Quote# 126797

what the Mandela effect really is

the Mandela effect is NOT something changing in the physical world (example: names and words change in printed books, a person once thought dead turns out to be alive).

the reality is that alternative physical dimensions/realities exist and for some reason peoples CONSCIOUSNESS (which is separate from the physical body) keep hopping across these worlds.

All that's happened is that your non physical consciousness has somehow shifted to your replica in another physical world where the name you're scratching your head about was always spelled that way and the person you thought was dead is actually live.

in other words, its not them, its you. you're the stranger from another world that's in a new world that you were not born into.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [4/30/2017 1:07:43 PM]
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Quote# 126779

Could Edward SNOWDEN be Cadwaladr, The Great Welsh Prince returned per legend, to defeat the anglophile world?

Just a theory I came up with, but the name Snowden is certainly from North Wales, and no one has done more to harm the emerging Anglo-American police state and world government than this great-great-grandson (pronounced Kad-wall-uh-der) of Wales.

Here is a link about the legend of Cadwaladr and Cynan (pronounced Koo-nen), two early Welsh warriors who fought the Saxons and are rumored to return one day and defeat them:

[link to hefenfelth.wordpress.com (secure)]

Everyone knows the story of King Arthur, but many think his retunr will be from from Wessex, or even from Cornwall. This author (and many others) think the fiercest resistance to the final decline of the Britons (which was found in North Wales) will also be the "birthplace" of "the once and future king," Cadwaladr!

Something you may not have known about Snowden:

(from wikipedia):

"On May 7, 2004, Snowden enlisted in the United States Army Reserve as a Special Forces candidate through its 18X enlistment option, but he did not complete the training. He said he wanted to fight in the Iraq War because he "felt like [he] had an obligation as a human being to help free people from oppression." Snowden said he was discharged after breaking both legs in a training accident. He was discharged on September 28, 2004."

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [4/29/2017 12:50:33 PM]
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Quote# 126778

Why are TPTB so against tobacco smoking? Is it somehow good for you?

With all the anti-smoking legislation, etc. I'm starting to wonder if there's something to smoking that's somehow beneficial.

Does it fight the crap they're putting in the chemtrails? Kill some new virus they're preparing for us? Make it hard to mind-control us through HAARP or something?

Damn. I guess maybe I am paranoid. Or I read too much conspiracy.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [4/29/2017 12:50:27 PM]
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Quote# 126777

The Truth About Trump,The Zionist Media And The Deep State.

Trump is a prop of the Deep State, used by the Zionist media to distract from their ISIS army slaughtering civilians overseas.

If we got real news we would throw up seeing how much evil America is doing around the world.

We are to the point where it is wall to wall Trump analysis to keep the "News" off TV.

Trump is a fool in a dunce cap set out for the people to pillory and spit on. This keeps them from asking questions.

Trump is not a smart man and so every idiotic comment he spews provides cover for the Deep State.

When the Communist Chinese and the Godless Russians look like economic benefactors and arbiters of peace and political stability in the world you know America is FUCKED UP.

They flooded the Internet with so much Fake News that used to be called Propaganda when people actually had literacy, that they pushed the 9/11 Truth movement to the far margins.

They had to do this because the truthers would have revealed how Western globalists and Zionists have created a Fake Muslim Army to reshape the Middle East for Western Corporate control.

The fake Muslim army called ISIS could turn around and blow up in Europes face if they start marching West in their Toyota Trucks.

Real FACT, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [4/29/2017 12:50:16 PM]
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Quote# 126776

The Pope is the kingpin of Satan's Globalist cabal. Trump has become the most prominent Nationalist in the world.

Globalist [“elites”] are top level minions of Satan, the “god of this world.”
Globalist human kingpin is the pope
Globalist had POTUS minions for decades
Globalist have Trillions of $ with which to bribe
Globalist have files on everybody that is anybody
Globalist have death squads
Globalist have access to all kinds of weapons
Globalist have CIA minion.
Globalist have MSMedia minion
Globalist are creating the One World Government
Globalist One World Government is ordained to come to be.
Globalist have planned for decades
Globalist will bring down Trump and the Nationalist and end “sovereign” USA and end the “sovereign” nations of Europe.

