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Quote# 128767

Lol ... it's not a conspiracy when you can literally look up the people in control of the west's major institutions and see they're predominantly jews. All 6 lying American media companies are owned by jews. So who do you think is actually conspiring here, genius?

Don't be a retarded faggot. We have the information. It's in, it's there, it's all available. The problem is jews. And it always is.

Anonymous, /lit/ 3 Comments [7/2/2017 1:25:47 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128757

[On sunscreen]

Actually, that’s melanin which comes from black people. They extract it from our bodies to put in sunblock, that’s why it’s dark and not blood.

misshellokitty11, Tumblr 10 Comments [7/2/2017 1:23:37 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128755

[An anonymous user edits the RationalWiki article on "gray aliens" to say that they exist, this is his/her response to being asked to provide evidence for their existence.]

https://s21.postimg.org/dplr7m113/Screen_Shot_2017-07-02_at_5.07.53_AM.png [Not evidence for aliens, a screenshot of an "edit conflict" (anyone familiar with wikis will know what that is)]

you blocked me after i already re-made the change and didn't receive your message.

Unless you have got good evidence that grays dont exist, please stop saying in the article they are a figment of people's imaginations. I can easily suggest, "everyone knows that bug's create an imaginary blinding light when you have one, any one, in your sight. The sun seems to only be seen exactly as this is happening.

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Characterists:

Big, bright. Floats through the sky.

Btw

Pwnt

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who are you anyway?

Anonymous user, RationalWiki 4 Comments [7/2/2017 1:23:28 PM]
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Quote# 128753

The House of Horrors in Marxist Manhattan commonly referred to as "the MoMa" -- short for Museum of Modern Art -- just received a $50 million donation from billionaire Steven A. Cohen (cough cough). The money will help to fund a $400 million renovation and expansion project. Of course, as all good attention-seeking "philanthropists" of "The Tribe" expect, MoMA’s massive new gallery will be named the "Steven and Alexandra Cohen Center for Special Exhibitions."

The Cohen's contribution is impressive, but only half as much as the $100 million which Hollywood media mogul and open sodomite David Geffen (cough cough) donated to the project last year. Just think of the good works that these many millions of dollars could have done for free children's hospitals like New York's St. Jude or Philadelphia's Shriners Hospital; or for Deborah Heart & Lung of New Jersey (also free to the public); or for organizations like Homes For Our Troops which builds free specially adapted homes for crippled veterans, or for any of a number of other highly-rated charities across the country which help the truly needy. But no, these otherwise greedy Marxist Jews and many others like them prefer to throw their money away on funding the cultural vandalism referred to as "modern art." Why is that?

Queer commie David Geffen dumped $100 million into MoMa / Libtarded imbeciles marvel at vandalism.

Of course, these characters are neither stupid nor fiscally irresponsible. There is a deliberate method to their Marxist madness which is as evil as it is brilliantly conceived. It is a self-evident truth that "Modern Art" has always been aggressively promoted by all of the various tentacles of the New World Order crime gang -- including the Communist Party USA. And when Sugar and I, er, "The Editorial Board" of The Anti-New York Times throw out a term like "self-evident," we don't use it as a rhetorical ploy like the slimy scribblers of Sulzberger's Slimes do. No sir; we actually mean that it is an indisputable fact -- Google: (CIA & Modern Art: here) -- (Communist Party & Modern Art: here) -- (Rockefeller Family & Modern Art: here) -- (Rothschild Family & Modern Art: here) -- (Soros Family & Modern Art: here) -- (The United Nations & Modern Art: here) etc., etc., etc. Add to that high-powered list of direct financial "patron of the arts" the Sulzberger-Ochs Family -- whose "paper of record" has long puffed-up creepy charlatans such as the openly Stalinist Pablo Picasso and the madman Jackson Pollock.

The hidden agenda behind this century-old movement (proudly referred to as "anti-art" by its early Marxist practitioners (here)) to replace the good stuff with neurotic garbage benefits the Globalists. You see, boys and girls, Modern Art -- just like much of Modern Music, Modern Literature, Modern Science etc. -- distorts and perverts the appreciation and understanding of truth and beauty. Convince the notoriously vain "intelligentsia" in any given society that up is down, black is white, crap is gold, gold is crap, men are women, women are men, etc, and soon you can sell these "educated" chumps anything. From there, the madness will eventually flow downhill to "the masses." There is no right and wrong for truth, like Einstein's "curved universe" (rolling eyes) and his "time warps" (rolling eyes) is all about "relativity."

