Quote# 104547

The Russian Revolution to break the Western Front stalemate!!

At the beginning of the war on the Eastern Front, Grand Duke Nicholas was overall commander. He was a grandson of Nicholas I and a first cousin of Tsar Nicholas II. Like Samsanov, he was a German spy.

In August 1915, due to incompetence, Grand Duke Nicholas was relieved as commander of the Russian armies.

The Tsar himself took control of the front and this led to his absence from St. Petersburg.

It was a perfect opportunity to plan a revolution.

What Nicholas needed at this crucial time was competent commanders . . . but they were nowhere to be found....Lacking any military experience, he decided to take command in person. His presence did boost the morale of the troops at the front but did little else to relieve the impasse.

There is an idiomatic expression in English "when the cat's away, the mice will play." It means that when the authority figure is absent, underlings will run riot. That is exactly what happened during the absence of Tsar Nicholas II.

"Mad MI6 Monk" Grigori Rasputin was a member of the Okhrana or Russian branch of the British Secret Service.

In April 1917, Lenin and his "Bolsheviks" arrived in St. Petersburg via a "sealed train" from Switzerland.

He became the leader of the October Revolution in 1917.

Crude cartoons began to appear in St. Petersburg and Moscow depicting the Tsar and Tsaritsa as puppets of Rasputin. As in the case of David Riccio in Scotland, 2 patriotic Russians named Prince Felix Yusupov and Grand Duke Dmitri Pavlovich decided to get rid of Rasputin in order to save their country.

Rasputin did not have a nice retirement, because he met his end in the icy waters of the Neva River, in December 1916.

In April 1917, Lenin and his "Bolsheviks" arrived in St. Petersburg via a "sealed train" from Switzerland. He became the leader of the October Revolution in 1917.

Lenin was an admirer of all things British–especially the aristocracy....Nothing epitomized the aristocracy more than Rolls-Royce automobiles. Lenin's Rolls was a genuine "gift" from the British . . . and not a leftover from the Tsar's fleet.

Lenin loved to sit in the back of his Rolls-Royce while he planned the "peoples' revolution." If you couldn't afford a chauffeur . . . you didn't belong in a Rolls-Royce.

"Comrade" Lenin the "proletarian" loved to be chauffeur driven in his Rolls-Royce while he planned the Revolution.

Lenin was preceded by a Swiss spy named Pierre Gilliard who was hired to tutor the Romanov children in French. Charles Sydney Gibbes was their English "tutor."

The Revolution was planned in London and Geneva. Swiss Pierre Gilliard was French "tutor" to the Tsar's children.

Charles Sydney Gibbes was their English "tutor."

Both men were MI6 operatives and they could be relied upon to maintain strict secrecy as to the final fate of the Romanovs.

Sir George Buchanan was a British diplomat who was appointed British ambassador to Russia in 1910. He was stationed in St. Petersburg. Sidney Reilly was known as the Ace of Spies.

Sir George Buchanan coordinated the Revolution from the British Embassy in St. Petersburg.

He was assisted by Ace of Spies Sidney Reilly and Bruce Lockhart.

The number of MI6 spies in Russia at that time were legion.

Everything about Reilly was fake (even his name) but he was in deadly earnest in his attempt to overthrow the Tsar and end the stalemate on the Western Front.

Bruce Lockhart coordinated the Revolution from the British Embassy in Moscow. Alexander Kerensky (1881–1970) was another MI6 operative who died in the British Empire state in 1970.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 18 Comments [11/7/2014 4:42:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 104540

I KNEW IT! I knew that we'd see former Florida governor Jeb Bush running for the office of U.S. President (he will run, I assure you). After saying that he had no intentions of seeking office again, now Bush says he won't rule out a run for U.S. President in 2016. Who's kidding who... of course he's going to run! The Bush family is wicked beyond imagination, having usurped control over The White House when Bush Sr. became Vice President. After Reagan was shot, Bush ran the White House. I may be wrong , but I am fully convinced that Jeb Bush will be our next commander and thief.