JWP, Godlike Productions 2 Comments [4/29/2017 12:49:57 PM]
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Quote# 126755

Keeping all of this in mind, and besides suggesting that this is all just a series of random events that has resulted in the mess the world is currently in, I offer the following convoluted theory: Israel helped pull off 9/11 with the intention of ultimately destroying Islam (not Muslim people, but the religion of Islam). Israel was not hated by Palestinians and its neighbours because it is a Jewish nation. It was hated because of its treatment of the Palestinian people. The West was hated by non-Western Muslims because of terrible foreign policies that harmed countries with Muslim-majority populations. Israel knew it could not survive unless it destroyed the root of the problem behind its enemies' actions. Palestinians were just an expression of Islam and they would always be protected by others who followed Islam. If Palestinians were destroyed, the backlash from Islam would be too severe to withstand alone. Therefore, they needed the West's help.

For whatever reason, Israel did not expect the overall USA population to even want to question if 9/11 was suspicious. You could say they were counting on most of the population to support the official story and therefore go along with everything that followed as being justified. This became problematic because people began questioning why they ought to support what followed instead of following what happened automatically. It was important for Israel to go into damage control and deflect attention away from them because if most USA citizens were aware that Israel was involved in 9/11, Israel would face the same fate as if they destroyed the Palestinians, i.e. annihilation. Therefore more time had to be spent deflecting attention away from itself than warning the world about the dangers of Islamic extremism.

To put it as concisely as I can: Israel is very likely to have played a part in the events of 9/11 to force the West to destroy Islam. Their ultimate goal (the destruction of Islam) was not done solely for the survival of Israel itself, but to protect the world from being overtaken by Islam. It was a sort of an extreme version of “the ends justify the means” — it does not matter (from a moral sense) what you have to do to achieve the goal, as long as you do achieve it, then the outcome (Christian-Judeo as the dominant values that could not be threatened is far better than the alternative: Islamic values as the dominant values that cannot be overthrown). Let me make this clear: I do NOT support the use of the “end justifies the means” approach and do not excuse or condone such disgusting behaviour on Israel's part if what I have theorised is indeed true.

Dark Ghost, Above Top Secret 3 Comments [4/28/2017 2:42:07 PM]
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Quote# 126753

The Dinosaurs died off when the Moon came

This is just an idea but basically our planet is just an experiment from the grays. They infused their genes with 2 million year old monkeys and made us. It's the missing peice to our understanding of our origins.

i kept thinking; I have to be going outside in nature; that is what animals have always done; that is what humans thrive in is being in nature because we evolved in nature for 2 million years, yet i dont like going in nature, it seems pointless, i like sitting in my room, thinking, sitting on the computer, stimulating my mind. Why can't I be like a crow? Or a cat? Enjoying the beauty and adventure of the outdoors?

After learning much more, it makes sense now why i do this.

So my idea was; the animals on this planet would not even be as beautiful as they are now if not for the Moon's presence in their evolution.

The gray aliens wanted to experiment with life and see how doing some amazing things would shape the life. Before the aliens came there was no moon (this is all just an idea but who knows). The dinosaurs naturally got terrified at night time, there was just a giant sun in the day and absolute darkness at night. This made them more blunt and stern. No comfort. To make them feel more comfortable they tried to be as BIG as they could for when the night time came to defend themselves. With only 1 giant body in the sky they were much more simple minded. "Narrow direction of beliefs."

Everything changes our imagination and perception, including the sun and moon, largely. When aliens brought (just an idea) the moon, the dinosaurs all of a sudden felt SO relaxed at night, and they felt like they were so big and scary for no reason. Smaller animals took advantage of this moon+light and they scurried and scavenged in the night. They felt a warm peace as night time came. The dinosaurs were built to do absolutely NOTHING at night.