The essence of 'modernism' is to suppress one's own God-given instincts, and then choose to believe in nothing, unless the "powers that be" (cough cough) instruct and authorize you to believe in something, that is. Ever notice how most of the main characters of modern literature and film are usually not heroes like those of yesteryear? The protagonist these days is typically a mentally conflicted hybrid weirdo -- neither good nor bad. Likewise, the modernist painter or sculptor is not at all concerned with beauty and truth. To the modernist, truth is only a point-of-view which aimlessly drifts with the polluted tide of "popular opinion" TM -- that manufactured dogma which is nothing but a mass psychosis engineered by the usual suspects. In literature and art, and even "theoretical science," there is now a complete rejection of truth and beauty. Heck! Even the Poop Francis of the "modern Vatican" refuses to call sin by its rightful name. Although the Argentinean ass-clown did indeed pass very strong judgements against Global Warming TM and xenophobia TM, but we digress.

In the final analysis, a people that can no longer distinguish truth and beauty from falsehood and ugliness, is a people that is ripe for all manner of deception, oppression and enslavement. And that is why Modern Art is the art-of-choice for the cultural vandals behind the New World Order --- and it is also why The Great One, (that's Hitler for you newbies and normies) a talented painter himself (see examples below), protected his people from this massive financial and psychological con-game that is still being played today.

Hitler: "Works of art that cannot be understood but need a swollen set of instructions to prove their right to exist and find their way to neurotics who are receptive to such stupid or insolent nonsense will no longer openly reach the German nation."

Boobus Americanus 1: I read in the New York Times today that a wealthy Jewish philanthropist just donated $50 million to the MoMa.

Boobus Americanus 2: Awesome! You know, I have always admired the Jewish people for their generosity and public spiritedness in supporting our important cultural institutions.

Sugar: (Palm to face, deep breath) --- Jusst two more frickin' dayss to that giant litter box at Cape May.

Editor: I'm right behind you sweetie. But I'm afraid this will be a partial working vacation. The mad. mad world never goes away.

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 5 Comments [7/2/2017 1:23:01 PM]
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Quote# 128752

On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

Jones echoed Steele, saying “clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.”

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on,” Jones said.

[...]

On Thursday’s Infowars broadcast, Steele alleged the kidnapped children were not only being kidnapped for space labor, but also murdered for their blood and bone marrow.

"Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” said Steele. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” said Jones.

When NASA’s Webster was asked about the veracity of the one rumor by The Daily Beast on Thursday, he responded, “there’s only one stupid rumor on the Internet? Now that’s news.”

Robert David Steele & Alex Jones, The Daily Beast 2 Comments [7/2/2017 1:21:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 128727



Anonymous, Whisper 2 Comments [7/2/2017 1:20:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128723

Sabbath Agenda: they want you to partecipate at the worshipping of Baal under UN interconfession cult

ISRAEL name designed in the whole mediterranean area where phoenician was spoke, the cult of Baal...Lord.

The cult born between the cananites (seed of cain, reptilian dna) included the sabbath where the worshippers would perform offering like the circumcision and holocaust ( burn the offering to baal) of innocents(first son of a cananite family) or "animals" meaning the children of gentiles who were obtained during incursions, wars, children of the slaves etc.

It was even in fashion to acquire a children and rise him for a while like he was part of the family for then holicaust him to baal.

Same shit the cabal, and cabal wannabe do. Like all hollywood stars killing their first children or adopting and rising children to then holocaust them.

they want to rebuild the temple and start to make "animal" offering again.

Fuck you. the sabbath and your fuckng cult of evil.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [7/2/2017 1:19:45 PM]
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Quote# 128749

Former British mercenary Simon Mann, who led a failed coup attempt in Equatorial Guinea in 2004, has accused US billionaire George Soros of plotting to overthrow the country's government.

He said he had warned President Teodoro Obiang Nguema, Africa's longest serving leader, of the alleged plan in 2011.

But he said he did not have any proof, and Mr Soros has not yet commented.

Simon Mann made the remarks as he was testifying on behalf of Mr Obiang's son at a high-profile trial in Paris.

Teodorin Obiang Nguema is accused of using public money to fund his jetset lifestyle in France.

Simon Mann, 65, a former commando and businessman, was arrested in Zimbabwe in 2004 and extradited four years later to Equatorial Guinea, where he was sentenced to 34 years in prison.

But one year later he was released after being pardoned by Mr Obiang.

In his testimony in a Paris court, he also accused William Bourdon, a lawyer for the anti-corruption NGO Transparency International, of being part of the alleged plot, as well as exiled opposition leader Severo Moto Nsa and Lebanese businessman Ely Khalil.

