of touch with the threat that the foreign Barbarian culture posed, they assumed they shared Roman values and were no major threat. Until one particularly harsh winter forced tens of thousands of Barbarians south into Roman territory. These Barbarians sacked Roman cities for years before reaching Rome itself. Their migration brought the entire empire to a collapse.
The longest lasting nations are nationalistic, they are skeptical of outsiders, and they rely on a unified culture to bring them through tough times. An example of these nations are Russia and China.

There is no evidence that mixing people with different moral and cultural beliefs, with different languages and customs, with different views on law and order is advantageous to a nation. It's like thinking you will do better on a group project if you work in a diverse group with a kid that doesn't speak English, another that thinks every aspect of the project needs to be justified by God, and a third that is adamant about limiting the report to a single page to save paper.

Personally I would rather violently remove any foreigners from Asia violently. White or black they should stay where they come from. How the current Filipino president Duterte deals with drug dealers by blood, is how you deal with sexpats or foreigners to get them out your country.

Cartoonfan3, Reddit 18 Comments [8/12/2016 3:01:57 AM]
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Quote# 121055

Just a friendly reminder that u should call your animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand

And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals.

justdesserts, Twitter 26 Comments [8/12/2016 3:01:49 AM]
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Quote# 121053

What I find disturbing is how we in America is taking on the Egyptian culture instead of the traditional Greek/Roman culture we have always been. Our Government buildings in Washington and most state capitals have always reflected the Roman and Greek culture that we evolved from but if you drive across the country you will see lots of pyramids unlike I have ever seen before. I asked an architect once and he said it was because pyramids are a simple design and cheap to build but I personally believe it is us growing away from the good that we once were and we are evolving into an evil culture.

James of Arc, Christian Forums 21 Comments [8/12/2016 3:01:39 AM]
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Quote# 121052

Khizr Khan is of course free to denounce Trump on a political platform, but then he becomes part of the political platform for better or for worse.

If we had a media, they would point out that Khizr Khan is an immigration lawyer who specializes in immigration from Muslim countries and opposes Trump's plan to limit immigration from Muslim countries. Perhaps a conflict of interest?

Khizr Khan Deletes Law Firm Website that Specialized in Muslim Immigration
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-...

Khan has also said that the nasty Donald Trump has a "black soul" and "blackness of character", using racist imagery that is not OK to African Americans.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tru...

Khan claims that Trump does not understand the Constitution, but even as an immigration lawyer does not mention that the Immigration Act of 1952 gives the President the power to exclude "any class of people". And Khan also has a history of writing favorably about Sharia law and implying that it will supersede the Constitution.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/08...
Quote: Khizr Khan ... is an attorney who has previously written in a law journal about Islamic law. He specifically wrote about the purity of the Quran and the Sunnah over all other texts and interpretations.

All of this is fair game in a political debate. Khan has the right to say whatever he wants, and to be questioned for it.

kevinp2, NPR 12 Comments [8/11/2016 4:41:31 PM]
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Quote# 121051

The Express has revealed footage purporting to show German children attending a summer camp run by far-right groups in Sweden.

The footage shows children in the woods dressed in uniforms with Sturmvogel logo. Sturmvogel is a far-right group founded in 1987 and apparently has links to Nazism and Holocaust denial. They also have links to the banned groups Wiking-Jugend and Heimattreue Deutsche Jugend.

The camps are structured in a quasi-militaristic manner, with children expected to stand in silence and salute the flag until they are dismissed.

The group holds its camps in Sweden to avoid German counter-extremism laws.

Andrea Ropke, a German expert on the far right, notes that the children are sent to the camps by their parents: “Nationalist youth education is very important to them and the camps are an important part of the business”.

Sturmvogel and various parents, Everyday Antisemitism 23 Comments [8/11/2016 3:37:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 121050

Look, there’s only one solution. A bunch of us anti-gun types are going to have to arm ourselves, storm the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, VA, and make sure there are no survivors. This action might also require coordinated hits at remote sites, like Washington lobbyists. Then and only then will we see some legislative action on assault weapons. Have a nice day.

