FSTDT Quotes for June 2007

Quote# 26795

I'm not reading all that! why cant you admit that the snake lost its legs because of its sin?

Kega, www.evolutionfairytale.com 25 Comments [6/30/2007 7:43:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Mr Smith

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Quote# 26789

you know santa claus...and how much you loved him...why cant everyone just hold onto God they way they hold on to Santa Claus as a child?

Faith, Facebook 32 Comments [6/30/2007 7:41:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 26824

[Christians are all evil and horrible. They should surely all be put to death. How do I know? It says so in the book of Atheism. And the book of Atheism is the true infallible word of the living Atheism. So fuck you too!!!]

I knew you atheists were just out to destroy us Christians. Thanks for admitting that, you evil person.

ultranordic, YouTube 31 Comments [6/30/2007 2:07:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Øyvind

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Quote# 26821

I didn't realize the Anabaptists had access to manuscripts. And I do know that there are no denominations in the Bible, but you must agree: If the apostles were to follow a modern denomination, it would be the Fundamental Baptists.

Paul, Teens-4-Christ 55 Comments [6/29/2007 5:40:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Heather

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Quote# 26774

Your hate for Christianity is so shamlessly lucid, it makes me want to chew on glass...

WE-ARE-TALKING-ABOUT-2007

A horrible argument is, disputing that modern Christian extremism is even on the same LEVEL as modern Islamic extremism.

WAKE UP!

You know what, if I ever had a son and he turned out to be gay, or Athiest or even a MUREDERER. I would still love him, I would not disown him, but if he became a liberal, he wouldn't exsist to me! I'm so sick and tired of MSNBC, of Congress, of college campuses, of the ACLU ect.

Go away!

God, that felt good...

CrzyEght, Christian Forums 46 Comments [6/29/2007 2:42:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Bevelled

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Quote# 26757

The biblical ignorance here is astounding. I was once there myself but not any more. The Bible is a difficult study no doubt and I am still a babe learning with a fantastic biblical scholar.

I wish I was further along so I could contribute here, however, it would fall on deaf ears anyway!

Did you know your body is full of phosphorus which the Bible refers too. It is mainly in your skeletal system and you know what. It must be there for you to exist! Oddly, when the physical body dies, although we still see the mass of flesh...the phosphorus dissappears!! So where does it go!

Did you know you glow? Yes, this phophorus glows yet you cannot see it with the naked eye!

Check it out! You glow but you can't see it! Why?

sadie555, Richard Dawkins Forums 56 Comments [6/29/2007 2:39:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 26740

When you feel a presence like that, then something has been brought into the house that is not of God, our Lord Jesus Christ.

So, you had your pastor come out and pray over your house and things were alright, and then you read VAMPIRE books, and then things are bad.

Burn your vampire books, and get your pastor back.

["Okay, I'm burning those books if not discarding them in other ways... Thanks for your help everybody!"]

My dear sister, you missed the point---BURN THEM. Don't pass them onto anyone else, such as discarding them. BURN THEM!

Elijah2, Christian Forums 64 Comments [6/28/2007 5:25:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: David

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Quote# 26723

[A study shows that male Congressmen with daughters are more likely to vote for reproductive rights]

The conclusion they want you to get from this is that pro-life Congressmen are insensitive to women and don't have contact with any.

But I'd draw a different conclusion: Congressmen who are liberal are more likely to have slutty daughters. And therefore, they are more likely to support abortion for selfish, personal reasons.

Debbie Schlussel, Debbie Schlussel's Blog 61 Comments [6/27/2007 8:58:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 26702

" When you are ready to date, and you choose the right date -- a person you could marry -- you need to ensure that you eliminate all possibilities of temptation. [...] this also means that there should be no physical contact between a dating couple. More than this, the couple should never be alone together. Solitude is a breeding ground for sin. Satan tricks us into believing that no one will ever know about the sin, so we indulge it. Of course, God knows"

Bro Randy, T4C, Perfectly Pure 62 Comments [6/26/2007 5:06:45 PM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 26717

Your very message to have religious tolerance proves that you have no religious tolerance for any beliefs beside your own.

PineapplePockets, dare2share 59 Comments [6/26/2007 5:06:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 26709

Abu Dhabi: A teenage girl will receive 60 lashes for having illicit sex with a man, the Federal Supreme Court has confirmed.

The girl, identified as R.A., who was 14 -years-old when the incident occurred, had sex with a man, identified as H.S. R.A. had been meeting with H.S. in secret, she told the public prosecution. The prosecution accused the two of adultery and khulwa [illegally staying together in a private place without being related].

The Al Ain court of First Instance sentenced R.A. to 60 lashes. It also sentenced H.S. to six months in jail but acquitted him of adultery for lack of evidence.

UAE Federal Supreme Court, Gulfnews 52 Comments [6/26/2007 6:47:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 26711

Buoyed by their demonstrated ability to silence the voters of Massachusetts, homosexual activists are now pushing to repeal a 1913 law that prevents homosexuals from coming from other states to "marry" in Massachusetts. The goal is to set the table for same-sex couples to "marry" in Massachusetts and to then return to their home states to file federal lawsuits raising the Full Faith and Credit Clause of the U.S. Constitution in an attempt to force those states to recognize Massachusetts "gay marriages." True to form, liberals plan to once again use activist courts to achieve what they were unable to accomplish through legitimate and democratic means.