Both Mr Moto and Mr Khalil were involved in the failed coup attempt of 2004, which sought to install Mr Moto as president of the oil-rich West African country.

"I explained to the president it [the coup] could be by any means," he told the court. "They were looking at all options, including legal."

However, he said he could not "prove" his claim, saying: "I don't have written evidence."

When he was asked if he had been paid to give his testimony, he said he only had his expenses covered.

Mr Bourdon, who is representing civil plaintiffs in the case against the president's son on behalf of Transparency International France, said the allegations were "extremely grave", saying that Simon Mann "had plumbed the depths of filth."

Outside the court, Simon Mann said that the high-profile trial of Teodorin Obiang Nguema was an attempt to "destabilise and overthrow" the "recognised and legitimate regime" of Equatorial Guinea.

Teodorin Obiang Nguema, who is also the country's vice-president, is accused of buying a mansion and sports cars in France with a fortune amassed from public funds.

His six-storey Paris villa, estimated to be worth more than $100m (£80m), is located on Avenue Foch, in one the most prestigious neighbourhoods of the French capital. It reportedly boasts a cinema, spa, hair salon and taps covered in gold leaf.

Mr Obiang, who was not in court, denies the allegations. Equatorial Guinea has questioned France's right to put him on trial, arguing Mr Obiang has diplomatic immunity.

Simon Mann, BBC News 2 Comments [7/2/2017 12:25:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 128717

On October 31st 2016, I had a weird vivid dream in which I was told 'Christ comes the 5th!' with the number 7, then preceded by the number 6 (on the left side of the 7), then by the numbers 01 and 02 below these numbers.

I was really surprised to say the least for it was related to the arrival of ET ships.

6 seems to be June. 7 seems to be July. It happens that this week ends with the 1st and the 2nd of July (numbers 01 and 02).

Now, the 5th could be next Wednesday (July 5th) or the 5th of the month following July, that is to say August 5th which happens to be 5 weeks after June, given that in that case 01 and 02 would be the numbers of weeks from early July before Christ comes.

It happens that we are in the year 5777, the 10th Jubilee of the prophecy of Rabbi Judah ben Samuel:

Just before he died, in the year 1217, he prophesied that the Ottoman Turks would rule over the Holy City of Jerusalem for 8 Jubilees. 8 x 50 = 400 years.

The Turks indeed took control of Jerusalem 300 years after his death, in 1517, and his prophecy came to pass, as the Ottoman Turks then lost Jerusalem in 1917. Exactly 400 years later! During WWI, British General Edmund Allenby walked into Jerusalem, on Hanukkah 1917, without firing a shot. The Rabbi went on to prophesy that after the 8 Jubilees, the 9th Jubilee would have Jerusalem being “a no-man’s-land”. The 9th Jubilee was from 1917 to 1967, and he was “right on” again with his prophecy. The Holy Land was placed under British Mandate in 1917 by the League of Nations and literally “belonged” to no nation.

Even after Israel’s war of Independence in 1948-49, Jerusalem was divided by a strip of land running right through the heart of the city, with Jordan controlling the Eastern part of the City and Israel controlling the Western part of the City. That strip of land was considered and called “no-man’s land” by both the Israelis and the Jordanians. The Rabbi then stated that in the 10th Jubilee “Jerusalem would be controlled by Israel”, which it has been ever since the Six Day War of 1967! His Prophecy continued, that “THEN” the Messianic end times will begin. The “THEN” refers to the end of the 10th Jubilee, and the beginning of the new, which would be 2017, or, the Year 5777!

It also happens that 2017 is the year following the 62 'sevens' (434 years) from the decreed Gregorian calendar (October 15 1582) and 7 'sevens' from the Knesset decree to rebuilt Jerusalem (June 28 1967).

It happens that 2017 is the year ending the Christian era (precisely on August 31st 2017) after Christ's resurrection (April 3 33 AD + 3 days) when computing 7 fractal periods (7 churches periods) of 1,000 + 500 + 250 + 125 + 62.5 + 31.25 + 15.625 years).

It happens that 2017 is the year ending the 7 heavenly years of 365 years from the 539 BC Cyrus the Great conquest of Babylon when Christ (same description in DAN 10 and REV 1) said he will come with the Prince of Greece to fight the Prince of the kingdom of Persia, aka Satan.

In my dream / vision, the coming of Christ was preceded by another UFO event big enough to be noticed by the MSM. So, these two UFO events should be VERY NEAR. Maybe tomorrow for the first one (transition between month #6 and month #7).