James Pearce, Patheos 28 Comments [8/11/2016 3:37:08 AM]
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Quote# 121049

(claiming all Christians believe in the rapture and that "scripture interprets scripture"):

A two second Google search will tell you that many Christians, if not most, don't believe in the rapture and don't consider it Biblical.

And they are then not Christian ........... there are certain common beliefs to be considered within orthodoxy ........ the rapture is one of them ....... non-belief would put them outside orthodoxy and make them not christian .......

So scripture has not interpreted scripture.

YUP ......... hence the heresies pointed out earlier ........ and those that preach them .... as scripture points out ...........

Amos Moses, Christian News Network 34 Comments [8/11/2016 3:36:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 121046

Muslim hugging democrats when it suits them. Next they'll be welcoming ISIS.

chuck coley, NPR 15 Comments [8/11/2016 3:25:27 AM]
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Quote# 121045

It's not about earning respect, it's about having a functional society. Women's mating strategy is at odds with civilization. When sexuality is not controlled you end up in a situation where 20% of the men have access to 80% of the women (This is true in our genetic history as well as modern dating like OKCupid), this leaves a massive problem for those men. They have no reason to invest in a society that doesn't offer them a future stake in it (i.e. kids) so they opt out and productivity is lost, which is instead fueled into hedonism instead (video games and pornography currently, but it used to be riots and revolution). Since civilization is built on the backs of good men doing hard jobs for little to no thanks, making 60% of them have zero investment (who will also be the bottom 60% who do all the vital manual labour like garbage collection) is going to collapse your society.

And then we can get the way women use power VS men use power. Where women want "peace" where as men want "justice" as many psychology studies have shown and reproduced. When you give someone willing to sell their souls for peace, you end up with a society that has no freedom or peace. You end up with the nanny state and the police state, where no man can live free because false incrimination is better than someone being disruptive in that sort of society. You know, like the sort of society we now live in since women are the majority voters and are pushing for those policies.

It's clear that you have no idea about psychology or the human mating strategies and why you have to control both or your society collapses. you're still naive enough to think humans given complete freedom will work towards their own benefit instead of hedonistic pleasure seeking until they consume themselves. I would suggest you look at the obesity statistics and see what complete freedom of food has done to people and their health. Then come back and try and argue your an cap non-sense.

Jccheapentertainment, Reddit 29 Comments [8/11/2016 3:25:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 121044

In the west, we have a live and let live attitude toward other religions (for the most part); however, Islam is an all or nothing deal. There is no tolerance for other religions.

Of course many Muslims are nice and pleasant. That's their MO until their population grows to critical mass. When that happens, as it's begun to in Europe, watch out because they have one objective: world domination, and that does not fit with the American way, democracy and religious pluralism. Sharia Law is how they will manage it.

Islamic ideology is incompatible with democracy.

thatbrian, Christian Forums 22 Comments [8/11/2016 3:23:53 AM]
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Quote# 121043

With the news that Kurn's source has successfully crossed the border, it's time for us to get together and celebrate our new toy.



Feynman and Coulter's love child, The Third Edge of the Sword 16 Comments [8/11/2016 3:23:36 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 121042

Honestly?
Because I believe that the very act of circumcision contributes directly to the perpetration of those other abuses.
They stimulate the newborn's penis, then cut part of it off with inadequate anesthetic, if any.
Then they wonder why so many rapes happen. Why so many men are aroused by violence.
I wonder.

boingo82, mothering 21 Comments [8/11/2016 3:23:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: menomaru

Quote# 121037

As I have pointed out on numerous occasions, the natural selection component of TENS is a logical and philosophical hypothesis, not a scientific one. Even Richard Dawkins has reluctantly admitted in his latest book that it is entirely plausible natural selection is not the mechanism by which evolution operates, and since after 150 years there is still no significant scientific evidence that Darwinian natural selection takes place, I expect that it will not be too terribly long before Darwinism takes its rightful place with phrenology, astrology, and other pseudo-sciences. And in the meantime, it is always amusing to see not-very-bright biologists shrieking about how their intellectual superiors don't understand the tremendously complicated concepts to which they are so emotionally attached.

