Quote# 135791

lol, "freedom of religion" in the U.S. means allowing Muslims to drive trucks into crowds in the name of Allah and Jews to hijack our government

freedom of religion only works if it's applied to Christians and no one else

Matt Forney, Gab 17 Comments [1/6/2018 12:36:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 13

Quote# 135790

How should one experience the suffering of illness? They should come before God to pray and try to feel God’s intentions, while also inspect what transgressions they have committed and which corruptions they have not yet resolved. It is unacceptable for the flesh to not endure suffering, and one must be tempered through suffering in order to not be dissolute and to be able to always live before God. If one’s heart is in pain, then they will always pray and inspect themselves to see if they have done anything wrong or offended God in any way. This is beneficial to them. It is certainly not a coincidence that the trial of great suffering can befall people.

God’s intentions are contained therein whether one is ill or not. If one does not understand God’s intentions when they fall ill, they will not know how to practice, thinking that it was caused by their own foolishness. Do they not know that God’s good intentions lie therein? It is never a coincidence when a major illness befalls you and makes you feel like you would rather be dead. During the period of God’s salvation, does the Holy Spirit accompany people’s lives to merely enlighten and illuminate them? God also has to try and refine people, and they must endure a lot of suffering in order to be cleansed and for their life disposition to change.

How does God try people? By refining them through making them endure suffering. To be tried is to suffer. When one is tried, suffering shall follow. How could there be suffering without trials? How can people change if they don’t suffer? If one is tried then they should suffer, and they will gain the work of the Holy Spirit. Mankind’s corruption is too deep. If they don’t suffer, they won’t know the immensity of heaven and earth. If they don’t suffer, their hearts will be without God. Resolving mankind’s corrupt disposition cannot only be done through communicating the truth—it must also rely on refining them through trials, and it must rely on refining them through suffering.

Church of Almighty God, Church of Almighty God 12 Comments [1/6/2018 12:36:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135787

Net Neutrality? Good riddance.
I am not one of the crowd. I am separate and believe the Lord. I cannot stomach what the internet is used for anymore. I hope they do get rid of the so-called "freedoms" we take for granted on the wicked wide web. It may be for an evil reason, but I believe God Almighty is over this and HE will have His will done.

I actually see the internet being charged for as a good thing. Before the computer, children played outside, people talked mouth to mouth and had morals. Before the internet started becoming a god, people actually used their own brains and worked hard for a living, and weren't afraid of being spied on and under surveillance everywhere they went. Before the WWW stole dominion over society, folks were decent and had compassion on one another and didn't kill each other because they were looked at in a funny way. I tell you, this computer age needs to be shut down and put and end to, and I KNOW God will get it done in HIS timing.

With all this "neutrality" bullcrap, things have gone way over the top in the name of free speech and free expression. People will always do what others do; it's the herd mentality. If you have a Samsung Galaxy phone, then someone else will want one too. If you hate Trump, so will someone else. The computer age has become an almighty god to the sheeple of the world.

I was just reading an article about the "privileges" of a free internet. Look at what they say will be done away with if this neutrality rules ban occurs.

"The consequences will be particularly devastating for marginalized communities media outlets have misrepresented or failed to serve. People of color, the LGBTQ community, indigenous peoples and religious minorities in the United States rely on the open internet to organize, access economic and educational opportunities, and fight back against systemic discrimination."

I say, GOOD RIDDANCE!! These people are destined for defeat anyway, whether it be now or at the judgment. GOD will have the final word in all matters.

Why do they say, "people of color"? Why not just come out and say "blacks"? The LGBTQ community? They're already damned and headed for the Lake of Fire if they don't repent. The sheeple use the internet as a means to riot and protest everything their whiny little hearts don't like! Ungrateful, Christ-hating morons!! I say, bring it! Thank you, Verizon, AT&T and all those other Satanic companies! The Lord can and does use evil to bring good! God is still on His throne. America is past overdue for a good spanking, and I believe this will do the trick!! Yes Sir!!

Silent Witness aka kingjameswriter1965, Dying to the Flesh, Living for the Lord Site 7 20 Comments [1/6/2018 12:35:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 135783

Parents - Do not teach your children organized religion - It is Satanic and causes demonic possession!

