FSTDT Quotes for January 2008

Quote# 34364

If it was approved and they started building a mosque then somebody should go in the night and douse the thing with gas a burn it down.
I would in a heartbeat.

turtle, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [1/31/2008 9:08:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 19
Submitted By: Christopher Lee

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Quote# 34355

as some one mentioned yesterday, if evolution was real then why are the other planets in the universe bare? they have been around just as long as earth, so why havent they 'evolved'? are they behind? lol creationism is the only true answer.

slo_han..., Yahoo Answers 21 Comments [1/31/2008 5:13:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 15

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Quote# 34335

So what is the point of living if all you have worked for is for nothing? And if this is people's one and only chance to live a life, why aren't they going completely by pleasure. I mean, if I knew that it would be nothingness after I died, I would live life to the fullest. Since there is no sin orpunishment, I would not to go work, for I could get everything just by stealing. Why would I want to waste my time cleaning? I wouldn't abide by the laws, for imagine how much fun it must be to be going 100 down a highway like some of these video games. Want a girl or guy and you aren't married to them, why go ahead and do it since there is nothing bad that can come out of it. Why not go out killing people for the fun of it? Want something a friend has, why not go ahead and take it from them? Joy to the world, I'm here to live my life as I wish!

Valandil517, Gaia Online 34 Comments [1/31/2008 3:54:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Natalie

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Quote# 34351

In addition, if we evolved from an ape-like ancestor and are nothing more than animals ourselves, where do we draw the line concerning who has “rights”? Maybe the apes and chimps in the zoo should also have the rights afforded to people. And why stop there because then we are discriminating against the lowly bacteria, with whom we share a common ancestry. Humans would be guilty of committing genocide every time they washed their hands with anti-bacterial soap!

Dr.Georgia Purdom, AiG 12 Comments [1/31/2008 3:24:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Shibori

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Quote# 34348

[Georgia critically reviewing scientific papers...again]

Although the title of the paper is, “Recent Acceleration of Human Adaptive Evolution,” the evidence instead supports the idea of adaptation, not evolution. Adaptation implies changes in the genetic makeup which allow an organism to survive better in a given environment. The changes or mutations do not add information but instead alter current genetic information which offers no mechanism for the common descent of all living things from single-celled ancestors. Perhaps the authors define evolution as “change in genetic makeup over time” in which case their title is accurate.

Georgia Purdom, Answers in Genesis 9 Comments [1/31/2008 3:24:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: LazyJones

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Quote# 34337

Semen is what comes out when you masturbate. Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body. If you go on wasting this liquid just to satisfy your sexual desire, you become a dull person and end up in hating yourself. This unnecessary wastage of the semen has a negative impact on ur nervous system and your memory. You develop loads of negativity in you and, in turn, you project all these negative emotions onto others. The youths of nowadays r perhaps ignorant of this that when they lose this liquid, they experience total or partial memory loss in exams, leading 2 failure. So, guys, u got it now.....did u???

World Vision, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [1/31/2008 1:32:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 22
Submitted By: Michael

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Quote# 34220

I think Obama's actions should speak louder than his words.

Would a Christian lay his hand on the bible or the koran?

would a real american by heart refuse to pledge allegiance to our flag and our country?

His actions tell me he is not for America and is not a christian.

A vote for obama is a vote for islam is a vote against the United States.

BlessedinHim, Rapture Ready 82 Comments [1/30/2008 11:36:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 34336

There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!

I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.

Uberbeliever, CF 183 Comments [1/30/2008 11:27:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 37

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Quote# 34341

SteveG: “Find me one shred of evidence that dinosaurs and dogs lived at the same time.”

ASaltyDog: “Easy: the zoological, historical, and soteriological implications of the biblical revelation. In short, if dinosaurs and dogs didn’t live at the same time, I would still be in my sins. But I am not in my sins, so therefore dinosaurs and dogs must have lived at the same time.”

ASaltyDog, World On the Web 61 Comments [1/30/2008 11:26:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 17
Submitted By: Patashu

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Quote# 34326

[when asked why Eve wasn't surprised to see a talking snake]

Because it was normal.

The bible says that the snake was considered an intelligent creature.

I suspect that the snake was actually a dragon, which every society has a reference to as being intelligent enough to communicate, and yet, calls it "worm" and "Snake".

TexasSky, www.christianforums.com 41 Comments [1/30/2008 8:17:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Brain

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Quote# 34325

I can't believe your audacity. We live in a death culture where people are contracepting, murdering children on a daily basis (abortion), and the world's population is growing eerily older as we speak. There will be no more children to support your sorry bum when you are older. Why?? Because NO ONE is having children!!! There will be no more social security and no more "workers" in your nursing home. Why?? Because you all chose to have no more children. Look at Europe!! The Muslims are taking over because the Europeans are too selfish to have kids of their own!!!!!!
God Bless You.

KP, Mark Morford's Hate Mail 60 Comments [1/30/2008 4:58:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Sayna

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Quote# 34313

Remember, the Lord will heap coals of fire on your enemies heads if you pray for them. I always take pleasure in picturing jerks with a pile of hot coals on their heads...