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 16 Comments [8/11/2016 3:18:31 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 121035

It is my contention that evolution is, from a scientific perspective, an almost totally irrelevant sideshow. The number of scientists who have actually used evolution for anything over the last 150 years is dwarfed by the number of scientists who are still desperately trying to provide a scientific foundation for TENS. The only reason evolution is assumed to be of such presumed importance is due to its philosophical usefulness to materialist philosophers and pedopropagandists like Richard Dawkins.

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 17 Comments [8/11/2016 3:03:35 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: David

Quote# 121034

Rubio: No abortions for Zika-infected women

Sen. Marco Rubio said Saturday that he doesn’t believe a pregnant woman infected with the Zika virus should have the right to an abortion — even if she had reason to believe the child would be born with severe microcephaly.

"I understand a lot of people disagree with my view – but I believe that all human life is worthy of protection of our laws. And when you present it in the context of Zika or any prenatal condition, it’s a difficult question and a hard one," Rubio told POLITICO.

"But if I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life."

Abortion and Zika became politically intertwined in June when Congress failed to pass a Zika-relief bill, in part due to a dispute over Planned Parenthood. Zika has started to spread quickly through Florida, which now has 422 cases -- more than any other state in the nation -- and it has alarmed families and health experts because the virus has been linked to severe microcephaly in infants born to some infected pregnant women.

“We’ve never before had a mosquito-borne disease that can cause a birth defect,” the Centers for Disease Control’s director, Tom Friedan, said Thursday in Doral after touring Wynwood. “That’s why we take it so seriously. The key is to protect pregnant women.”

Without prompting, Rubio acknowledged the challenges of the birth defects that result from Zika.

"Obviously, microcephaly is a terrible prenatal condition that kids are born with. And when they are, it’s a lifetime of difficulties," he said. "So I get it. I’m not pretending to you that that’s an easy question you asked me. But I’m prolife. And I’m strongly prolife. I believe all human life should be protected by our law, irrespective of the circumstances or condition of that life."

Rubio has taken a leadership role in trying to prevent the spread of Zika. He became the first Republican to co-sponsor President Obama’s $1.9 billion Zika-fighting legislation, which was watered down by House Republicans after it passed the Senate. The legislation ultimately failed. Rubio points out that he voted for every Zika bill he could.

The campaign of one of his Democratic Senate opponents, U.S. Rep. Patrick Murphy, pointed to that vote and said in a press release Saturday that “Rubio exploited the Zika crisis to attack women’s health funding and Planned Parenthood.”

A staunch pro-life conservative, Rubio’s position on abortion has been consistent in the Florida Legislature, U.S. Senate and the campaign trail. A year ago, for instance, Rubio said on the presidential debate stage that he was opposed to abortion in cases of rape or incest. Murphy’s campaign called that position “extreme and offensive.”

Rubio took issue with the Democrats’ raising Planned Parenthood because, he said, “the words Planned Parenthood don’t appear anywhere in the law.”

Rubio said the bill limited federal Zika money to “community health centers and hospitals, basically Medicare providers… with limited funds, you wanted to ensure those funds were going to facilities in every community in the state. In the end, I voted for laws that don’t have that condition there, either. I just want the money to start flowing.”

Rubio faulted Democrats for not passing the scaled-back legislation.

“The Planned Parenthood angle is something they basically made up to have a political reason not to pass Zika so they can come back in August and campaign on it,“ he said. “That’s what I mean by political volleyball. Both sides have played that game. I would have preferred the House just passed a clean funding bill and I’ll vote for that if it comes out.”