What are the chances of the sun and moon being the exact same size in the sky. The moon's mean angular diameter is 0.52 degrees, and the sun's angular diameter 0.53 degrees. The moon's smallest (0.49d) to it's biggest size (0.56d) is only a difference of 14%. On average they are the exact same size. What are the chances of that occuring in nature? Very low.

When the moon was introduced (possibly) the simple minded dinosaurs adapted to a lone sun, died out. There was no use for all their adaptions. Smaller animals could now thrive as the moon took out their primitive desire to dominate. Simple minded animals can only thrive to be large and powerful. When the moon comforts your soul you start to enjoy life and be more comfortable. Just imagine it for yourself; there is no moon and only the sun and night and you are a dinosaur. When that sun comes up; DOMINATE. Now imagine you are a dinosaur; all of a sudden there is a moon. You have lived with only a sun; and have a simple mind; you start having higher and comfortable beliefs; you fall to the ground and die.

This planet is all just one big experiment from the grays. Even the small other life like bears and crows are not natural because they are shaped from the moon.

Chicken Sal, Alien Hub 9 Comments [4/28/2017 2:40:54 PM]
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Quote# 126741

Alarmed by reports that a computer program has “learned” to play Texas Hold ‘Em so efficiently that it can now defeat professional poker players, End Times radio host Rick Wiles warned on his “Trunews” radio broadcast yesterday that it is now only a matter of time before Satan takes over the world using a “global brain.”

Because Texas Hold ‘Em involves bluffing, Wiles is convinced that computers are now learning how to lie—and since Satan is “the father of all lies,” it stands to reason that we will soon have “demon-possessed artificially intelligent robots” controlling the world.

“If you have a machine that is capable of lying, then it has to be connected to Lucifer,” he said. “Now we’re back to the global brain. This is where they’re going. They’re building a global brain that will embody Lucifer’s mind and so Lucifer will be deceiving people through the global brain.”

To make matters worse, Wiles warned, demon-possessed robots will soon start replacing human workers, resulting in massive unemployment, which is why the “deep state” is planning to start a global war for the purpose of killing off all those people who are no longer needed.

“I’m going to tell you where I think this is going,” he said. “I think the deep state planners have already figured this out and they have scheduled a massive war to eliminate tens of millions, perhaps hundreds of millions, of useless eaters. I really believe that.”

Rick Wiles, Right Wing Watch 5 Comments [4/28/2017 2:35:37 PM]
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Quote# 126738

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mad wax sturd wax mad blurg, Youtube 14 Comments [4/28/2017 2:15:34 PM]
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Quote# 126715

Now a new theory has emerged by a U.S. ecologist who says that conditions such as bad backs and sunburn suggest humans did not evolve alongside other life on Earth and that in fact Humans were dropped off on Earth by aliens. He even suggests that Earth might even be a “prison planet” since humans are naturally a violent species and unfit to be amongst civilized Aliens. In a new book, HUMANS ARE NOT FROM EARTH: A SCIENTIFIC EVALUATION OF THE EVIDENCE, Dr. Ellis Silver says aliens put humans our planet as recently as tens of thousands of years ago. And that why he says the human race have defects that mark it of being ‘not of this world’.

In his book, Dr. Ellis Silver points to a number of physiological features to make his case for why humans did not evolve alongside other life on Earth. ‘Mankind is supposedly the most highly developed species on the planet, yet is surprisingly unsuited and ill-equipped for Earth’s environment: harmed by sunlight, a strong dislike for naturally occurring foods, ridiculously high rates of chronic disease, and more,” he says. He also finds it strange that babies’ heads are so large and make it difficult for women to give birth, which can result in fatalities of the mother and infant. No other native species on this planet has this problem, he says.

Here are other claims the good Doctor makes:

“The Earth approximately meets our needs as a species, but perhaps not as strongly as whoever brought us here initially thought,” Silver said in an interview with Yahoo news.

“I believe that many of our problems stem from the simple fact that our internal body clocks have evolved to expect a 25 hour day (this has been proven by sleep researchers), but the Earth’s day is only 24 hours. This is not a modern condition – the same factors can be traced all the way back through mankind’s history on Earth.”