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [7/1/2017 10:38:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128701


Dear [Maryland] Secretary [of State John] Wobensmith,
I serve as the Vice Chair for the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity (“Commission”), which was formed pursuant to Executive Order 13799 of May 11, 2017. The Commission is charged with studying the registration and voting processes used in federal elections and submitting a report to the President of the United States that identifies laws, rules, policies, activities, strategies, and practices that enhance or undermine the American people’s confidence in the integrity of federal elections processes.
As the Commission begins it work, I invite you to contribute your views and recommendations throughout this process. In particular:
1. What changes, if any, to federal election laws would you recommend to enhance the integrity of federal elections?
2. How can the Commission support state and local election administrators with regard to information technology security and vulnerabilities?
3. What laws, policies, or other issues hinder your ability to ensure the integrity of elections you administer?
4. What evidence or information do you have regarding instances of voter fraud or registration fraud in your state?
5. What convictions for election-related crimes have occurred in your state since the November 2000 federal election?
6. What recommendations do you have for preventing voter intimidation or disenfranchisement?
7. What other issues do you believe the Commission should consider?
In addition, in order for the Commission to fully analyze vulnerabilities and issues related to voter registration and voting, I am requesting that you provide to the Commission the publicly- available voter roll data for Maryland, including, if publicly available under the laws of your state, the full first and last names of all registrants, middle names or initials if available, addresses, dates of birth, political party (if recorded in your state), last four digits of social security number if available, voter history (elections voted in) from 2006 onward, active/inactive status, cancelled status, information regarding any felony convictions, information regarding voter registration in another state, information regarding military status, and overseas citizen information.
You may submit your responses electronically to [email protected] or by utilizing the Safe Access File Exchange (“SAFE”), which is a secure FTP site the federal government uses for transferring large data files. You can access the SAFE site at https://safe.amrdec.army.mil/safe/Welcome.aspx. We would appreciate a response by July 14, 2017. Please be aware that any documents that are submitted to the full Commission will also be made available to the public. If you have any questions, please contact Commission staff at the same email address.
On behalf of my fellow commissioners, I also want to acknowledge your important leadership role in administering the elections within your state and the importance of state-level authority in our federalist system. It is crucial for the Commission to consider your input as it collects data and identifies areas of opportunity to increase the integrity of our election systems.
I look forward to hearing from you and working with you in the months ahead. Sincerely,
Kris W. Kobach
Vice Chair
Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity

Kris Kobach, Maryland Board of Elections 7 Comments [7/1/2017 10:30:58 AM]
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Quote# 128695

13 Signs You Are an Indigo Child

Indigo Children are an upgraded blueprint of humanity. The term Indigo Child first came up when addressing the aura colors of these very different kids. Prior to their predominance, human auric fields were expected shades of the rainbow, the Indigos’ field however was dominated by this royal blue color which established a change of course for humanity.

WHO ARE THE INDIGO CHILDREN?
Gifted souls, on a clear mission to challenge and shift reality, they first began appearing in the 1970’s. Beyond psychic awareness, they are highly driven and creative with a perception that sees through the established norms of society. Old souls indeed, their mission is clearly laid out to shake up the modern world and pave the way for future generations to create greater peace and harmony for all.
Both of these generations of “children” are well into their teens and adulthood, so don’t allow the label to dissuade you from exploring the possibility that you are of this unique soul group.

13 COMMON TRAITS OF AN INDIGO CHILD
If you wonder if you might be of this distinct soul lineage, here are a few traits which may feel familiar.
1. YOU FEEL ENTITLED
You were born feeling special and know it.
2. YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE HERE
You are confident and even arrogant at times – and emboldened by something larger than you can name.
3. YOU HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF YOURSELF AND OTHERS
This can make for a challenging relationships and interactions. You see only the best and expect others to live up to it. Toward yourself, you can be unrelentingly self critical.
4. YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE
Indigos see the world differently. Coupled with innate-self assurance, you often think your way is right and are offended if others cannot see, much less take action, on your point of view. If Indigos ruled the world, you are confident no problems would exist.
5. YOU QUESTION AUTHORITY
You are not one to negotiate, so certain in your views and ways, you are often rebellious and critical of those in power.
6. YOU WANT TO OVERTURN THE MAN
Difficult and rigid systems seem foolish to you and you often become antagonistic to what others experience as normal.
7. YOU ARE CREATIVE
Musically and artistically gifted, your art invites others to see the world around through your eyes.
8. YOU ARE A CHANGE MAKER
Your perception on the failings of society is so keen that you are a magnificent leader, offering better methods of business, society and ways of being.
9. YOU ARE A LOST SOUL
You feel out of place with others as you recognize you are different than most people. You can tend toward being a loner or rebel, unwilling to compromise just to fit in.
10. YOU ARE DRIVEN
As the Indigo soul mission is encoded in your very being, you are unwilling to back down from confronting what feels out of integrity.
11. YOU ARE PASSIONATE AND FOCUSED
While fiery temperaments may be hard to take, you are not one to be still or silenced.
12. YOU ARE HIGHLY PSYCHIC
Without any need for development, your psychic capacity is finely tuned. While you see nothing special in your ability, it gives you an advantage in reading others with ease and seeing through masks.
13. YOU ARE FRUSTRATED
Coupled with their big-picture vision and restless soul drive for change, you become easily frustrated with society and others who are not shifting quickly enough. Patience is something that should be developed.

