FSTDT Quotes for April 2010

Quote# 72644

When I was young {early 20s} I used to attend the first few Earth Day celebrations thinking the movement was cool. I was not a Christian and totally suggestible to the dark agendas of countless groups that began quietly attaching themselves to this movement.

Earth Day is not an innocent, positive celebration of life as it's leaders insist. It is NOT about recycling cans and bottles or "going green". Radical feminists use the day to promote infanticide or remaining childless altogether to protect the air we breathe. And don't get me started on the marajuana advocates ..... Earth Day is a pothead's dream.

Atheists, false religions, and apostate Christians embrace this day because they need something--ANYTHING-- to fill the vacuum in their empty hearts. Satan is always more than willing to oblige.

BarbT, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [4/30/2010 6:28:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 73

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Quote# 72618

[Shiny, shiny mirror. From a RR thread whining about Muslims suppressing free speech:]

They have had NUMEROUS shows mocking the Lord in terrible ways. One was a South Park episode that had "God, you there? It's me , Jesus" and the plot was as follows from the website:"They want God to appear and Jesus tries to get him but cannot.This is a pretty funny and good South Park episode!"

I hope the show just gets shut down permanently because it's just pure filth........

vhowell, RR 39 Comments [4/30/2010 7:11:45 AM]
Fundie Index: 36

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Quote# 72605

I am an avid supporter of Hovind and his ministries. I also believe the counts on which he was charged are without base, that the income tax itself was never established as an actual law, and none will find it anywhere. You can ask a judge, IRS officials, any law-enforcement officer, or anyone at all and they will not be able to show you the law, because it DOESN'T EXIST. Watch "America: Freedom to Fascism" to discover the real truth behind Hovind's main alleged "crime": income tax. And even then, his ministry was a church, and all money in was considered "gifts" from supporters, so technically, even if the income tax was actually a lawful tax, Hovind still wouldn't be violating any principles this law lays down. The only reason anyone discovered his actions was Beka Horton, who hated him for exposing Pensacola Christian College as a... to put it lightly, an unfriendly school regarding security and inside sourcing (spying). She blew the whistle on him out of spite, and she'll be answering to God for what she did, putting an innocent man in jail where he doesn't belong.

Rod Alexander Alerasoul, Free Hovind 47 Comments [4/30/2010 6:45:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 50

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Quote# 72604

Homosexuals have no history of slavery, Jim Crow, lynching or being legally defined as 2/3 of a person. I have known people who have been delivered from homosexuality. I have never known anyone to be delivered from being black. The Democrat Party's commitment to abortion, homosexuality and moral relativism is an affront to the values of the black Christian community. It is a 'Coalition of the godless.' Black Christians do not belong in a 'coalition of the godless,' and should not vote for those who are.

Bishop E.W. Jackson, Right Wing Watch 54 Comments [4/30/2010 6:45:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 60
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

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Quote# 72603

[About public funds going to Christian groups/programs/etc.]

Given that the large majority of taxpayers are Christians, it is intolerable that atheists should have the final say on how taxes are spent.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 39 Comments [4/30/2010 6:44:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 63
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

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Quote# 72591

Wow, what a great thread idea [if I were President]. Since I get to change anything I want, here are a few I'd start with.

1. Fire Congress
2. Apologize to Israel
3. Stop abortions
4. Bring God back into our schools and every other place they took him out of
5. Make our government about 1/4 the size it is now...its way too big now.
6. Create a law that says, if you pass it Congress, you get to reap the rewards right along with the rest of us, so think before you sign the thing into law.
7. Take better care of our military guys, show them the love and respect they deserve.
8. Bring back the Constitution and all it stands for
9. Make it NOT PC *politically correct* to say even one bad word about God...not sure I worded this one right but you guys get my meaning!
10. Last buy not least..if I was the president I'd be Obama I guess, so I'd fire myself and repent!

cm4jesus, Rapture Ready 110 Comments [4/29/2010 9:58:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 110
Submitted By: Shifty Eyes

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Quote# 72588

(During a schoolboard review of the biology textbook "Asking About Life.")

