FSTDT Quotes for December 2002

Quote# 1744

[On Charles Darwin's supposed deathbed conversion recounted by Lady Hope]I would rather image that Darwin was a nice guy. Maybe because he did not yell and scream and throw a fit and throw the Christian women out, she took this as evidence of his conversion.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 5 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1745

I don't think it [hell] is in the center of the Earth but it is odd how geologists say that the middle of the eart is molton rock with other minerals such as sulfer or "Brimestone" when at the time the Bible was written they did not know that.

Plutoboy, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1746

it's interesting to note that ALL stars, no matter where they are in relation to the earth, show red shift, indicating they are moving away from the earth. does this mean the earth really IS the center of the universe?

Christan4Israel, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1747

I would suggest, a) The Universe and b) The Resurrection of Jesus. There is no better explanation than the fact that "God Did It"!

Tarmac, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1748

Lastly, God simply made man in His image, and He has a beard. I'm not sure what a beard signifies, but I cannot think of any evolutionary explanation for why human females would find men with beards to be more attractive

Douglas, Access Research Network 41 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1749

Jesus is waving his hands in front of your face and you still can't see him. God dosen't call down fire like he did in the OT...he sent Jesus.....And that isn't enough for you?

inverter, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 1750

If no evolutionary pathway can be envisioned this should be a point for creationism. Sure, evolutionists may come up with a plausible scenario -- they're good at that -- but as it stands this is a decent argument against and should be tallied for the creationists.

Faith, EvC Forum 5 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1751

i think bigfoot & the yeti are just undiscovered gorillas. Loch ness monster=dinosaur. again undiscovered dinosaur that survived the flood. dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible, chief amoung creation. dinosaurs and man lived at the same time. easily explained!

TonkaTruck, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 1752

We don't allow anything having to do with Harry Potter at our house. I am amazed at my Christian friends who see nothing wrong with the books. It's usually the "At least they're reading" attitude. If a child doesn't like to eat, but chooses to ingest arsenic, does the parent say, "Well, at least he's eating!"???

Leigh, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 1753

Harry Potter is just re-packaged new age witchcraft. Christians in general need to open their eyes to world around them and see what really is going on behind the agenda's of Harry Potter. It's all rather sinster like Halloween. Sure you get candy but what are we celebrating is the issue! Let's make a stand---Harry Potter is just candy coated witchcraft, that if not kept in check by the Christian moral majority, can and has run amok when good Christians say nothing.

blondydog, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 1754

I know kids that have been influenced by Harry Potter. They have joined cults out of the ideas they got from HP. They have witnessed demonic things, after reading the books. Satan is tricky. Satan is also smarter than we are. He knows how to blindside us. Harry Potter is one of his latest tools.

WingShire, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1755

There are also those who have no faith in God, who might, who could be influenced to swing the other way into the appealing lifestyle of a warlock, or a witch like on 'Charmed'.

WingShire, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1756

Bad news: now my mom says J.R Tolkien's LOTR is demonic! Huh? He's a Christian for crying out loud! But my mom says that the stuff she saw in the preview are demonic. I have to admit, Nigerians are very superstitious. I agree HP is demonic but LOTR? NO! B4 you know it, she'll start saying Chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis is demonic.

Booboo, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1757

Bigfoot was to evolutionist as the Loch ness is to creationist. For years many evolutionist thought of bigfoot as the missing link that was seal off from all other humans keeping it from evolving. And for years the Lochness monster was considered to be the final proof that dinosuars and humans lived together. But now many evolutionists will have to give up on bigfoot, while creationists still have a chance with the lochness.

Deaga, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1758

I guess I don't understand why you (collectively) find it so easy to believe that aliens suck people out of their homes aboard flying saucers for weird experiments yet cannot believe that God created the earth in six days.

tuco22, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1759

Catholics are not Christians but at best Christians-in-becoming and once they become Christians they will no longer be Catholic because the religion itself will be like satan to them ("get thee behind me satan").

Amos, Internet Infidels 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1760

So God killed 42 kids, how many has Mao killed?

Jiggles, POD Warrior Forum 23 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 1761

Fact is homosexuals are sick and twisted, child molesting perverts. There is no gene which causes the affliction of homosexuality and since this article was posted almost four years ago the fact still remains, HOMOSEXUALS ARE PIGS. A scourge upon the face of the earth. An ABOMINATION in the eyes of God, man and nature. Keep them away from your children.

Eric, VoyForums 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 1762

Fags are still sick and twisted child molesting, disease ridden perverts. This is a truth and no court in the world will convict me for speaking it. Now, if you have evidence to the contrary then, and only then will you be able to make a case that I am either slandering the perverts or liable.

Eric, VoyForums 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 1763

[Replying to 'what if you contracted HIV from a needle?']I do not get sick timmie and all the hypotheses you conjure up will not change this fact. I am a son of God and I have victory over all manner of sin and sickness and, IF I WAS to contract some horrible disease I wouldn't be turning to "science" to cure me but instead repenting for not being who and what I am in Christ and choosing rather to receive the perfect manifest health Jesus Christ died to give me. I do not knowingly go out and sin and when guilty of occasionally dropping the ball I don't do as the perverts do and try to justify my indiscretion... I repent and confess the sin as sin. Fags are not accidentally contracting Hepatitis and AIDS. They willingly go out and expose themselves to these and many other diseases. So no timmie, I won't be hunting down and paying for any research or drugs to try to help me overcome the disgusting diseases.

Eric, VoyForums 22 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 1764

Besides, the fags have taken one of God's covenants with man (the Rainbow) and perverted it. It's a shame but they know no shame.

Eric, VoyForums 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1765

I think making love should be saved for marriage and only to make children. Inbetween our children, we have tried very hard to abstain. It's been nearly 9 months since our 4th son Malachi was born. Sex is for animals, love making for children in marriage.

PaultheBall, ChristianBBS 21 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1766

But give up the thought of convincing evolutionists of their errors. The Bible says that those who deny the obvious evidence that God has provided in creation are fools without an excuse. He said also that because of the hardness of their heart, God gave them over to delusion and to think in depraved thinking patterns. (See Romans chapter 1). In light of this, it is silly to even attempt to demonstrate truth to such people.

Tom Bear, ChristianBBS 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1767

Why don't you prove that God did not create the universe. Then you could collect the $250,000 [Hovind] reward.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 1768

If you were to present Charles Darwin with the discoveries we have made involving the increased complexity of his original theory, he would even realize his mistake. The man was having a spiritual crisis at the time. Some of his ideas were right, I will admit, but he was really grasping for some new concepts to help himself out. He's not the one who came out and said that we all evolved from monkeys. He's just a poster boy for evolutionists.

mmanubeckm7, EvC Forum 3 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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