Marco Rubio, Politico 20 Comments [8/11/2016 3:03:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 121033

10 Words And Phrases Girls Habitually Use That Prove They Are Mindless Robots

Have you ever noticed that most liberal Western women utilize the following 10 words and phrases as the mainstays of their vocabulary? They utter these words and phrases in the exact same ways, using the exact same vocal inflections:

1. Amazing

(Spoken as, uh-MAYYYYY-zing)

2. Oh my god

(Spoken as, OHHHHH my god or OH. MY. GOD.)

3. So good

(Spoken as, SOOOOO good, or SO. GOOD. – as in, “That chocolate dildo tasted – SO. GOOD. – right after I banged myself with it.”)

4. Thank you

(Spoken as, THANG-cue, or THANG-kuh yoooo-WUH)

5. Like

(Typically utilized in conjunction with the other four words above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. – like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! THANG-cue.”)

6. Really

(Spoken as, REEEEE-lee, and typically utilized in conjunction with the other five words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. – like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! THANG-cue.”)

7. Right

(Spoken as, righ-EET?, and typically utilized in conjunction with the other six words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. – like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! Righ-EET? THANG-cue.”)

8. Cute

(Spoken as, CUE-wut, or KEE-ute, and utilized in conjunction with the other seven words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. You’re so CUE-wut. Like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! Righ-EET? THANG-cue.”)

(Thanks to ROK reader Andrew, who pointed out that I had forgotten to include No. 8 above, in my original list of words and phrases.)

9. Awesome

(Spoken as, AWE-sum, and utilized in conjunction with the other eight words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. You’re so CUE-wut. You’re so AWE-sum! Like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! Righ-EET? THANG-cue.”)

10. No

(Spoken as, NO-wuh, and typically utilized separately from the other nine words and phrases above; such as in the following, extremely common man/woman exchange – Man: “Did you get banged last night while you were supposedly visiting your sister, Sunshine?” Woman, pouting: “NO-wuh.”)

The 10 words and phrases above are often utilized whenever a woman is trying to deflect attention away from her sexual shenanigans. By strategically utilizing them at critical junctures, she maintains an innocent, teenage-girl vibe, while pretending to be really into you—above all other men.

This greatly appeals to your nurturing, protective side, not to mention your ego, and might allow her to distract you from the curious matter that exhibited itself only a few moments earlier.

She will often bust out the above words and phrases if she suddenly exhibits new physical skills that she didn’t used to possess, such as snapping a bath towel, or being able to play a brand-new type of card game, which are overt signs that she is a cheating slut who has picked up new tricks from some random dipstick she has been banging on the side.

These robotic, mindless, incessantly jabbering sluts are as common as crotch crickets and are literally everywhere, and you can quickly replace one with another, just by going down to the corner bar and telling some other vacuous broad that your great-uncle left you $10 million dollars which you will be collecting in 12 short weeks.

At which point, your newest bimbo-of-the-week will utter the same 10 words and phrases listed above, while simultaneously complimenting you on your good looks, your sense of style, your incredible scent, and your great sense of humor, shortly before whisking you off to her place.

Like, amazing!

Bob Smith, Return of Kings 42 Comments [8/11/2016 3:03:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 121032

It Doesn’t Matter If Women Win Gold Medals At The Rio Olympics

The U.S. mainstream media is hailing the record number of female athletes which are heading to Rio de Janeiro for the Olympic Games, with a total of 292 out of the 555 American competitors being women. Because you know, gender gaps are worthy of congratulations and applause just as long as there are less men and more women stepping up to the plate.

In truth, this is actually a sad state of affairs. It means that the U.S. Olympic team will have less than a 50% chance of seeing a real champion, rather than a 2nd rate gold medalist from the weaker sex, achieving athletic glory on the world stage.

I’ve said it before in my previous article “Anything Women Can Do, Men Can Do Better,” and I’ll say it again in 2016. The best females can never outclass the best males in sport and athleticism.

Denial Is A River In Lefty Land

Feminists always love to espouse that women can be “just as good as any man” in sports, but this has always been a preposterous falsehood. The average women only has roughly 60% of the strength and muscle characteristics of a comparable man, and the greatest gender difference in upper body strength can probably be attributed to the fact that women tend to have a significantly lower proportion of their lean muscle tissue distributed in the upper body.