Florida has been in world news for decades of epidemic prescription drug abuse and the open sale of opiate drugs to anyone with $500 from in or out of state. South Florida is a sicko Sodom and Gomorrah. A dozen people a day were dying just in Florida from opiate drug overdose. The state of Kentucky (and others) sued Florida for turning their state into the “Pill Billy” state. The drug scam became known as “The Oxycontin Express” (see below). As if that weren't bad enough, Former CIA Director and Vice President George H. Bush Put Himself In Charge Of the South Florida Anti-Drug Unit. You couldn't make this stuff up! The Bush and Clinton families are steeped in drugs!!! Why do you think George W. Bush was governor of Texas and Jeb Bush was the governor of Florida (both drug-import states on the southern border of the United States?

I've been researching the illegal drug-trafficking through the Mena, Arkansas airport when Bill Clinton was the governor of Arkansas. The drug-trafficking became so blatant that in 1994 the Citizens For Honest Government produced a documentary titled, “The Clinton Chronicles: An Investigation into the Alleged Criminal Activities of Bill Clinton.” Pastor Jerry Falwell promoted the film and 300,000 copies were distributed. There Is No War On Drugs! It's evil beyond comprehension that the same elite who traffic the drugs, own the prisons to profit at both ends of the spectrum. I want to vomit when I see Colonel Oliver North honored in any way. Key officials loyally covered-up all the illegal drug-trafficking at Mena. The Columbian cocaine and black heroine were trafficked through the airport at Mena, Arkansas. Officials looked the other way. There is no honor in loyalty to criminals. The truth is stranger than fiction. Privatized Prisons and the Global Drug Syndicate

Bill and Hillary are both sleazy lawyers. I don't hate anybody, but those two have done untold evil to our country. I am a Christian for honest government. I wanted to go vomit when I recently read that Hillary Clinton is getting involved with foreign nations to prevent child kidnapping. What a perfect cover for sex-trafficking and DynCorp! I don't trust these people as far as I can see! Goldman Sachs Caught Investing In Sex-Trafficking Ring (Mitt Romney's wife (Mormon) invested too). Anything the occult-driven elite get involved with is for alternative selfish reasons. Don't make the mistake of thinking that a group of people who cold-heartedly murdered one and a half million Iraqis are sweet people. They didn't hesitate to kill 2,745 Americans on 911 (half of the bodies are still missing, lost in the Trade Tower rubble). The global elite are evil beyond our imagination. They killed 20,000,000 people in World War I to make themselves filthy rich and form The League Of Nations. They killed another 50,000,000 in World War II to form their United Nations. Life means NOTHING to them. If they get their way, the world population will decrease from 6,800,000,000 to 500,000,000 by 2050.

They want control and power. Vince Foster was murdered for trying to expose the Clintons. When he was found dead, all of the White Water scandal files incriminating the Clintons were gone! They paid off his wife to say it was suicide. Yeah, right! Just like Gary Webb and Nancy Schafer were also said to have commit suicide. No way! These people are wicked criminals, hellbent on committing evil to get their way. I may end up dead too for typing this article, but I fear God, not man. I may be wrong about Jeb Bush becoming our next President, but if he runs HE WILL WIN!!! No ifs, ands or buts about it... HE WILL WIN!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 11 Comments [11/7/2014 4:31:25 AM]
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Quote# 104529

Larry Klayman spoke to WorldNetDaily this weekend about his lawsuit demanding that President Obama impose a travel ban on people coming from West Africa, calling the refusal to impose such a ban a racist decision on Obama’s part. Klayman told WND that Obama would never help white countries because he is dead-set on “furthering a type of reverse discrimination against people who are not African” and upholding his “affinity with Africa.” “This president, in everything he does, wears his race on his sleeve,” Klayman continued. “And he’s furthering acts of terrorism because he’s opening the door to ISIS and other terrorists to infect themselves with Ebola and to come here and to spread it throughout this country.”