The churches have potions, witches, travel to hell and all sorts of Satanic influences. Most Christian research points to it being a conduit for demonic possession.

If your children are playing the Mine Craft, please delete it immediately and seek help from a member of the church.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 16 Comments [1/6/2018 10:24:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 135782

Let's accept the Bible as inerrant in the sense that it has come to us in the form that our Creator has intended that we should have it.

This is to say, let's all agree that any Being Who could generate and sustain this universe could create it in 6 actual days as we experience days, or view from a relative perspective the creation in 15 billion years as 6 days, or have it be True in some other sense we cannot comprehend.

Also, Let's all agree that an Entity of such power could create an actual angelic being that could turn evil, or it could be True metaphor, allegory, figurative personification of the evil destructive chaotic forces in the universe.

Why do so many have trouble putting faith in the Scriptures? Let's all just assume that this universe is a testing grounds and that providing information in a form that is any more undeniable would be the equivalent of the teacher writing the answers on the blackboard just before the test. Logically, it would defeat the entire purpose of the exercise.

With these points granted for the sake of the exploration, let's proceed...

The universe is created in 6 "days". Mankind is created during the sixth "day". Mankind exists in a cruel savage wretched insane state because it follows the brutal impulses and evil lusts instead of natural Law that elevates and produces conditions of decency and pleasantness.

The Creator rests for a "day", and ON THE EIGHTH "DAY" generates an improved version of man. The Creator forms the new man from pre-existing "dust" and "clay". Dust is microscopic bodies and clay is dust in a water solution. An example of sixth day man(666), a MALE, provides the DNA to be reworked into Adam. Adam now has a set of VASTLY improved chromosomes. Adam IS A MALE WITH XY CHROMOSOMES. This new type is far less inclined to evil and far more receptive to the Spirit, innocence, and higher thought. Our Creator takes a sample of Adams cells and removes a couple of the X chromosomes and replaces a couple of the Y chromosomes in Adam's other cells. XXEve is the result.

All is going great. The pair have perfected bodies of health and strength and perceptiveness. Childlike lustrous skin, no unnecessary body hair, perfect form and beauty...

...Then one day a stereotypical example of 6th "day" man comes strutting into the Garden. He's in good shape. He has to be to survive 5 minutes in the world of the 6th day types. He is from the same region as Adam, so there can be no questions of race. He also has the animalistic spirit of his type. A shrewd manipulator and scammer, driven by the basest and most cruel lusts. He is psychopathic in a mad world. To the extent he has faith, it is in Luciferian entities including the perverted elevation of hermaphrodites into examples of demigods.

He jive-talks Eve into letting him sample the fruits of her garden. The little skank resents that mean patriarchal OverLord and his stupid rules. He gets to "know" Eve and she calls in Adam and has him "know" her and "know" Mr6. The rest are not curses of The LORD but an allegorical description of the natural consequences of their actions. The Serpent will be down on his belly sucking up the slimey "dust" all the time, Eve will give birth with pain and desire her husband to help her, Adam will have to labor constantly to provide, and they all get kicked out of Paradise. Cain is an example of what happens when paternity is highly suspect.

We have XYAdam, XXEve, and the savage cruel vomitously depraved unhinged psychopathic type driven by the most evil and base lusts and impulses. Those dominated by the 6th Day Man Spirit will even elevate "transsexuals" and hermaphrodites to examples of enlightened superior man.

Normal natural healthy masculinity is actually the hermaphrodite. He is XY and more well-rounded. XX Femininity is compensated with a double portion of the best chromosomes.

The cruel psychopaths and their nasty willing psychopathic tools impose all their horrors on the world in pursuit of Baphomet insanity and domination.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 19 Comments [1/6/2018 10:24:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 135781

A far-Right masked female singing group has brought discord to a formerly tranquil southern French village whose only previous claim to fame was its sparkling mineral water.

Les Brigandes perform songs that target Muslims, Jews, journalists, gays, Jesuits, freemasons, politicians and Pope Francis. The band has male backing musicians and moved into La Salvetat-sur-Agout in 2015. They live in a commune of about 30 people, according to village residents.