Speaking to the board, Zimmermann said he had been approached by his son and other Farragut students (who he said are also his Sunday School pupils) who were upset about the implication that Christian beliefs are myths. In the ensuing board discussion, it became apparent that several board members, including Buttry, Robert Bratton, Sam Anderson, and Patrick Richmond, were sympathetic to Zimmermann’s sense of grievance. Debate quickly moved beyond the semantics of the word “myth” to broader concerns, with Anderson declaring, “I personally believe that there has to be some intelligence in the design of life, and no science teacher would ever be able to convince me different than that. It didn’t just happen in Walden’s Pond.”

Kurt Zimmermann, metro pulse 37 Comments [4/29/2010 9:56:37 AM]
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Quote# 72585

There are 40,000 Americans trapped in the atheistic U.K. right now who desperately need a break from the liberal censorship over there. They are like being stranded in the desert without any water.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 76 Comments [4/29/2010 9:55:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 92
Submitted By: Night Jaguar

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Gravity

It's fucking magical

Quote# 72561

How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.

Jona * D, Yahoo Answers 124 Comments [4/29/2010 9:45:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 184
Submitted By: Catherine

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Quote# 72554

An Indonesian court has ruled to uphold a 1965 blasphemy law that allows for criminal penalties and bans on people or groups that "distort'' the central tenets of six officially recognised religions.

The court on Monday rejected a petition by moderate Muslims, religious minorities, democracy advocates and rights groups against the law in a case seen as a major test of the mainly Muslim country's pluralism.

The law carries a maximum punishment of five years for beliefs that deviate from the orthodox versions of six sanctioned faiths - Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Catholicism, Protestantism and Confucianism.

Indonesian court, Al Jazeera English 25 Comments [4/29/2010 9:38:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 49

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Quote# 72551

That said I would also like to clarify a few things. Yes, I did encourage Alexius to go buy a
gun and kill his crush. Yes, in fact I do admire Cho, The Columbine Duo, George Sodini and any
other individual who has found the courage to do what they did and both deliver a warning to
society and at the same time challenge our collective morality. I will neither retract,
apologize or somehow make my opinion more palatable. I have stood by my comments and I will
continue to do so. If you have a problem with that somehow ruining the forums for you, then
tough shit. I'm the owner and I say what I want whereas at a moments notice I can restrict
your right to do the same.

Rammspieler, love-shy.com 117 Comments [4/29/2010 9:37:24 AM]
Fundie Index: 102
Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr

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Quote# 72549

I was recently having a "Discussion" with a catholic, actually, it was more of a debate. They actually believe that they aren't praying to Mary (though, that is what it really is), they believe that they are praying THROUGH Mary, and that Jesus has to listen to her, as he has to respect the commandment about honoring your father and mother. I tried every piece of scripture I could think of, and common sense with this person, and could not get her to see the light of day on the issue. They just can't see that they are praying to someone other than God, and they can't see that it is wrong. So deep is the indoctrination, that they seem to be blind to the truth. I ended up coming to the conclusion that the only thing left that I could do for this person is to pray. No matter what I presented to her, she responded with the catholics stance on that verse, not reading it, and seeing it for what it is. It was like arguing with a brick wall.

[Emphasis added]

Magog, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [4/29/2010 9:35:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 59
Submitted By: M.M.

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Quote# 72540

This was a ploy to shut Hovind up. He was on to something and THEY KNEW IT.. If men were to realize they were NOT monkeys by accident, but rather were subject to an Almighty God who gave them unalienable rights, then this would pee in the cheerios of any Darwinistic/Marxist government that would try to oppress them or control them. Down with the NWO!!

Ryan Cavanaugh, FreeHovind 100 Comments [4/26/2010 3:24:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 88

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Quote# 72538

Abortion shares many similarities to the ideas of Adolf Hitler. Hitler believed in the forced "evolution" of humanity through the death of all those who were not Aryan, most notably including Jews. He viewed non-Aryans as inferior. A common reason for abortion is to kill those who suffer from physical and mental issues, a form of eugenics. This is akin to Hitler's murdering those he considered inferior.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 84 Comments [4/26/2010 3:24:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 77
Submitted By: Malkyrian

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Quote# 72530

How many scientists have created something out of nothing? Zero? Not even a stick of juicy fruit gum? Amazing when you compare that to the creation of the entire universe. Well, I guess I’ll leave all you sophistimicated smart folks alone now, and go back to thumping my Bible. P.S.–If atheists are just as capable of being as moral and decent as believers, how come they all seem to be insufferable a$$holes like you, Phil?

cgray Says: , Bad Astronomy 62 Comments [4/26/2010 4:09:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 78

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Quote# 72516

You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, "Hey, you know, I'm looking around. The earth hadn't opened up. There's no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping." I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes -- airspace has more affected -- than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they're telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they're telling people, "There aren't any seats until at least April 22nd," basically a week from now. It's got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don't know whether it's a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it's a rebirth, God speaking.

