Quote# 135500

[About the lack of a Google doodle on Christmas's Eve]

The most important date in the West. The company that indexes all information and that celebrates even red-assed baboon day says nothing [about it]. It's a cultural war against an elite with more power than any tirant has ever had.

[In the replies many people complaining about the doodle featuring birds instead of Jesus and the hover text reading "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".]

Original in Portuguese:

Data mais importante do Ocidente. A empresa que faz índex de toda a informação e que comemora até dia do bonobo de bunda vermelha não diz nada. A batalha é cultural e contra uma elite com mais poder do que qualquer tirano já teve.

Flavio Morgenstern, Twitter 13 Comments [12/25/2017 8:44:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 135498

The miscreants in the government are a bunch of selfish, lowlife, sack of cunts who don't care about the people, especially Incels, even though they consistently spout how they have the peoples best interest. Rather than helping disabled incel men, they rob us by forcing us to pay them tax - and for what? What is the government actually doing to help us better our predicament? I'll tell you: absolutely nothing. They don't provide us free plastic surgery, they don't provide us a partner, they don't provide us sex, they don't provide us tax benefits, they don't add "Lookism" as a hate crime, they don't stand against the dipshits who mock and shame us consistently but god forbid when someone mocks a bitch for wanting to get an abortion - all hell breaks lose.

Apart for Incels, here are the people the government helps using our hard earned money: the unemployed waste of spaces, useless single mothers, marriage partners, disabled people (apparently Incels aren't included even though Inceldom is a disability), old people, homeless people and degenerate drug addicts. These groups of people get all the fucking help and benefits they want. thanks to the money we provide them. Yet, here I am, destined to suffer with no hope at sight, not even a single shred of sympathy is thrown at my side. There is literally no greater injustice than this.

Lookismisreal, r/MaleForeverAlone 19 Comments [12/25/2017 6:54:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 135497

Beginning Aug. 24, 1977, for five consecutive days, medics in a hospital in Iowa tried to kill Melissa Ohden.

But she was not born yet. She was 31 weeks into gestation when a doctor drained the amniotic fluid from her mother’s uterus and replaced it with saline solution. Within 48 hours he calculated the caustic fluid would burn her skin, incinerate her lungs and eventually cause her heart to stop. Dead, her corpse would miscarry onto the delivery table and be trashed as an abortion statistic.

But the procedure failed. Still within her mother’s womb after two days, a Pitocin drip was introduced to induce labor, and Melissa was delivered five days later. Suffering acute respiratory distress and weighing a mere 2 pounds 14.5 ounces, she still managed “a spontaneous weak cry.” Hearing the plaintiff plea, rather than abandoning her to die, a compassionate nurse nearby rushed her to the neonatal intensive care unit, where she was treated for severe medical complications. Two months later, she was welcomed into the loving arms of her adoptive parents and carried back to their home in Iowa.

The full details of Ohden’s abortion survival story are now chronicled in her new book You Carried Me: A Daughter’s Memoir. The author is a wife and the mother of two children. She is also the founder of Abortion Survivors Network.

At age 14, after learning the devastating truth of her abortion survival, she embarked on a complex 30-year journey to recover her sense of self-worth and to find the answers to her agonizing questions, including: “Where did I come from? Whose blood runs through my veins?” and “Why did you try to kill me?” En route, she established and re-established relationships, became a speaker for the pro-life movement, and discovered a new mission. As she defines it, “To be a voice not for myself, but for others.”

Ohden speaks with authority, merited by many courageous battles described in the book. She is a voice for those wounded by abortion. She is a voice for abortion survivors attacked or silenced by abortion advocates unable to reconcile their support for the murderous procedure with the existence of living survivors. She is a voice of forgiveness for the sorrowful who regret their abortions or their complicity in abortions. And she is a voice for the unborn who have no voice. As one mother told her, recalling how, as a pregnant teenager, Ohden’s voice had pierced her conscience while she sat, tearful, listening to her testimony, “I want you to know that you saved a life. You were a voice for my little girl when she didn’t have one.”

In the book, Ohden verifies her word with photocopies of original medical records she obtained from the day of her birth. Just one among many seemingly miraculous finds along her journey, not only did they finally reveal for Ohden the names of her birth parents (per author’s note, names “blacked out” to protect their identities), but they also provided corroborative evidence against those who called her a liar. As documented: “On August 24, saline infusion for an abortion was done but unsuccessful.”

In the end, Ohden’s story reveals joy, offers hope and inspires prayer. As she says, “God protected me to be a voice for the voiceless — and their mothers.” From her first “spontaneous weak cry” until now, Ohden continues her mission.

Melissa Ohden., National Catholic Register 16 Comments [12/25/2017 6:54:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 135496

[WARNING: STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI SPOILERS]

[The whole review is dumb and should be examined as bad, disingenuous criticism, this submission is just highlighting the more ideologically-charged nonsense]

Pretty much everything about The Last Jedi is a conscious slap in the face to Star Wars’ white male fans. For example, all of the leading generals in the Resistance are women, including Princess General Leia (Carrie Fisher), which explains why they went from running the galaxy in the previous movie to being reduced to a handful of ships in this one. All of the First Order’s soldiers and generals save one are white men, while the Resistance is staffed entirely by non-whites and women, with the exception of Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac).

Poe is by far the most interesting character in the movie, even considering how the script goes out of its way to shit on him. You can practically hear the writers muttering, “Fuck you, toxic masculinity!” every time he’s on screen. Despite being forward-thinking and courageous, Poe is constantly slapped down by his female superiors for being too “hot-headed.” For example, despite his bravery in taking out one of the First Order’s cruisers at the beginning of the movie, Leia demotes him for being “reckless.”

Later on in the movie, after Leia falls into a coma after miraculously surviving being blasted into open space (don’t ask), Poe discovers that her replacement, the purple-haired (yes, I’m serious) HR lady Holdo (Laura Dern) is planning to evacuate the Resistance’s last cruiser into unarmed transports, a suicidal and cowardly move. He intelligently proclaims a mutiny, only for Leia to side with Holdo, whose plan ends up getting all but two dozen members of the Resistance killed. Heckuva job, Holdy!

The film’s C-plot, starring Finn (John Boyega), is equally insipid. Frustrated with HR lady Holdo’s complete inability to lead, Finn teams up with Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran), a communist Montagnard with Down syndrome, to find a codebreaker who can keep the First Order from tracking the Resistance through hyperspace. They go to the resort planet of Canto Bight and literally start murdering people for the crime of being rich. This is Ghostbusters–tier dumb.

But none of this compares to how The Last Jedi rapes the character of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill). The main plot follows Rey (Daisy Ridley), the Mary Sue feminist street urchin, as she tries to convince Luke to help the Resistance and train her to use the Force. Luke initially refuses, whining about how the Jedi “deserve” to end, before reluctantly agreeing to Rey’s demands. Hamill’s performance is embarrassingly bad and Luke’s character arc is a sick joke, rivaling how The Force Awakens depicted Han Solo as a deadbeat Peter Pan.

One good thing about The Last Jedi is that Rey is given far less screen time then in The Force Awakens. She’s just as smarmy, unlikable, and unrealistic—her bizarre telepathic dialogues with antagonist Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) are a case in point—but this is still an improvement. Unfortunately, the addition of SJW masturbation fantasies like Rose and Holdo—who I’m pretty sure was given purple hair as a deliberate middle finger to the fans—drowns out this positive move.

...

Finally, General Leia somehow manages to completely evade responsibility for Kylo Ren falling to the dark side of the Force, even though she’s his mother. The plots of both The Last Jedi and The Force Awakens have Darth Bugman focusing all his rage on Han Solo (his father) and Luke Skywalker, with Leia somehow skating off. And despite the fact that Leia’s son is the second-in-command of the First Order—meaning she is directly responsible for the galaxy being plunged into war—nobody has a problem with her serving as one of the Resistance’s senior leaders.

...

The central problem with the new Star Wars movies—or revivals of any classic franchise, for that matter—is that contemporary filmmakers don’t understand what made the originals good. Star Wars was a product of the 1970’s: an epic tale of good vs. evil, drawing on cultural motifs familiar to Americans of the time. Bugmen like Rian Johnson or J.J. Abrams can see the surface elements of Star Wars, but without being immersed in the cultural milieu that birthed it, the best they can do is high-budget fan fiction with SJW nonsense drizzled on top.

That’s all The Force Awakens or The Last Jedi are: cosplay with CGI. The X-wings and lightsabers and aliens may look like the ones in the original trilogy, but the heart and soul aren’t there. In their place is poor writing, left-wing agitprop, and dumb jokes. The Force Awakens was dull and boring, but The Last Jedi will leave you longing for the earnestness of Jar Jar Binks. Yes, it’s that bad.

The irony is that Kylo Ren’s nihilistic mantra of “let[ting] the past die,” while completely inappropriate for a Star Wars movie, is precisely how modern moviegoers should treat the franchise itself. Star Wars is dead, nerds. It’s not coming back. It’s time to take it behind the woodshed and put a bullet in its brain. The original movies were great and some of the video games were pretty good, but the monkey’s dead and the show is over.

Matt Forney, Return of Kings 19 Comments [12/25/2017 6:54:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 135495

(Note: This is in the middle of his lecture where he teaches that Original Sin is unbiblical and than drops this gem)

Homosexuals Are Not Born Homosexuals

Homosexuals often cover and excuse their evil acts of perversion by saying they were born homosexuals. And if the teaching is true that men are born with a sinful nature, homosexuals are right to say they were born homosexuals. For they were born homosexuals if they were born sinners. Also they are right to excuse their evil acts of perversion. For if they were born sinners, they were born homosexuals; and if they were born homosexuals they can no more be blamed for their evil acts of perversion than the brute beasts can be blamed for being born brute beasts. Likewise the alcoholic cannot be blamed for his drinking if it is true he was born with the "disease of alcoholism." In fact the murderer, the rapist, and all other sinners have a perfect and legitimate excuse for all their sins if they were born with a sinful nature. But God never excuses the murderer or the drunkard or the rapist or the homosexual or any other sinner for his sins. For God created all men with a good nature, and for men to sin they must go against their nature: they must sin against nature. All sin is a corruption of man's nature, it is a perversion of man's nature. It is rebellion against our nature--it is rebellion against the "law of God written in our hearts" and against the God who has written his law in our hearts. No man is born a sinner. No man is born with the "disease of alcoholism." No man is born a homosexual:

"Even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature." Romans 1:26
"Also the men leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lusts one toward another." Romans 1:27

"Neither shalt thou lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion." Leviticus 19:22-23

"God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions." Ecclesiastes 7:29



Alfred T. Overstreet, Gospel Truth 4 Comments [12/25/2017 6:54:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 135494

[From "Germany: Two Men in Their 90s Charged with Gaschambering Poles and Russians"]

If I were a kike, I’d be really pissed about this. The gas chambers crap is supposed to be their thing, a uniquely evil event that is worse than anything else that ever happened in the history of the universe (including the 9-digit body count of communism, which they invented and spread throughout the world), so saying other people might have been gassed into detergent is just pure antisemitism.

German prosecutors investigating Nazi-era crimes said on Wednesday they had charged two former SS officers in their 90s with complicity in hundreds of murders at the Stutthof concentration camp.

The state prosecutor’s office in the western city of Dortmund said the two unnamed suspects, aged 92 and 93, had participated in the Nazi killing machine in then occupied Poland, according to a statement released by the regional court in nearby Muenster.

“With their actions during their time as guards at the Stutthof concentration camp, the accused are believed to have been accessories in numerous killings,” the court said.

“Nazi killing machine” – I like the idea, shame it was never put in practice…

Anyway, I suppose they have some kind of evidence to link them to these supposed murders?

Among other crimes, the suspects are accused of involvement in the mass killing of more than 100 Polish prisoners in a gas chamber at the camp in June 1944, and of another 77 wounded Soviet prisoners of war the same summer.

Guess Poland can start whining for money and making shitty movies now too, which would be a good. Since Germany under it’s current (((leadership))) is the Jew’s main weapon in Europe, sucking as many shekels from them as possible would certainly help.

How do you say “Oy vey” in Polish?

They are also accused of participating in the extermination between August and December 1944 of hundreds of Jews, who had been told they were bound for a labour camp.

Assuming this were true – why exactly is it illegal to exterminate Jews? It just doesn’t make any sense.

What is the argument for keeping these things alive?
[Picture about "metzitzah b'peh"]

[...]

The even funnier about this is that, since denying the holohoax ever happened is illegal, you can literally get arrested just for arguing your case. It happened before, and I see no reason why it wouldn’t happen again.

After all, persecuting senile 90-year olds is what (((democracy))) is all about, isn’t it?

Spartacus, Daily Stormer 11 Comments [12/25/2017 6:52:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 135493

(This fundie is talking about Satanic Ritual Abuse)

Y’all aren’t even worthy of a response. Been through all that, been to dozens of funerals of occult victims, Counseled hundreds, and have seen more crime scene photos than anyone should have to see in a lifetime.

So sick of people hiding behind the ridiculous “it’s all satanic panic” bushwah Especially since none of them have seen any of it for real. Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. Just stop talking like experts, you’re not.

Dr Gregory R Reid, Disqus 11 Comments [12/25/2017 6:51:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135492

Innocent Sheep and Arrogant Goats

February 6, 2012

Life is full of ambiguity followed by curiosity. As the generations go by, the world is changing vastly and rapidly. With all the technology, and money that humans are stumbling upon, they drift farther and farther away from God. This may be an understood and acknowledged fact, or an underestimated superfluous notion, but either way, God is not in the picture like He should be, in today’s society. More people are branching away from Christianity and becoming arrogant goats who gallivant around the world ion their high horses.

It is a true shame and a hindrance to every Christian who is fighting the current. To those of you who are lost; I pray one day you are found. God wants us all to be saved and be with Him in Heaven. However, this is not the case in regards to people and their pompous mentalities.

“Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position. Do not be conceited (Romans 12:16)”. People forget to do this. Those who accumulate a lot of money and wealth get consumed by it all. They forget about God and eventually lose sight of the light altogether. These people then marry and have families. Their children will be born, not knowing God and Jesus; being indifferent to religion and “tolerant” of all facets of spirituality. This is how you get atheists, and those who do witchcraft; all Godless rituals, rooted from evil.

The most unfortunate part about this is the fact that these innocent children are born without a chance to know Jesus. During childhood is the optimal time in which a child should get to know our Lord and Savior; shame on those who keep their children from the light and into darkness. May God have mercy on all those children, that some may find their way towards God and Jesus.

Anonymous Coward, Mode Nook 7 Comments [12/25/2017 6:51:29 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 135490

I am 19 years old and I want to tell you about my healing. I am talking about a serious problem – homosexuality. I want to show that God does heal wounds and inclinations that seem incurable.

When I was a boy in high school, I was like everyone else. I had girlfriends, even steady girlfriends. I went out with one girl for a year and a half. I really felt I was in love with them all. But deep down I felt something else – something that terrified me. I felt an attraction to men. At first, these were just “innocent” fantasies. Later on – like so many young people today – I began experiencing problems with purity. I masturbated and fantasized about boys. I also looked at gay pornography. Once I even had oral sex. I won’t go into details, since that is not what this is about. Now when I think about my past, I feel nothing but loathing for what I did, but I know that it is only in describing what I felt and the change that took place in me that I can truthfully bear witness to God’s mercy.

I feel disgust at what I did, but not at myself, since it is Satan who condemns and accuses me. He is the one who tells us we are worthless and hideous in the sight of God. Even though something may be disgusting in God’s sight, He does not condemn us. What God does do is call us to our senses. He invites us to repent, since by such behavior we only condemn ourselves. “In the same way the men give up natural sexual relations with women and burn with passion for each other. Men do shameful things with each other, and as a result they bring upon themselves the punishment they deserve for their wrongdoing” (Rom 2:27). “Do not fool yourselves; people who are immoral or who worship idols or are adulterers or homosexuals… – none of these will possess God’s kingdom” (1 Cor 6:9).

By my sinful actions I was offending not only God but also my girlfriend who knew nothing of all this, and of course myself. What made the scandal worse was that all this time I was part of a Christian group. But perhaps this very thing saved my life. It was at these meetings that I really got to know God. Reading the Gospels, I learned that Jesus heals all wounds – including homosexuality. Reading further in the First Letter to the Corinthians, we see this at once: “Some of you were like that. But you have been purified from sin; you have been dedicated to God; you have been put right with God by the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Cor 6:11).

These words gave me hope. God’s purpose in giving us the commandments is to make our journey to heaven easier, not harder! His ordinances are consistent with our human nature. I am therefore absolutely convinced that homosexuality is a disordered attraction – a wound, and not love at all. Coming to this understanding – by no means easy for me – was my first step toward healing.

Here I would like to address all those who wrestle with homosexual tendencies. Do not to fall for the lie that homosexuality is natural! Having struggled with these tendencies myself, I know how tempting this lie is. I am not writing this to scare you but because God has freed me from an addiction to sin and I want you to enjoy this freedom as well. If you find yourself trapped in homosexual behavior, I ask one thing of you: that right after you finish reading this letter you go to Confession. Do it even if this means that for a time you have to spend two hours every third day in the confessional! God wants you to be happy, and homosexuality is a great obstacle to it. You hear Christ telling you this just as most certainly you feel it within yourself. You know you want to be free of your addiction. You want to change, but you keep falling back into sin. Never give up the struggle!

The apostle Peter kept falling too. When he wished to walk on the water, he sank beneath the waves. Three times he denied Jesus, even though he swore before his Master’s death that he would never betray Him. But Peter was great precisely because he always picked himself up again. The number of times you fall, the number of times you look lustfully at a man is not what counts. What is important is your desire to change, to be healed, to stand before God and say, “My Lord, I know I am but a worm in your eyes. And yet this worm is yours. And so I beg you to show me your mercy and heal me. You see that I fall, yet I want to get up again and keep going – towards you, my Lord Jesus, my Savior.”

If you are unable to admit your weakness or to feel remorse, pray that you may feel it. Ask God to pour the grace of repentance into your heart. Remember, it is always Satan who condemns you. Even though it has been a year since my healing, Satan still accuses me; he continually reminds me of the person I was. He does this because he has lost the battle and God’s mercy has won. Scripture consoles us with God’s word: “When anyone is joined to Christ, he is a new being; the old is gone, the new has come” (2 Cor 6: 17) God created us to be holy. Jesus desires our conversion and does everything He can to bring this about in us. He is limited only by our freedom. So ask God to heal your heart and so enable you to entrust yourself entirely to His will. Even though you may not know where you are going, give yourself wholly to Jesus, for He is the Way and the Life.

If you have already embarked on the journey of healing – this may be a very long journey! – remember this: Jesus never, ever, condemns you. When you stumble, He offers you His hand. Do not forget Mary either. She is your Mother too. She wants you to be happy. Happiness is not the freedom of this world but freedom in God. To be happy is to enjoy God’s freedom and His love, and these work miracles. If you hear condemnation in your heart, it is the voice of Satan; he is afraid he is losing you. But do not be afraid yourself! Go to Holy Mass as often as possible, go to Confession immediately after each relapse, adore Christ, ask the Holy Spirit for the gift of freedom, and pray the Holy Rosary. Recent experience tells me Satan fears blessed objects. So carry a rosary, crucifix or holy picture in your wallet. Fight the good fight for God’s freedom, for cleansing, for healing, for liberation from sin. You will be amazed how surely God will lead you. And He will teach how to truly love a woman – with His own love.

So here’s wishing you devout praying and a steadfast battle – with God at your side. May He fortify all those who wish to make a clean break with homosexuality. May He open the eyes of those who have hardened their hearts. May they come to know the Merciful God and by the grace of Jesus and prompting of the Holy Spirit immerse themselves in His Divine Mercy.

Unknown author, Ioa Magazine 6 Comments [12/25/2017 6:51:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135461


Even the satanist CNN admits that demon possession is real!

Christians are well aware that anything that’s not of Christ is of satan. The Christian Bible teaches this fact in Matthew 12:30, and multitude of other verses. As such we know that CNN is spiritually false. Yet even these pagans admit to the fact that demons exist and demon possession is real!

In their article, partially presented below, they tell a story of a secular doctor that works with Catholic exorcists. In reading that, we must always keep in mind that Catholics are not Christians, and are therefore satanists. It is not surprising that CNN will try to promote their beliefs even though their exorcisms are of Beelzebub (Matthew 12:27). We must not be deceived by their doublespeak, but we can use this article in reaching heathens for Christ, showing them how even pagan establishments accept the fact that demons are working their evil ways in this world.

(CNN)A small group of nuns and priests met the woman in the chapel of a house one June evening. Though it was warm outside, a palpable chill settled over the room.
As the priests began to pray, the woman slipped into a trance — and then snapped to life. She spoke in multiple voices: One was deep, guttural and masculine; another was high-pitched; a third spouted only Latin. When someone secretly sprinkled ordinary water on her, she didn’t react. But when holy water was used, she screamed in pain.
“Leave her alone, you f***ing priests,” the guttural voice shouted. “Stop, you whores. … You’ll be sorry.”
You’ve probably seen this before: a soul corrupted by Satan, a priest waving a crucifix at a snarling woman. Movies and books have mimicked exorcisms so often, they’ve become clichés.
The 1973 film “The Exorcist” shaped how many see demonic possession.
But this was an actual exorcism — and included a character not normally seen in the traditional drive-out-the-devil script.
Dr. Richard Gallagher is an Ivy League-educated, board-certified psychiatrist who teaches at Columbia University and New York Medical College. He was part of the team that tried to help the woman.
Fighting Satan’s minions wasn’t part of Gallagher’s career plan while he was studying medicine at Yale. He knew about biblical accounts of demonic possession but thought they were an ancient culture’s attempt to grapple with mental disorders like epilepsy. He proudly calls himself a “man of science.”
Yet today, Gallagher has become something else: the go-to guy for a sprawling network of exorcists in the United States. He says demonic possession is real. He’s seen the evidence: victims suddenly speaking perfect Latin; sacred objects flying off shelves; people displaying “hidden knowledge” or secrets about people that they could not have possibly have known.



continued at: http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/health/exorcism-doctor/index.html

Pastor Jerry Dixon, Pastor Jerry Dixon 14 Comments [12/24/2017 9:57:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 15

Quote# 135485

Why I’m just a fuck-hole

Well I guess I realized in high school that all boys really wanted was either in my panties, a handjob or a blowjob. I mean they would be nice and all, take me on a “date” but in the end they really just wanted to get off. And they expected to get off if they took you on a “date”. So I just figured they paid for everything, I was getting all the benefits so maybe they deserved something from it. So After a few frustrated dates that did not seem completely interested at 15 I gave my first handjob in a movie theatre and he called me the next day. So from there I learned what was expected from me and offered to repay boys for the date. So I guess it was looking at dating through a different vantage point that brought to my own conclusion that we are just holes for men to get off in and if we want a man to keep us around we have to let him inside us, we have realize that we are just as useful as our body allows us to be.

And that does not even begin to the realization that my whole body was designed strictly with the purpose of having cock inside it. Anatomy 101 tells me that. And then u consider that our brains are full of fashion, baby rearing, cosmetics, hygiene, health, gossip, and major emotions. The fact that we cannot even really comprehend on the same level as men. I mean there has to be a reason for the differences, right? We are the pleasure tool for men and men are the brains and muscle, the driving force of society. Men build and create, we nurture and care for. It basic science that we are below men that we should be considered less equal and treated as such. Personally I like it back in the 60’s when woman were seen as property. I wish I was born in earlier where I did not even have to think about the things I have too now. Live in a time when a girl knew that at around 16 she could be sold by her father and married. Where she could be birthing children at 16 or 17 while learning to cook, clean, laundry, the essentials that every girl should be learning in early childhood. Idk I guess I just don’t understand this world…I am just not meant to be smart enough to understand so I support those that can and do!

myrapefantasies, Tumblr 21 Comments [12/24/2017 9:51:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 135484

(This fundie thinks that HOCD (which stands for Homosexual OCD -- basically when a straight person has obsessive thoughts of being gay) doesn't exist, despite evidence proving it does.)

No, HOCD and OCD are completely different.

HOCD is a figment of the imagination of the religious crazies who are in denial about the fact they're gay. It is not recognized in the DSM, nor by any reputable association of psychotherapists, psychiatrists, social workers, or counselors.

OCD, on the other hand, is a recognized disorder that is listed in the DSM and recognized by all of the above groups.

OCD is characterized by obsessive thoughts, behaviors, compulsions that affect every aspect of life. HOCD is simply denial wrapped in a label that makes it more acceptable.

If someone has OCD, they may in fact obsess about whether or not they are gay or straight, but this will not be the only obsession they have; there will be other obsessive thoughts and behaviors that go with it. If the only obsessive/intrusive thoughts are about whether or not the person is gay, they do not have OCD, and they don't have HOCD, because HOCD doesn't exist.

Chip, EmptyClosets 3 Comments [12/24/2017 9:51:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135483

(HOCD stands for Homosexual OCD and is a very REAL disorder. This fundie thinks that there's no such thing as HOCD.)

At one point, the American Psychiatric Association once declared homosexuality a mental disorder. They would try and cure if our homosexuality. Hocd sounds just like that.

In fact, I don't trust anything the DSM says. The people who say they got hocd think there is something inherently wrong with homosexuality.

I am sick of people doing this kind of stuff. There is no such thing as hocd. These people are homophobic homosexuals. Period.

Chrisnava567, r/askgaybros 4 Comments [12/24/2017 9:51:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135482

[OP of "KIKEMAS IS HERE!"]



"Good Kikemas" from the "Iron March" featuring SS runes inside a wreath and a "Nazis are coming to town" song.

Valkynaz, Reddit - r/FULLFASCISM 5 Comments [12/24/2017 9:51:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 135481

Sermon 19: Dave Ramsey Debunked
By Bro. Steven R.
John 14:2 “In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.”
Matthew 6:19-21 “Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.”
Matthew 19:24 “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.”
Dave Ramsey is a heretical preacher who claims to believe upon the Lord Jesus Christ, yet has idols such as Wicked Donny as well as the almighty US Dpllar. Well, Ramsey talks to emotionally vulnerable people who are in dire financial straits and he helps them get out of debt. So, if he just wants to help people get out of the slavery to the debtor, that’s fine, but he also talks about how people need to accumulate material wealth and they need to become millionaires whenever they retire.
1 Timothy 6:10 is what Ramsey heedeth not! It says “For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.” Ramsey hateth and openly mocketh the Word of God! RAMSEY SAYS THAT PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO AND WORK TOWARD STORING UP TRASH! WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS SINFUL DOCTRINE! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!!!!!!!
Many places are using Dave Ramsey’s financial wealth programs into their churches, replacing Sunday school programs and godly sermons! He also uses false versions of Scripture that aren’t fully Textus Receptus based like the KJV! The NIV, NRSV, ESV, N”KJV,” and all these other papist fake Bibles and even Baptist Churches are tolerating this!
The Bible says to work six days, and rest one day. We have to work hard and make MODEST WAGES off the SWEAT OF OUR BROW! Let’s not try to go and get wealthy! The Lord saith that we aren’t supposed to go and show off and flaunt our wealth by leaving $500 tips at Applebee’s or buying a Lamborghini! DRIVE THAT BEATER CAR AND EAT BEANS AND RICE AND DRINK WATER! THE LORD DOES WANT YOU TO GO AND LIVE A MODEST LIFE SO WE CAN LAY UP TREASURES IN HEAVEN! THIS WICKED HERETIC USES FALSE BIBLES AND FALSE DOCTRINES WHENVER THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!!
It’s not okay to corrupt the Word of God with popery or other such heretical doctrines and philosophies! Dave Ramsey also believes that women have to have equal say in the finances! The MAN IS SUPPOSED TO RUN THE HOUSEHOLD! NO FEMALE SUPERIORITY, NO FEMINAZISM, DAVE RAMSEY IS A WACKY FEMINAZI!!!!!!!!!!
We have to respect the Lord and respect our churches! We don’t need to do anything except be responsible by paying off debts and living a modest and meager life! Dave Ramsey must not be trusted as he’s a wicked heretical false prophet who is leading sinners to Hell because they’re focusing more on building up earthly treasures instead of soul winning and going to Heaven and building up treasures there!!!!!!!!

Steven R., New Testament Baptist Church 6 Comments [12/24/2017 9:51:27 AM]
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Matthew 16:19

King James Version:
And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

Proposed Conservative Translation:
"And I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of heaven. Whatever you make binding on earth will be binding in heaven, and whatever you set loose on earth will be set loose in heaven."

Analysis:
Does this foretell the effect of the observer on eliminating uncertainty in quantum mechanics, which was not discovered until 2000 years later? Notice that the Greek literally says that whatever is bound on earth will have been bound in heaven, which is precisely the same unusual quasi-causation effect that an observer has in quantum mechanics.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 11 Comments [12/24/2017 9:42:41 AM]
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Lady Checkmate's headline: "Purpose: Faith & Religion"

Peace to you:

I want to speak from my heart and I pray that others understand and receive what I have to say with love and understanding. We're a Bible-believing "Christian Community" as stated in our channel's description. Respectfully, we don't value what the world thinks...not even a little bit. We only value what God says and what His word says. Elohim is the Authority here. I want to be as tactful as possible when I communicate that all false doctrines, false prophets, anti-Christ agendas, mockings, sacrilegious comments, blasphemy, trolls, socks, trolling-socks on a mission to persecute Christians, etc. will be treated with the contempt they deserve via sanctions, etc. as that behavior vexes a righteous man's spirit and our community does not support that (which is clearly stated in our Community Guidelines, the link to those guidelines are also located in our channel's description).

Our community was started as a safe space for Bible believing Christians, those seeking Jesus Christ (with their whole hearts) and those seeking Truth, to fellowship in peace. When I first started on Disqus, there was no safe space for believers. Christians were heavily sanctioned, mocked, abused, persecuted, trolled, etc. on EVERY channel I visited. E-V-E-R-Y one---please note that I hold no ought against anyone as all is forgiven AND I understand that channel owners have a right to establish their community's purpose and assure it's maintained. Respect. Out of that abuse Faith & Religion was born. Therefore, we will not be used as a platform for trolls and their socks to persecute Christians, blaspheme, mock or stop us believers from fellowshipping in peace nor promote anything that carries the spirit of the anti-Christ. I, personally, DO NOT visit alt-left sites to troll nor harass them and never will. Christophobia will NOT be tolerated here.

There are those who will love our community, be edified and blessed, some will realize that our community isn't a good fit for them and move on, which is fine. Those who decide to troll and violate our community guidelines will not be suffered nor allowed to continue.

We may not agree on everything, but I agree ALL of God's word (in context and rightly divided) is true.

God bless.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 5 Comments [12/24/2017 9:42:07 AM]
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EDITOR’S NOTE: Most glaring in this vicious attack against the nation of Israel is the fact that Britain also voted against President Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, putting the ‘special relationship‘ between the UK and the US into serious jeopardy. Jerusalem is the stone that will grind all nations who come against her to powder. This is why God allowed Trump to become president, to begin the chain of events that will lead to the time of Jacob’s trouble and the rise of Antichrist. But the Rapture of the Church comes first…

Geoffrey Grider, Now The End Begins 9 Comments [12/24/2017 9:41:31 AM]
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Quote# 135468

(part of a discussion on torture and PTSD)

wirehead-wannabe: When I read about the outcomes of life after being tortured, the author always emphasizes that full recovery is impossible, and that flashbacks *will* happen for the rest of the person’s life. And that these flashbacks can even be triggered by adrenaline from what would normally be pleasant events like weddings. And that they lose sleep, become depressed. And that they have chronic pains and disabilities for the rest of their lives. And that they have to watch the perpetrators probably never face justice. And that they can never be certain that they won’t be recaptured. And that they’ll have to live knowing that it’s still happening and will continue to happen to others.

And like... how can you admit all this and *not* conclude that the rational thing to do immediately upon escaping or being released is to blow your brains out, assuming there’s nothing absolutely critical that you need to get done to help someone else first? Does that sound worth living, even in the alleged best scenario?

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isaacsapphire: This eagerness to give up, this extreme aversion to pain, and the gall to think they know how to run the lives of people they neither are familiar with nor respect is a big part of why utilitarians end up sounding like cartoon villains so much.

russian-hackers-official: #utilitarianism #this is why I strongly distrust utilitarians #other people’s lives are not worth living

isaacsapphire and russian-hackers-official, Tumblr 0 Comments [12/23/2017 3:56:34 PM]
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Quote# 135465

From the article: “I think I’m on pretty firm ground when I suggest Eric Schmidt is likely to devote a lot of time and money in the future to attacking climate skeptics.”

Well, here’s a guaranteed way to attack skeptics, Mr. Schmidt: Provide proof that humans are causing the climate to change. As soon as you provide proof, skeptics will change their minds and see it your way.

That shouldn’t be too hard to do considering all the claims that have been made about CAGW. It shouldn’t take more than a few weeks to assemble an unassailable proof that connects human-caused CO2 to changes in the Earth’s climate. Just Google it.

TA, Watt's Up With That 9 Comments [12/23/2017 3:55:03 PM]
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Yes, I oppose climate change. I’m sure I’m now hurting his children, are I not?

Schmidt is a bimbo who can’t see the difference between opposing climate change and expecting serious GHG mediated AGW to happen, let alone expecting something to happen and being capable of doing something significant to it.

Schmidt has, by far, a much much bigger personal CO2 footprint than me. IMO he may preach as much as he wants, and I laugh at his double standard communist face. He’s one of those brats that can’t just see how totally Obama lost his climate agenda.

Hugs, Watt's Up With That 1 Comments [12/23/2017 3:54:53 PM]
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I am 62 years old. Before I began practicing Falun Dafa, I was a Buddhist. At the age of 36, a fortune-teller told me that I would encounter a serious life-and-death experience in my 50s. I had no idea what to expect. My life was difficult after I got married. We lived with my in-laws. My husband and I were laid-off workers. To make a living, I worked long hours at a local restaurant and did not get home until 9:00 p.m. every night. It was my responsibility to prepare breakfast for the family every morning.

With such a difficult and stressful life, I developed various health problems, including severe rheumatism, shortness of breath and a chronic cough. I slept under a heavy comforter and wore warm pajamas, but still often coughed myself awake. I even began to struggle while going up steps.

Then my sister came for a visit in 2002. It had been five years since I saw her last, and I hardly recognized her, as she looked much younger. I ask her what happened, and she confided in me that she was practicing Falun Dafa (despite the persecution). She encouraged me to give it a try, so I did. When I first began to do the exercises, I felt lighter: It was amazing. Soon, my symptoms were gone. I then began to tell others about the goodness of Dafa, and the truth about the persecution of Dafa practitioners.

I was excited about cultivating Falun Dafa, but one day I developed some odd symptoms. I was off balance while walking, and my limbs lost their strength. They were the signs of an ischemic stroke. I felt anxious. I was only 52 years old, and my mother-in-law was paralyzed and bedridden. I was the one who took care of everyone! Then I remembered the fortune-teller. Was this what she foretold all those years ago? I also recognized that this was the arrangement for my life, and only Dafa could save me. My despair then turned to hope. These symptoms were caused by my accumulated karma. I knew I had to pay the debt I owed.

Master taught us:

“As a practitioner, your path of life will be changed from now on. My fashen will rearrange it for you. How is it rearranged? How many years does a person still have in life? One will not know it oneself. Some people may get a serious illness after a year or half a year, or they may be ill for several years. Some people may suffer cerebral thrombosis or other illnesses, and cannot move at all. How can you practice cultivation for the rest of your life? We must fix all of them for you and prevent these things from occurring.”(Zhuan Falun)

I understood the Dafa principles and was no longer anxious or afraid. I just continued doing what a Dafa practitioner should do. All the symptoms of a stroke were gone in just seven days. I personally experienced the wonder of Dafa! Thank you to Master Li – the founder and teacher of Falun Dafa. And thank you to my sister – and fellow practitioner – who introduced me to Dafa.

Unknown author, Minghui 3 Comments [12/23/2017 3:54:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135462

It comes down to this: a Christian is someone who has repented and turned to believe in the salvation that Christ bought with His blood on the cross after He was buried and resurrected. I don't see how a God who hates sin could allow us to practice it willingly. Does He forgive us when we sin? To those who have accepted His salvation, yes. Is there a possibility you will sin after you are saved? Absolutely. But the fact of the matter is you should be walking with Jesus towards seeing holiness in your life, or freedom from sin. You were freed when you were saved but it takes time to see it work out in your life. There is no point where a truly saved Christian should think: God is ok with my sin and I can live this way. Sin separates and either you are separated from Him eternally through rejecting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, or separated momentarily through sinning in your relationship with Him.

But you are not walking in the Spirit and having homosexual sex with a man, whether you are married or single. The verse in Leviticus that labels homosexuality an abomination has been fulfilled in Christ. So if something is fulfilled do you now do the opposite of what it said? No by standing in the righteousness of Jesus Christ Who fulfilled the Law, you stand in the righteousness as if you completed each Law yourself. That means in your personal life you uphold the notion that same gender sex is an abomination. You do not turn to another point of view; it would be outside of Scripture not to.

To address Matthew Vines' arguments, God did not need to create a partner suitable for gay man because man was not created to be gay, or else he would be in the garden with Adam. Homosexuality came about after sin entered in. Read Genesis 1-3 and tell me if you see any mention of homosexuality.

Honestly, it doesn't matter if a homosexual man feels like he has to be "celibate" for the rest of his life, or if because of the scriptural teachings of the bible the homosexual is left feeling hurt, torn, and has their dreams broken of becoming married to another man. It doesn't matter because Jesus is trying to emphasize that this was never intended and if a gay person has to learn that they must give up these things as they follow Him so be it. It's better than the alternative; living in the lie of thinking that the Bible approves homosexuality and end up in hell for all eternity because you never truly knew the real Jesus- the Jesus of the Bible.

The real Jesus through His Holy Spirit convicts man of sin. Man has long been convicted of homosexuality as being a sin before this past couple generations who believe orientation is a choice. That's another mistake: to believe that God was not omnipotent enough when writing the Bible to know that there would be gay people trying to find their place. And I tell you He did:
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. (?2 Timothy? ?4?:?3-4? KJV)

So the answer is this: homosexuality is a sin. God does not condone it neither does His Word. He hates it but He loves you. It is more important ending up in heaven forever living for Jesus correctly than ending up in hell listening to some guy who doesn't believe the Word of God is the final authority and says that it's ok to live the way you were before you got saved. And then maybe the question is how do you know if you're truly saved to begin with? The gospel is simply stated as so:
But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach; That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.

For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. (?Romans? ?10?:?8-11, 13? KJV)

That's it. If you've repented and believed the Gospel and called on the name of Jesus you shall be saved. I hope that God spoke through me tonight. I hope and pray that someone some time is helped by this post. I hate seeing people deceived and I hate seeing deceivers lead people, who don't know any better, into a lie that could cost them their life. Well I pray that God blesses you guys and Jesus saves you :) I hope to see you all in heaven :)

Josh, Patheos 7 Comments [12/23/2017 3:54:13 PM]
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God Emperor Trump, Facebook 12 Comments [12/23/2017 1:35:36 PM]
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Quote# 135456

The whole issue of homosexuality is deliberately rigged in God's favor. Just check out the scriptures:: Matthew 19:4-6 (defining marriage), Genesis 1-2 (defining the image of God as male and female), Genesis 18-19 (Sodom and Gomorrah), Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13,
Deuteronomy 23:18, Romans 1:26-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9, and 1 Timothy 1:10. Jude 1:7 refers to Genesis 19:1-11, the Sodom and Gomorrah incident. These scriptures condemn homosexual behavior as sin, even calling it an abomination that of course, without repentance and amendment of life, will keep you out of heaven. Additionally, there are many more scriptures that condemn sexual sin in general, which is defined as any sexual behavior outside of male-female marriage (this then must logically include homosexual behavior).

Chastity, sexual purity and sexual faithfulness in marriage are virtues valued highly all through the Bible. Their opposite is always condemned. I challenge dissenters to show me the scriptures which say that homosexuality is a good thing or even to be tolerated. They never can meet this challenge because such scriptures don’t exist. In order to maintain the heresy that committed homosexual relationships (and the sexual acts which accompany them) are not sin, a person must of necessity disbelieve and denigrate scripture. This means ignoring it, demeaning it, minimizing its authority, revising it, or re-interpreting it to fit one’s own point of view. This is because the scriptures are quite clear about sex being only right and holy within heterosexual marriage.

Bruce Atkinson, Patheos 10 Comments [12/23/2017 1:33:20 PM]
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