Andye Murphy, Gaia.com 12 Comments [7/1/2017 8:57:02 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128690

In search of a combined Pizzagate / Mandela effect quote, I came across this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0g07GYNELAo about Trump mentioning "Pizzagate" in 2011. Of course, the "Pizzagate" he was talking about was about him and Sarah Palin eating pizza with forks and knives in New York. https://www.google.ch/amp/www.carbonated.tv/amp/pizzagate-2011-donald-trump-explains-why-he-ate-pizza-with-a-fork

But this is not good enough for the conspiracy theorists in the comments:

JACOB1556
trump is probably part of it. trump is a clone now that is controlled. trump can't be trusted.?

Susan Smith
JACOB1556 trump is not a clone and he can be trusted..dont you see all the elite witch's Satanist all hate him because ge is not part of there crowd..if he were they would love him.this president is chosen by God to get rid of all the evil in tge government. .just open your eyes and watch n why didn't you say anything about obana the traitor America. .he had brother hood working in the white house..he gave our money billions to tge muslins while our people. military men slept on the streets..please wake up abd see all rge good president Trump is doing for America. .thank you?

JACOB1556
you don't understand. he ignores hand shakes like he is a robot and he blinks too fast. so don't be fooled by it. he might be good now but wait until the future.?

TheKoolAidMaker
Susan Smith your not thinking clearly dear. It's very obvious that he was part of planning the damn thing. Kinda of explains why his staff needed to have secret meetings doesn't it? Kinda makes sense why he slipped up at other times and exposed he had foreknowledge of what was going to happen. This thing was gamed out a long time ago... he already told everyone THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED

Susan Smith
+TheKoolAidMaker he had to have secret meetings because of all the leaks..and look at how everyday the demon rats would attack him..ask yourself WHY are the demons trying to stop him?,.because trump is in the way of the one world order..soon trump will be killed and obama will be president again..why do you think Obama is hanging around? Soon we will all be microchiped and we will be slaves to the government. .i wish i were wrong and you were right..but they will never stop attacking trump until he is removed. .lets see..i hope your right..?


JACOB1556, Susan Smith, TheKoolAidMaker, YouTube 5 Comments [7/1/2017 3:59:38 AM]
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Submitted By: SomeApe

Quote# 128679

So, I got to thinking while I was at work just driving around about this Mandela Effect that seems to all of the sudden be a bit of a hot topic. A curiosity at least. People seem to think it may be involving some sort of time line changes. At least that is one theory being put forth.

While I don't think things such as company logos are really proof, though I must admit some I do remember being the "original" way, I still believe they can just be a case of simple company updates or new and improved changes they think will look better.

On the other hand we have many people including myself remembering certain people having died only to find out nope, they just died today kind of thing. Oddly enough Mandela himself is one of these people.

I don't feel I have to go in any great depth about all this. Anyone that is reading this to begin with I'm sure is well aware of what the Mandela effect is all about.

Which leads me to what I got to wondering about and hence here we are in Skunk Works.

What if we have figured out the time travel thing. Perhaps we are still in our infant stages of it. Maybe even a little more advance than We know. What if some of the practice or test jumps had little boo boos occur. Just enough to cause little ripples that we on our side are beginning to notice. We just don't realize what it is we are noticing for what it really is so we just call it the Mandela Effect.

Any syfi fans that have watched any kind of time travel movies, or any scientist that has studied it will be the first to know how coming into contact with one wrong thing on a jump can basically cause something like the Butterfly Effect over time. At some point in the discovery of time travel somebody has to test it. I doubt it would be perfected on the very first try.

I don't think it is much of a reach to believe some government is working on this, and I'm sure we would be the last to know about it if they have figured it out. Then again maybe the answer to that has been staring right in the face for awhile now. Easy enough to laugh at the Mandela Effect as it is UFO believers , or Conspiracy Theorists.

onehuman, Above Top Secret 11 Comments [7/1/2017 1:05:23 AM]
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