“Mankind is supposedly the most highly developed species on the planet, yet is surprisingly unsuited and ill-equipped for Earth’s environment: harmed by sunlight, a strong dislike for naturally occurring (raw) foods, ridiculously high rates of chronic disease, and more. Plus there’s a prevailing feeling among many people that they don’t belong here or that something “just isn’t right.”

“This suggests (to me at least) that mankind may have evolved on a different planet, and we may have been brought here as a highly developed species.”

“One reason for this, discussed in the book, is that the Earth might be a prison planet – since we seem to be a naturally violent species – and we’re here until we learn to behave ourselves.”

“The Earth approximately meets our needs as a species, but perhaps not as strongly as whoever brought us here initially thought.”

“Lizards can sunbathe for as long as they like. We can just about get away with it for a week or two. But day after day in the sun forget it. You might as well just lie down on the freeway and wait for a bus to hit you.”

Dr. Ellis Silver, Science Vibe 6 Comments [4/28/2017 2:13:15 PM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 126643

The Human Spirit must be broken to make us opt into a leveled society; Stigmatize +satirize + parodize, eyeballing humans through inbreeder’s eyes,
when religious cultures around the world seek to pressure parents for 100’sof years to train children to adopt fealty to the last of our species to stand
on two legs, the vile stink on our species who generated out of the deserts and treeless heights of its own making, and has been targeting Humans
+ all other species, innately bent on scorching Earth + everything that lives here, cultures around the world raise children to be eyeballers of other by
rendering us of a reduced level of Humanity than when we were born, the Human Spirit must be broken to make Humans opt into hierarchy,
bullies need hierarchical cultures to thrive, religions teach new recruits little nick names for other people’s kids…
Humans are born with parallel vision, straight out from our head, passed the moon without losing peripheral perception, the Holey Land Dweller stood
up on its back legs long after humans, hadn’t developed peripheral as it generated through 4-leggedness in holes in the ground, its called the inbreeder
effect because Human children can be rendered living in an offensive environment, if we are exposed to the cowardice of discrimination, our level of honor
to the planet and all species’ is reduced, some of us merely to a level that derives humor + recognition at the expense of others; a child of Our species,
realizing its parents are broken of their Human Essence, its a global effect of 100’s of years of the inbreeder interference with our species + planet…

tmm, ActiveHistory.ca 4 Comments [4/28/2017 2:07:39 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 126564

“Colombia is a failed state,” Maduro responded at a party rally in the capital Caracas, where he said he would “reveal the whole truth about the peace process.”

“They are preparing a massacre of the FARC leaders who signed peace,” Maduro claimed.

According to Maduro, Venezuela has taken in 5.6 million Colombians “fleeing from war, from paramilitaries, from the oligarchy, from hunger, from the lack of opportunities, from unemployment. They censor me in Colombia when I tell this truth.”

Nicholas Maduro, Colombia Reports 3 Comments [4/28/2017 2:03:28 PM]
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Quote# 126554

Antifa exposed.

An extensive analysis of video and photographic evidence was undertaken by concerned citizens of sites such as /pol/ and 8chan following a series of vicious attacks by a masked Antifa assailant weilding a bike lock at the Berkeley free speech event, which there included at least 6 incidents of lurking behind the crowd in order to launch opportunistic blows against the heads of Patriots, including the incident seen below were a person involved in discussion and with hands raised was struck

Analysis of the evidence indicated that the assailant had been at an earlier Berkeley event there unmasked in a stripey jacket and comparison was made, there are also indications he was at the earlier Milo demonstration in February were again innocent people caught up in the disturbances were struck with a bike lock.

It turns out the assailant, like most of those seen orchestrating the recent Antifa disturbences is involved in so called Higher Education, he lectures in philosophy and ethics...

It is certainly the case that he was known to others involved in Higher Education that were orchestrating the violence and that his actions were an observed tactic of that core group, that they were setting up strike scenarios and working in conjunction with him, all of which should really raise the question of do you really want these people involved in higher education...?