If the 1913 law is repealed and homosexual activists have success with like-minded judges, then we can expect the "gay marriage" levy to break, flooding the countryside with Hurricane Katrina-like destruction to the marriage and family foundation upon which our society rests.

Matt Barber, Concerned Women for America 62 Comments [6/26/2007 6:46:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Captain Janeway

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Quote# 26714

Evolution is one thing turning into another, not changing to survive in an environment. Learn your science before debating here.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 73 Comments [6/26/2007 6:46:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 26696

This is I think the one of the most PAINFUL reality in Hell...knowing that you've given a chance to get rid of Hell, but for some arrogance reason and rebellious hearts (and some admirations to some famous so callled logical atheists), they ended up in Hell.

Can they say on that time, "Ahhh...it's too hot here...ahhhh...why I am here...f-ck me....why I am here...I should have believe God....ahhhh...it's painful here...ahhhh....fool...I am fool...ahhhh......I should have not believe those...ahhhhh....those....aahhhhh....liars!...."

And while that man is thinking about himself, somebody will spank him in his face...! His friend has hit him in the face....for his friend, too was influenced by him....

samurai, RichardDawkins.net 48 Comments [6/26/2007 4:51:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Suave

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Quote# 26697

Delusion is believing in something in the face of contrary evidence...all the evidence shows us that what the current evidence shows is not the actual truth, it also shows us that an absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, and that there are many things that are true that there is no evidence for....yet atheists do not believe these things anyway....

VitalOne, IIDB 47 Comments [6/26/2007 4:45:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 26708

[about Virginia Tech]

Got a wee bit-O-wisdom for you. It wasn't completely Cho's fault. HALF the culpability was his. HALF the big, bad joks who're NOW dead. YOU should've had compassion and understanding. Will you ever learn? Will this be like Columbine? Will this ever stop, Almighty Jok Holes? Probably not, with your pride and vanity. 33 dead?? O, boo-hoo. What America gets for slapping God in the face. STOP abortion. STOP homosexuality. STOP picking on the Losers (which are human beings, too. Humanity falls under His Divine Judgment when we perish). Or God’s not gunna STOP with His destructive wrath. Our worthless ego, not Jesus, is what’s preventing U.S. from reaching Heaven-Above. Let go, America! Let God! Choose right. Choose the Light. And win thy fight --->

KK_f, ACUI.org 52 Comments [6/26/2007 4:45:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 26683

(On local churches paying $700,000 to host CA evangelical entertainer Greg Laurie in Raleigh, NC):

A lot of people could have been fed and homeless people sheltered for $700K. But when that money ran out, those same folks would still be hungry and homeless. Greg Laurie, in preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ is giving people who accept it the ability to feed their souls and house their eternity. And that is worth all the money in the world.

Steve Crisp, WRAL.com 63 Comments [6/25/2007 11:00:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 26689

I know God word is true. I have animals and pets who live longer or shorter. And the weather yes it is a stormy summer but not severe like the elevolutionists says. God is working. Someimes it is hard to see him at work but God is always in control.

Taylor43, Christian Forums 40 Comments [6/25/2007 11:00:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 26682

Unlike those people who define "anti-Semitism" as ethnic bigotry, I define it as opposition to or ridicule of actual Jewish religious beliefs. If you ever reidicule the Jewish G-d or His Torah I can assure you I will request your expulsion from this forum as an anti-Semite. And I mean it.

Zionist Conspirator, Free Republic 29 Comments [6/25/2007 11:00:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Thomas Paine

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Quote# 26687

...God has blessed America. The rest of the world would have been more blessed if the commies, atheists and evos hadn't killed 259 million of them.

Coadie, CARM 36 Comments [6/25/2007 10:59:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 26716

Jesus was the Son of God and thus he had supernatural abilities as exemplified by the violation of natural laws such as gravity in being able to walk on water. This event was witnessed by many. Reliable eyewitness accounts are sufficient to convict people of murder and rape.

scarlets79, RichardDawkins.net 37 Comments [6/25/2007 10:59:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Suave

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Quote# 26713

No I have no plans to read any more science than I absolutely have to. Science is a sham and does not even come close to explaining anything about reality. I get my wisdom from other sources. Life, including biology, is nonscientific.

SuperSport, CARM 47 Comments [6/25/2007 5:14:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 26694

People believe in things like anti-matter, black holes, dark matter, etc.etc., because the high priests of science say there is anti-matter, black holes, and dark matter. I realized day before yesterday that I don't believe in anti-matter. Why should I? Because somebody told me that their equation proves it? Not good enough. I will have to see it a bowl of it on the table before I will believe in anti-matter, yet "scientific" types cheerily believe in anti-matter.

granthodges, Steorn forum 60 Comments [6/25/2007 4:39:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: nleseul

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Quote# 26699

America is changing. It is free if you are a liberal, a minority, or a sodomite. If you are a Bible believing Christian your rights are being taken away. The government is controlling more and more.

Mrs Debbie, Teens 4 Christ 63 Comments [6/25/2007 2:04:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 26680

[Responding to: We don't claim that thinking occurs in the heart.]

The Bible does - that settles it.

AV1611VET, ChristianForums 51 Comments [6/25/2007 1:55:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: Sleeker

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