Quote# 124819

A whole 300+ pages of fundie PDF

http://www.islamicbulletin.org/free_downloads/other/Jinn.pdf

The subject is how to cure diseases caused by jinn and witchcraft.
What to do to prevent the evil eye
how to treat it afterwards.

Koran verses to treat delusions, epilepsy, depression and anxiety are listed.
Verses to say while sitting on the shitter.
Problems with Jinn being in love with you.
Egyptian pharaoh witchcraft.


abul ameen, islamicbulletin.org 10 Comments [2/23/2017 11:30:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak

Quote# 124818

An Important secret which protects you from all the jinn and Shayateen



In this article I will talk about a woman which was possesses by one of the worse type of jinn which we called the Marid. this jinn was subjecting this poor woman to deferent types of harm every day.

Her family took her to one of the scholars to do ruqyah and when the scholar saw the woman he said that she will need a long session as the jinn is strong and stubborn. Her family told him do whatever it is necessary and take as much time as you need, the important thing is to help her in getting rid off this jinn. The scholar started the session by reciting Surat Al baqarah and the jinn started talking on the woman's tongue saying to the scholar that he will not leave her even if he reads the hole Quran. The scholar told him, you will leave her with Allah's will, and he continued reading the Quran until he reached Surat Al Saffat and he mentioned the verse (?????? ?? ?? ????? ????) ,the jinn when he heard that verse said do not read this ayah again.

The scholar told the jinn I will continue reading it until you leave her body. and he continued reading it until the jinn was screaming and told the scholar I will leave her body only on one condition and that is I leave her to enter your body.


The scholar agreed on that condition as he was having a strong tahseen and he always make Adhkar in the Moring and evening so he is confidant that he has a strong protection from Allah. When the scholar agreed on the jinn's request the jinn started to cry and said I can not enter your body. The scholar asked him why?. the jinn said I can not because you have a strong fence from light surrounding you preventing me from coming near you.

this fence is there because you always mentioning the dikher ( ?? ??? ??? ???? ???? ?? ???? ?? ? ?? ????? ??? ????? ? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ) 100 times every day, and that dihker protects you from all jinn.


So what are these benefits if a person mentions this dihker 100 times a day?.

These benefits are as follows:

1- As he freed 10 humans from slavery or as he donated an equivalent to 100,000 dollar for the sake of Allah.

2-Allah will write 100 good deeds in that person's book. these good deeds nobody knows their magnitude except Allah.

3- Allah will wipe from this person's book 100 bad deeds.

4-It is a protection for this person that day from all jinn and Sayateen, and no one from them as powerful as he can be ,can come near him or harm him.

5- No one will come with a work better than what he did except a person who made the same dikher but with more repetition.

Abo Mohammed, ummah.com 5 Comments [2/23/2017 11:29:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak

Quote# 124817

Child porn is a harmless victimless non-abusive, non-exploitative crime.

holocaust21, disqus 24 Comments [2/23/2017 11:29:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier Hugo

Quote# 124816

My logic boils down to the impossibility of conscious awareness arising from a chaotic material universe without God's intervention. I know you disagree with this conclusion, but there is no material definition for what comprises conscious awareness and how it can be generated from purely material entities.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 12 Comments [2/23/2017 11:29:41 AM]
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Submitted By: NearlySane

Quote# 124815

Even the option of prostitution is female entitlement. Incels that go to a prostitute are enablers. The most common way a female has power over a man is with their vagina. Females cling on to that power with everything they have. They are monopolizing sex. Females are monopolizing sex because deep down they know that they are objects and that they have no other advantages over men. Having a vagina is their default value. If you go to a prostitute you are engraving your subhuman ness. You say that no female would touch my genitals unless I pay her. You are accepting defeat. The females win if we go to a prostitute. They will successfully have power over you if you go to a prostitute. You will be a part of their monopoly they have on sex. This is why rape is such a big problem. The act of rape takes away their power. They feel powerless while being raped because they lose their power over lesser men if they get raped by lesser men. This is why rape is considered such a big crime. Females convinced the world that rape is such a big crime just to keep their power. They have convinced the world that rape is a crime just to be able to play out their sick monopoly they have on sex without repercussions. This sick monopoly they have on sex is the reason why we incels suffer. Men are being driven to prostitutes out of desperation that other females are responsible for. Prostitution is not an option for most of us because of that. Prostitution is accepting defeat and becoming part of their sick monopoly. Prostitution is giving power to females. Rape is taking power away from them. Females have the power in the sexual marketplace by default. They can try to go for chad. Men don’t have that kinda power if a 4/10 male would go for a 9/10 female she would say no and everybody would laugh at him. In the reverse case, chad is more likely to say yes. This is where the common incel belief that chad is taking away all girls come from. Every female has power over lesser man because of the double standard in dating and female entitlement. I want to eliminate that double standard. The legalization of rape would even the odds and end the sick female monopoly they have on sex.

canino1997, canino1997 12 Comments [2/23/2017 11:29:36 AM]
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Quote# 124814

My objectivity leads me to the conclusion that God is the only possible explanation for my existence.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 13 Comments [2/23/2017 11:29:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: NearlySane

Quote# 124813

It's just biology. If you were breeding dogs and you wanted to preserve a specific genetic line, the exact same logic would apply.

Letting your male poodle breed with mutt females doesn't affect the preservation of the poodle line. Letting your female poodle breed with mutt males does.

Melissa Click, Reddit 14 Comments [2/23/2017 11:29:22 AM]
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Quote# 124811

(Hey all, instead of shitting on ace people for being ace,,, what if instead,,,, you didn’t???)

aceslation: “just let me be homophobic in peace!! god!!!!!!”

(Okay I want an honest answer here: how in this crazy reality does that even remotely translate to homophobia)

(Secondly…what the actual fuck did you really just use the word aceslation)

aceslation: it’s okay to overlook/excuse the homophobia of my peers as long as I’m not the one being homophobic

Aceslation, Tumblr 9 Comments [2/23/2017 11:28:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm

Quote# 124810

I'm always reminded of the scene from the first Taken movie, when he's watching a bunch of assholes bid on his daughter. If I remember correctly, she went for double what all the other girls did simply because she was still a virgin. If disgusting, lowlife, piece of shit sex traffickers and old, fat, perverted pedophiles can recognize a woman's virginity as making her more valuable (even if it is from a financial perspective), then why can't Western women? So there you have it: even degenerate pedophiles and scumbag sex traffickers have more sense than feminists.

Samson, Return of Kings 13 Comments [2/23/2017 11:28:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 124809

Hate Trumps Free Speech



Again, the tolerant left can’t tolerate any speech that doesn’t agree with them. Just ask Milo. Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2017.

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A.F. Branco, Comically Incorrect 28 Comments [2/23/2017 11:27:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 124808

Grandmother a Victim of Modern-day Kristallnacht

The homosexual fascists of the LGBT movement have claimed another scalp in their relentless quest to purge Christians from what the Washington State Supreme Court called “the commercial marketplace.” While the target of the Nazis was the Jews, Christians are the target of the modern day Brownshirts. The only difference is that the weapon of choice for homosexual activists is a gavel rather than a lead pipe.

Baronelle Stutzman is a grandmother with a sweet demeanor who has never been accused by anyone of unkindness or incivility. Yet yesterday the Washington State Supreme Court unanimously labeled her a hate-filled homophobic bigot.

Her crime? Politely declining to use her artistic talent to promote same sex marriage. The two homosexual men who approached her to do a floral arrangement for their “wedding” were valued customers of Ms. Stutzman, even friends, proof that she did not discriminate against them or anyone else. She even recommended nearby florists who would be happy to help them.

But her own conscience, animated by foundational Christian and biblical principle, would not permit her to promote same-sex marriage. As a consequence, the Snidely Whiplash of the Evergreen State, attorney general Bob Ferguson, literally sued her for everything she owns. Although he had to grit his teeth and settle for a fine, Ferguson wanted not just to take the assets of her business but her personal assets as well. It was his goal to strip her, a 70-year-old grandmother, of her business, her possessions, her bank accounts, and her house and leave her homeless and naked on the curb.

Ferguson at one point said Ms. Stutzman’s First Amendment rights have not been violated because she can still believe whatever she wants about homosexual marriage. But Ferguson is wrong. The First Amendment does not just protect the freedom to believe Christian principle, it protects the freedom to act on it.

The specific guarantee is for the “free exercise” of religion, a constitutional right American Christians possess 24 hours a day, seven days a week, including the time they spend running a business. It is an inalienable right they have received from the Creator, which means no earthly authority, including the Washington State Supreme Court, has the constitutional or moral authority to take it away from anyone.

I have been using the term “Gay Gestapo” for years, but lesbian columnist Tammy Bruce recently popularized the term, when talking about the Christian bakers in Oregon who got fined $135,000 and put out of business for making a decision similar to the one Ms. Stutzman made. Ms. Bruce is scandalized by the mean-spiritedness and raw hatred that animates the homosexual movement. There certainly is hate in the debate over homosexual rights, but it is not coming from conservatives. It is coming from the homosexual left.

Ms. Bruce pointed out that the Gay Gestapo is bringing both tyranny and slavery back to America. When you compel someone to violate his conscience, what else is that but tyranny? And when you compel someone to labor against his will, what else is that but slavery? The only one being discriminated against here is Baronelle Stutzman.

Ferguson said the verdict “sends a clear message around the country as well.” It surely does. It sends the message that the LGBT crowd is not about marriage equality but homosexual supremacy. For gay activists, it is homosexuality uber alles.

We as a culture must understand that, to put it colloquially, this is a duel to the death. The conflict between religious liberty and homosexuality is a zero-sum game. In every clash, somebody wins and somebody loses. Every advance of the homosexual agenda comes at the expense of religious liberty. We cannot have both special rights based on homosexual behavior and religious liberty at the same time. One will be forced to give way to the other.

One of the plaintiffs claimed he was happy to be on the “right side of history.” Well, the issue is not being on the right side of history, it’s being on the right side of right. It’s being on the right side of the Constitution, and it’s being on the right side of God’s moral law. The Washington Supreme Court isn’t.

Ms. Stutzman has appealed her case to the Supreme Court. Even if the Court takes the case, the same five unelected lawyers who imposed same-sex marriage on the country are still there, and certainly will be sharpening their gavels to stick it to this grandmother as soon as they get the chance.

President Trump, in the run-up to the election you pledged that you would protect religious liberty, that you would be a champion for Christians whose rights to the free exercise of religion are being trampled on a daily basis in this country. Here is your chance to prove that wasn’t just an empty campaign promise. Direct your attorney general, Jeff Sessions, to draft the mother of all amicus briefs to support Ms. Stutzman in her appearance before the Supreme Court.

And issue your executive order on religious liberty. NOW. Don’t wait another day. It’s masterfully crafted, and will make you and your administration the friend of religious liberty instead of its enemy. If you sign it and issue it, it will instantly become the Magna Carta of religious liberty for this generation.

There is no time to waste. How many more grandmothers will have to face the loss of everything they own before their president comes to their side?

Bryan Fischer, American Family Association 14 Comments [2/23/2017 11:27:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 124807

I’m giving some thought to evicting my tenant in the apartment over the second garage, she voted for Trump, I’d have to tell her it was so I could give a good apartment to someone who needs it. It’s really so I can use it as a place to develop stereo systems.

Woodguru, Daily Kos 9 Comments [2/23/2017 11:27:00 AM]
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Quote# 124806

Obama’s Legacy: “I Will Put Men And Boys In Women’s Bathrooms”

On the 55th anniversary of JFK’s declaration that America would put a man on the moon before the end of the 60s, Barack Obama decreed that he would put a man — in this case, boys — in the bathrooms and locker rooms of public school children before the end of the weekend.