Kantzveldt, Above Top Secret 2 Comments [4/28/2017 2:03:20 PM]
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Quote# 126514

It's going to become like the 2005 movie, THE ISLAND (starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson), where human beings are grown in a secret facility solely as replacement parts for rich people who pay $5,000,000 for a clone. Already there's talk of human cloning for spare parts. No doubt it's already being done somewhere. Outside of the United States and other first-world nations anything is legal. Only God knows what mad scientists are doing on secret islands owned by wealthy villains. Human cloning isn't as scary as it sounds if you're not the clone! As with all evil, it will eventually come to light. The truth can only be suppressed for so long. Cloning, chimeras and all manner of genetic projects are happening all around the world. Most third-world nations will sell their souls for money. I guarantee you that the Island of Dr. Moreau is a reality today. Time will tell. People will be shocked. Man's curiosity has always superseded his fear of God.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 4 Comments [4/28/2017 2:01:09 PM]
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Quote# 126456

Officials say that Facebook murder suspect Steve Stephens killed himself..Does'nt this whole ordeal seem off? Things are just not adding up

[Gets called out]

I'm just asking questions?

Tariq Nasheed, Twitter 1 Comments [4/28/2017 1:55:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Kanzenkankaku

Quote# 126455

[Description of the video "The Most Important Crater In Your Life - And You Don't Even Know It?"]
This crater is the cause of all hurricanes, Typhoons, and cyclones. It's also the reason for building Stonehenge, the Sphinx, and it's the center of the Mayan calendar. It's also God's son, yes Jesus Christ. This crater proves the moon is the mars size planet that hit the earth, and not only once. Enjoy, and subscribe for updates, and new discoveries, if you want to?

THE MOON - SOURCE OF MY OATH, YouTube 2 Comments [4/28/2017 1:55:33 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 126264

[From "Putin Slams NATO for Endorsing GAS BABY MEME Hysteria"]

GAS BABY MEME MANIA is the biggest thing since the Beatles and their respective mania.

Putin is the lone voice calling out this idiocy.

Him and Tulsi Gabbard.

The missile strike on Syria was a clear breach of international law, while Washington’s claim that Damascus carried out the chemical attack that the US used as its casus belli is yet to be proven by any hard evidence, Russian President Vladimir Putin said.

[...]

“Where is evidence that Syrian troops used chemical weapons? No evidence. And what about the violation of international law? It is an obvious fact,” he added.

[...]

But also it makes me sad.

Yet despite the US shirking international law, NATO and its member countries have welcomed the unilateral missile strike on Syria – the first direct and deliberate action Washington has taken against President Bashar Assad.

Instead of condemning the attack, NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said that the Syrian regime “bears the full responsibility for this development.”

On Friday, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Francois Hollande concurred in a joint statement, saying “President Assad alone carries responsibility for these developments” because of his alleged “repeated use of chemical weapons and his crimes against his own people.”

No evidence?

No problem!

We’re playing by Nuremberg Rules!

The US attacked Syria’s Shayrat Airbase near Homs on Friday night in reaction to a suspected chemical weapons attack in southern Idlib province. Washington immediately blamed Assad’s government for the incident, which reportedly killed dozens of civilians, claiming that Damascus had used the airfield to launch the attack. These accusations have not been supported by any conclusive evidence so far, however.

In the meantime, Russia says that Damascus had no reason, strategic interest, or even the physical capability to launch a chemical weapons attack, since its entire arsenal – with the exception of stockpiles on rebel-controlled territory – was destroyed under UN supervision in 2013. Moscow has demanded that a UN team be sent to the area to conduct an impartial investigation.

Yeah, and the Daily Stormer is demanding the UN go dig up some evidence of millions of gassed Jews buried at Auschwitz.

[...]

FALSE FLAG.

Putin calls em like he seems em.

We used to have a leader who did the same – just about a week ago.

You’d think that Putin could preempt another false flag by saying this publicly.