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh Show 109 Comments [4/26/2010 4:03:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 90

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Quote# 72505

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran Friday prayer.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper. "We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."

Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, The Times of India 65 Comments [4/26/2010 3:29:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 94
Submitted By: Mudak

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Quote# 72501

[Hospitals using medicaid/medicare funding must allow homosexuals visitation rights]

Quote Originally Posted by MrMannn
All religious hospitals will no longer take Medicare or medicaid patients.
Problem solved.

It will be an opportunity to see which 'religious' hospitals truly seek to serve the Savior...and which pay him lip service while actually worshiping at the altar of the almighty dollar.

MrMannn & ehbowen, RR 52 Comments [4/26/2010 3:27:27 AM]
Fundie Index: 53

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Quote# 72499

[National Day of Prayer deemed unconstitutional]

Don't you all see what is going on? They are just paving the way for Shariah law.

heart_changed99, RR 76 Comments [4/25/2010 6:38:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 99

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Quote# 72498

[Judge deems national "Day of Prayer" unconstitutional]

It still boggles my mind how hard atheists are willing to work, in order to make sure they never hear anything about what they don't believe in. I mean, it's like me going to court to outlaw any talk of the Tooth Fairy, because I don't believe in her and it offends me that some people do. (Sorry if that spills the beans for some of you. ) Just ridiculous.

midwestmama, RR 60 Comments [4/25/2010 6:38:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 41

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Quote# 72494

[Scientists researching methods of incorporating DNA from three people into an embryo in order to limit risk of genetic illness]

Besides giving me the creeps, this cannot be good in the eyes of God. Something tells me He'll put a stop to this sooner rather than later. To say that our God hates competition is to put it mildly. There is only one God and one creator of life. They are playing w/ fire.

sunshine2777, RR 54 Comments [4/25/2010 6:37:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 48

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Quote# 72492

Gays are not icky - my neighbors are dykes & sweet old hags. The only neighbors I like, actually. But their sexual life is deviant, immoral & unnatural. GAG. Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are. I know this and admit it. We are all sinners. Period.

That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect. Gays refuse to. Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume.

Do I go around telling children that drinking is normal & good? NEVER. Do I demand special rights just for me? NEVER. Just live your life your way and, again, STFU.

carmen, Moonbattery 53 Comments [4/25/2010 6:37:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 56
Submitted By: M.M.

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Quote# 72482

"Untill i took courses in womens studies, i had never though about things like women being paid less than men for the same jobs, or women being objectified by the media, or how the word guys excludes women. The readings and discussion in classes helped me see these things and start to challenge a lot of ways women are seen and treated"

Fucking kill me know if this is the type of woman thats left to date. If this is the case id rather go gay. Stuff like this makes me want to kill all women and replace them with female type androids complete with realistic vaginas; then we wont have to worry about women turning men into second class citizens as revenge for all the years of percieved "oppression" which is what feminism is; revenge.

SociallyInept, love-shy.com 103 Comments [4/25/2010 6:33:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 99
Submitted By: David

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Quote# 72477

[Re: Icelandic volcano eruption]

God has the people in a "time out" for their behavior.

They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!

I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?

Cindy S, RR 76 Comments [4/25/2010 6:31:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 60
Submitted By: Blago

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Quote# 72476

I think you should belong in a different nation as you dont like the basis of this one. Or maybe you should start a revolution.
Aethiesim exists here only because thre god fearing allow it. The founders call them infidels . None would have ever been elected back then. Jefferson had to constantly remind people he was a true christian.

We get our rights from god. If you dont believe in god then count yourself lucky the rest of us do and therefore allow even non believers these rights.

Penrod, Sean Hannity Forum 52 Comments [4/25/2010 6:30:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 55
Submitted By: ooh_child

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