Larry Klayman, Right Wing Watch 12 Comments [11/6/2014 4:23:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Giveitaday

Quote# 104526

Can the global food problem at last be solved – without using genetic engineering? In his new book the "Primeval Code" (Munich 2007) Swiss journalist Luc Bürgin unveils the secret of a sensational biological discovery at the pharmaceutical giant Ciba (now Novartis), which unfortunately has been ignored by the experts up to the present day. In laboratory experiments the researchers there Dr. Guido Ebner and Heinz Schürch exposed cereal seeds and fish eggs to an "electrostatic field" – in other words, to a high voltage field, in which no current flows.

Unexpectedly primeval organisms grew out of these seeds and eggs: a fern that no botanist was able to identify; primeval corn with up to twelve ears per stalk; wheat that was ready to be harvested in just four to six weeks. And giant trout, extinct in Europe for 130 years, with so-called salmon hooks. It was as if these organisms accessed their own genetic memories on command in the electric field, a phenomenon, which the English biochemist, Rupert Sheldrake, for instance believes is possible.

The Swiss pharmaceutical group patented the process – and then stopped the research in 1992. Why? Because "primeval cereals" generated by an electric field, in contrast to modern strains of seeds, require hardly any fertilisers or pesticides – i.e. crop protection agents, sold as priority products by Ciba at that time. The discovery was soon forgotten, without the global scientific community taking any notice.

Dr. Werner Arber and Luc Bürgin, The Primeval Code 10 Comments [11/6/2014 4:12:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Randomosaur

Quote# 104521

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj9zSF1UjYI
A whistleblower leaks Michael Jackson's last phonecall! It shows Michael knows he will be killed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FqU8vUsxc
This is a banned radio interview that shows Michael is getting his life ruined by the Illuminati!. "Illuminati" isn't EXPLICITLY mentioned, but he says trhere's a lot of conspiracy going on!

Paris Jackson did two things to expose Michael was murdered:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f3BJ_drXPw
Posted images and warnings on her twitter and instagram
and:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd9sADSWYA8
Paris Jackson describes hoe Michael jackson was the "fall guy" and and that there were people "pulling the strings"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7jUsPsPUbQ
Here it shows Michael Jackson was trying to warn us of the Illuminati and that's why he died. He, again, mentions there was a lot of "Conspiracy" going on!
If you want more proof, search "Paris Jackson reveals Illuminati"!--ReptoidKiller (talk) 18:15, 3 November 2014 (UTC)

ReptoidKiller, RationalWiki 5 Comments [11/6/2014 4:10:09 AM]
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Quote# 104506

Nikolas Schrek, a Satanist High Priest says Satanists control the media.
Full interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS47cjbZkGM#t=113
The ENTIRE video Nikolas proves that Satanists:
Want to control world dominion
Control the media
are hiding evidence Christianity is true
Radio frequencies control humans
Control Scientists
Getting rid of the "old order" for the "New Order".
Not only that, but the diamond sign JayZ and other celebrities are using are actually athe sign the Order of the Templae of Astartes are using, along with Anton laVey.

Even Austrailian celebrities are using it now!

http://www.nekonation.com/wp-
content/uploads/2013/07/636293.jpg

And POKEMON! is promoting Feminism! The newist xcast character is even using the hand sign Anton laVey and Temple of Astrartes are using!
Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1dLVCfceYs&t=1m11s]


ReptoidKiller, RationalWiki 13 Comments [11/5/2014 4:08:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 104482

Both the ISS Antares mission and the Virgin Galactic Space ship II, were destroyed whilst in the rocket powered phase. Which is when they are the most vulnerable to laser attack.

It come at the same time that Russia has been flying fleets of nuclear bombers and fighters over Europe. THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE.

I THINK RUSSIA SHOT BOTH ROCKETS DOWN, AS A SHOW OF FORCE AND POSSIBLE A SHOW OF SUPERIORITY, THAT THEY HAVE SPACE WEAPONS.

Agent Smith 2014, Godlike Productions 13 Comments [11/4/2014 4:00:10 AM]
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Quote# 104480

There have been many reports about genetically engineered nanobot viruses being developed that will destroy people. Once these viruses are received via a tainted vaccine, they insert DNA into your cells which instructs your own cells to produce more copies of themselves and THAT is how they replicate. And they NEVER back off, they simply order your own cells to keep producing them until your cells die from being over worked doing exactly that.