But thus far, neither the American media or the Trump administration are responding to the statement.

The only option now is for Russia to try to catch these people in the act. Although they caught Erdogan in the act of buying ISIS oil and shipping it to the Jews, and nothing ever came of that, so I guess probably it doesn’t even matter.

Andrew Anglin, Daily Stormer 2 Comments [4/28/2017 1:43:17 PM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 126731

Satan's War on the Saints and the World has already Begun! President Obama is his mouthpiece and pawn. Our Government are pawns and followers of an evil scheme to kill and depopulate America...and it's not just America, but the Entire World! How are they doing it? By poisoning our water, food, medicines, even the air we breathe!

Vaccinations are also an easy way for them to inject you with nano-chip technology and chemicals that can alter and change your DNA beyond repair. AND THEY ARE DOING IT!


Sherry Shriner, They Want You Dead 4 Comments [4/27/2017 10:47:19 PM]
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Quote# 126729

CARLSON (HOST): People have faith on the left that voter fraud never happens. It’s a myth, they’ll tell you, something that was cooked up by right-wingers in order to take people’s civil rights away. Democrats believe this so strongly, or pretend they do, that many will argue strenuously against taking any steps to protect against voter fraud because, again, it doesn't even exist. Well someone finally decided to check on that question. An audit just released by North Carolina's bipartisan Board of Elections found that of 4.8 million votes cast in that state, at least 508 appear to be fraudulent, mostly in the form of convicted felons voting illegally. Dozens more voted despite not being citizens. Others voted twice. A handful were caught impersonating other people. Now that's 508 votes, doesn't sound like a lot until you remember that major elections have turned on fewer votes than that. In Florida, for example, in 2000, had the same level of voter fraud as North Carolina taken place, it would be about 800 hundred votes, proportionally. George W. Bush won that state and the presidency, you’ll remember, by 537 votes. So it does matter, which Democrats probably know in the first place, hence their position on it. [Fox News, Tucker Carlson Tonight, 4/25/17]

Tucker Carlson, Fox News 12 Comments [4/27/2017 10:46:43 PM]
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Quote# 126727

The enemies of America


I thought Soros with his billions and open borders and one world government nonsense was the enemy of the American republic. I was wrong. It is him and the Obamas along with the media, the elites and all their countless, drooling followers. The idea that a former president is burrowed into Washington and actively working against Trump to destroy our country is sickening. It also seems like treason.


When former President Barack Obama said he was “heartened” by anti-Trump protests, he was sending a message of approval to his troops. Troops? Yes, Obama has an army of agitators — numbering more than 30,000 — who will fight his Republican successor at every turn of his historic presidency. And Obama will command them from a bunker less than two miles from the White House.
In what’s shaping up to be a highly unusual post-presidency, Obama isn’t just staying behind in Washington. He’s working behind the scenes to set up what will effectively be a shadow government to not only protect his threatened legacy, but to sabotage the incoming administration and its popular “America First” agenda.
He’s doing it through a network of leftist nonprofits led by Organizing for Action. Normally you’d expect an organization set up to support a politician and his agenda to close up shop after that candidate leaves office, but not Obama’s OFA. Rather, it’s gearing up for battle, with a growing war chest and more than 250 offices across the country.
Since Donald Trump’s election, this little-known but well-funded protesting arm has beefed up staff and ramped up recruitment of young liberal activists, declaring on its website, “We’re not backing down.” Determined to salvage Obama’s legacy,”it’s drawing battle lines on immigration, ObamaCare, race relations and climate change.
Obama is intimately involved in OFA operations and even tweets from the group’s account. In fact, he gave marching orders to OFA foot soldiers following Trump’s upset victory.
“It is fine for everybody to feel stressed, sad, discouraged,” he said in a conference call from the White House. “But get over it.” He demanded they “move forward to protect what we’ve accomplished.”
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“Now is the time for some organizing,” he said. “So don’t mope.”
Far from sulking, OFA activists helped organize anti-Trump marches across US cities, some of which turned into riots. After Trump issued a temporary ban on immigration from seven terror-prone Muslim nations, the demonstrators jammed airports, chanting: “No ban, no wall, sanctuary for all!”
Run by old Obama aides and campaign workers, federal tax records show “nonpartisan” OFA marshals 32,525 volunteers nationwide. Registered as a 501(c)(4), it doesn’t have to disclose its donors, but they’ve been generous. OFA has raised more than $40 million in contributions and grants since evolving from Obama’s campaign organization Obama for America in 2013.
OFA, in IRS filings, says it trains young activists to develop “organizing skills.” Armed with Obama’s 2012 campaign database, OFA plans to get out the vote for Democratic candidates it’s grooming to win back Congress and erect a wall of resistance to Trump at the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue.
It will be aided in that effort by the Obama Foundation, run by Obama’s former political director, and the National Democratic Redistricting Committee, launched last month by Obama pal Eric Holder to end what he and Obama call GOP “gerrymandering” of congressional districts.
Obama will be overseeing it all from a shadow White House located within two miles of Trump. It features a mansion, which he’s fortifying with construction of a tall brick perimeter, and a nearby taxpayer-funded office with his own chief of staff and press secretary. Michelle Obama will also open an office there, along with the Obama Foundation.
The 55-year-old Obama is not content to go quietly into the night like other ex-presidents
Critical to the fight is rebuilding the ravaged Democrat Party. Obama hopes to install his former civil-rights chief Tom Perez at the helm of the Democratic National Committee.
Perez is running for the vacant DNC chairmanship, vowing “It’s time to organize and fight .?.?. We must stand up to protect President Obama’s accomplishments;” while also promising, “We’re going to build the strongest grass-roots organizing force this country has ever seen.”
The 55-year-old Obama is not content to go quietly into the night like other ex-presidents.
“You’re going to see me early next year,” he said after the election, “and we’re going to be in a position where we can start cooking up all kinds of great stuff.”
Added the ex-president: “Point is, I’m still fired up and ready to go.”
Paul Sperry is the author of “The Great American Bank Robbery,” which details the link between race-based housing policies and the mortgage crisis.?

Dennis Clack, Google+ 5 Comments [4/27/2017 10:46:29 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 126725

To those who have become enlightened and know the Illuminati is real, Katy Perry's darkest symbolism is the worst but also one of the more subtle aspects of her music. The brainwashing patterns seen in her videos, performances, and tours is much more obvious. Her latest tour, "Prismatic", is so loaded with symbolism that we really shouldn't have to provide any explanation. Triangles, all seeing eyes, and suns are everywhere. Taken together, these rapid-fire flashy images are brainwashing the youths of the world, and parents are oblivious to the damage being done to their children's minds.

The "Dark Horse" video is also no exception. Just search the web and you'll find dozens if not hundreds of articles pointing out all of the Illuminati symbolism embedded in the production. The references are too many to list here. Let's just say that the Ancient Egyptian theme provided ample opportunity for pyramids, eyes, and suns to grace the screen. This is how brainwashing works. The order makes these symbols so ubiquitous to the point where no one seems to think they're unusual. The skeptics have no case to prove us wrong. They're banking on the brainwashed to accept the Illuminati's version of normal to discredit us. They're sheep, no if's, and's, or but's about it.

Aside from symbolism, the "Dark Horse" video also foretold the rise of ISIS. As the song plays, Perry evolves from a mortal Egyptian queen to a winged goddess that rises into the sky, and that goddess is Isis. Between the preponderance of Illuminati symbolism already implanted, this has to be interpreted as a sort of dark preview. Not long after "Dark Horse's" release, Islamist militants began overrunning parts of Syria and Iraq. After a few weeks of fighting, the Islamic state declared itself a caliphate, and a new enemy was born. Of course, this was all planned by the Illuminati with Katy Perry's portrayal of Isis as the subtle hint that few would notice.

The satanic references combined with the promotion of promiscuity means that Katy Perry must be the Illuminati's Whore of Babylon. There can be no other candidate. Lady Gaga has faded from the scene, and Beyonce just doesn't go to those dark realms like Perry does. While the "All Seeing Eye" watches us, we will be keeping our eyes on Katy Perry and what she plans to deliver us next.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 3 Comments [4/27/2017 10:45:57 PM]
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Quote# 126721

Outer space is a hoax

Big bang vacuum outer space does not exist. Earth is not a spinning sphere in orbit around a giant gas ball sun millions of miles away. Earth is flat and motionless. The sun moon and stars are electro magnetic lights that move around above us. Reasonable people who use their senses and analyze the facts know vacuum outer space solar systems with orbiting planets is not real. Physically impossible to have atmospheric pressure next to a vacuum...duh. Don't be fooled by CGI, photoshop, animations and jibber jabber jive talk.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [4/27/2017 10:37:50 PM]
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Quote# 126712

Wikitravel is known to viciously hardblock even shared IPs, as if it were even a federal felony to use a shared IP, such as one registered to a public library, school, or Internet cafe, to edit content on Wiki websites. They are easily either hardened gangsters, or bosses of the New World Order! One way or another, the administrators of both Wikitravel and Wikivoyage hate and totally despise the United States Constitution!

Conserve Bentup, Topix 4 Comments [4/27/2017 4:19:14 AM]
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Quote# 126708

most game and movie reviews these days are fake as fuck, and hiding a general decline in the quality of entertainment products. They are instead paid for by the industry to keep people buying their shit.

Julian Belmonte Kolbe, Facebook 7 Comments [4/26/2017 11:32:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 126706

Celebrating christmas are you? Do you know why Jesus was sent here? OK, let me summarise…

A bunch of advanced cosmic entities were sent to this planet, which was a natural paradise, to observe and nurture it. unfortunately they were so intelligent they thought they could make things better here by teaching us about their amazing ways including metal tech and make up for women (i kid you not)… unfortunately they found the hairy women here very attractive and fathered children with them, mighty god like children (you know the names e.g hercules, horus and setanta).

This really messed the place up because these powerful beings lost the run of themselves building ridiculous pyramid structures and other mad shit. They collected our wealth, ate all our food and corrupted our DNA (original sin etc, how else can it be passed down).

They ran out of food and ate people and corrupted other species (you can see the crazy things they did on the walls of the temples in egypt).

Anyway, the cosmic entities had other space friends who saw these transgressions and facepalmed. Being so advanced, they had an ability to tune into the conciousness of the universe and asked it what to do. It told them to wipe out everything and start again (the flood). one family were chosen deemed most pure, DNA wise, and their age limit shortened (bit of telomere manipulation to limit life to 120 years max spoken of thousands of years ago but proven in 1961 by leonard hayflick) so they could cause far less damage in a lifetime. The earth repopulated but unfortunately things did not improve greatly even with an instruction book delivered to us (we need instruction book because of our cosmic heritage combined with animal instinct). The instruction book, however, wasn’t enough and so the concious mind of the universe stimulated an ovum to create a body that could sync with it on an indefinite basis (it can sync with any of us but not to this degree). Direct intervention was the only way to get across to us what went down and what is to come. It taught us how to end feuds and love everyone, especially the misfortunate and showed us that the best people to hang with are those at a low ebb who made bad choices but want to be good friends.

Unfortunately people misinterpreted this message and killed the poor guy and then took his message and corrupted it and did the opposite. he warned us of societies that are trying to resurrect demi gods like Hitler and others and his disciples were also shown mad stuff after taking drugs showing them swarms of drones programmed to torture and “sting people.” We were also warned of a one world currency where u could not buy or sell withoyt the mark of the beast 666 (blockchain and EAN bar codes which all have 666 encoded). Next up is the resurrection of an ancient god. That will be fun. anyway, happy birthday Jesus. Thanks for the heads up.

I still dont think they’re ready.

jalien, The Jesus Alien 7 Comments [4/26/2017 11:32:01 PM]
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Submitted By: P.E.T.C.T