Mona, myspace blog 59 Comments [1/30/2008 2:47:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 34310

I agree with you. Im a Christian and I respect gays and their rights but Im against gay marriage. Like Meaty said people can do anything they want now then.....and at this rate people might soon go off and marry animals. You dont see animals being gay do you? The natural way is with a man and a woman. (Its how God designed it.)

spartan117, PE2K 57 Comments [1/30/2008 12:02:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 34297

They [the American Psychological Association] have a homosexual organization, are the greatest form of radical indoctrination in the US, monopolize industry (medicine, advertising, education), instruct immorality in everything they do, are rationalistic, secularist, a sort of "secret brotherhood" like masonry, they are responsible for a huge number of abortion referrals every year, who says they "help" people, rather they practice a false religion, or anti-religion.

firebrand, Catholic Answers Forums 29 Comments [1/30/2008 9:53:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 34300

You know when you claim that something is supported by science, it better be supported by science, otherwise you look silly.
Hiding after thousands/millions/billions/trillions of years is not science.

This is a question to all evolutionists: Do you believe that you evolved from a rock? I give you all the time you need. Trillions of years, even more, take all you want.

Futurity, Darkfall Off-Topic 45 Comments [1/30/2008 9:46:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Simmy

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Quote# 34288

What should we do? Kill all the muslims in America? There is NO answer to this problem except Jesus. If America refuses Jesus as the answer, than the only way to end the Islamification of the US is through a united effort of ALL those who oppose this to do whatever it takes to remove them from our society, dead or alive. This isn't a Christian response to the problem, but if Americans refuse to follow Jesus and His commands and repent of all the Lies and Deceptions then this will be the only option left.
Passing laws in the legistative body and even rulings of the Supreme Court of the US will do NOTHING to stop the Islamafication of the US. Civil War will be the only thing that will spring out from this, as well as posted on another thread about the Mexicans wanting to wage war against the American culture that doesn't embrace the illegal aliens in this country.
Civil War is brewing in this country, won't be long before we need to take up arms to defend our freedoms in this country.

inhisglory2007, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [1/30/2008 5:48:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: FundasaurasRex

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Quote# 34301

[Winner of the "Easier is always better"-award]

In my new studies into the question of origins, I came across so many things that were confusing to the evolutionary scientists, such as “older” aged rock layers being on top of the “younger” layers. They couldn’t explain it easily, but creationist research could.

Cindy Richmond, Answers in Genesis 22 Comments [1/30/2008 4:30:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: LazyJones

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Quote# 34276

(Since atheism is NOT a religion making the idea of all politicians governing on strictly secular principles is NOT violating their freedom of religion.)

WRONG. Your Secular Progressive Atheism Mandate is contrary to whatever religion they presume. You're telling me to contradict my religious freedoms. I'll take freedom over the tyranny you offer any day.

NWalterstorf, GameFAQs 20 Comments [1/30/2008 4:28:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Winston Jen

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Quote# 34271

You know, I wish there would be a crack in the space time continuem and bring back our founding fathers and set all these people straight!! That would be awesome!! I wonder how many of our senate and house would get hung for treason, sedition? It should be public too just like it used to be!!

morninglories, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [1/30/2008 2:53:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 34260

Why would I believe that man comes from polar bear? Have you heard of the word sarcasm? HAHA. You guys believe in anything like monkeys came from bacteria and bacteria from random chemical reactions. Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA.

America has dealt with atheists before in the form of communists. The killing spree of atheists is not over yet, Ameica has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well. Europe has become atheist also and America has to deal with them too in some future time.

spidermean2, Washington Post 50 Comments [1/30/2008 12:20:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 34258

The birds define where the face of the 2-heavens starts because some birds can’t fly.
Apparently at that time there were some birds that could fly on the edge of what God defines as outer space. I’m not sure if there are still birds that do this during migratory flights or not. Does anybody know?

The Welders Wife, CSE blogs 69 Comments [1/29/2008 10:32:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 34244

[After being told repeatedly there was no "first human"]

I know better than to waste my time with "scientists." In my opinion, evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human, and if this is how you justify its denial, have a good day.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 69 Comments [1/29/2008 5:25:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Jeremy PC

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Quote# 34231

Creation as described genesis is a reality... and of course there is an evolution of things (the reason why you look like a combo of your mom and dad) but you cannot evolve outside your class. Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom..... You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation.... but if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years and then fell off a tree, tail was cut off, and we got jobs and became humans.... that is fine .... you can believe you are made in the image of a monkey.
But I prefer to see you and all people as something special and unique - Godlike.

michael, Boycott Chuck Norris 62 Comments [1/29/2008 4:43:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Mister DNA

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Quote# 34242

[You think it's good to slaughter men whose religious beliefs differ from yours?]

It can be, if their beliefs are, for example, unrepentant Nazism or Islamofascism. As for killing their children, even that may be morally defensible. I know your reaction will be "you have GOT to be kidding," but I am not. More on that later, this is way too long. Note that the Isrealites were never ordered to rape.

Needless to say, the bible balances justice with mercy. I dare say we are sometimes too squeamish for what justice requires.

seeker, Greta Christina's blog 48 Comments [1/29/2008 4:39:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Detrs

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Quote# 34250

The real origins of evolution is Hinduism and the reincarnation theory. That is the first time we hear of species changing form.

speakout, christianforums.com 46 Comments [1/29/2008 4:34:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: plindboe

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