The elite are now going for a huge push to get genetically modified bacteriophage based "vaccines" put into the entire world public via mandated injections AT ONCE. And I suspect they are going to use a phony Ebola outbreak to scare the people into accepting shots laced with these genetically modified viruses, with everyone receiving the shot within a short period of time.

Anyone who is with it enough to find a web site like this one ought to know about the NWO plan for global depopulation and the establishment of compact slave cities that can be managed with ease. What better way could there be to manage a massive depopulation than a fake outbreak, with the real disease being in mandated shots, peddled as vaccines that are supposed to protect? You can bet the elite do not want to actually release something that could kill them into the wild in the form of a real outbreak. They would instead opt to use all their ill gotten tax dollars to formulate a shot and inject it into their victims, with a certain percentage of the shots being non hazardous, perhaps 1 in 10, and the rest representing the end of life for the recipient. If the disease is a managed disease that is completely non contageous and can only be received via a shot, they can rest easy while the world dies around them.

And THIS is why they are pushing vaccines so hard, and now actively working to destroy completely legitimate dissent.

THE EBOLA OUTBREAK IS LIKELY A HOAX TO TRICK YOU INTO GETTING A VIRAL NANOBOT LACED VACCINE THAT WILL DESTROY YOU

Jim Stone, jimstonefreelance.com 16 Comments [11/4/2014 3:59:06 AM]
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Quote# 104455

(Claims these are quotes from Henry Kissinger)

Henry Kissinger Quotes On Depopulation And …(Headline abruptly ends)


STATE DEPARTMENT SPECIAL ENVOY
HENRY KISSINGER

BILDERBERG GROUP
TRILATERAL COMMISSION
COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS



“Depopulation should be the highest priority of foreign policy towards the third world, because the US economy will require large and increasing amounts of minerals from abroad, especially from less developed countries”.
– Henry Kissinger

“World population needs to be decreased by 50%”.
– Henry Kissinger

“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac,” and “The elderly are useless eaters”.
– Henry Kissinger

"Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people." -- Henry Kissinger

“Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government”.
– Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991

“What we in America call terrorists are really groups of people that reject the international system.”
- Henry Kissinger 2007

“(Soldiers are) dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy”.
(as quoted in Woodward and Bernstein’s “The Final Days”, ch. 14)
- Henry Kissinger

"It's not a matter of what is truer that counts but a matter opf what is perceived to be true - Henry Kissinger

“NAFTA is a major stepping stone to the New World Order”.
- Henry Kissinger

“My country’s history, Mr. President, tells us that it is possible to fashion unity while cherishing diversity, that common action is possible despite the variety of races, interests, and beliefs we see here in this chamber. Progress and peace and justice are attainable. So we say to all peoples and governments: Let us fashion together a new world order.”
- Henry Kissinger, in address before the General Assembly of the United Nations, October 1975)

“Who controls money controls the world”.
- Henry Kissinger


“The emigration of Jews from the Soviet Union is not an objective of American foreign policy’, The New York Times on Saturday quotes Kissinger as saying on the tapes to President Nixon. ‘And if they put Jews into gas chambers in the Soviet Union, it is not an American concern. Maybe a humanitarian concern”.
- Henry Kissinger

(no name given), Infinite Unknown 23 Comments [11/2/2014 5:53:24 AM]
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Quote# 104452

What is there is that one Youtube video that provides proof of the Illuminati? Like a whistleblower? Have you EVER thought of that?--71.222.53.82 (talk) 09:58, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
In fact: here ya go!
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=illuminati+whistleblower+with+proof
That'll get you started.--71.222.53.82 (talk) 10:00, 30 October 2014 (UTC)

You guys want a whistleblower with proof? HERE YA GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YY2LuJOxGw (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)

seriously, I stopped searching when I found out the word "proof" is misleading on Youtube. Who's surprised though?--???? (talk) 10:07, 30 October 2014 (UTC)

