FSTDT Quotes for May 2005

Quote# 36

There is no justification for statues, icons, etc of the devil goddess [the Virgin Mary]. Not one apostle ever prayed to or through these idols nor taught such a vile practice.

Those who promote and use satan's logic and misapplied scriptures are teaching the doctrines of devils.

[insert bible verses here]

Be rooted and stablished in Jesus not the false, vile seductress devil Rome, Eastern Orthodox, Muslims, and others who are of the synagogue of Satan worship.

bibleberean, 123 Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 37

What do the RCC [Roman Catholic Church], Orthodox [a Roman Catholic forum member] and Muslims hereticks have in common?

They are all under the spell of the "Queen of Heaven" [The Virgin Mary].

[Insert bible verses here] You see! There is a queen of heaven in the bible. God is not pleased when His people worship this devil!

bibleberean, 123 Christian Forums 22 Comments [5/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 39

So I guess I am curious how you all CONDEMN those of the eastern mystic faith as it originates in the "devils loins" but will CAMP OUT for this newest installment of massively occultic and esoteric ideologies that we all see in Star Wars!!!!?????

Soma-Sight, 123 Christian Forums 5 Comments [5/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22

DARWINISM IS ON THE RETREAT, AND IS NO LONGER IN A POSITION TO DECEIVE THE WORLD!Darwinism suggests that transitional fossils exist when they do not ... It offers invalid proofs ... [edited for brevity] by way of proteins, the chances of which themselves coming into existence by chance are 1 in 10950, in other words "an impossibility." [more brevity] For Darwinism, chance is a deity that works miracles. In these works you can see how the dark spell of Darwinism has been eliminated...................................

kemaldohak, Christian Forums 18 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23

How about this, then. The split [between the times when physics did and did not apply to Eden] was not instant, but perhaps never really was completed till during the flood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This makes it entirely possible, as the merged laws were different. Presto- all arguements hitherto used against a canopy no longer valid!!! I like that. With science, then being neutered, this leaves only objections of a biblical nature to be a possible theory killer here.(?) But that's not going to happen, I am almost positive! So, evos, check, and MATE!!

dad, Christian Forums 23 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25

Did I say the cosmos had some kind of blow job?

dad, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 26

Sorry if I'm not up on the loonie tune theories. I don't believe in any gaps, just 6000 years. And a known spirit world, that has known effects on the physical!

dad, Christian Forums 14 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 27

[Responding to user remarking "Strike One: You don't have anything beyond your own speculations."]

No. Trying to have solid evidence of something not solid, is not strike one, it's batty. Especially when you disregard the Homerun of Jesus, and all the other innings, where the physical only strikes out!

dad, Christian Forums 9 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 28

a bunch of meaningless research done to make a meaningless statement about how life is meaningless but they have facts to prove it.

cryp, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 29

The Bible indicates around 6000 years old. Thats all I need to believe the Earth is around 6000 years old.

stryperrocks, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 30

[Responding to "how do you know that [the earth is 6000 years old]?"]

Its not rocket science, its called believing in the Bible.

stryperrocks, POD Warrior Forum 28 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 31

So how would you explain how everything came from one mass of matter, but some how dates differently? Also, how each planet is not really related in it's make up, but yet is still said to have come from this one mass of matter that exploded. And we have not seen any humans have chimps, or the other way around. You would think that if we were related as science claims, this would happen from time to time. But it never does.

ikester7579, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 32

No, your not sorry for the sarcasm. And I more or less expected it. Because sarcasm is all that people can come up with to prove their point when they know their point really can't be proven.

[snip a few lines]

So why don't you tell us what you really think about God and all who follow him. Don't be modest, it's not very becomming of your style.

ikester7579, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 33

i was at a ken ham [<a href="http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/about/ham.asp" target="_blank">this guy</a>] semenar and it was class he explaned it all. theres no way creation can be wrong it is so logical!

Andy Laverty, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 34

If the earth was 3 billion years old there would be so many bones piled up the whole earth would be covered in dust and all the what not. Thast jsut a theory scientists made so its more ffesable to belvie we evolved. Which i dont belvie in anyway

Death Metal Prodigy, POD Warrior Forum 26 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 35

God created man in his image, is God a trilobyte, how about an amoeba, when Jesus came to earth, he came as a man not a virus. If man had stopped looking like how he made them why wold he have mad ethem in the first place, if he is all powerful, why make something that needs a four billion year load time. He is all powerful, he can create us in our present state, he does NOT require nature to help Him.

Servant.of.light, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20

Demons like to pretend to be ghosts. They take advantage of our wacko ideas and play right into them to goad as many people as they can into damnation.

ipjones6000, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [5/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13

Atheism is one of those religions running out of gas. There is so much wonder in this universe to be stuck with that crowd, and almost everyone gets it. Even the atheists are scared because they know that there is a God, they just don't want to admit it and will desperately fight to reject His presence in their minds. Anyhow, it won't matter soon because God's about to start forcing people to choose sides, and atheism will be strongarm'd out.

A_AmericanSaint, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [5/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14

Those who call themselves atheists or agnostic are running from God. They are angry or hurt by an instance or circumstance in their life that they blame God for. Nope, no such thing as an atheist or agnostic. Just folks running from God.

CJL, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [5/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15

My friend is an "athiest" yet he says "God Bless You" When I sneeze.... [rolleyes smiley]

SteelRoots, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [5/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16

[In reply to article about atheists gathering in San Francisco for "All Atheist Weekend" festival] Okay, hopefully I didn't offend anybody, but you have to admit that San Fran is getting bad...

You couldn't pay me enough money to live there. [sad smiley]

Selah, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [5/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17

God told me:

On October 29th, 2004 Osama Bin Laden will be captured.

AND HE WAS!!

Osama Bin Laden was captured on the news, TV sets and minds on October 29th, 2004 when he released the first tape in 2 years!! I now know what God meant!! He was right!! GLORY!! GOD HAS SPOKEN!!

1inChrist, JREF Forums 23 Comments [5/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12

As long as evolutionists deny their theory is a theory and point out ID or whatever is bunk, people like me will pester them til they drop.

Jack777, Theology Web 15 Comments [5/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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