“Kennedy was my hero, and he rallied a nation by vowing to send a man where no man had gone before,” said Obama. “Well, I’m sending men and even boys where no boy should ever go.”

Obama added that his proclamation eclipses that of Kennedy. “What I did today would have been considered even more unlikely and impossible than Kennedy’s moon gambit five decades ago. I mean, back then we didn’t even know that boys and girls are basically the same and are only boys and girls because we tell them that’s what they should be.”



steveelliott, Grassfire 8 Comments [2/23/2017 11:26:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 124805

A video surfaced Wednesday showing HBO "Real Time" host Bill Maher condoning a sexual relationship between a 35-year-old female teacher and a 12-year-old male student that resulted in the woman getting pregnant twice before eventually being jailed.

The 1998 Maher video has gained major traction on social media after the HBO host took credit for the sudden fall of alt-right provocateur and Breitbart News editor Milo Yiannopoulos over his own comments about pedophilia. Yiannopoulos appeared on Maher's program last Friday.

In the 19-year-old clip, Maher was referring to the story of a woman named Mary Kay Letourneau who was impregnated twice by student Vili Fualaau, starting when he was 12.
"The teacher from Seattle is in jail because she is in love. That’s how I view it,” Maher said in the March 20, 1998, clip of his former ABC program, "Politically Incorrect."

Letourneau was arrested and served more than seven years in jail for statutory rape. She was released in 2004 and would go on to marry Fualaau the following year. The couple has two daughters in their late teens.

“I admit that it’s unorthodox," Maher continued at the time. "She’s 35, the boy is 14. He was younger when they started. But she is pregnant again. That was the story this week. This is the second child by this boy. They are keeping the mother in jail because she won’t conform to what society feels should be the perfect American family,” he added.

"Yeah, that's perfect," Lisa Montgomery Kennedy, a guest on the show, sarcastically injected.

"Sickening. Absolutely sickening," added Republican activist Celeste Greig. "The woman is over 20 years older, and she raped this kid."

“Raped? Come on," Maher retorted, later adding, "How can a woman rape a man?"

Maher has received criticism for providing Yiannopoulos with a platform on his popular HBO show.

The 32-year-old Yiannopoulos lost a speaking role at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), his Breitbart job and a book deal after a video of him making comments about pedophilia circulated over the weekend.

Yiannopoulos's 2016 remarks, in which he appeared to condone sexual relations with boys as young as 13, led CPAC to rescind its speaking invitation on Monday. Yiannopoulos later lost his book deal with Simon & Schuster and resigned from Breitbart News.

“What I think people saw was an emotionally needy Ann Coulter wannabe, trying to make a buck off of the left’s propensity for outrage,” Maher said in an interview with The New York Times. “And by the end of the weekend, by dinnertime Monday, he’s dropped as a speaker at CPAC. Then he’s dropped by Breitbart, and his book deal falls through.”

“As I say, sunlight is the best disinfectant. You’re welcome.”

The Yiannopoulos video clip was posted on YouTube in January 2016 but gained considerable attention on social media after conservative blog The Reagan Battalion shared it Sunday.

Bill Maher, The Hill 12 Comments [2/23/2017 11:26:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 124804

The reality, for most white American males is that we like the fact that Asian girls look different from our sisters and mothers and all the women we grew up around. Different is exotic, exotic is hot. We like that they tend to be thinner and lighter built which equates to more feminine. We like that they tend to STAY thinner and more fit. Smaller woman makes us feel bigger and more masculine. Most of the time they act less spoiled because mommy and daddy wanted a boy. In general it makes them more approachable and just friendlier.

Finally we like that they like us. Its just good for the ego.