You people are stupid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi6rHu5iLoU
ANOTHER whistleblower: Tila Tequila. With PROOF!
Also some quotes:
"If I were reincarnated, I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels. -Prince Phillip
"A total world population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal." Ted Turner" In order to stabilize world population, we must eliminate 350,000 people per day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it is just as bad not to say it." J. Cousteau, 1991 explorer and UNESCO courier
"We must speak more clearly about sexuality, contraception, about abortion, about values that control population, because the ecological crisis, in short, is the population crisis. Cut the population by 90% and there aren't enough people left to do a great deal of ecological damage." Mikhail Gorbachev
"World population needs to be decreased by 50%" Henry Kissinger
"Childbearing should be a punishable crime against society, unless the parents hold a government license. All potential parents should be required to use contraceptive chemicals, the government issuing antidotes to citizens chosen for childbearing." David Brower, first Executive Director of the Sierra Club
My source: https://archive.org/details/WipeOutHumans-BillGates-VaccinesArebestWayToDepopulatePlanet Don't forget to watch the video!

ALSO don't forget all these henry Kissinger quotes made in this link about depopulation. I know how much you hate to use ytour eyes so I made sure they were all in text. :)
http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2013/12/05/henry-kissinger-quotes-on-depopulation-and/
Boy are there a lot of quotes by him about the Illuminati/NWO/depopulation!
I honestly don't know you you are going to refute all this, as its HARD EVIDENCE. As a Christian I will stay VIGILANT and fight AGAINST the ILLUMINAIT. There are lots of whistleblowers on Youtube with PROOF evolution is a lie, along with atheism. Have fun living in denial.--(ip censored) (talk) 13:07, 30 October 2014 (UTC)

(ip address), RationalWiki 8 Comments [11/2/2014 5:50:37 AM]
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Quote# 104443

CIRCUMCISION IS EVIL! MEN WITHOUT FORESKIN CANNOT LOVE OR BOND WIH WOMEN IN THE SAME WAY MEN WITH FORESKIN CAN
The man is ON IT!!! Please listen re: circumcision, brain damage, and an inability to love and bond with women.

"…So why was it that the foreskin was chosen? If you really want to look at it, you need to examine what was lost in the removal of millions of foreskins over time and what was lost has to also be examined both individually (what was lost to those individual males) and what was lost to … their family and their mates, and then what has been lost to the gender of the female of the western world…

It is my opinion that the choice of the foreskin was deliberate. It was craftily chosen and with a great understanding of human physiology and the way that physiology relates to the community as a whole and the way that physiology can affect the mind of the individual. This betrays a staggering level of understanding of our physiology…

Here’s what’s going on. The male foreskin serves a purpose. It’s not just useless skin. In fact, it is highly sophisticated adaptive skin that serves multiple purposes…

The foreskin of the male is a different type of skin… because it can expand so much, it is of a different nature of skin and it has an entirely different set of receptors within it than other parts of the skin on the human body. Also, unlike other kinds of skin, it serves a different function… The foreskin of the penis has receptors on it that the rest of your body does not. These receptors are acutely attuned to the extraction and transmission of the intelligence from hormones… And the number of hormones that the foreskin is able to receive and decode is potentially in the thousands…

Wow! You could not have picked a better spot in the body!... If you had chosen as your act of obedience to your god… to remove your eye, you would not have affected the community, the individual, and the female half of the species as greatly as this choice of nipping off this little bit of skin off these small babies. Because here’s what happens. Those receptors are intended to pick up not hormones that are out and about in the air, because you shouldn’t be out waving your penis in the air as a hormone receptor. They are intended to pick up vaginal secretions. These vaginal secretions then trigger a reaction – not in the penis itself although there are many that occur there. The ones I’m speaking of are actually in the brain of the male…”

It’s my contention that the removal of the foreskin removes an aspect of love from the individual male that they can never experience without that foreskin. Further, it is my contention that the removal of the foreskin removes an act of love that the community - the family that that male participates in – can never experience without that male having that foreskin. And again, it goes up one further step in the fractal – the community as a whole , the social order, the nation, is of a type that is different because those foreskins are gone…

Those foreskins bind the male to that female at an alchemical level – an alchemical component of love that is absent with that foreskin gone…

