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Conan O'Brien, former host of NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien show since 1993, host of The Tonight Show, and now hosting his own show again in California... makes a mockery of Hell. In a despicable song titled “Go To Hell When I Die” by a group of perverts who call themselves The Booty Boys, Conan is the featured singer. Conan has really hit rock bottom with this sleaze. Here are the sinful lyrics:
Editor's note: The lyrics cited in this story may be offensive.
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I can't be saved, it's too late for me
I'm going to H-E Double L when I D-I-E
You could say I'm messed up, but I'm keepin' it real
I'll sleep with your mom for a home cooked meal
Give a guy with no legs a new pair of shoes
And give Ben Affleck a bottle of booze
I Call up Nick Lechey, tell him he's gay
Then ask Jessica to spell Chevrolet
Chorus
I sent Al Roker a box of crullers
With a dozen jelly donuts and a staple remover
I sent Abe Vigoda a cookie basket
With some flowers and a catalogue to pick out a casket
Jacked Michael J. Fox for his time machine
Then I grabbed a couple hookers and Charlie Sheen
And got 'em all to take a trip back in time with me
So we could pee on R. Kelly when he turned 14
Chorus
I pick Kirstie Alley up out of the gutter
Throw her in a ring with Sally Struthers
Cover them with syrup and melted butter
And see how long it takes before they eat each other
I challenge Stephen Hawkings to some one on one
Slam dunk on that bitch like Alan Iverson
Tried to race Andy Dick but he lost control
Ran his mother-f**king car into Billy Joel
Chorus
Push an old lady down a flight of stairs
And pull out the rest of Ron Howard's hair
And lock a PETA member in a room full of bears
And hook Gary Coleman up with a job at the fair
Keep an unofficial count of Star Jones' chins
Cast Hillary Swank and Matt Damon as twins
Start a petition that Conan will hate
Get the Tonight Show cancelled in 2008
Do you think God is humored by such wickedness? Do you think God laughs in good humor while unsaved sinners sing about going to Hell. God's wrath rests upon all Christ-rejecting sinners. Psalm 7:11 states that God is angry with the wicked EVERY DAY. We read in Proverb 14:9, “Fools make a mock at sin...”
To no surprise, Conan O'Brien legally officiated over Late Night TV's first same-sex marriage in New York on November 4, 2011. The Jewish wedding between 'Conan' costume designer Scott Cronick and his partner David Gorshein drew nation media attention, as the controlled media told hundreds of networks exactly what to say. It was weird to say the least. You can watch both videos here, the wedding and the media announcements the previous day.
Kindly said, Conan is a fool. In fact, all of the Late Night comedy hosts are fools. Their shows recognize, idolize and promote fools. All they do is joke about sin—homosexuality, adultery, drunkenness and going to Hell. In another episode, Conan portrays Jesus as being a homosexual voyeur (a viewer who enjoys seeing the sex acts or sex organs of others). This is how they portray the sinless Lamb of God on TV. This is the horrible way they mock and desecrate the Son of God.
Most of their guests do the same. Everything is about sex, perversion, illegal-drugs, mocking God, et cetera. Why should God bless America?
Conan sings that he's going to Hell when he dies. Sadly, he will one day be condemned out of the words of his own mouth. Matthew 12:36, “But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.” How much more shall men give account for blasphemy?
Conan's Catholic religion won't help him escape the fires of Hell on Judgment Day. ONLY through the blood of Jesus Christ can anyone be saved; NOT through religion.
One day Conan will meet his Maker and have to give account for his sinful mockery of going to Hell. The Bible teaches in Romans 1:18 that unrighteous men “hold the truth in unrighteousness.” That is, even in the midst of the wickedness they commit, they know the truth. Conan knows that he's going to Hell, and he shakes his fist in God's face. We see the same rebellion in SIN CITY Las Vegas. They call it “sin city” because they know their works are evil. Yet, they don't care because they love the wages of unrighteousness.
I don't condemn anyone, for the Bible condemns all of us as guilty, rotten, hell-deserving, sinners (Romans 3:10-23). For someone to openly sing with cheer that they're going to burn in Hell is truly heart-breaking. Hell is forever!
Conan, just as Mandy Moore, and other God-haters, has sold his soul to Satan. Why would anyone joke of such a horrible place as Hell, where lost sinners burn in fire forever? Evidently Conan doesn't take Hell very seriously. I pray for his salvation; but as Jesus said in Luke 18:24, “How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God!”
"In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power." —2nd Thessalonians 1:8,9
Is it a joke to you also? God is not willing for any to perish (2nd Peter 3:9). Please come to Christ while you still can.
David J. Stewart,
Jesus is Saviour 16 Comments [6/30/2015 2:43:22 AM]
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