You can argue all day about how there is some underlaying negative force at work in all this but really almost any woman who takes care of herself and stays fit and acts like a girl will be found attractive by most men. (A lot of western women dont seem to think they should act like girls anymore, but men react to that in our primitive crocodile brains) If she happens to be a bit different from 90% of the females we grew up around it will make her stand out from the group and catch our eye more than the norm and face it in most parts of the US outside certain San Jose neighborhoods, Asian girls are still a minority yet they don't have any of the negative stigma that will be attached to dating a black woman. Sorry black women I'm just saying the truth. I think its BS too but you all know better than me how that goes. Asian girls are just different enough to be interesting and similar enough to be safe.

Tyler Bourne, Quora 6 Comments [2/23/2017 11:26:15 AM]
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Quote# 124801

A Missouri state senator reduced children who identify as another gender to an episode of Kids Say the Darndest Things.

On Tuesday, the Senate's education committee heard testimony on Senate Bill 98, which would prevent children in public schools from using bathrooms and locker rooms that don't correspond to their "biological sex."

The bill is opposed by groups like PROMO, a statewide LGBT organization. Elizabeth Fuchs, PROMO's public policy manager, warned the committee that the bill puts transgender students at increased risk for harassment, bullying and violence.

After Fuchs testified, state Sen. Andrew Koenig, a Republican who represents St. Louis County, spoke. Koenig noted that he is a father as well as a foster care parent.

“Kids say funny things," Koenig said. "‘I want to be a girl or I want to be a dog.’ Who knows what they’ll say? But that doesn’t mean I turn around and try to cultivate that and say, ‘Yes, you can be a dog.’"

He added: “At the age of 5, 6, 7, is it appropriate to cultivate something that they genetically are not?”

Andrew Koenig, The Pitch 14 Comments [2/23/2017 4:45:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 124799

If you can say YES to ANY of the following questions, then you have an Incubus or a Succubus (Sexual Spirits) in your home and URGENTLY need the assistance of The Church of Light.

Q: Do you see signs of something invisible sitting or your bed, or feel an invisible person trying to get into bed with you?

Q: Do you feel or sense an invisible body lying next to you or an invisible force touching you intimately when you are in bed?

Q: Do you hear the sound of a Horse in your bedroom?



Q; Are you seeing the shape of a horse forming in the corner of the room?

Q; Do you feel a weight pushing down on your chest when in bed?

Disturbances at night time, particularly when we are asleep or trying to sleep, can mean the presence of an Incubus or Succubus if there is an invisible contact being made.

An Incubus preys on females, while a Succubus prefers males.

Both are Sexual Spirits and both will become more powerful and stronger in their intention the longer they are present in your home.

Their ultimate goal is to have sex with their victim.

Colin Harrison, The Church of Light 29 Comments [2/23/2017 4:44:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin

Quote# 124798

ANOTHER ENCOUNTER WITH "MAMMY WATER" AS SHE CHANGES FROM A FISH ON THE GROUND TO THE "MERMAID"! .Like the first encounter I had with the Mermaid sometime ago which testimony attracted thousands of internet traffic, this new encounter is no less chilling. It also reminds me of a strange experience some years back when a young lady who had come to stay with me confessed to me one midnight that the "Mammy Water" had sent her to destroy me but her mission was severally frustrated by the angels around me according to her. I recorded her confession on cassete.I will give a full testimony of this later but on this latest incidence, I saw a fish lying strangely on the ground near a river. Before I knew what was happening, the fish had changed into a woman and people were running and shouting "it is the mermaid!" But I didn't run but watched her as she walked or glided towards me and said: &quot;I know that Jesus Is protecting you" and vanished immediately! I want you to know that all POWERS belong to JESUS! Believe!!

Messenger Yehuja (Pastor Kamanda), Facebook 9 Comments [2/23/2017 4:44:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin

Quote# 124795

Did a demon attack me yesterday?
Edit
I was laying down yesterday night when I dozed off for about 10 minutes. At least I think i dozed off. I was dreaming, I believe, but it felt so real. In the dream, I was laying down just as I was in reality, in my home. It was completely dark and I felt an extremely evil presence.Then, the demon manifested itself. It started making loud and demonic growling sounds of anger and hate. It was the most frightening sound I've ever heard. I felt that it was trying to enter or possess me. Then began an intense spiritual battle. I was crying out, repeating over and over, "Jesus loves me so," and tried thinking of any Bible verses to quote. It was a battle and I felt that this demon was so close to getting to me but it wasn't able to. Then, the dream ended. I will say that prior to this happening, I was angry with God. I was blaspheming him and cussing. I asked him to wipe Christianity from my memory or to kill me. Then, I asked him to show me something from the Bible because I wanted to see the supernatural in reality. I wanted to experience the book I've believed in in a new way and not just the words. So, I don't know if this was merely a dream, a real demonic attack, or God showing me something. Christians, what do you say?

Ryan, Yahoo! Answers 12 Comments [2/23/2017 4:43:17 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 124793

Arguably rape is not as bad as consensual fornication because in rape only one person is in the wrong.

chaotic-truthful, Tumblr 26 Comments [2/23/2017 3:59:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 21
Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 124792

[Anonymous: No, some people have a fetishists were they have no control over when they have sex. They even go so far as to have one of the people pretend to break in, but it is all consentual and there is a safe word and all that stuff.]

i don’t care if it’s your kink, or if it’s ~actually consensual~, you’re normalizing rape and abuse!!!!! stop!!!

phanfi-c, Tumblr 11 Comments [2/23/2017 3:59:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 124790

Capitalism is consensual sex. Socialism is rape.

(#metaphor #analogy #capitalism #socialism #taxation is theft #i do not consent #rape #consensual #freedom #liberty)


giographixnola, Tumblr 17 Comments [2/23/2017 3:58:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 124789

Men are all in to dominating women...If the man feels like he isn't dominating the woman, you ca forget about...She's Been dominated by 8 dudes at the same time..Aint no way a man is going to date her! Doesn't matter how cute she is...Your dick would have to be in overdrive 10pps(pumps per second) to impress her..
(Still no Misogynists Say the Darndest Things yet?)

Jessica Lopez, Youtube 15 Comments [2/23/2017 3:57:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 124788

[Calypsis4, does evolution scare you? You seem to be advocating the common creationist lie that fossils either disprove evolution or the fossil record doesn't support evolution. This is simply not true. There are countless fossils that prove the truth of evolution. What are your sources? They're most likely from creationist websites. The problem with such sites/books is that their information is based on lies and trickery.]

Scare me? Are you nuts? I am an ex-evolutionist.

"There are countless fossils that prove the truth of evolution."

Did you even bother to examine the several dozen illustrations of living fossils that I have posted since yesterday?

If not, then I ask you kindly to please do so.


Calypsis4, City data 8 Comments [2/23/2017 3:57:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 124787

[Link is the first of 3 posts in a row]

Oh, yes. That is why almost no woman thinks unilateral CS with imputation of income is unjust, except when in the 1% of cases where it happens to women.

Women truly act as though men earn money as easily as they grow hair.

Only three types of women deserve to escape poverty :
i) The 15% of women who can do useful work in the private sector without any affirmative action.
ii) A woman who marries a man, stays married to him, does not put herself ahead of the children, etc.
iii) If a woman has a rich father, and the schlub wants to pay, hey, it is his money and I will grudgingly concede that this is not the business of an outsider.

Those are the only three types of women who deserve to be spared from poverty.

...

Didn’t I often say that the three subjects in which female aptitude is THE lowest (even lower than engineering) are :

Economics
Astronomy
Quantitative Aspects of Finance

These are the three subjects in which women are complete zeroes. Not coincidentally, these are three subjects of utmost importance in the grand scheme of things.

...

You are assuming that women believe in God. They do not. They may *say* they do, but their actions indicate otherwise.

One could argue that the behavior of women in violation of every imaginable pillar of civilization is proof that there is no God, but that is a topic for another day.


Anon, Dalrock 5 Comments [2/23/2017 3:57:02 AM]
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