An online petition against the group has gathered nearly 1,500 signatures, more than the population of the village, which has only 1,100 residents. Christophe Pourprix, who launched the petition, and another villager, Thierry Canals, have started legal action against the group for allegedly threatening to assault them.

“When they sing one of their songs, I Am a Fascist, they perform a Nazi salute and appear with Kalashnikov rifles instead of guitars,” Mr Canals, 60, told The Telegraph. “They’ve opened a shop selling neo-Nazi tracts, the writings of Jean-Marie Le Pen [founder of the Front National] and Mein Kampf.”

Videos by the group, said to be well known in far-Right circles, have been viewed millions of times on YouTube.

Its female singers generally appear in short skirts and Zorro-style masks. They sometimes don fake pig’s heads to poke fun of Muslims and Jews, villagers said.

“They’re against Arabs, blacks and anyone who isn’t white,” said Mr Canals, an ex-soldier who ran a local restaurant until last year. “Another of their songs, Foutez le Camp, is supposed to be a message to minorities to leave the country.”

“Lots of visitors come to their property and we often see cars with German or Swiss number plates parked there,” Mr Canals said.

Attempts to contact Les Brigandes went unanswered. They refused to answer the questions of a reporter for Le Parisien newspaper who went to their home.

The mayor, Thibault Estadieu, has reportedly urged residents to be tolerant of the group, which has performed for free at a local retirement home and takes part in community activities. Mr Estadieu was not immediately available to comment.

Les Brigandes, The Telegraph 14 Comments [1/6/2018 10:23:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 135779

Gays I know fight a lot...well most of them, and they are really noisy and dramatic about it. I think part of the problem is jealousy because many have open relationships. Emphasizing not all, but most I know fight like cats and dogs...it is entertaining for sure. S

sharaleigh23, Realabortiondebate 11 Comments [1/6/2018 8:20:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 135778

Question...when was Trump racist ever? Or on campaign? They state this constantly and it is so much that I think we need to stop and ask that question every time they bring it up.

Racism got worse under Obama, hatred for cops even though there are just a few bad ones, etc. Obama started out racist...remember first time with the professor? When has Trump ever been a racist. From what I remember he went up against elite in Florida fighting for inclusion of blacks and Jews when some wanted them excluded. He has always been a friend to blacks...ask al Sharpton.

S


sharaleigh23, Realabortiondebate 15 Comments [1/6/2018 8:20:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 135777

The implication is that our freedom can't be derived purely from the deterministically driven events in the physical material of our brain. Our freedom must come from a source which is not constrained by the uncontrollable forces of nature, so our freedom is verifiable evidence of our spiritual, God given nature.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 7 Comments [1/6/2018 8:20:35 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: NearlySane

Quote# 135771

(muricunt)
modernism and liberalism ruined us

if it wasnt for these stupid marxist ideals, we would be living in a society like it was 500-1000 year ago. Most of us wouldve been married by now arranged by our parents and we would not be alone. There would be no stacies. Every woman would be submissive and know her place.

i wish there was a way to go back in time

(fschmidt)
The ideal was 100-500 years ago. Before that was the Middle Ages which was almost as degenerate as current times (in Europe).

(MarcLepinePBUH)
We will return to patriarchy or it'll be the end of humanity. This shit is not sustainable. Depressing part is we probably won't be around to see it.

(muricunt)
Also people did not care about looks back in the day. Even the most ugliest inbred person was able to find a partner..

muricunt, fschmidt and MarcLepinePBUH, r/MaleForeverAlone 15 Comments [1/6/2018 3:33:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 135770

[Serious] Communism would be great if it distributed sex equally too

Capitalistic society follow the "rich gets richer" model.

If you are rich then it will be easier for you to get richer compare to a poor person to make little money.

If you are a Chad it will be easier for you to get even more women then you currently do compare to a virgin to land a single women.

If you are smart and are able to learn easily, you'll be able to learn even more and become even smarter compare to the dumb shit who cant even get into community college.

If communism distributed everything equally including sex then ill be on board with it.
Right now chad is hogging all the sex and virgins get nothing. It's unfair and unjust.
Complete communism is the only way.

Reddit_Is_For_Cucks, incels.me 10 Comments [1/6/2018 3:33:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 135769

Brutal blackpill: being aspie is worse than being ugly

Controversial blackpill If you are an aspie/autistic/sperg and 5-6/10 you will have a worse social and romantic life than a 3-4/10 who has good social skills. A lot of you dont want to admit this because its easy to just say "8+ or death" and just give up or "looks is everything" and although looks do play an important role being socially awkward and high inhib is a huge death sentence that no one brings up very often. The good thing is unless you are actually mentally retarded a 4-6/10 incel can immerse himself with normies and eventually become NT

shadowninya, incels.me 11 Comments [1/6/2018 3:33:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 135767

[Serious] is it ok to go to cinema alone? i just dont want any fuckery with people anymore

i have some tinder matches, but im too depressed and blackpilled to chat up women, i dont want to fake my nolife and pretend to be easy happy go likeable person.

and i dont have any friends to go with, plus at this age, nobody goes to cinemae with male mates, you are seen as fucking retard i u do so.

just wna go to movies, check out the thing with hugh jackman just for some change, instead of rotting at home like now.

dr-problematic, incels.me 16 Comments [1/6/2018 3:33:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 135764

I am starting this petition to attempt to havea show removed from cartoon network more specifically from adult swim which adult swim airs on the cartoon network each night from8:00 pm to 6:00 am. This show that started this petition is calledMr. Pickles whichairs at 11:30 pmsundays. It has nothing almost but satanic ritualistic violence all the things as well I typed in the below. It isn't just because I am a follower of the LORD YAHUSHUA(JESUS CHRIST)but it's also because I not only feel it's indoctrinating people more particularly young children/adults into Satanism without permission through satanic/luciferian imagery/satanic subliminal messages but adult swim on it's typed text message screen that came up literally seconds before the show said as follows: Since 1425 one secret organization has sought dominion over the world of man(then flashes the wordin all caps "ILLUMINATI" across the screen really fast and only slowing the playback down can someone even notice or read it) ...tonight it reaches a new level of indoctrination (screen flashes in all capitals the words "HAIL BAPHOMET") withan animated show about a dog. Give your soul to Mr. Pickles (Baphomet symbol flashes quick in the middle of the screen then the satanic upside down pentagram flashes really quick onto the screen as well...this two symbol cycle repeats three times all together.) This justtold people to give their soul to satan through the name mr. pickles and preached luciferian/satanic/illuminati/occult doctrine to millions of americans and nobody is protesting thisreally. Seeing as how someonecan't preach the gospel of YAHUSHUA(JESUS CHRIST) in public hardly anymore yet millions of people are able to be force fed Satanism through a cartoon is ridiculous. I am calling upon whoever may see thisits not just some Christian message but a message of truth because yes we have freedom of religion and we know thatnobody is allowed to force any belief upon any of us...thus free will that isour humanright. Also I know their are parents and family of people watching adult swim or even mr pickles that now know the truth and wouldn't like to seethis type of sick abuse andfilth aired on televisionon cartoon network/adult swim. I would like to also seeshows that children, teens, or adultscould watch removed. Onesthat have satanic/luciferian violence, forcing satanic/luciferian/illuminati beliefs upon children plus adults, or other vile acts associated and put in a satanic/luciferian setting such as: rape, murder, dismemberment, corpses posed in blasphemous/satanic positions, pentagrams, cannibalism, self mutilation, decapitation, mocking ofGOD, mocking JESUS, mocking the bible, mocking the cross,violent beatings, sex, sacrifices made to the devil/lucifer/baphomet/or any demonic entity/e.t.cwhether human or animal, subliminal/hidden messages containing any of the above acts or referring to such acts.

Chris Hornback, i Petitions 19 Comments [1/6/2018 3:32:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 135761

Most Muslims are based

Just think about it for a second. Arranged marriages, cucks and fags being hanged, woman must be loyal and submissive to husband, no degeneracy, etc.