In other words, women will NEVER reach the stratospheric heights of the best male boxers, weightlifters, javelin throwers, hammer throwers, rowers, swimmers, pole vaulters, and a host of other Olympic events where upper body strength is pivotal to reaching the podium.

But what about feats of agility and stamina where upper body strength is not quite as vital? Such as Association Football (Soccer) and most running and jumping events at track and field? Well grab your adult coloring books and head to your “safe space” SJW’s, because the best male runners at the marathon (the biggest combo test of speed and stamina) are routinely faster than the best women.

“At every distance up to the marathon, the gap between men’s and women’s world record times is nine to 10 percent—and it’s a similar or even higher percentage among recreational runners.” – Runner’s World, April 2015 Edition

Get it? Due to irrefutable biological characteristics, women just don’t have the strength, speed, and physical fortitude to run faster or perform better at the same sport than the best men. Case in point, the Australian national women’s soccer team (which is participating at this Olympic games) was absolutely humiliated earlier this year by a 7 – 0 loss to the Australian national under FIFTEEN’s boys side (which is not participating).

Even in Olympic events which do not require overt displays of speed, stamina, or brute strength—such as gymnastics—denial dwelling SJWs and white knights may resort to saying that female gymnasts are more “graceful” and agile than their male counterparts.

Oh really? I beg to differ. Just watch British freerunner Will Sutton take a stroll around the Isle of Man, combining incredible acrobatics, athleticism, speed, stamina, and landing dangerous jumps that not a single woman has been able to emulate thus far.

Authoritative Quotes On Male And Female Physiology

‘Agility depends upon the ability to decelerate and accelerate fast, and men – because of their larger muscles – will always have an advantage,’ – Harry Brennan, Exercise Physiologist

‘There was a period in the Seventies when women equaled or broke more world records than men, but that was before the fall of the Berlin Wall.’ – Harry Brennan, Exercise Physiologist

(Translation: this was the era when Eastern Bloc coaches were feeding female athletes steroids like sweets. They were outright cheaters.)

‘The male skeleton is bigger and gives them an inherent advantage – larger bones are generally stronger,’ – Ignac Fogelman, Endocrinologist Professor

‘Faster men’s times for 100 to 800 meters are mostly due to men, on average, having greater muscle mass—and a larger portion of it is fast-twitch, which allows them to generate greater force, speed, and anaerobically produced energy’ – Chris Schwirian, Biological Sciences lecturer at Ohio University

World Athletic Records Men Vs. Women

100m Dash World Record

9.58 s – Usain Bolt (Men’s)

10.49 s – Florence Griffith Joyner (Women’s)

High Jump World Record

2.45 m – Javier Sotomayor (Men’s)

2.09 m – Stefka Kostadinova (Women’s)

Hammer Throw World Record

86.74 m – Yuriy Sedykh (Men’s)

79.58 m – Anita Wlodarczyk (Women’s)

Conclusion

Whenever female athletes are awarded a “gold medal” at the Olympics, it should just be a giant knockoff of that cheap Hanukkah gelt (chocolate gold coins) that Jewish children get for the holiday season. After the brief surge of excitement that they have won “gold” (and attention whore themselves with it on Instagram), they can peel off the tin foil and feast on the chocolatey goodness inside until it’s all gone. “You go girl!”

After all, since women are ultimately just big children, they merely deserve to have big children’s candy. The REAL gold medals should be allocated to the real champions of a sporting discipline’s top tier, which will always be men.

Unfortunately, “equality” obsessed feminists and SJW’s will be absolutely thrilled when women take home gold medals at the Olympic games, even though their competitive talents and event completion times will be noticeably worse than many male athletes who will return home with nothing.

So best of luck to all the male athletes in the Games of the XXXI Olympiad! Go for gold! (And I do mean the real kind).

John Carver, Return of Kings 42 Comments [8/10/2016 6:21:17 PM]
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