There is a further component to this that the individual males suffer that is, beyond merely the absence of those chemicals in the system and the triggering of that particular type of love reaction by the hormones within the foreskin of the penis. Actually, the foreskin receives the hormones and it triggers an electrical reaction that literally races up to the brain… [The removal of the foreskin] removes this type of brain development that does not occur in the male without it. And so, those males that don’t have foreskins have brains that are not maturing the way nature intended…

It affects the social order as a whole. Men without foreskins cannot bond to women and will not sacrifice themselves for women the way that men with foreskins will do. Period. Men with foreskins will bond with women from the vaginal secretions triggering a reaction within the sensory apparatus of the male foreskin that triggers a growth pattern within the male mind that will not exist without it. These men will bond with women in a way that men without foreskins will not. That affects that individual. That affects the woman involved. That affects the community..."

Birth of a New Earth, Birth of a New Earth 17 Comments [11/1/2014 7:12:53 AM]
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Quote# 104438

Is the water your drinking killing you? It is if it's fluoridated! Drink Natural spring water instead. You can usually buy a gallon for under a dollar. Make sure there is no fluoride in it! Although there are concerns about chemicals leeching from plastic bottles used for drinking water, it is NO WHERE near as toxic as the tons of fluoride added to tap water. Everything from osteoporosis and tooth decay is associated with fluoride poisoning. I stopped drinking tap water many years ago.

Presently (as of 2012) I buy drinking water in gallon containers. Lord willing eventually I'd like to buy one of those units that take moisture right out of the air and provide drinking water. They're about $1,000, but I think worth it. I've used water filtration units in the past that connect to the sink, but you really have to be careful what you buy because some of the units boast that they DON'T remove fluoride. They only remove chlorine and other contaminants. When you shower, your body absorbs about a pint of water. The fluoride gets into your porous skin.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 19 Comments [11/1/2014 5:59:06 AM]
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Quote# 104437

"Nurse Kaci Hickox" is an anagram for "HOAX CURSE KICK IN".

The moment I saw this name "Kaci Hickox" I knew it was an anagram with "hoax" on it.

Way too obvious!

Land of the F....alse Flag, Godlike Productions 18 Comments [11/1/2014 5:58:26 AM]
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Quote# 104436

If you think ISIS is the fuckin threat you really aren't paying fucking attention cuz the five eyes US/Canada/UK/Aust/NewZealand (CIA/CSIS/MI5/...) + Israel (Mossad) + Saudi Arabia (Saudi Intelligence) trained, funded, and run ISIS on every front...

Name a god damn terrorist attack by an actual muslim terrorist in the last few years...
What 9/11? You mean Vigilant Guardian/Global Guardian? Muslims? Na it was ran by NORAD, the US Navy, FEMA & Mossad...
What Boston? You mean OEM13/USB13? Muslims? Na it was ran by DHS, FBI & Strategic Operations...
What Ottawa? You mean the NSTF duel-city domestic extremist exercise? Muslims? Na it was run by CSIS, the RCMP and the National Security Task Force...

WAKE UP...

TruthNow88, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [11/1/2014 5:58:09 AM]
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Quote# 104428

DID ED SNOWDEN & THE CIA RUIN BRAZIL'S WORLD CUP?

The host Brazilians were matched up against Germany in a semifinal match played in the city of Belo Horizonte. Though the Germans were considered a slightly stronger team, and Brazil was without two key players (due to very weird occurrences which we will visit later), Brazil's "12th man" (the screaming home crowd) was expected to be an equalizing factor in a close match.

Just 11 minutes into the match, Germany scored its first goal when Brazilian defender David Luis failed to cover his assigned man, Thomas Muller, after a 'corner kick'. The pathetic spectacle of Luis, considered one of the world's best players, arriving at the last moment to try and avert a disaster that had already happened, was stunning for any knowledgeable soccer fan to behold. Oh well, even the great Brazil makes mistakes, right? Germany 1, Brazil 0.

In the 23rd minute, Germany scored again as certain Brazilian players seemed to wander about in a trance. Germany 2, Brazil 0.

