Quote# 130319

Halloween is also a prime recruiting season for the Satanists. Much as the government will plant undercover narcotic agents in various high schools to find out who is pushing or using drugs on campus, so some Satanists may plant kids at the schools who are there solely for the purpose of discerning potential members or victims among the students. The Dungeons and Dragons clubs are key hunting grounds for them, as are other groups and clubs based on medieval themes.

Church-sponsored “haunted houses” are also fertile recruiting centers. The Satanists watch for those kids who show a marked bent for the macabre and the sinister, and they invite them to a “real good” party being held elsewhere, which proves to be a lower-level ritual held for the purpose of initiating these kids into Satanism.



Johanna Michaelsen, lighthouse trails 21 Comments [8/9/2017 11:42:46 AM]
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Quote# 130318

Other Satanists however—cult Satanists—understand that Satan is very real indeed. To them, the sacrifices he demands are not symbolic at all.They believe that the blood sacrifice of innocence which Satan demands as the ultimate blasphemy and sign of devotion to himself must be very literal indeed. At various times during the year, but especially during the month of October, police across the country report finding the remains of animals—some with the blood drained, others with various organs missing, some carefully skinned while keeping the tortured creature alive. They are frequently found at sites which indicate that some form of ritual took place. When no altar or pentagram or other symbolism is in evidence, it is entirely likely that some neophyte or self-styled Satanist is simply practicing to make sure the “sacrifice” is letter-perfect for the ceremony.

Because of its innocence and frailty, a tiny child is viewed by these Satanists as the perfect sacrifice to their Master. The infant is seen as a representation of the Christ Child, and it is He whom they are blaspheming and symbolically destroying in the prolonged and brutal torture and slaying of the child. After the death of the baby, the members will all eat a portion of the little one’s heart and will drink its blood.



Johanna Michaelsen, lighthouse trails 8 Comments [8/9/2017 11:42:43 AM]
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Quote# 130317

For several years, one thoughtful kindergarten teacher in Southern California even provided ghosts for her pupils to commune with at Halloween. I spoke with one of the mothers from that school who told me that her little boy was sent home with a note from the teacher informing the parents that their child would be bringing home a “special friend” the next day. The child was to nurture his “friend,” name it, feed it, and talk to it—all as a part of a special class project that was designed to “develop the child’s imagination.”

The next day, the little boy came home with a sealed envelope along with explicit instructions that his parents were not to touch it; only the child was allowed to open the envelope. Mom said, “You bet!” and promptly opened it up. Inside was six inches of thick orange wool string with a knot tied a quarter of the way up to make a loop resembling a head. The mimeographed “letter” that accompanied it read as follows:

Haunted House
001 Cemetery Lane
Spookville

Dear Customer,

Thank you for your order. Your ghost is exactly what you ordered. You will find that your ghost is attached to an orange string. Do not untie the special knot until you are ready to let your ghost go.

Your ghost will tell you when it is hungry and what it prefers to eat. It will sleep in the air beside you all day. It especially likes quiet places where there are cobwebs, creaky boards and corners.

If you follow the above directions, you will have a very happy ghost.

Yours truly,

Head Ghost

The mother, a Christian, didn’t approve of the idea of her son taking in a pet ghost, however housebroken. She was also a little suspicious of her six-year-old being addressed as “Dear Customer.” So she confiscated the thing and put it in the garage on a shelf until she could decide what to do with it. The next day, her sister was in the garage on an errand, unaware of the matter of the “ghost in the string.” Suddenly she was frightened by the sense of a threatening presence around her. She heard the sounds of a cat hissing in the corner and something like a “chatty doll” mumbling incoherently at her. Later that night they threw the “ghost string” into the garbage pail, prayed to bind and remove the entity, and were never bothered by the “presence” again. This family had no trouble whatever believing that a spirit had indeed been sent home with their little boy and that it didn’t much like having been assigned to a Christian household


Johanna Michaelsen, light house trails 15 Comments [8/9/2017 11:42:40 AM]
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Quote# 130315

I have encountered a demon that has the red centre of his eyes and the color of his skin is close to that of the sand.
How did it come to pass?
During several years I have seen regularly various demons, since especially during my stay in the bed the Hell used to open in me; the demons were touching me and penetrating my anus with their penis, I was waking up paralyzed and so on. The reason for this was secret equipment, the vibrations of which, sent into me, were opening the Hell.
Because I was so unusual and strong that I have managed to live with that for years...

...the "World Secret Service" has decided to break me even more violently. They have filled the metal of my oven with something, what became a fluid rising up from the metallic surface, after the oven became hot (when it was cold, no fluid was seen at all on its surface).

Together with the press on my brain, all the people were sent to pretend and lie before me. Invisible colorless gases were before me on the way and cigarettes with drugs in the shops.

My explanation of the point in human life is above that of all the religions of this world and I have been elected by Holy Beings serving the God, and later Supergod has touched me as well. There is no greater authority than they are and the Organization as well as the localities that they have been maltreating me here on Earth, has committed a big sin.

One example of my works:

As the consequence of my poisoning, I have got many crazy thoughts: confusion about which side of a car is the front or the back one; to jump into a pit that I have seen on the way, to jump out of the window or out of the bridge; to remove my eyes and penis; visions of angry birds that want to peck my eyes out using my fingers like it was their beak; strange anxiety, more alive imaginations up to small hallucinations; and thousands of other crazy things.
After my brain became damaged, now and then I could feel and even see a demon that I have mentioned in the beginning of this thread. He sometimes makes people hurt themselves.
Then I have noticed that some scenes in movies support a little bit the action of self-hurting and to influence of the demon upon its victims.
But how many people in the world were damaged as strongly as I was to be so sensitive to these scenes in movies? The demon was waiting a longer time per one victim, therefore such a self-mutilation as the consequence of the brain damage is a rare thing.

I believe that the members of the Organization would not be able to stand everything they did to me, and if somebody treated them really badly (after he damaged their brain), they would mutilate themselves and break. And after it they would have no more thoughts on the punishment of the self-mutilation and would cancel its use on people.

My question: How many people in the world were affected as strongly as I was?

Please download my writings.

VolkodavKO, Alien Soup 7 Comments [8/9/2017 11:42:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Hu's On First

Fundie Sex-Ed Award

Quote# 130314

Is there a demon in my penis?

sometimes when I see certain things it causes my penis to slowly rise. Is this a demon or something else?

Charlie, Yahoo! Answers 22 Comments [8/9/2017 11:42:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 130307

A good way to measure the worth of an economy is to ask, "Would my life be better or worse without industry [X]?"
If assembly line construction of heavy manufactured goods never existed? Worse.
If smartphones, Google, Faceborg, and Twatter never existed? On balance, better.

Heartiste, Gab 20 Comments [8/8/2017 11:30:01 PM]
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Quote# 130302

Japan is overpopulated as fuck. Their birth rates are what birth rates would be in the West if there wasn’t a large influx of immigrants from the Middle East and Africa. This ‘Japan has critically low birth rates’ talking point is propaganda spread by organisations like the UN because they want to bully Japan into taking on more immigrants.

endwomenssufferage, Tumblr 6 Comments [8/8/2017 11:29:37 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 130299

[On if trans women should disclose their transness to their dates]

A vegan orders a vegan meal and ends up with a steak. A man consents to a sexual encounter with a woman and ends up with a bloke. Don't both have equal right to be pissed about it?

Susan Cruise, Facebook 16 Comments [8/8/2017 11:29:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 130288

Message to EuroAmerican Kuffar

Why dont you wear clothes???


What is this obsession with nakedness??

I'm tired of seeing a sick porn show whenever i walk outside

Animals dont wear clothes either ... this fahisha found in these countries is reflective of devolution and regression rather than progression

And when clothes are miraculously worn they are revealing ... the hadith of Aqa come true

And why are you pebble brained Muslims imitating these debased kuffar?

By doing so you submit that the kuffar way of life is betrer than yours ... you admit defeat and surrender

Talwaar, Ummah.com 13 Comments [8/8/2017 11:25:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Into the Unknown

Quote# 130279

I hate life and everything in it

Not only do I hate women with a burning passion, I also hate life and everything in it. I hate animals, they are stupid fucking creatures that shit and piss and look like deformed retards. I hate humanity in general, and we are a dumb parasite species that deserves extinction. I also hate trees, mountains, rocks, and the sun and the moon. I feel like i live in the truman show, everything in life is so pointless, fake, and evil. Any other incels despise existence and this shitty little rock we call earth?

lonelydude567, /r/IncelReddit 28 Comments [8/8/2017 11:48:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 130276

New additions to the family!

“Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” Luke 22:36





Will be joining these guys:



Praise and Glory!

Pastor Jerry Dixon, Pastor Jerry Dixon 29 Comments [8/8/2017 11:47:01 AM]
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Quote# 130275

Message from a fellow believer

Brother Pastor Dixon!

What an incredible proposal to bring a manure spreader to the faggot parade! Just imagine the excitement it will create amongst the sodomites. What’s more, if the parade will be in a vicinity of a cliff, or a swamp, the Christian can direct it right there to have the homofags follow! If you do this right, you could rid a whole town of faggots this way. I will be praying to the baby Jesus on your behalf tonight as to get more ideas relative to Christian participation in the fag parade.

In His Name,

Dr. Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D.

Pastor Jerry Dixon, Pastor Jerry Dixon 29 Comments [8/8/2017 11:46:46 AM]
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Quote# 130272

Pope Francis is being criticized for denouncing schools that are accepting of transgender children.

The Vatican has released a transcript of Pope Francis’ remarks about gender – and he’s not very happy with the growing acceptance of trans people in society.

“Today, in schools they are teaching this to children – to children! – that everyone can choose their gender,” he said in a closed-door meeting with Catholic bishops last week.

Francis added that the increased visibility of trans people is due to “ideological colonizing” through textbooks financed by wealthy people and institutions in “very influential countries” – which he believes is “terrible”.
However, he declined to name any specific countries, people or institutions.

He also quoted his predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI: “Speaking with Pope Benedict, who is well and has a clear mind, he was telling me, ‘Holiness, this is the epoch of sin against God the Creator, he’s intelligent! God created man and woman, God created the world this way, this way, this way, and we are doing the opposite.'”

Pope Francis is seen by many as progressive in terms of acceptance of the LGBT community, after saying the Church should apologize to gay people in June, but clearly, these sentiments have a breaking point.

Kelsey Louie, CEO of Gay Men’s Health Crisis, said he was “saddened and disturbed” by the Pope’s remarks.

He added, “Our children deserve to know that of course they have the right to choose, and GMHC applauds all schools that teach students not to oppress who they are, but instead live the life as the gender they most identify with.”

Mr Louie also noted that in the wake of the mass shooting at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, “what we need now is for our world leaders to spread messages of tolerance and acceptance.”

Pope Francis, Pink News 8 Comments [8/8/2017 11:46:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 130270

Collectivism is the way forward, individualism has failed, group strategies triumph over individualist strategies.

nontolerantman, Twitter 13 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:42 AM]
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Quote# 130269

It's pretty self-evident. If you aren't anti-fascist then you're pro-fascist. It's as simple as that. If you aren't with us, then you're helping them and supporting fascism. Liberals eventually get the bullet, too. :)

"Violence isn't the solution!" "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!" If you had your way, all of Europe would have become the Third Reich, so you're indirectly supporting fascism. Read: useful idiot. You might find /r/Liberal/ more to your tastes.

Denniva, r/Anarchism 25 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 130268

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Why Are Practicing Homosexuals Judgmental and Cruel Toward Former Homosexuals Who Give Their Hearts to Jesus Christ and Leave Their Old Lifestyle?"

I've noticed a trend that concerns me. Recently I posted an OP on Jackie Hill-Perry, a self-procliamed former stud-lesbian who is now a Christian lady that came out of homosexuality (no longer practicing homosexuality), accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior, is married and has a daughter (Eden) with her husband.

Jackie is now serving the Lord with her whole heart and ministering to the lost, even though she still faces temptations ("less" now than before-her statement), she is staying close to God...by the grace of God. Thank God.

Sadly, I've noticed practicing homosexuals judging and attacking Jackie, questioning her sexuality, doubting her truth and attempting to negate and trivialize the change God has made in Jackie's life. It's as if it offends them that someone who shares their struggle can triumph over that struggle, in Jesus' name.

Why is that? Why does it offend some homosexuals when other homosexuals seek Jesus Christ, turn away from that alternative lifestyle and seek and serve God with their whole heart (despite the temptation to continue sinning)?

Selah.

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Lets get the Truth out so that Light may shine bright in this dark place and Jesus Christ may be glorified.Even if the discussion is closed, please still RECOMMEND.

Haley:
I read a church sign that said "If it hurts, then it's working". The holy Spirit convicts the lost right? So I think it might make them feel uncomfortable, maybe it stings? I don't know.

Lady Checkmate:
Yes ma'am. I thought the same thing. It's very sad.

Mick Williams:
It's probably the same reason they're coming for our kids in the classrooms; they must keep the lifestyle going at all cost. They do the bidding of their dark master because they no more believe in a devil than they do in God.

Lady Checkmate:
You're right. Many may NOT even have an answer other than to cuss and insult. I hope I'm wrong about that as I would sincerely like to know what deception the enemy uses to make them tear down another person struggling with the same temptation and coming out of it. Personally when I was back sliding, I was always happy for those who gave their hearts to Jesus Christ. Of course, it was also a reminder that I needed to get right, but still...

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 10 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 130267

It may be a good thing for them to know that at any point in time they could be killed. Previously they would be able to count on a sort of code of escalation where they would know exactly the kind of response from people they would get. They would know exactly what kind of danger they were in and could count on having both the authority and the means to outmatch any level of violence.

In other words these scenarios would play themselves out with the police always understanding what kind of threat they were under based on what was going on. This might change things a bit, as it means that the police could be doing anything at all including just hanging out and still be under the threat of getting gunned down. This thought is probably terrifying to them individually anyway.

This shooting also has the potential to change the perspective for some into seeing themselves and their communities as at war with the police. Not as a kind of metaphor in that they are in serious opposition to each other, but that the police are an enemy, and if there are the means, they should be wiped out. That it doesn't matter what an officer is directly doing at the moment, but what they do as an institution that warrants this kind of response.

Now there is no difference between a cop that is abusing or assaulting someone and a cop that is wandering around bored, or just getting off of work. The perspective takes into account the entire institution rather than waiting for an instance of brutality to condemn or defend one's self from. Before they were frustrated by instances of brutality themselves, now they have directed their frustration at the institution that is responsible. This is probably the better perspective.

ruminating, r/Anarchism 4 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 130265

Your thoughts ought to be of the work of the church. You should put aside the prospects of your own flesh, be decisive about family matters, wholeheartedly devote yourself to the work of God, and put God’s work first and your own life second. This is the decency of a saint.

Church of Almighty God, Church of Almighty God 5 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 130264

You shall not pass judgment on the work of the practical God. You shall not oppose the man who is testified to by God. You should be moderate in speech, and your words and actions must follow the arrangements of the man testified to by God. Externally, you shall not do anything that manifestly opposes the man who is testified to by God. This, and more, is what each person should adhere to.

No one may stand in the place of the man testified to by God; in your words, actions, and inmost thoughts, you stand in the position of man. This is to be abided by, it is the responsibility of man, it is alterable by no one, and doing so would violate the administrative decrees. It should be remembered by all.

Church of Almighty God, Church of Almighty God 7 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 130263

[Headline, exactly as written: Lutheran "Pastor" Allows Son Who Likes Pink, Female Fashion to "Transition" to Girl]

Jerome Horwitz:
Child abuse. End of story.

Ambulance Chaser:
Based on what authority? Because the mental health community disagrees with you.

Jerome Horwitz:
I do not need "authority" to know what I see with my own two eyes. And the mental health community is no longer of value, as they have become vehicles for political activism.

Ambulance Chaser:
So, then, you can't support your position. Got it, thanks.

Jerome Horwitz:
Not an argument.

Ambulance Chaser:
Just so you don't lose the narrative here, you made an assertion, and I asked you to back it up. You refused, saying you don't need to.

I'm still waiting for you to back up your claim.

Jerome Horwitz:
No, you didn't. You wanted me to appeal to authority, something I don't have to do.

By your logic, if I see someone repeatedly punching a toddler in the face, I need to first seek someone with an alphabet soup after their name and have them say, yes, this toddler is being punched in the face, and, yes, it's abusive, before I can say so.

The stupid burns.

Ambulance Chaser:
You misunderstand what an "appeal to authority" is. It's not citing someone who has ample evidence to support their claim. Appeal to authority is stating that "X position must be true, because a person with qualifications and wide esteem says it is," REGARDLESS of whether that person has evidence or not.

I'm asking you for evidence. I don't care whose research you cite, or how acclaimed their name is. I want to see what proof they have. I would even accept your own research, if it were performed to scientific standards.

Jerome Horwitz:
The proof is in what I see.

No research required.

If that's not good enough for you, then I'm glad. Your standards leave something to be desired.

Ambulance Chaser:
Okay, so what did you see?

Jerome Horwitz:
I saw a boy being deliberately raised as a girl. That's child abuse. Case closed.

Jerome Horwitz, Christian News Network 9 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:08 AM]
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Quote# 130262

[Screenshot of a Facebook comment section]



Chris, Facebook 25 Comments [8/8/2017 11:42:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 130259

(SpaffyJimble): I never said kill them, but break up any of their attempts to organize, rally, or spread their thought. Not by state action, but by people who want to protect their communities, their loved ones, and themselves.

(IBYMBYBMYL): They preach an ideology of genocide and total domination. If allowed to gain power they won't give a fuck about your free speech. Fascists will kill you for being born different. That's a fact. Why not pre-emptively stamp them out?

(thetranshivemind): It's not violence because fascists aren't people. Most animals qualify for a greater degree of personhood than fascists. Dehumanize isn't a strong enough word here. Fascists aren't humans or animals, they're a virus. They forfeit their personhood when they decided to live without empathy.

SpaffyJimble, IBYMBYBMYL, and thetranshivemind, r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns 7 Comments [8/8/2017 11:41:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 130257

Richard Spencer is afraid to be out in public without multiple bodyguards after being punched.

Punching nazis works, it's also a much more efficient use of time compared to submitting to a beaurcratic legal process in which trans people will likely lose.
We cannot expect the state to protect us. Therefore, we must take up arms and protect ourselves.

v7ruvqnlo3, r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns 13 Comments [8/8/2017 11:40:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 130256

(In response to another group member, who wrote: "Infiltration is the traditional tactics of Marxists. They in filtrate the Churches, Military, bureaucracies, educational institutions and establishments etc. In the Army tax money is being spent for Wicca Temples and everything else except anything Biblical. In fact the Bible is treated by all US Army branches exactly the same way as it is in Saudi Arabia!

There are a lot of folks out there who are very ill informed and some are in complete denial [Stockholm Syndrome].")


I didn't realize tax money went to Wicca Temples. They would not allow this for Christian churches. I know that you cannot even have a Bible on your desk if you are in the military. I didn't know that before but when someone got in trouble for it, I asked my friend who was in the military as was her husband. So this did not start with Obama apparently.

I'm not sure when it got so extreme.

I read an article the other day that in Britain, churches are coming down and Mosques are going up, and where those Mosques are going up -- there have been many rapes, burning cars, and now the trend is throwing acid in people's faces.

Their government seems to protect the muslims but not others.

Everything is okay but Christianity. I wonder why that is.

Shar

FairSharFairShar, Realabortiondebate 6 Comments [8/8/2017 11:40:27 AM]
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Quote# 130247

That type of Lutheran pastor would be just fine with allowing Southern baptist at the communion rail or allowing the head of a southern baptist seminary to give a sermon from his church Pulpit to. Most likely he is a pastor in fellowship with the liberal ELCA synod. Which is not in fellowship with confessional Lutheran synods because of stupid stuff like that. Its stupid to think you know more than God. That's the truth in love put bluntly ? (The 28 articles of the Augsburg confession book of concord ,is a very good and Godly reason we can't commune with southern Baptists .They don't agree with it.)

mr goody two shoes, Christian News Network 11 Comments [8/7/2017 11:28:29 PM]
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