European Christendom did not differ a lot from Islamism up until the cucked Enlightenment period that changed everything. It was backed by Jews like those in the Rothschild family (especially during the French Rev).

Most of the so-called "Islamic" terrorists are just CIA/Zionist hacks willing to destroy Israel's and Rothschild's enemies. Don't believe the cucked media and the gynocentric government.

Many Muslims cooperated with based Natsocs in their fight against Judaism. I'm sure a lot of them would be against the current Syrian refugee crisis and the multicultural experiment set up by kikes who pretend to be their ally (only to destabilize Western societies).

White Shariah is needed now. Sieg HEIL my brothers.

Blackpill101, incels.me 16 Comments [1/5/2018 5:22:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135759

moslems are NEVER the scapegoats, but they damned well should be for all the hatred, chaos, cruelty and murder they have engendered over the last 1400 years.

Peter35, Bare Naked Islam 3 Comments [1/5/2018 5:22:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135758

listen up all muz: when you stink, when you rape, behead, acid attack, sharia-stink up the world, it is not scapegoating,..it is the damn truth. YOU SUCK…and let me tell ya muz this: funny how there are WAY MORE hate crimes and harassment of Jews and yet you muz are the stinkers, the reptiles, the pieces of shit of the world…no one cares about you….

Jose Rivera, Bare Naked Islam 4 Comments [1/5/2018 5:22:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135756

Transgender people are just psychologically mixed up. Just need therapy.

Leonie McLoughlin, Facebook 8 Comments [1/5/2018 5:21:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135755

Wherever and whenever these abortion rights animals show up, they should be recognized, referred to, and addressed soley as "Baby Killers". They deserve no other name. They need to come to realize exactly what their agenda is truly about.

Ed Byerly, Facebook 7 Comments [1/5/2018 5:21:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135752

We need to publish an Incel Manifesto

Normies are convinced we are pedos, gays and want the death of women. This is not true for all of use, incel is simply someone who gets always rejected by women and thus wants a different society because he is depressed and lonely. We need a detailed manifesto in which we describe what the incel philosophy is and what its relationship with the blackpill and lookism culture. Thus normans can shut the fuck up accusing us and spreading FAKE NEWS.

NutNotBusted, r/MaleForeverAlone 25 Comments [1/5/2018 2:43:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 135750

Everything they say is a cope:

* men look better when they age
* beauty is in the eye of the beholder
* beauty fades
* life begins at 40
* There's a lid for every pot
* just be confident

Any more copes from these massive copers?

heavenonearth889, r/Braincels 9 Comments [1/5/2018 2:43:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 135745

Don’t be mad at Trump about Jerusalem….

Many seem to be angry at President Trump for acknowledging Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, to where the US embassy will eventually be moved.. I guess these angry people don't realize that TRUMP is NOT the one who started this; he simply finished what CLINTON began back in 1992! (You can Google it.)

This was accomplished with the stipulation that the US Embassy would move to Jerusalem by 1999. But that didn't happen because Clinton and every President since then has waived that embassy move every six months - until now, when Trump FINALLY went ahead and authorized the move.

I, for one, am GLAD that he did, because it's part of Bible prophecy that ALL nations will go up against Israel. Take a look at this meme:



Carmen, The Refiner's Fire Blog 11 Comments [1/5/2018 1:15:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 135744

The current mess of consent laws in the US stems from the varied success of turn of the century morality pushes. The initial arguments were geared toward protecting innocent young women from the predations of older men. Then, as now, legal solutions to social phenomena were largely prompted by prejudice and an overwhelming need to get involved in someone else's business.
predations

There are probably 12 year olds who do want to have sex. Some of them, I'm sure, will want to or will actually have sex with older people. I don't see a problem with that situation, as long as both participants are willing. The problem comes in when coercion and force are involved. Neither coercion nor force should be tolerated in any relationship, much less a sexual one. Fortunately, pretty much all societies have both laws and social repercussions to deal with those situations. Currently, I think the US sometimes goes too far.

We now have sexual harassment laws that put a big damper on people meeting at work and starting a relationship, partly because many people view the balance of power to be problematic (possibility of coercion). I have quite a few friends whose parents would never have met under these circumstances since they met at work and even flirting is discouraged at many workplaces. We're now seeing a huge surge in social networking solutions to the problem created by it being socially unacceptable to find someone to date at work, where people spend an increasing amount of their waking hours.

My parents met when my mother was 16 and my father was 24. California law now, and then I believe, would have treated their relationship as statutory rape. My two younger sisters and I would not exist if my parents had had to deal with the same social conditions as now. Nor would another one of my friends, who is also the oldest of three, and whose father is 10 years older than his mother. My first few sexual experiences were technically illegal, since I was underage and doing it with people who were much older than I. The current attitude, that only people 18 years old or older are responsible enough to have sex, is frankly ridiculous in my opinion.

When you get into the position of legislating morality, you often get into the difficulty of judging where to draw the line. In debates about this very subject, the age of consent, you rarely see a consensus. Some people even think the age should be set higher than when they themselves first had sex. I think that it's actually much easier to figure this out on a case by case basis since the cases are self-screening. If there's a complaint, there exists a possible case of coercion or force being used. Both force and coercion are much easier to objectively determine than the age at which everyone should be able to have sex. Most rape laws would work for charging a perpetrator regardless of the age of the victim; consent laws are almost superfluous.


Sleel, The straight Dope 8 Comments [1/5/2018 9:55:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 135743

[Lyrics of "49 Faggots and One Dune Coon lyrics"]

[Verse 1:]
When a gator kills a baby no one calls it a radical
That's because it's obvious that all of them are dangerous animals
The hand writing has been on the wall, clear and legible
Now we got a muzzy turning fruits into vegetables
It was a great night, it was homo-caust
Bonafide homo-cide, 50 lives lost
No Pulse, just Blood On The Dance Floor
Now the fags are more butthurt than before
Look here, a Muslim walks into a bar
And orders shots for everybody, hardy har har
And he should have killed more but he was not a straight shooter
Almost makes you wanna cry like that bitch Anderson Cooper
It's tragedy, too many faggots got away
So instead of Islam they're gonna die from AIDs
If survivors wanna feel guilty that's their prerogative
But I really hope they all remain HIV positive
The majority of the victims were spics
Taking loads in the face but this time not from dicks
Some had trouble deciding
Which bathroom to hide in
They weren't sure their gender matched the one they died in

[Hook x2:]
49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG
Pop the Glock
And shoot for the moon
Sand-niggers pulling triggers yeah it's something to see
They may be ignorant savages, but they're working for me

MoonMan, AZ Lyrics 13 Comments [1/5/2018 9:55:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 135740

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Humor: "A VERY politically correct Christmas" AND other Alt-Left Inconsistencies w/a bit of Truth added"

https://youtu.be/GpAc-k5zmTo

Have fun and post your own. Yes, Christians have a sense of humor as well :).

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Lets get the Truth out so that Light may shine bright in this dark place and Jesus Christ may be glorified. Even if the discussion is closed, please still RECOMMEND.


Transcript of comic:
Atheist: "Just because I believe the universe came into existence through natural evolutionary processes doesn't mean I have no hope.
You keep telling me the bible says that without christ I have no hope. That I'll die in my sin and suffer god's judgement by burning in hell for all eternity.
I have a different hope."
Christian: "What kind of hope?"
Atheist: "That there is no god!"

Transcript of comic:
Atheists: "The creationists are lying to children!"
Kid: "But if I'm just rearranged pond scum, why should it matter what anyone says to me?"
(Atheists look all stumped, "Genesis 1:26" (Let us make man in our image, blahblah) is written over the last panel.)

Transcript of comic:
Protest signs of atheists:
"Believe"
"God made me an atheist"
"Jesus was wrong!"
"Jesus saves you from thinking!"
T-shirt prints of atheists:
"Trust in science"
"Darwin"
"Atheism Evangelist"
"Devout Atheist"
"God-free"
Atheist: "Atheists are not religious[,] we're neutral!"
(Christian is all puzzled, comic claims that the slogans are taken "from actual atheist items")

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 23 Comments [1/5/2018 2:02:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Jocasta