Literally 1 minute later, Germany's Toni Kroos volleyed home a goal, again, while unmarked by any defender. Germany 3, Brazil 0

Two minutes later, Kroos scored again after the Brazilian Fernandinho carelessly gave up the ball in Brazil's half of the field. Germany 4, Brazil 0.

In the 29th minute, there came another easy goal, the 5th in just 18 minutes. Germany 5, Brazil 0.

Many Brazilian supporters in the crowd were reduced to tears and a state of shock. Germany would go on to add a 6th & 7th goal in the 2nd half, as well as missing a few other good opportunities. The match could easily have ended up 10-0! Only in the final minutes of play did the Brazilians manage to avoid a shutout.

Final score: Germany 7, Brazil 1.

CONSPIRACY THEORIES CIRCULATE

Allegations of match-fixing exploded across the Internet. Videos of all 7 of Germany's easy goals gave the appearance that the Brazilians, or least a bunch of them, weren't even trying. Defenders can be seen jogging after German players who are in full sprint. World-class players stand around and look at each other like retarded children during a school recess game. Brazilian players fall down without being touched, while others turn their backs from the attacking Germans. The goal-keeper appears out of place, making theatrical dives only after the ball has already gone into his own goal. No one can deny that the play of the Brazilian team certainly mimicked that of a bribed team trying to throw the match (as has happened in international play before).

There is just one problem with this 'conspiracy theory'; a problem which rendered the idea totally unrealistic in the eyes of the deniers. You see, Brazilian soccer stars are all multi-millionaires. Moreover, had they won the World Cup, they would have become immortalized and even wealthier. The conspiracy deniers had a very valid point. Why would multi-millionaires throw away a chance at immortality for money they didn't need? Previous match-fixing allegations have centered around poorer African or Central American players, but not the filthy rich Brazilian National superstars.

It is extremely unlikely, if not impossible, that the superstars of Brazil were bribed. But what if they were blackmailed and/or threatened? Where are we going with this?

Enough of sports for now. Let's talk geo-politics.

[...]

2014: PRESIDENT ROUSSEFF CRUSHES WORLD CUP 'UPRISING' IN THE BUD!

On the eve of the 2014 World Cup, in TomatoBubble's June 10th issue of its Daily Anti-New York Times, (which you really should subscribe to!), your intrepid reporter here praised President Rousseff for her bold action in preventing a repeat of the fake CIA 'soccer revolution' attempted in 2013. Although Rousseff is a socialist, she is neither a psycho dogmatic Marxist nor a kept U.S. stooge, and she appears to have the interests of her rapidly developing nation at heart. When the rent-a-mobs threatened, Dilma proved to be "more of a man" than Ukraine's dethroned and de-balled Yanukovich ever was!

[...]

In spite of the ceaseless efforts of the cruel U.S. 'Grinch' to ruin Brazil's big National party, it appeared as though Brazilian soccer fans would be able to enjoy their cherished World Cup tournament in peace, and, hopefully, cheer their hometown sports-gods onto a 6th World Championship.

But did the Axis of Evil have a hidden card left to play?

BRIDGE COLLAPSES NEAR STADIUM AS BRAZIL ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINAL

As the World Cup tournament entered its final week, Brazilian soccer passion was at a fever pitch. The 32 team field had been narrowed down to just 4, and the host-nation team was one of them, along with Germany, Argentina and Holland. Brazil was set to face Germany in the July 8th semi-final match, to be played in the city of Belo Horizonte. (The World Cup tournament games were played out in 12 different cities)

On July 3rd, just 5 days before the big game, and 1 day before Brazil defeated Columbia in the quarterfinals, an unfinished highway overpass collapsed in, of all places, Belo Horizonte, not far from the stadium. The collapse killed two people and injured 22 others. (here) Could someone have been sending a 'Sicilian message' to Brazil's players? Were they, or their families under personal threat in addition to being blackmailed over God knows what they may have been set up with?

"Just a little reminder boys, we mean business. Next time we'll kill many more. You know what to do in the semi's!"

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 17 Comments [11/1/2014 4:04:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives